Xiang Muchuan believed that he had a lot of experience in accompanying a guide.
Mrs. Xiang was a materialist and didn't like spending money on the Star Web. Compared to the butler's sales assistant who said things like "Madam is the most beautiful", "Madam looks good no matter what", and "this is a perfect match for Madam", she preferred her son to accompany her. As long as time allowed, Xiang Muchuan wouldn't refuse. This was also the reason why he appeared in the mall seven days ago and coincidentally saved Gou Liang from the robbers.
Xiang Muchuan's understanding of guides was completely derived from his mother and the butler's taste in Uncle Chen. He directly took Gou Liang to Frei Mall — Mrs. Xiang said that the secret to coaxing a guide was to buy, buy, buy.
"This is a debit card, there's no limit."
Xiang Muchuan directly handed the card to Gou Liang and swiped it casually.
Although Gou Liang didn't have much hope for Young Marshal Xiang's taste in dating, he still couldn't help but complain about this kind of "overbearing CEO and cannon fodder lover" dating model.
He took the card without batting an eyelid and asked, "You're buying all of them?"
"Okay."
Xiang Muchuan nodded.
If he couldn't pay it back, he could still avoid the interstellar pursuit of the pirates.
Frei Mall was different from other places. All of the goods here were stolen goods. Buying them was risky, but there were all kinds of strange things.
However, Gou Liang wasn't interested in these flashy and worthless things until he wandered into a Fat-Two specialty store.
Since it was opened in the golden area of Frei Mall, it was destined to not be an ordinary Fat-Two store.
The store owner wrote on the signboard: From the Queen of the Empire, to the head of the Federation, to the common people, men, women, and children, there are only Fat-Two that you can't afford. There are no Fat-Two that we can't afford. Welcome, we accept reservations ~
— This was a pirate marketing store that specialized in stealing Fat-Two.
The reason why Gou Liang stepped into this shop without hesitation was that today's special promotion: Young Marshal Xiang.
With a stiff face, Xiang Muchuan was dragged into the shop by Gou Liang. Inside, there were two guides, a male and a female, arguing over "the only Fat-Two that Young Marshal Xiang has ever worn."
The male guide was furious. "I booked it five years ago. What right does she have to snatch it from me?!"
The female guide refused to back down. "No matter how much he pays, I'll pay ten times more!"
The shop owner said, "Please don't argue with each other. Since we managed to steal Young Marshal Xiang's underwear once, we can do it again. This one was reserved ten years ago, and he offered a price of six million federal coins … "
"I bid eight million!"
"Ten million!"
"Twenty million!"
"Forty million!"
The male and female guides were each richer than the other.
The shop owner's eyes shone brightly, but on the surface, he looked embarrassed. "Please don't hurt our friendship."
"How about this, I'll set the number of your reservation at the price you just offered. Next time, when the goods arrive, I'll inform you as soon as possible. But don't be disappointed. We still have Young Marshal Xiang's doujinshi Fat-Two sale here. Look at these, Gentle Wrap, Million Kisses, Suit Temptation … They're all custom-made, and there's only one of them for both men and women. "
He spared no effort in recommending and even took out the real thing.
The so-called Gentle Wrap was made of lace for both men and women. The male version was embroidered with the Young Marshal's hands wrapped around his buttocks, while the female version was designed with the Young Marshal's hands wrapped around his front and back.
Million Kisses, and it was definitely restored to the Young Marshal's lips.
Suit Temptation was simply and crudely pasted with a half-body photo of the Young Marshal taken in a coffee shop. This was the only high-definition photo in the universe, and it had long been bought out by Fat-Two's specialty store. There were only blurred photos on Star Web, and if you bought this Fat-Two edition, you could even get a free poster of the original picture …
Seeing this, Gou Liang was sure that the store owner's claim of "Xiang Shaoshuai's underwear, which had been pre-ordered ten years ago," was definitely just a smokescreen. The store owner had an ulterior motive.
Sure enough, the shop owner didn't just recommend these few designs. When the male and female guides were teasing each other to the point that they wanted to go bankrupt for Young Marshal Xiang, he took out his trump card.
"The last one is amazing. Don't miss it if you pass by. It's called Fat-Two, and it's specially for divorce. There's only one of it!"
The shop owner pressed a switch, and the underwear began to vibrate gently. Young Marshal Xiang's deep and magnetic voice sounded. "We'll divorce tomorrow, and I'll marry you."
He breathed in a low voice, and it was extremely sexy.
The male and female guides screamed, "Ah!!!"
Gou Liang: "…"
Xiang Muchuan: "…"
Gou Liang was furious.
Xiang Muchuan's hand was hurting from Gou Liang's grip. He was afraid that Gou Liang would lose his mind and expose his identity, so he hurriedly pulled him away. However, Gou Liang forcefully held him back and charged towards the unscrupulous shop owner.
He slammed the credit card on the counter and looked at Xiang Muchuan.
Xiang Muchuan, who had heard his thoughts, looked at him silently. In the end, he was defeated by Gou Liang's fierce gaze. He said to the shop owner with a cold face, "We'll take all of Young Marshal Xiang's underwear. We don't want anything less, or we don't want anything at all."
The shop owner's eyes lit up when he saw the black dragon credit card. There were no more than a hundred of such cards in the entire Frei planet!
After doing this, he had saved up enough money for his wife and coffin!
The shop owner immediately threw the male and female guides to the back of his mind.
"Perverted sentinel!"
"Shameless sentinel!"
The two guides were furious, but it wasn't their first time on Frei planet. Naturally, they knew how powerful the black dragon card was, so they could only brag.
Gou Liang took their titles as praise. He took the card from the shop owner's hands without a change in expression and pressed the switch again. Then he realized that the ingenious shop's product was worth the money. Young Marshal Xiang's ear-piercing voice actually had other lines: "Baby, I don't like that ugly monster at all. I only love you."
"Ah!!!!"
The male and female guides almost went crazy.
They couldn't care less about glaring angrily at Gou Liang. They grabbed the shop owner and said excitedly, "Can we pre-order this model?! Can we also custom-make the words?! "
Even though they knew it was fake, they were willing to be deceived.
Money wasn't a problem at all. If they could "get" Xiang Muchuan this way, they would be willing to go bankrupt!
Gou Liang had never realized so clearly that his love rivals were all over the universe.
This time, Gou Liang didn't need to teach Xiang Muchuan anything. The latter said, "We agreed that this is the only one. If there is a similar model, it will be treated as a breach of contract in Frei."
The only way to deal with a breach of contract in Frei was to pay back a hundredfold. The shop owner, who had just charged a large amount of money to his credit card, gave the male and female guides a helpless look. Then, when he received the notification on his terminal, he smiled like an idiot.
"You're not shopping anymore?"
Walking out of the shop, Xiang Muchuan was a little surprised to see Gou Liang walk back the way he came.
Gou Liang, who was pinching the chubby card, looked at him faintly.
Attracting bees and butterflies, not keeping the husband's rules.
The two large labels were engraved on Young Marshal Xiang's face by the little guide. Gou Liang snorted like a silver wolf and turned around to leave.
"Are you angry?"
Xiang Muchuan looked at his angry face and felt inexplicably happy. He grabbed Gou Liang and gave him a rare smile. Mrs. Xiang also said that if you can't coax him, just smile.
Unfortunately, when Mrs. Xiang shared her wisdom about life, she forgot to analyze the essence of this honey trap with her son. When Young Marshal Xiang had a face full of stubble, no one was willing to buy it.
Gou Liang, who was angry, raised his hand and pressed the lace Fat-Two on Xiang Muchuan's face. He smiled and said, "I found out that this Fat-Two has a recording function. I can't wait to try it!"
Gou Liang, who was gnashing his teeth, was so angry that he forgot to stammer.
Xiang Muchuan took off the Fat-Two on his face. He was a little angry because of Gou Liang's rude behavior, but when he heard his stuttering angry words, he felt happy for some reason.
[Ding, the target's favorability has been updated. Current —]
Xiang Muchuan clarified himself, "This is fake."
"I know." Gou Liang raised his proud little face and said coldly, "So, you, wear it for me to see."
Xiang Muchuan, who was still holding the small lace underwear designed for guides, was speechless.
[— Favorability: Data is unstable. Accurate calculation is in progress. Master, what are you doing! Do you still remember the mission by Daming Lake?!]
[Can't you see that I'm in love? Don't make a fuss!]
[Ding, current favorability: 70!]
System: … I'm still too young. _ (: з _ ∠) _.
Xiang Muchuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He looked at Gou Liang's fierce expression. Even if Gou Liang had an unfamiliar and ordinary face, his eyes emitted an oppressive light that made people reluctant to look away. He touched Gou Liang's angry face and said with a smile, "Alright, don't be angry. Being a pirate is a dangerous profession. Boss Fat-Two isn't the only one who retired in the morning. I promise that he won't return to his old profession in his lifetime. "
"Really, really?"
"Really, really."
Gou Liang immediately had a smile on his face. He didn't care about Xiang Muchuan imitating his stutter at all.
Instead, he saw Xiang Muchuan take the chance to crush Fat-Two's recording chip and tear up the fragile lace underwear. He felt that it was a pity.
His spiritual domain was still open to the sentinel, so Xiang Muchuan easily caught his thoughts.
Mrs. Xiang's twenty years of guide education was completely thrown out the window by Xiang Muchuan. In that moment, it was as if a blocked nerve in his body was suddenly opened. He pulled Gou Liang into his embrace and whispered in his ear, "If you want to hear, I'll provide real person service at any time."
Gou Liang's eyes opened wide in surprise. He held back his laughter and looked at him with suspicion, "Say it, divorce me, or an ugly, ugly freak?"
Xiang Muchuan saw his haggling appearance and couldn't help laughing, "I'll say whatever you want to hear."
Gou Liang's face immediately bloomed with a large smile. Well, he really liked the old driver more than the little sweetie.
Seeing his silly smile, Xiang Muchuan couldn't help lowering his head to kiss his dimpled cheeks. He said, "I also like it when you don't hold back from me."
[Ding, mission progress bar advancing. Current mission progress: 0.01%.]
In this world, there was no one who could more directly feel the passionate and lively soul hidden under Gou Liang's wooden and quiet surface than him. He was used to using silence and cleverness to protect himself and keep a safe distance from everyone else. However, Xiang Muchuan hoped to be completely accepted by him. He hoped that he would occasionally show a little temper and embrace Gou Liang, who truly belonged to him.
It was a pity that the little guide hadn't safely passed the ten day observation period since his awakening. His spiritual domain wasn't stable enough and couldn't completely merge with him. Otherwise … he really wanted to try right now and have a complete feeling of belonging to someone.
He exposed his thoughts to Gou Liang in an unexpectedly frank and direct manner.
Gou Liang was crazy with joy. He tried his best to hide his smile, but he didn't close his spiritual domain, which was full of fireworks, so that Xiang Muchuan could see his emotions at a glance.
He raised his head, and their smiling eyes met, colliding into an even more intense joy.
Gou Liang no longer cowered. He shyly but boldly confirmed with him, "You said, you like me?"
"En."
"En?"
"I said, I like you."
Gou Liang was all smiles. He hugged Xiang Muchuan and rubbed his head against Xiang Muchuan's neck as if he was close to the silver wolf. "I, like, like, you too."
[Ding, the target's favorability has been updated. Current favorability: 80!]
*
The professor didn't let Xiang Muchuan wait for three days. He came to the door that night.
As soon as they met face to face, he looked back and forth between Xiang Muchuan and Gou Liang's faces. He smiled very wretchedly. "Brother Mu, I didn't expect you to like this."
After Gou Liang won a big victory at the Fat-Two Specialty Store today, the two guides who followed them saw him and Xiang Muchuan being intimate with each other with their own eyes. They took photos and started # Provide coordinates. If you want to set these two dogs on fire, follow me! # The topic of conversation.
Although this news was only spread on Frei's local area network, the bored professor who loved to pay attention to gossip immediately heard about the story of Hekamu and the Young Marshal Fat-Two, as well as his sentinel love.
Xiang Muchuan graciously held Gou Liang's hand and sat down. "Professor, you came to find me now. Did you find the person I was looking for?"
The professor saw that he didn't answer his question and thought that he was boring. However, he took the opportunity to return to the topic at hand. "That's right."
Saiya and Professor Tang Di's group had fled to Frei in a hurry. It was easy to find their whereabouts after checking the number of people.
Of course, if it were anyone else, they wouldn't be able to invite a person of the professor's level or offer a price that would move him. It would be a fantasy to find someone on Frei in such a short period of time, where good and bad people were mixed together.
It wasn't the first time that the professor had worked with Hekamu. He admired his generous and decisive style of doing things, so he didn't deliberately stall for time in order to obtain greater benefits.
Professor: "The problem now is that they came here to beg Blind Mike, and someone has already made a deal with the blind man. I heard that tonight is the delivery date. "
Xiang Muchuan had already expected this.
As long as Saiya and his group were on Frei, it was impossible for them not to find the local tyrant to protect them. He was a spy sent by the Freedom Alliance. Although the mission had failed, he had such an important bargaining chip as Professor Tang Di in his hands. There was no possibility of him taking the risk of running away. Staying on Frei and waiting for reinforcements to make up for his mistakes was the safest way.
It was because he was clear about this that he had offered such a high price to the professor from the beginning.
Xiang Muchuan laughed. "A straightforward person doesn't resort to insinuations. Since the professor didn't mention ending the deal with me, then the bargaining chip they gave Mr. Mike probably wasn't sincere enough. Professor, why don't you just tell me what he wants in order to transfer these people to me. "
"I like to lecture with smart people." The professor laughed. "But I can't make the decision for the blind man. Brother Mu, if you trust me, I'll act as a middleman and help you make an appointment with the blind man. You can talk face to face. But we have to make it clear that no matter what kind of deal you made with the blind old man, it's not a business deal with us. "
"Of course."
After receiving a positive answer, the professor was very straightforward.
After he and Blind Mike paid him the commission for the deal through Xiang Muchuan, Xiang Muchuan quickly met the leader of the One-Eyed Pirates, Old Mike.
Old Mike had injured one of his eyes in his early years. He was proud of his experience of narrowly escaping death and roamed the world with the nickname of One-Eyed. But as he grew older, his other eye was also damaged. Other than the professor, no one dared to call him blind in front of him.
When he saw Xiang Muchuan, he smiled. "Nice to meet you, Mr. Mu. I've long heard that this old illiterate man has a very generous client. Today, I've finally met him. Since we're acquainted now, Mr. Mu, please take care of my business in the future. "
"Old blind man, your mouth is still so annoying no matter how many years it's been."
The professor, who was being poached in front of his face, glared at him.
Old Mike smiled indifferently. It could be seen that the two of them had a good relationship.
Old Mike didn't waste time teasing the professor and went straight to the point. "The person who will receive the goods will be here in two hours. Although that person is very stingy, if I make this deal with Mr. Mu, the loss won't be small. What price does Mr. Mu intend to offer to buy this batch of goods? "
"Mr. Mike, don't worry. As long as there's no problem with the goods, I naturally won't let you suffer a loss."
Yao Zicong handed over the black card that had already been charged. After scanning it, Old Mike immediately smiled.
Hekamu was indeed very generous. After paying Old Mike's breach of contract fee to the previous customer, there was still a sizable amount left. This transaction was equivalent to a net profit of two, which wasn't much less than the professor's.
"Mr. Mu, you're really a straightforward person. No wonder this old illiterate man has been hiding you so well and won't let us have a share of the profits."
As Old Mike spoke, he had someone bring up the "goods" that were to be transferred.
There were a total of thirty people, three fewer than the information. At this time, they were all injected with anesthetics and had lost the ability to resist.
After doing a genetic map match and confirming the identities of Saiya and Dr. Tondi, Xiang Muchuan happily transferred the money and didn't stay for long.
Old Mike still had the intention to do a second business deal. He said, "After leaving planet Frei, the old illiterate man and I won't be able to interfere with the matters outside. Mr. Mu, why don't you wait for the people outside to leave before taking this batch of goods back? "
As long as they could afford to pay the protection fee, there was no one on planet Frei that they couldn't protect.
Xiang Muchuan thanked them for their kindness. "I'm also a businessman. If I can't deliver the goods within the stipulated time, this money-losing deal will bankrupt me. Mr. Mike, thank you for your kindness. "
After bidding farewell to the professor, he left with Dr. Tondi and the others.
Old Mike glanced at the departing starship and said to the professor, "Old man, it looks like the Freedom Alliance and the Empire are going to have a big fight this time."
The professor said, "That's not something we should be concerned about."
Not long after Gou Liang and the others left planet Frei, they were blocked by the Freedom Alliance's starship.
"Damn it!"
Yao Zicong cursed loudly. "So that old illiterate man didn't just do these two deals! He sold our whereabouts to the Freedom Alliance! "