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QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

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A scholar who has been away for three days must be looked at with new eyes.

The Ling Tian Sword blocked Ancestor Yun Xiao's attack. Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu stood in the air and looked at Ancestor Yun Xiao who had appeared from the black fog. Gou Liang said in surprise, "Old monster, what did you eat? What a joke! Your face has become like this. You won't stop until you drag down the entire cultivation world's appearance?"

Ancestor Yun Xiao was originally considered handsome, but after he fell into the devil's path, his face was covered with demonic marks. It was so eye-catching that people couldn't see his facial features, but they couldn't say that he was ugly.

But now, it was terrible. He didn't know how many people he had killed in the Thousand Islands and how much Mo Xiu's cultivation he had devoured. His face was covered with ghost face sores, and the curse was about to burst out with pus.

Gou Liang felt his eyes hurt. Luckily, he had seen a lot of things, or else he would have vomited last night's meal.

… His heart was really vicious.

Ancestor Yun Xiao came prepared. Obviously, he was very confident in dealing with Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu. Seeing that they didn't use the Ling Tian Sword to escape, he wasn't in a hurry to kill them. He looked at Mo Yinchu and snorted, "I didn't expect that the famous solitary sword cultivator in the Upper Realm would be so immersed in love. Old man Ling Tian, you indulged in lust and didn't think to improve. Now that you died in my hands, you only have yourself to blame."

Mo Yinchu said, "Ancestor Yun Xiao is older than me by tens of thousands of years. I can't afford to be called an old man."

He gave Gou Liang a serious look as if to say, "Don't believe him, I'm really not that old."

Gou Liang was silent. He patted his head and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, age isn't a problem."

Mo Yinchu laughed.

Ancestor Yun Xiao felt his eyes hurt and said angrily, "Today is the day the two of you die. Old man Ling Tian, if you know what's good for you, hand over the secret realm and I can still let the two of you enter the cycle of reincarnation. Otherwise, I'll crush your cheap master's soul and leave your soul to suffer the pain of losing your lover forever. "

This was simply the most vicious curse of being single.

"Good disciple, Master is so scared. What should I do?"

Gou Liang shrunk his neck back as if he was afraid, then he leaned closer to Mo Yinchu. Mo Yinchu hugged him from behind and said, "Don't be afraid, Shifu. Wait for your disciple to extract his soul, then I'll lock him in a magic tool for you to refine for fun."

Gou Liang laughed. "Don't break it. It's not durable."

Mo Yinchu replied, "Yes, master."

Mo Yinchu took the Ling Tian Sword and took three steps forward. He looked at Ancestor Yun Xiao and said, "It's not easy to cultivate. Back then, you were lucky enough to escape death. I didn't want to pursue the matter, but since you wanted to die, I couldn't save you."

"You're talking nonsense. Die!"

Ancestor Yun Xiao took the lead and attacked Mo Yinchu's Sea of Qi without holding back.

Gou Liang, who was watching from the side, was a little serious. Ancestor Yun Xiao had been eating and drinking without restraint for three years, and his cultivation had recovered from the original Voiding Realm to the late stage of the Tribulation Realm. He was only one step away from attracting the Thunder Tribulation and ascending. He was a strong enemy.

Mo Yinchu wielded his sword to meet the attack. The Ling Tian Sword Qi collided with the Tribulation Realm attack, and suddenly the sky changed color.

Gou Liang looked down. Although most of Mo Xiu in the Northern Underworld of the Thousand Islands felt the pressure of the two powerful figures and fled far away, some old guys in the Tribulation Realm who were cultivating in seclusion felt the destructive attack and woke up one after another. They came to check it out.

After one move, Ancestor Yun Xiao put away the relaxed expression on his face. He gritted his teeth and said, "It's only been three years, but you've already reached the late stage of the Combination Realm."

He only felt that the Way of Heaven was unfair. In the past three years, he gave up all his bottom lines and risked his life to kill and devour hundreds of Mo Xiu with a secret method and restore his cultivation to the late stage of the Tribulation Realm. But what did Mo Yinchu rely on?

He practiced Dual Cultivation with his Taoist companion, and then he absorbed the Golden Dragon Genuine Qi and advanced by leaps and bounds. How could he tolerate such a gap?

Ancestor Yun Xiao's attack was getting fiercer and fiercer. There was a big gap between the strength of the two. Every time Mo Xiu in the Northern Underworld of the Thousand Islands thought that Mo Yinchu would die, miracles happened one after another.

Someone couldn't help but say covetously, "This sword is a good thing. It can even easily withstand the attack of the late stage of the Tribulation Realm. How could it become the natal magic weapon of a Combination Realm cultivator? It's really a waste. If it's in my hands, hehe. "

That person had already made up his mind. No matter who won or lost this battle, he would find a chance to snatch Mo Yinchu's sword.

Gou Liang glanced at him and calmly looked away.

This group of people didn't come with good intentions.

Another demon, Mo Xiu, said, "This sword looks very familiar … Hiss, isn't this the natal sword of Master Ling Tian of the Seven Sword Sect? I saw Senior Ling Tian ascending with this sword with my own eyes. How could it appear in the lower realm?"

"Why do you care about that sword?"

Another Mo Xiu said with bad intentions, "Didn't you hear the pill cultivator over there say that this sword cultivator's Taoist companion has great luck? She experienced the Golden Dragon Tribulation and received the protection of the Way of Heaven? He's also a sword cultivator who practices Dual Cultivation. Haha, if I have him, why would I be afraid of the Heavenly Tribulation? Moreover, this kid's bone age isn't even 50 years old. He's very tender. It'll definitely be a different taste when I get him. Hahaha — "

His laughter stopped abruptly.

A ray of sword energy flashed past his neck like an aurora. Immediately, a man in a white robe with a black dragon pattern appeared behind him.

Mo Xiu covered his neck with his hands. Blood spurted out and stained his hands. Only then did he realize what had happened.

"You, you …"

The man turned around. He reached into Mo Xiu's Sea of Qi with his bare hands and forcibly pulled out his soul.

Mo Xiu's scream attracted everyone's attention. Mo Xiu of the Thousand Islands Beiming only saw the man easily pull Mo Xiu's soul in his hand. Then, Mo Xiu's body exploded as if it had collided with thousands of rays of sword energy. The pieces of flesh splattered all over their faces. When they wiped their hands, they found that the pieces were very evenly distributed.

At the same time, the battle in the air continued.

The sword cultivator who attacked was not Gou Liang, who had been insulted by Mo Xiu. Instead, it was Mo Yinchu.

One of his doppelgangers was still fighting with Ancestor Yunxiao, who was in the late stage of the Tribulation Passing Stage. The other was holding Mo Xiu's neck. He said gloomily, "How dare you."

"The late stage of the Tribulation Passing Stage?!"

"How, how is this possible? How did he break through without attracting the Heavenly Tribulation?"

"This person is the reincarnation of a powerful person!"

Someone immediately reacted. Seeing that Mo Yinchu's doppelgangers and Ancestor Yunxiao were still evenly matched, they immediately knew that this sword cultivator was not to be trifled with. They all left the Ten Islands.

At this moment, Mo Xiu, who was in Mo Yinchu's grip, also felt that things were not going well. He begged for mercy in fear, "Senior, please spare my life. I'm willing to give you a ninth-grade spirit pill as an apology. Please forgive me!"

Mo Yinchu retracted his hand slightly. Without the Heaven Defying Sword in his hand, invisible sword qi had already crisscrossed and attacked Mo Xiu's divine soul. However, he was not in a hurry to kill Mo Xiu. Instead, he was in a hurry to reduce Mo Xiu's cultivation level.

Mo Xiu, who was severely injured, resisted with all his might. However, he could not hurt Mo Yinchu at all. He could only struggle and cry for mercy.

"Senior, please spare my life!"

"I'm willing to be your slave. Please have mercy on me, senior!"

However, the Tribulation Passing Stage mighty figure's shameless pleading did not make Mo Yinchu stop.

Tribulation Passing Stage, Mahayana Stage, Combination Stage, Void Refinement Stage, Nascent Soul Stage …

The cultivation level that Mo Xiu had painstakingly cultivated for thousands of years was destroyed just like that. The pain that his divine soul had to endure was not as great as the pain of losing his Dao.

It wasn't until the demonic cultivator's soul was bleeding from all seven orifices of his head that Mo Yinchu's sword destroyed his Dantian and shattered his soul that he was in the first level of Qi Refinement that Mo Yinchu's sword destroyed.

A flash of thunder came from the horizon, announcing the fall of this legendary mighty figure.

Mo Yinchu's anger did not lessen because of Mo Xiu's pitiful death. He coldly glanced at the crowd of Mo Xiu. It was as if he felt that they had all offended and coveted Gou Liang. They were all Mo Xiu's accomplices. It was as if he wanted to kill them all and make their souls scatter.

Mo Xiu and the others were all terrified. Some of them could not take it anymore and even avoided his gaze. They did not dare to join in the fun anymore.

In the air, Gou Liang laughed: "Alright, come back. Can't you fight properly?"

Mo Yinchu's figure flashed and returned to Gou Liang's side. He hugged him and said with some grievance: "I really want to gouge out all their eyeballs. I'm the only one looking at you."

As soon as he said this, half of the Tribulation Passing Mo Xiu who had gathered the courage to stay behind left.

Gou Liang saw them running for their lives as if there were evil spirits chasing after them. He was immediately amused: "You're really getting more and more domineering."

"You like it, don't you?"

Mo Yinchu's expressionless face finally showed some warmth.

Gou Liang gave him a perfunctory kiss and said: "Yes, you're beautiful. Everything you say is right."

Mo Yinchu: "… …"

Gou Liang saw that he wanted to correct his words. He turned his face and said: "The old monster wants to run. Why aren't you doing your business?"

Mo Yinchu was just about to go back and fuse with Ancestor Yun Xiao when he suddenly stopped. He turned around and quickly whispered in Gou Liang's ear: "You have another name called business. I'll only fuck you."

"… … Fuck."

Why don't you go to heaven?

By the time Gou Liang came back to his senses, Mo Yinchu had already merged back into his body. Gou Liang rubbed his burning ears and glared at Mo Yinchu. Soon, he was mesmerized by Mo Yinchu's heroic figure as he brandished his sword against the enemy. He stared at Mo Yinchu with eyes full of infatuation.

Mo Yinchu saw this and became even more excited. However, he had just changed his angle and perfectly faced Gou Liang's line of sight when the blind Ancestor Yun Xiao came out to spoil the fun again.

"Stop, Lu Xun, do you still want Liu Xiyu and Wu Ziya?!"

"If you don't stop, I'll kill them right now!"

Ancestor Yun Xiao admitted defeat very cowardly.

In fact, as early as Mo Yinchu's strength soared and his clone went to deal with Mo Xiu of the Thousand Islands, he wanted to escape. It was just that he didn't have the chance.

And although he didn't want to admit it, he was still afraid of Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu, these two demonic sword cultivators. Even if he had recovered to the late stage of the Tribulation Passing Stage, after using the disciples of the Seven Sword Sect as bait to lure Gou Liang and his disciple, he didn't do anything to them. Wasn't it to leave himself a bargaining chip as a way out?

The thing he didn't want to see the most had happened in the end.

Even in the Northern Underworld of the Thousand Islands, Mo Xiu's Holy Land, he really couldn't do anything to Gou Liang and his disciple. No, Gou Liang didn't do anything from the beginning to the end. Mo Yinchu alone could take his life.

Mo Yinchu put away his sword. Gou Liang went forward to attack Ancestor Yun Xiao from the front and back, lest this son of a bitch escape.

Gou Liang said, "Where are my two martial nephews? You'd better call them out immediately. I can still give you a quick death."

Ancestor Yun Xiao said, "If you let me go, I will naturally let your disciples of the Seven Sword Sect go. I won't hurt them in the slightest. In the future, I won't fight with the two of you again. We will cultivate separately and not interfere with each other."

Gou Liang was amused. "Ancestor Yun Xiao, I call you Ancestor Senior. Don't really think that you don't know anything about the world. Right now, you're a fish on the chopping block. Do you think you have the right to negotiate with me? "

In the end, Gou Liang stopped smiling and his tone was cold.

Ancestor Yun Xiao was shocked. He forced himself to calm down and said, "If you don't care about your martial nephews' life and death, I will fight you and your disciple to the death today. Even if I die, I will definitely drag you down with me."

Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu looked at each other. They knew that this old monster had made up his mind. If he didn't take this step back, he would explode and die with them.

Gou Liang sighed as if he was in a difficult position. He said, "Senior, it's better if you know what's good for you. I believe that we have never taken the initiative to make things difficult for you. It's you who doesn't want to form good karma and always wants to kill us."

How could Ancestor Yun Xiao not be regretful? This master and disciple were simply poisonous. If only he had seen the reality earlier.

But now, it was too late to say anything.

Gou Liang saw his expression change a few times and continued, "I really don't have confidence in Senior's character. Let my martial nephews out and let me see if you did anything to them. After I confirm that they are fine, I will let you go. "

Ancestor Yun Xiao said defensively, "Why should I believe you?"

Gou Liang shrugged and said, "In that case, how about the three of us make a Heart Demon Oath?"

Only then did Ancestor Yun Xiao feel relieved. After the three of them made an agreement that if they didn't keep their promise, their souls would be destroyed, he handed Liu Xiyu and Wu Ziya over to Gou Liang. He turned around and drove his magic tool to escape at the fastest speed.

The pitiful Ancestor Yun Xiao didn't know anything about Gou Liang's acting skills that deceived people to death. He also didn't see that when the Heavenly Axiom sent down the Heart Demon Restriction, a certain master god unreasonably flicked away the power of the law like a crow's feet.

Therefore, when he died, his entire person was shocked.

"You, you dare to …"

Before he finished speaking, he received a box of food in extreme astonishment.

The next few people who saw Mo Yinchu's power and wanted to get some benefits by sharing some of Mo Xiu's cultivation methods in Ancestor Yun Xiao's Sumeru Space were also dumbfounded.

They dared to violate the Heart Demon Oath!

But what shocked them even more was that after violating the oath, Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu were not punished by the Heavenly Axiom.

No matter what the reason was, after they saw the shamelessness of these two sword cultivators, they all ran away with their tails between their legs. They also swore in their hearts: In the future, when I see these two killing gods, I will take a detour!

No, the Heavenly Axiom above, please don't let us see these two sword cultivators again!

Gou Liang looked at them with some regret. He saw that one of the Demonic Cultivators was a kind of extinct deep sea fish demon. He heard that it tasted very delicious, so he wanted to ask for a piece to try.

Mo Yinchu looked at him in amusement and said: "How about this disciple go and discuss it with him?"

The fish demon Mo Xiu, who was far away, suddenly felt his chrysanthemum tighten. The alertness of a Tribulation Passing expert made him jump into the Northern Underworld Deep Sea and desperately escape to the depths of the sea.

Gou Liang looked into the distance and sighed: "Forget it, the System Store has 66668 for one. Just remember to reimburse me."

Whatever he said about Mo Yinchu, it was good, good, good.

The two brought Liu Xiyu and her husband back to the inn at the foot of the Imperial Beast Sect's mountain gate. When the two woke up and asked about the whole story, Gou Liang's Martial Uncle tied them up and threw them back to the Seven Sword Sect to reflect on their past.

It turned out that not long ago, they went to a small secret realm in the North Sea to gain experience and encountered a Guiltless Heart Flower. This flower's effect was to make people believe everything they said and answer all questions.

Liu Xiyu, who had the mentality of a little girl, asked her husband: "Do you love me?"

Wu Ziya's answer made her heart feel sweet, but this little girl was still not satisfied and asked again: "Tell me honestly, have you done anything to let me down?"

This question was bad, Wu Ziya spilled the beans and told the secret hidden in his heart.

At that time in the secret realm in the mortal world, Liu Xiyu's savior was not him, but a mysterious senior.

And that senior was most likely Mo Yinchu.

How could Liu Xiyu tolerate this kind of principled deceit? She was immediately furious. The two quarreled all the way out of the secret realm and even said a lot about breaking up. In the end, Wu Ziya was also anxious. This man with an inferiority complex was provoked and his words were also very decisive. The husband and wife almost turned into enemies.

At that time, Yunxiao Ancestor came to find Gou Liang to seek revenge. Originally, he wanted to spend a lot of effort to lead Gou Liang and his disciple to the Northern Underworld of the Thousand Islands. When he heard them mention their identities, he did not recognize them at first, but heard that Gou Liang liked to take care of the only daughter of the Imperial Sword Peak very much. He immediately changed his plan and captured them.

After going through a thrilling experience, the two people calmed down a lot. Although Liu Xiyu still could not forgive her husband's deceit, she did not say that she wanted to dissolve their relationship.

Gou Liang did not want to get involved in their love affair, so he only sent a message to the Imperial Sword Peak Master to take them away.

Gou Liang had a lot of fun in the secret realm of the familiars. He welcomed a dozen secret realms with ingredients everywhere. In the hundreds of years that followed, Gou Liang and Mo Yinchu suppressed their cultivation and did not ascend. They saw the beautiful scenery of the Heaven Realm and the Mortal Realm, explored countless secret realms, and collected ingredients that almost filled Gou Liang's system space.

Of course, more importantly, Mo Yinchu had created so many sword techniques that the palace could not hold them all.

It was time to leave.

Mo Yinchu asked him, "Do you really not want to go to the Upper Realm to see where the ingredients are better?"

Gou Liang politely declined, "I don't want to be chased by a group of people every time I eat meat. It's annoying."

He had seen the Upper Realm from Mo Yinchu's soul mirror image with his own eyes. It was a rough world where the law of the jungle was the most important thing. Those cultivators with high cultivation were looking for entertainment to pass the time. He did not want to become someone else's entertainment.

Even if he could beat them, couldn't he just kill flies in the face of heaven and earth?

So Gou Liang decisively rejected the temptation of ingredients. Anyway, his husband had the money. He could buy anything he wanted in the system store.

In order not to let the masters and friends in the Heaven Realm worry about them, the two chose to leave when they ascended.

The reappearance of the Golden Dragon Thunder Tribulation and the successful ascension after ten thousand years made some of the Heaven Realm's powerhouses in the Heaven Realm yearn for the Upper Realm.

Gou Liang didn't care about how many innocent fellow daoists their actions would implicate and cause them to jump into the pit of life in the Upper God Realm. At this moment, he was holding Mo Yinchu's face and watching a teardrop fall from his eyes.

[Ding! Mission progress bar advanced. Current mission progress: 100%!]

Gou Liang asked him, "What are you thinking about? Why are you so sad?"

Mo Yinchu smiled and said, "I miss you. I can't bear to forget you."

Even though he knew he would soon remember her, he still could not bear to.

Gou Liang immediately brought up the old score, "It doesn't feel good, right? When you sent me into reincarnation to erase my memory, do you know how big of a crime you committed?"

The countdown to leaving the mission world came to an end – 1.

Gou Liang only had time to see Mo Yinchu's lips open and close for a moment. He did not see what Mo Yinchu said before he returned to the sea of consciousness.

Gou Liang: … Oh, I think I missed the most beautiful words of love.