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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasy
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318 Chs

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Ju Bei was an avid fan of Shuang Wen, so he naturally knew the law of protagonists: "Blood must drip on every ring, and there must be a space for every drop of blood."

Like Gou Liang, he was a non-native soul, so he couldn't absorb the soul power from beast blood and beast cores. However, Jia Nanzhu once gave his gold-digger Xiao Qing a ring, and that was where Ju Bei's so-called space ability came from.

Although it wasn't the legendary space for life, and it wasn't big enough to hold a beast, it was already rare enough for Ju Bei to treat it like a treasure.

This ring was now tied around his neck, and not only was it a token of love between him and the male protagonist, but it was also proof that he was the protagonist of another world.

Gou Liang said, "I stand by my judgment."

Shi Buyu smiled at him to appease him, then pointed at Ju Bei's name and handed the statistics sheet back to Yu Lin.

"Tell Kyushu to pay more attention to him and Jia Nanzhu, especially his Xiao Qing. I'm afraid that the strange thing isn't just that he has no energy, but he has a special ability."

The ambitious Jia Nanzhu would never have thought that his position in Kyushu Base would be decided by a single sentence.

"Yes, Major General!"

Yu Lin responded seriously. Before he left, he said considerately, "I'll go say hello to them. Boss, you and Miss Tang can do whatever you want ~"

After saying that, he quickly closed the door and left.

Shi Buyu laughed and scolded him. He then pulled up his pants and sat across from Gou Liang. He reached out to grab his wheelchair and pulled him in front of him.

"Miss Tang, I think we need to discuss the pillow issue in depth."

Shi Buyu had always been a highly efficient person. Once he was sure that this impulse to take the other person for himself wasn't an illusion, he no longer hesitated.

The experience of love was a luxury for people like him who had to dedicate their lives to the country. He used to think that he was born emotionally slow, just like his profession said, and had never considered this aspect of things.

But now he realized — — what bullshit emotional slowness!

When he met the person in front of him, a certain switch in his brain was activated, and the feeling of being moved made him self-aware.

Shi Buyu put his hands on the armrests of the wheelchair and hugged Gou Liang. He unintentionally revealed a bit of dominance, but his eyes were unprecedentedly serious and soft. "What was that pillow you used before? Are you this … intimate with him? "

While speaking, the Major General Shi, who had always been straightforward, paused for a moment, feeling inexplicably unhappy.

Gou Liang nodded honestly.

Shi Buyu's smiling face froze. Gou Liang held back his laughter and said, "It's called Bachelor. It's a puppy I raised. It especially likes to eat fruit-flavored dog food … Well, it's very cute."

Although he was still dissatisfied, Shi Buyu did not dwell on this matter too much after learning that his "predecessor" had died gloriously in the line of duty. He said solemnly, "Miss Tang, I'm a decent person. Your bolster's job scope and benefits have seriously violated the employment law's principle of fairness. Forgive me for not being able to accept it. "

"Do you want to go back on your word?"

Gou Liang straightened up anxiously.

Shi Buyu stood up with his hands still on the armrests. He leaned closer to Gou Liang and lowered his voice, saying in an intoxicating and magnetic voice, "Of course I can continue to be your bolster. The employment law doesn't allow it, but the marriage law does. Let's do things according to the rules, okay? "

Gou Liang opened his mouth slightly in surprise, then pushed up his glasses twice and said with a red face, "Are you confessing to me?"

"Yes." Shi Buyu raised a hand and pinched his soft face. "Do you agree?"

"With marriage as the premise?"

Gou Liang asked.

"Of course."

Shi Buyu answered.

"Okay!"

He almost couldn't wait.

[Ding! The target's favorability has been updated. Current favorability: 80!]

Gou Liang's smile deepened. Shi Buyu couldn't help but laugh when he saw this. He raised his eyebrows proudly and said, "You agreed so quickly. Have you already fallen for me?"

"Yes."

Gou Liang's answer was as straightforward as ever, but it didn't make Shi Buyu happy for long. He continued, "You're very good-looking and comfortable to hug ~"

Shi Buyu's smile froze. He lowered his body a little, and the pressure suddenly increased.

He asked with a fake smile, "What else?"

Gou Liang immediately stopped teasing him. He pushed up his glasses and said,

"Also, I like you."

Shi Buyu froze for a moment, then smiled and kissed him. "Good boy."

Liang, who had severe skin craving and thirst, looked at Shi Buyu with his heart racing. He blurted out, "I want more."

Shi Buyu laughed. His laughter and Gou Liang's comfortable sigh collided in the next second, creating a spark.

Shi Buyu kissed his soft lips. Seeing that he was moaning in pleasure, Shi Buyu pressed his lips against his and whispered, "I also know a more comfortable thirst-quenching treatment. Would you like to try it, Mr. Tang?"

"Shi Xiaoyu, I'm not sick … I like you too."

Shi Buyu thought for a while and realized that he was saying that he liked him. It had nothing to do with "skin craving". He happily held Gou Liang's face, rubbed it, and kissed him as if to encourage him. The tender taste tempted him further. Shi Buyu instinctively broke through Gou Liang's lips and broke into a more mysterious place to give him an in-depth treatment.

Gou Liang obviously couldn't be more satisfied with this treatment process. He kept responding to the intruder. His hands eagerly stroked Shi Buyu's neck, eager for more skin contact.

The sweet banana soul power became richer and softer because of his eagerness and frankness.

Shi Buyu's unfamiliar movements became bold under Gou Liang's instinctive demand and intimacy. He gave up the probing kiss and sucked Gou Liang's tongue in a more direct and passionate way, robbing him of his breath.

[Ding! Mission progress bar is advancing. Current mission progress: 1%!]

Gou Liang's hot breath hit his face and became shorter and shorter. Seeing that he was about to suffocate, Shi Buyu quickly came back to his senses and wanted to pull away. Gou Liang, who was hungry for more, clung to him and refused to let go.

Shi Buyu breathed through his mouth and prolonged the kiss.

The intimate treatment process lasted for a long time. Suddenly, the sound of a car came.

"Ouch!"

Gou Liang, whose teeth were hit, groaned in pain.

Shi Buyu quickly licked Gou Liang's small wound and used the rich healing power of his body fluid to ease Gou Liang's discomfort.

Then, he reluctantly withdrew his hand and pinched Gou Liang's chubby face. Then, he scrutinized Gou Liang's face from left to right. Suddenly, he smiled and said, "No wonder they said that my sense of beauty is strange.

Beauty was in the eye of the beholder. First love had a thick filter.

That was right. Otherwise, why would he like this chubby guy who couldn't even recognize his facial features?

Gou Liang glared at him, but his small eyes didn't change much due to the limited space in which they could live. This actually amused Shi Buyu.

He held back his laughter and said, "Okay, I like you. Miss Tang, don't feel inferior."

"So," Gou Liang pushed up his glasses, "you like me because I'm fat?"

Shi Buyu stopped laughing and touched his nose. He couldn't go against his conscience and nodded. He cleverly avoided the sharp question and said, "Miss Tang, I like you no matter what."

Gou Liang nodded and pushed up his glasses. A smile that couldn't be ignored appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Shi Buyu touched the corner of his mouth. He felt that something was missing, but he didn't delve into it. He said jokingly, "But you have to lose some of your precious meat. Who am I going to cry to if an exotic beast takes you away for the winter?"

Gou Liang: "… …"

What kind of nonsense was that?

*

Shi Buyu and the others brought the survivors to the empty armory to rest for the night. The next morning, the five cargo planes and a rescue plane from Kyushu Base arrived as scheduled. They were here to receive the exotic beast meat.

The person in charge of the research institute randomly came and talked to Gou Liang. Before he left, he repeatedly invited him to return to Kyushu Base with him.

After being rejected, the old man shakily grabbed Shi Buyu's hand and said, "You must ensure Mr. Tang's safety at all costs. The hope of mankind is in your hands!"

Shi Buyu agreed, but the old man repeatedly reminded him as if he had amnesia.

After repeating this over and over again, Shi Buyu simply hugged Gou Liang's fat face and kissed his soft flesh, saying, "Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to him even if I have to sacrifice my life."

The old man was dumbfounded and only closed his mouth after a while.

This time, he was completely relieved.

After loading the cut exotic beast meat, the survivors put on their protective suits and anxiously followed the plane into the sky.

The sky had long been the exotic beasts' territory. Looking up from the ground, one could always see a black mass. The survivors watched with their own eyes as the plane broke into the herd of exotic beasts. They were all on tenterhooks.

But what surprised and surprised them was that not only did the ferocious exotic beasts not take the initiative to attack the plane, but they also fled as if they were greatly threatened.

Ju Bei's eyes widened.

This kind of god-like black technology had never appeared in "The End of the Era" before! Or could it be that after he transmigrated, the author of the ten-thousand-year pit actually updated the later content?

But no matter what it was, it was undoubtedly related to that fatty!

Ju Bei gritted his teeth as he thought.

Gou Liang's existence meant that there was a transmigrator in this world who was more familiar with the plot than he was. This transmigrator's IQ was far above his, and he was constantly threatening his position as the protagonist. This made him feel deeply uneasy.

After thinking for a while, he inadvertently asked about Gou Liang's situation, "Aren't Tang Tang and Mr. Shi coming with us to Kyushu? It's too dangerous outside, and Tang Tang is … it's not very convenient for him to move around. Why aren't they coming with us? "

The search and rescue soldier looked deeply at Ju Bei and said stiffly, "No comment."

— — There was indeed something wrong with this person!

After confirming the Major General Shi's suspicions, the search and rescue soldier added another label to Ju Bei: "Possibly endangering the national treasure Miss Tang".

There was no need to elaborate on the fact that Jia Nanzhu and the others were safely sent to Kyushu Base. On the other side, after sending off the survivors and the exotic beast meat that had taken up space, Gou Liang and the others began to carry out the next step of their plan.

The search and rescue team left behind the latest sonic repellent and protective suits in Kyushu, but Shi Buyu and the others didn't plan to use them.

Running away was never the solution to a problem, and what they lacked the most right now was the experience of fighting exotic beasts and the mastery of their abilities.

Therefore, Shi Buyu formulated a meticulous training plan.

During the day, they would constantly train their familiarity with their abilities while hunting exotic beasts, and perfect Gou Liang's database. At night, they would take turns to be on the road.

As for the exotic beast meat they hunted, they only needed to send the location of the meat to Kyushu, and someone would naturally receive the supplies within forty-eight hours. Aside from beast cores, exotic beasts had no interest in the corpses of their own kind. It didn't matter even if the corpses were left out in the open.

Five days later, Gou Liang successfully quantified and modeled the energy and developed a detection program.

Because Gou Liang couldn't see the upper limit of the target's soul endurance — — in fact, he suspected that the other party's soul endurance had no upper limit, just like his — — he wasn't the best test subject.

Therefore, the program was first used on Yu Sen and the others.

The infrared ray scanned Yu Sen's body from top to bottom. Soon, a three-dimensional blood vessel diagram of his body appeared on the projection screen. Several data analyses on the side kept changing, and only stabilized after a minute.

After the data of the other four were scanned, Gou Liang displayed their data side by side, allowing them to have a more intuitive understanding through comparison.

Gou Liang used eye-catching red arrows to mark the energy flow process of their bodies. "When you use your abilities, the energy flows from your blood vessels to your brain and back to your heart. When this cycle ends, you've completed one use of your abilities. It's the same for exotic beasts. They don't have things like hearts, so beast cores are actually equivalent to their hearts. "

After a pause, Gou Liang pushed up his glasses with his command pen and said, "In other words, the hearts of exotic beasts are your staple food."

"… Miss Tang, you don't have to describe these details."

Yu Lin said with a dry laugh.

Gou Liang continued in a good mood, "After you ate the first exotic beast's heart, you were able to activate your abilities."

"Therefore, I used the energy contained in a beast core as a base to calculate and found that the upper limit of your energy capacity has a common relationship with it. That is, the upper limit of your body's capacity is the ninth power of this base. Notice, it's not nine times, it's the ninth power. This is a very impressive number. "

Everyone was pleasantly surprised. Didn't this mean that their abilities still had a lot of room for improvement?!

"Don't be happy too early."

Gou Liang said, "I've classified the abilities triggered by the energy of a beast core as level one. I predict that every time the energy increases by one power, your abilities will also have a qualitative improvement. This point needs to be investigated, but the amount of beast cores needed to go from level one to level two isn't too much. We should be able to carry out the next step of the experiment soon. "

"But I'm only talking about the situation of consuming beast cores."

"If you consume beast blood, the situation won't be so lucky."

Gou Liang said, "Most people don't have enough energy to activate their abilities after consuming beast blood. The reason why their strength and speed are enhanced is because their body's potential has been stimulated."

"This isn't an ability in the true sense."

"According to my calculations, the energy contained in the blood of an exotic beast is only one-thousandth of the energy contained in a beast core. And the amount of impurities contained in it is countless. Regarding this, I've also established a model to calculate that when the energy of a human body is lower than the energy contained in a hundred milliliters of beast blood, then these impurities will be fatal. "

"If every survivor can consume a beast core, then drinking beast blood naturally won't be fatal, but this is obviously unrealistic."

"I'll send this model to Kyushu. They can use this to determine whether or not an ordinary person has the constitution to consume beast blood. I believe that they can grasp the scale and minimize the mortality rate."

Speaking up to here, Gou Liang took a sip of the hot water that Shi Buyu handed him and continued, "Next, I'll be monitoring everyone's situation in real time. What we need to do is to dig out more beast cores and level up as soon as possible so that we can start the second phase of the research."

Everyone agreed.

Regarding the situation of Yu Sen and the others, Gou Liang made some adjustments to the energy detection program and immediately sent it to Kyushu Base.

When it showed that the reception was successful, Gou Liang patted his hands and stretched, saying, "Shi Xiaoyu, go get me a piece of beast meat. I want to eat spicy barbecue skewers."

"It's time to sleep."

Shi Buyu heartlessly rejected his request.

Gou Liang rubbed his round belly and patted it hard. His belly, which was stacked with layers of fat, made a few crisp sounds.

He looked at Shi Buyu and said pitifully, "I'm hungry."

Shi Buyu was both angry and amused. How could it not be loud when he patted it so hard?

However, he didn't have the heart to let Gou Liang's mouth "starve". He stopped adjusting the training program at hand and got up to go to the storage room at the back of the car to get some beast meat. Suddenly, he paused in place.

"Alert!"

He quickly walked to Gou Liang's side.

The others, who were taking advantage of the time to rest, immediately entered battle mode and asked in alarm, "Boss, what happened?"

The alarm was off, and the satellite detection was normal. What could make Shi Buyu so vigilant?

"Something is approaching."

Shi Buyu said. Soon, they all saw with their own eyes what that thing was.

An exotic beast broke out of the ground and threw their car into the air with a roar.

Shi Buyu carried Gou Liang with one hand and broke open the car's iron door with the other. He led everyone out of the car. Qin Bei cooperated and used his wind ability to catch everyone who was thrown out of the car.

"My database!"

Gou Liang shouted when he saw that the car was about to hit the ground.

Yu Sen immediately used his wood ability to pull the car back!

As the exotic beast drilled out of the ground, dust and rocks flew everywhere. Roars rang out one after another. The exotic beast finally drilled out of the ground and revealed its true appearance.

It was actually a three-headed snake exotic beast that had never been seen before!