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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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Gou Liang looked for Long Yi to chat about his life, and the next day, the other party delivered himself to his doorstep.

Yesterday, Long Yao left very straightforwardly, and this loyal demon servant was truly worried about his situation, so he waited downstairs early in the morning. When Gou Liang opened the curtains of the living room, he hurriedly went upstairs.

"Master, good morning. Did you sleep well last night? "

Long Yi asked with concern. Seeing Long Yao was wearing a nightgown that didn't fit him, Long Yi complained about this little human.

Never had a good night's sleep, so Long Yao's mood was very good. While listening to the sound of Gou Liang preparing breakfast in the kitchen, he rarely looked at Long Yi and asked, "Why are you still in the human world?"

Long Yi's heart was pricked, but he firmly replied, "Master, other demon servants have already returned to the barrier, but His Majesty was worried about you being alone in the human world, so he let Long Yi stay behind to accompany you."

At that time, if his master flared up, in any case, there would be a demon servant who could open the barrier and minimize the disaster.

"Tsk."

Long Yao didn't feel like looking at him again, and waving his hand, he said, "From now on, don't appear in my line of sight, and don't let me smell the disgusting smell of your body, understand?"

Long Yi whose heart was pierced by thousands of arrows: "… … Yes, master."

Just when he was about to leave, Gou Liang who had prepared a simple sandwich and milk for breakfast pushed open the door and walked out of the kitchen. The unfamiliar fragrance of the food belonging to human race made Long Yi subconsciously turn his head to look, and only then did Gou Liang notice him, then said with a smile: "Mister Long Yi, good morning, have you eaten breakfast?"

Without waiting for Gou Liang to speak, Long Yao stood up from the sofa and walked over to Gou Liang and said, "He has eaten."

Finished speaking, his dark red eyes quietly looked at Long Yi and asked, "Is that right?"

"… … Yes."

Long Yi who had more than several hundred years of living experience in human society maintained his last courtesy, and bid farewell to Gou Liang.

Gou Liang handed over the tray to Long Yao, and somewhat awkwardly said, "Mister Long Yi, I have a matter to ask for your help, I don't know if you … …"

"Speak, he will agree." Long Yao said, and again looking at Long Yi, "Isn't that right, Long Yi?"

"Yes, T. T."

Long Yi felt as if he had suffered a critical hit.

Gou Liang showed a little gratefulness, then took, he took out a thing and handed for Long Yi, and said, "This is a medicine I developed by myself, can I ask you to help me test its effect, other than you, I don't know who has better taste taste and understand and understand human spiritual Spiritual Spiritual qi....... the taste and the taste.... it.

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"Why do you ask?"

Gou Liang was startled, and asked in surprise.

Long Yao looked at him with a smile yet not a smile, and said, "The way you looked at Long Yi was too gentle, what bad idea do you have, huh?"

Gou Liang looked innocent. Seeing him not speaking, Long Yao also didn't say anything, in any case, he would know sooner or later.

After eating breakfast, guardian Gou very professionally took out the information of Evil University, and nestled on the sofa with Long Yao, he explained the situation.

"From tomorrow onwards, you will go to Evil University to report. The school hours are a very important indicator for the residence permit assessment, so I hope you don't play truant without special circumstances, can you do that? "

Gou Liang said.

Long Yao looked through the information without interest, and seeing the schedule from morning to afternoon, he suddenly frowned.

"I don't want to go."

He bluntly said.

Gou Liang didn't care about his temper, and continued to say, "Evil University has a lot of elective courses, but there are only six for the graduation exam. You have no problem with the three subjects of human language, daily use of technological products, and the test of spiritual energy absorption and control. As for the other subjects of human common sense, social etiquette, and conventional laws, I believe it won't be difficult for you. As long as you study a little harder, you can quickly pass the exam, and you won't have to waste time in school. "

Long Yao finally perked up, "I can take the exam at any time?"

Seeing him like he was going to apply for the graduation exam as soon as he entered the school tomorrow, Gou Liang held back his laughter, and said, "After entering the school for a month, if you don't have a bad record, you can apply for the exam according to the student's personal wishes. However, don't look down on these exams too much, and look down on the wisdom of human beings, one day you will suffer. "

Long Yao clearly didn't take his words seriously, and Gou Liang knocked on his forehead, and said, "I have requirements for you. Before, none of the people I served were smarter than you, but they all got the best A's in every subject. You can't be an exception."

Long Yao finally took it seriously, and said with fighting spirit, "I will let you know how wrong it is to compare me with those idiots."

Gou Liang chuckled, "Then I will wait and see."

After explaining the school's matters, Gou Liang pulled Long Yao up, and said, "Change your clothes, I will take you out to buy some clothes, and some daily necessities you need. If there is anything else you are interested in, we will also buy it together."

After a pause, he said with a smile, "You don't need to save money for me, there is no upper limit to the reimbursement this time, my most distinguished guest."

"You think of me as the person you serve?"

Long Yao asked dangerously.

Gou Liang didn't seem to notice the change in his tone, and said with a smile, "Please don't doubt my professionalism. Of course, I am very willing to treat you as my closest friend to understand. "

"How close?"

Long Yao asked.

Gou Liang pushed him in the direction of the bedroom, and said, "That depends on your performance, problem baby."

After changing his clothes, Gou Liang looked Long Yao up and down, and chose a scarf from his wardrobe, and easily tied it into a handsome knot.

"So handsome, other than me, I am afraid no one would dare to accompany you on the streets."

Long Yao smelled Gou Liang's scent on the scarf, and a smile appeared on his face, and he praised him, "Your courage is commendable."

Gou Liang very cunningly took out a scarf of the same style and casually wrapped it around his neck. He looked back at him and said, "I am confident in my impeccable beauty. Don't you think so?"

Long Yao laughed, and cleverly didn't deny it.

But the eyes of the crowd were ruthless. Although Gou Liang's body wasn't bad looking, compared to Long Yao's extremely impactful handsomeness and powerful aura, it was like the light of a firefly that couldn't compete with the brilliance of the sun and the moon, and his attractiveness plummeted.

Coming out of the men's clothing store, Gou Liang walked forward in large strides, and shook off the store manager, who had happily sent them a few meters away, and loudly invited them to come back next time. Along the way, he suffered a big blow, and when he got down the escalator, he couldn't help but whisper, "What's the use of being handsome, I can't get a discount."

Long Yao couldn't help but laugh, and suddenly all the men and women on the stage, from three years old to eighty years old, were dazzled. The two women standing in front of them didn't even remember to look back when they reached the bottom of the stairs, and directly fell a few steps away. They probably felt embarrassed in front of the handsome guy, and didn't care about the frightened security guards rushing over to help them up. They helped each other up, used their handbags to cover their faces, and quickly fled the scene.

Gou Liang: "… As expected of the SSS Face Killer, I lost."

Long Yao's smile deepened, and Gou Liang couldn't help but raise his hand to rub his face, and couldn't hide his unhappiness: "Don't laugh like an idiot, with so many people looking, I feel like I've suffered a big loss."

Long Yao paused, as if he didn't notice that, as a guardian, Gou Liang's words were inappropriate. He pulled his hand down, and his expression returned to normal, but his tone was full of smiles: "I know, in the future, I'll try not to let you suffer a loss. But … it's probably very difficult, unless you don't appear in any public places with me. "

Gou Liang was stunned, and was pulled a few steps away by Long Yao before he reacted. The meaning of his words was: As long as I'm by your side, I can't help but smile.

Gou Liang's face immediately brimmed with a bright smile, and a little girl on the side immediately covered her mouth and screamed in a low voice: "So cute!"

Long Yao's hand moved like lightning, and he pulled up Gou Liang's scarf to cover half of his face, only revealing his big smiling eyes. After hiding those two little dimples, he didn't feel so irritable, but he was still dissatisfied: "I don't think I'm the only one who needs to have some self-awareness."

[Ding, the target's favorability has been updated. Current favorability: 85!]

Gou Liang's eyes curved: "Let's go, I'll bring you to experience the human race's technology."

He brought Long Yao to the Science and Technology Museum, which was the most popular place in the city. Simulation games, simulation movies, and all kinds of technological products could be experienced here.

With regards to Long Yao who had pure blood demon power, these things were completely unable to arouse his interest, but seeing Gou Liang screaming in the simulation bungee jumping, hot-blooded fighting in the simulation games, and laughing heartily in the simulation movies, he felt that accompanying a certain "professional" guardian to play seemed to be very good.

When they were almost done playing, in the afternoon, Gou Liang took Long Yao to the Evil Spirit University to familiarize himself with the route and environment, then turned back.

The things he bought today had already been delivered, neatly waiting at the door. In addition to these things, unexpectedly but also seemingly not too surprising, Long Yi was waiting outside the door.

Compared to when they met in the morning, he was in high spirits, don't know what he had experienced today, but his expression was somewhat absent-minded, and those eyes filled with superiority were gloomy, and when he saw Gou Liang, he unexpectedly shrunk.

Long Yao immediately became curious, what exactly did Gou Liang give him in the morning that could actually scare the strongest demon servant under his father king like this?

"Mas, master, this subordinate has something to report."

Saying this, he looked at Gou Liang with a vigilant expression.

Gou Liang still had the same kind smile as in the morning, as if he didn't see anything wrong with him, and said: "You can chat, oh, that's right, I also ask Mister Long Yi to send these things to the living room, I'll have to trouble you."

Long Yi: "… … You're welcome, Mister Liu."

Even if he was very unwilling to admit it, his answer unconsciously had a little hint of respect.

After Gou Liang entered the door, Long Yao crossed his arms and asked with great interest: "Long Yi, did you encounter a royal family demon, looking so miserable?"

"Master, please change your guardian, this person is too terrifying, even more terrifying than a royal family demon!"

Long Yi begged from the bottom of his heart.

Long Yao raised his eyebrows, then suddenly raised his hand and pulled out a strand of Long Yi's hair, and very quickly he peeked into Long Yi's memory.

Because of Long Yao's order, and also because Gou Liang said that the medicine was a spiritual energy taste enhancer, after Long Yi left, he quickly found a human with good taste to experiment.

After injecting that medicine, sure enough, the smell of that human became ten times more fragrant.

Long Yi was greatly surprised, and impatiently held the hands of that little human to eat, in the next second —

"Vomit!!!"

Long Yi who had even tasted this kind of dark cuisine vomited on the spot, and almost vomited out his entire stomach, finally suppressing this nausea.

He hurriedly tore open the barrier and returned to the Demon Clan to seek medical treatment, but all the Demon Doctors said that his taste, tongue, and body didn't have the slightest problem.

However, the tragedy didn't end here, Long Yi found that when he ate other human, even if it was the tribute of the Demon Clan, the food that was more delicious than 99% of human food, only one taste made him feel so painful that he wished he was dead. Only when he ate his own kind, this kind of situation didn't happen again.

Throwing away the hair, Long Yao wiped his hands — although the contract of the Human World suppressed most of his demon power, he was still stronger than ordinary Demon Clan.

Long Yi choked with sobs: "Master, this human is too dangerous, I can't let him stay by your side."

Long Yao was unable to not sympathize with this pitiful Demon Servant. "I am very curious, how did you offend my guardian?"

Long Yi had already thought about this question for a whole day, but he had only met Gou Liang for a short period of time, so even if he wanted to offend him, he didn't have the opportunity. So, he could only think that this human harbored evil intentions.

Seeing that he couldn't get the reason, Long Yao waved his hand and said: "He is joking with you, don't take it seriously, go back."

After sending Long Yi away, Long Yao used a little bit of demon power to send the things piled up like a small mountain in front of the door into the living room. He curiously asked Gou Liang the same question, but Gou Liang had no intention to dispel his doubts, and only snorted and said: "When I am ruthless and merciless, even I am afraid, you should be careful hereafter."

Long Yao laughed heartily, and unexpectedly a little bit of expectation was born in his heart.

The next day, Gou Liang accompanied Long Yao to go through the enrollment formalities. Seeing Long Yao reluctantly leaving with the instructor, he was somewhat rejoicing in other people's misfortune in his heart.

Didn't expect ah, after walking through several worlds, he unexpectedly still had the opportunity to send his husband to school with his eyes.

Returning home, Gou Liang watched Long Yao attend class with relish in the monitoring system. He was not a good student, but he clearly remembered Gou Liang's previous instruction. Although he didn't listen to the lecturer, he was very concentrated on self-study in the teaching software.

His outstanding appearance undoubtedly caused a sensation in the school, but no matter how low-key he was, there were still some demons who recognized his identity. They didn't publicize it to the outside, but also didn't allow those ignorant love-struck demons to offend him, so he didn't provoke any trouble.

When Gou Liang came to pick him up from school, he just happened to meet his colleague.

"Sister Xiao Qiu, you came to pick up Xiao Li from class."

When Xiao Qiu saw him, she had a bellyful of questions, and now she finally had the opportunity to ask: "What's the background of your new client? I asked around in the group, but no one knows."

She was really a bit curious, the little fox spirit she was currently serving was an A-ranked noble demon, and her status in the demon race wasn't low. To be able to make her treat him with such respect, he definitely wasn't an ordinary person. But with this degree of unusualness, it didn't seem reasonable for an ordinary person to become their firm's client.

Gou Liang shook his head and said in a low voice: "The director's friend asked me to take care of him, it doesn't have much to do with the firm, don't ask anymore."

When Xiao Qiu heard this, she didn't ask any more questions. Just as she was about to change the topic to ask him a few business questions, Long Yao's appearance once again made her ask for advice end in failure.

"What are you doing?"

Long Yao glanced at Xiao Qiu and recognized him as the guardian of that annoying little fox spirit from that night. Seeing him standing so close to Gou Liang, a wave of irritation rose in her heart.

Gou Liang said goodbye to Xiao Qiu and walked forward. He smiled and reached out to him: "I'm here to take you home, let's go."

Long Yao grabbed his hand and said: "Don't get too close to other people, that woman's unpleasant smell is all over you."

Xiao Qiu, who still hadn't walked away: "… …"

Gou Liang reached out his hand from his pocket and rudely knocked him: "Pay attention to your manners, if you continue like this, I doubt you'll be able to pass the social etiquette test."

Long Yao snorted lightly. If it wasn't for Gou Liang's request, he wouldn't have bothered to take this kind of boring test.

He wanted to live in human society for a long time, and no one would dare to send him away.

After returning home, Gou Liang took off his jacket and handed his phone to Long Yao: "The teacher sent today's homework to my phone, go to the living room obediently and do your homework, I'm going to cook."

"What?"

This was the first time Long Yao had heard of something like this.

Gou Liang grinned and revealed a big smile: "Don't doubt your hearing, you're not allowed to eat if you don't finish your homework, little friend."

Long Yao: "… …"

When Gou Liang finished cooking, Long Yao, who was looking through the photo album in Gou Liang's phone, didn't do a single page of homework.

Gou Liang didn't scold him, and after they finished eating, he took Long Yao to the study to supervise him.

Watching Long Yao copy the math problems from his phone onto a piece of paper and scribble down the answers, his impatient face under the table lamp unexpectedly overlapped with the student Shi Yu.

This long-lost feeling made Gou Liang feel a sense of novelty and nostalgia.

Back then, he was lying on Shi Yu's shoulder and shamelessly asking him to copy his handwriting to do his homework, but now, he was like a strict parent urging him to write properly …

"Xiao Kener?"

Gou Liang suddenly came back to his senses and looked at Long Yao with wide eyes. For a moment, he wasn't sure if he was hallucinating.

Long Yao raised his hand and poked Gou Liang's dimples with the end of his pen and smiled happily: "Xiao Kener, what do you think of this nickname? It sounds much better than Xiao Do."

Gou Liang opened his mouth, and suddenly didn't know whether to laugh or cry. As it turned out, he had been secretly pondering this question since last night.

He slowly smiled and warmly said: "What a coincidence, I also think so."

Long Yao's smiling face suddenly deepened, and the bitterness of doing his homework vanished like smoke in thin air. He suddenly hugged Gou Liang and placed him on his lap, then placed his head on Gou Liang's shoulder and pointed at the paper: "Xiao Kener, I don't know how to do this question."

Gou Liang: "… … …"

Very good.

He had wronged Long Yi, this fellow's flirting skill was simply a racial talent!