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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasy
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318 Chs

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As Gou Liang wished for more, the long white rose season quietly came to an end.

After warming himself up, Gou Liang woke up naturally at noon. With 80% mission progress above his head, he laid on top of Meng Hao's body and guided him in cooking.

"Xiao Kener, is this enough?"

Meng Hao took a spoonful of red salt fruit juice and asked like a well-behaved student.

If Gou Liang kissed him once, it would be just right. If he kissed him twice, it would be a little less. If he kissed him thrice, it would be a little more. Therefore, the good student Meng Hao would always deliberately take a little less and then look at Chef Gou with a sincere gaze.

Gou Liang held back his laughter and kissed him thrice. When he saw Meng Hao put more red salt fruit juice into the pot, Gou Liang couldn't help but kiss him on the corner of his mouth.

The two of them intimately finished cooking a meal. Only then did Gou Liang ask, "Is there someone outside?"

On the monitor, Gou Liang, who saw the big black wolf lying listlessly outside the window, pawing at the snow with its paws, was even more impressed with his eldest brother Meng Hao. He mercifully asked the question.

Meng Hao went out and asked Meng Hui, "Have you eaten?"

"Brother …"

After being poisoned by his own dark cuisine for more than 200 days, Meng Hui finally couldn't help but turn into a human and pounced on Meng Hao emotionally.

"If you haven't eaten, then go back and cook. If you can't cook, then eat the jerky."

"Huh?"

Meng Hui's movements stopped abruptly.

"Brother, brother … … Look at me, I've lost so much weight. Even my hair isn't shiny anymore. Just let me have a bite, brother ~" Seeing that his brother had a heart of stone, Meng Hui turned his head and shouted, "Xiao Xi — — ow!"

After being patted on the head by Meng Hao, Meng Hui, who had already been taught by Lang Fei, immediately changed his words and said, "Brother Lang Xi, come and take care of my brother."

Gou Liang smiled as he walked out and said, "Meng Hao, let him in."

Meng Hao quickly turned around and carried him back in, afraid that he would catch a cold. Meng Hui followed closely behind. As soon as he entered the room, he saw the table full of delicious food. He immediately cried out, "Brother, you're still the best to me!" There were so many delicacies, and they were obviously prepared for him. He was indeed his own brother!

The poor child had completely forgotten about his brother's' coldness' just now.

"Ow ow ow ow!"

It was too delicious!!

Meng Hui, who had turned into a beast, started to gorge himself.

Meng Hao raised his tail to block Gou Liang's eyes, lest Gou Liang hurt his eyes. After finishing the meal, Gou Liang and Meng Hao both put down their chopsticks. Meng Hui was still happily sweeping the plate. He wished he could eat all the animal bones and fruit shells that contained the food.

Gou Liang said, "Didn't your brother tell you that a male who doesn't know how to cook will find a good female?"

He could smell Meng Hui's dark cuisine even from so far away.

Meng Hui howled dejectedly. Not all beastmen were as good as his brother, who was good at fighting, gathering, and cooking. He was an all-rounded beastman.

Gou Liang said, "Or, you can start looking for a female who can cook now."

Meng Hui: "Ow ow." The food cooked by those females was not even half as good as his brother's. Moreover, after forming a contract, his brother's culinary skills were like divine help. It was too delicious! He decided to freeload for the rest of his life. He would not look for a female.

Meng Hao said coldly, "Today is the last meal. You have to think of a way in the future."

Meng Hui: "… Ow ow."

He looked at Meng Hao with tears in his eyes. His eyes were filled with the sadness of a lone wolf who was abandoned but did not know how to cook.

Gou Liang held back his laughter and said seriously, "After forming a contract, all beastmen don't like other people leaving their smell in their house. Otherwise, they will become very irritable and can't sleep at night. Meng Hui, you can't bear to see your brother suffer, right? "

Meng Hui: "… Ow ow." It seemed that he had better find a female who could cook.

After Meng Hui finished eating and walked away, Gou Liang could not help but say, "I thought you couldn't bear to see him suffer."

Meng Hao said, "I just can't bear to see you suffer. As long as he doesn't starve, that's all."

Gou Liang laughed gloatingly.

After eating and moving around, it was time for Chef Gou's daily meal again.

However, just as they were about to enter the main topic, Lang Fei howled outside the door. Meng Hao, who was pressed against Gou Liang's mouth, had a change in expression. He kissed Gou Liang, who was already a little dizzy but still refused to let go. Meng Hao wrapped the blanket tightly before going out to deal with Lang Fei.

"Lang Fei, what's the matter?"

Seeing that he had returned, Gou Liang lifted the blanket and revealed his fair body covered with red spots.

Meng Hao did not need any buffer time. He pounced on him and kissed his neck while saying, "Father is not on duty tomorrow. He asked us to go over and have a meal together."

"Oh … Ah, wait for me to finish."

Meng Hao obviously could not wait.

After the warming exercise, Meng Hao hugged the warm and sweaty Gou Liang tightly and asked him what he wanted to say, but Gou Liang had already forgotten all about it.

The next day, the big white wolf hid Gou Liang, who was wearing thick clothes and a red mask, under his warm belly and covered him with his tail. He flew to the tribal leader's house as fast as he could.

Although Bai Yue Ji did not need to go out, the tribe's beastmen would still arrange tight security patrols. They changed shifts every ten days. When the tribal leader Lang Xiong was not on duty, he would also personally patrol once a day. The newly contracted beastmen were exempted from patrolling, so Meng Hao had nothing to do. Every day, he stayed at home and focused on learning how to warm himself with Gou Liang.

When they arrived, Lang Xiong called Meng Hao aside. It was obvious that he had something to say. Gou Liang went to the kitchen to find Ghar.

When Ghar saw him, his face was full of smiles. He said, "Xiao Xi, come, drink some soup to warm yourself up."

The thick white bone soup had precious herbs added to it. It was specially made for Gou Liang. Lang Fei's ears were sharp, and he wanted to get a bowl. However, Ghar disdainfully rewarded him with a mouthful and chased him away.

Ghar touched Gou Liang's hand. Seeing the warmth of his hands, his smile deepened. However, he said, "How come you haven't gained any weight after a whole Bai Yue Ji? Meng Hao, how did he take care of you?"

No matter how "hard" the females of Bai Yue Ji worked, it was still the best season for them to gain weight. Especially when there was no shortage of food in this year's household.

For example, Ghar, who tortured his youngest son until he secretly went to sleep with Meng Hui but was forced to eavesdrop at home by Meng Hui's dark cuisine, had gained a lot of weight from Lang Xiong. When he smiled, his face was chubby, making people want to pinch it.

Gou Liang drank the soup and said, "No, I eat a lot every day. It seems that after receiving the Beast Deity's blessing of adulthood, I stopped gaining weight. "

Ghar looked at Gou Liang's face, which was so beautiful that it made the hearts of all females beat faster. Thinking of the Beast Deity's love for his son, he did not doubt his words at all.

Gou Liang finished the soup and said, "Father, let me help you."

"Okay, come and look at the fire. Come closer, it's warm."

Other than that, he could not bear to let Gou Liang do anything else. Poor Gou Liang looked at the dark cuisine boiling in the bone pot, and sadly focused on Meng Hao and Lang Xiong's discussion.

Lang Xiong said, "I've already arranged for someone to scout once, but he was afraid of being discovered and did not dare to go too deep. After counting the warriors in the tribe, you are still the most suitable, so I thought of letting you go. "

The White Moon Season would end in about 30 days. The Wall tribe still had reserves of exotic beast meat that had not been used, so the hunting mission of the Silver Moon Season was not urgent. They had already decided to attack the Bray tribe immediately after the White Moon Season ended. The framing of the white cotyledons harvesting operation had caused two orcs to die and many orcs to be injured. They must get revenge from the Bray tribe!

Before that, of course, they had to find out about the Bray tribe's situation.

In the past, the Bray tribe always came to snatch food during the White Moon Season, but this year they were unusually peaceful. There must be an abundance of exotic beast meat. Although they did not know the source, it was better to find out the details.

It was just that if other people went to inquire, their skin color would be very conspicuous. After thinking about it, Meng Hao was the safest.

Hearing this, Meng Hao naturally did not refuse.

Gou Liang mourned for them in his heart. The orc who was afraid of being discovered had been exposed long ago. Now the Bray tribe was also planning the same thing, and they were already carrying out an even crazier operation.

[System: Master, are you not going to stop them?]

[Gou Liang: Not only will I not stop them, but judging from the trajectory of these lives, Yue Jing has never stopped them. This is their destiny. Even if there is no war this time, there will be a next time, and …]

Meng Hao's identity as the son of the Beast God would be revealed in the White Moon Season. Without going through some hardships, how could he stimulate the power in his blood and burst out the ultimate state?

Before Meng Hao acted, he went to see the old priest.

"You want me to bring Lang Xi to my side?"

The old priest was surprised. After all, if Meng Hao went out alone, Gou Liang would definitely be taken back by Lang Xiong and the others to take care of him. With the chieftain's strength, even the current Meng Hao might not be his opponent. He did not understand Meng Hao's decision.

Meng Hao said, "I don't know why, but I always feel a little uneasy."

Compared to the chieftain's house, the priest's place was undoubtedly safer.

When the old priest heard the words, he heard it in his heart and immediately divined with water.

But the Beast God had not yet awakened from his sleep, and his power of prayer was limited. He did not detect any danger.

After thinking for a moment, the old priest said, "The priest of the Bray Tribe returned to the arms of the Beast God DRen in this year's White Moon Season. Now his successor should take over the position of the priest. I have seen that child several times. His mind is a little extreme, his actions are vicious, and his partner is the son of the chieftain of the Chuanze Tribe. He is very difficult to deal with. With him, I am afraid that the Chuanze Tribe will be together with the Bray Tribe, and will only be more arrogant than before. "

"Meng Hao, when you go, be careful, and don't force anything. Do you understand? "

Meng Hao promised.

Turning back, he sent Gou Liang to the priest's place and said, "Don't be naughty and run around, and don't go out to play in the snow. Also, don't be picky about food, don't take off the red rock before going to bed at night..."

"Well, you're really long-winded."

Gou Liang interrupted his ten thousand don 'ts and told him to be careful.

When Meng Hao was sent away, The Old Priest smiled and said, "Meng Hao, this child, is a lot more lively."

Gou Liang said, "It's all thanks to my good teaching."

The Old Priest laughed, and Sang Mi was also secretly happy. He was caught by Gou Liang and asked if he knew what they were talking about. He laughed so happily.

Sang Mi hid and laughed, and laughed until he was tired. He hugged Gou Liang and whispered to him, "Brother Lang Xi, it's good that you're here, I'm not eating the meal made by Priest DRen alone."

— — The Old Priest has never liked to trouble others, so although he was not good at cooking, he did not let people take care of his meals. After the White Moon Season, little Sang Mi's taste buds were broken. Now someone finally came to accompany him to suffer, he was so happy!

His schadenfreude was too obvious. Gou Liang pinched his face and said that he was really disappointed this time.

Gou Liang was not going to wrong himself. He personally cooked a whole egg banquet. Sang Mi was so excited that he cried. He pulled Gou Liang and said, "Brother Lang Xi, don't go, and move back with Meng Hao, okay?"

The Old Priest was silent, and the speed of his chopsticks was very fast.

When the rejected Sang Mi was sad, he found that the delicious food was almost eaten up by Priest DRen. Suddenly, he did not care about the sadness and began to eat.

After eating, The Old Priest elegantly wiped his mouth and smiled at Gou Liang and said, "Good boy, during the day before the arrival of the Silver Moon Season, you will learn the knowledge of herbs with me."

Sang Mi stuffed his mouth: "Long live Priest DRen!"

Gou Liang: "…"

Meng Hao left for three days.

However, just as he stepped on the return journey and the Old Priest and Sang Mi were sitting in a row waiting for breakfast, the tribe's patrol team suddenly let out a warning roar.

The Old Priest stood up. Soon, a beastman arranged by the chief to report landed and reported, "Priest DRen, the rhinoceros beastmen of the Bray Tribe stole the black tyrannosaurus egg and smashed it in the tribe. Now, the black tyrannosaurus beast chasing them is approaching Bi Lou. I'm afraid we will become their target of revenge!"

"What!"

The Old Priest's face changed. He clenched his fist and said, "Immediately inform the others to send the females, cubs, and old beastmen to me. Let the chief fight in peace. I will protect them with all my strength."

"Yes, Priest DRen."

The beastman who reported the news roared, informing his companions to help him.

Sang Mi was still young, but he knew the power of the black tyrannosaurus beast. He pulled the Old Priest's hand in fear and said, "Priest DRen, what should we do?"

The Old Priest did not show any uneasiness to the cub and comforted him, "Sang Mi, don't be afraid. Go and open the door to the Priest Hall with your brother Wolf Dawn. "

The Priest Hall was the tribe's refuge. It was built with the strongest rock.

However, everyone knew that if the beastmen were unable to defend against the black tyrannosaurus beast's attack, even the Priest Hall would not be able to protect them for long once they entered the tribe.

The females and cubs gathered together were in a state of panic. The tougher ones were cursing the Bray Tribe, wishing they could cut them into pieces. The weaker ones were holding their cubs and crying non-stop. No matter how the Old Priest comforted them, it was useless.

Seeing this, the Old Priest simply ignored them. He returned to the house and changed into his Priest robes. He put on the Priest Crown woven from black wolf fur. This was the attire the Old Priest would only change into during the Red Moon Sacrifice and important blessing ceremonies.

Seeing him walk step by step towards the altar in the middle of the hall, the females' crying gradually stopped. They turned to comfort the uneasy and crying cubs.

"Don't cry, you can't cry. Priest DRen is going to pray to the Beast God."

"The Beast God will definitely keep us safe. Don't be afraid."

"Let's pray to the Beast God together, quick."

"The Beast God, please protect my beastmen, my son, and the tribe. Let us safely survive this disaster."

As the Old Priest began to pray to the Beast God, the panic in the Priest Hall slowly calmed down.

Gou Liang sighed. This was the power of faith.

Ghar hugged him tightly and said to Lang Fei, "Don't be afraid. The Beast God will definitely protect us." He also began to pray. He prayed that the Beast God would protect the tribe and his partner who was also going to the battlefield.

Lang Fei said, "Father, I'm not afraid. I want to join the battle."

The newborn calf was not afraid of the tiger. He felt that he should not be here receiving protection. Instead, he should be on the battlefield, fighting to protect the tribe.

Ghar's tears that had stopped started to flow again. "What nonsense are you talking about? You're still a cub. You're not an adult yet. How can you go to the battlefield!"

"But …"

"Lang Fei." Gou Liang shook his head at him. "If you can't sit still here, go and find your friends. Organize them to go out and get food, water, and fur for the females."

They had just come in a hurry, so they had only made temporary preparations to take refuge.

Lang Fei immediately perked up when he heard this. He went to find a group of beastmen who were about the same age as him who were about to reach adulthood. He went and returned quickly under everyone's instructions.

Gou Liang looked at Meng Hao, who was still half a day's journey away from the tribe, and said to Ghar, "Father, don't worry. Father will definitely win."

However, the situation outside was not optimistic.

The Bray tribe took the initiative this time. They took the risk of letting the tribe's elites commit suicide to steal nearly ten tyrannosaurus eggs and frame the Wall tribe. They were determined to wipe out the Wall tribe. They also planned to wait until the Wall tribe's male beastmen were almost dead before they took action to snatch the Wall tribe's females. They would not even let the cubs go.

It was not that the chief of the Bray tribe and the priest were whimsical. The ten tyrannosaurus eggs had attracted not only one black-scaled tyrannosaurus, but a group of them! The destructive power was unimaginable!

The black mass of tyrannosauruses approached. The ground trembled and rumbled as they ran wildly.

The beastman in charge of scouting was covered in cold sweat. "Chief …"

Lang Xiong was expressionless. He did not need to report. Like many other beastmen, he saw the cruel reality that they were about to face.

Lang Xiong said, "Warriors, behind us is our home, our females, our cubs! Everything that we Wall beastmen want to protect is behind us! We will never retreat and protect the tribe with our lives! "

"Never retreat! Protect the tribe with our lives! "

"Never retreat! Protect the tribe with our lives!! "

"Never retreat! Protect the tribe with our lives!!! "

Lang Xiong took a deep breath. The heroism of facing death almost made his eyes water. He spread his wings and flew into the sky, roaring, "Prepare for battle!"

Thirty black-scaled tyrannosauruses rushed over. The sharp fence of the tribe was ignored. They rushed in and all the obstacles were torn apart by them.

They smelled it. Even if they were buried underground, they could still smell the broken scent of their own cubs that were about to be born in the silver moon season …

"Roar!!!"

The black-scaled tyrannosauruses instantly went berserk!

Roars, blood, death.

In an instant, it exploded.