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Shin and Mizuki are dragged into an exchange program in hell, so they can build a relationship between all 3 realms. Little did the Devildom know, they brought chaotic messes into their realm. Hell doesn't know what they got themselves into. (A LOT of cussing!) I do not own Obey Me, or any of the characters. I only own Shin and Mizuki. ( ON BREAK WILL BE CONTINUED)

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[]Where the Hell are We? Pt. 1[] Ch. 1

[ Chapter 1 - Where the Hell are We? ]

It was around 3 AM when it happened. Shin and Mizuki were making fun of each other as usual, when they were suddenly transported to a place called Devildom. Not that they knew that at the time.

Shin: "I swear you are the EMBODIMENT of the sin of gluttony!" He screeches.

Mizuki: "Like you can talk! You are the embodiment of the sin of sloth!" She yells back, throwing a bag of fruit snacks at him.

A deep voice clears his throat and the two looked over, realizing they were in fact NOT in their house. They turn to see a red haired guy and 6 other good looking guys.

Shin: "Woah, really nice architecture." He nods in approval.

Mizuki: "Focus on the fact that we don't know where we are." She sighs.

???????: "Welcome to the Devildom, Mizuki and Shin." The red head smiles. "... Oh, pardon me. Feeling a bit shocked are we? Well that's understandable. You've only just arrived, after all. As a human, it will probably take a little while for you to adjust here in the Devildom." He nods.

Shin: "My guy, you look adorable when you smile, do it again." His mind isn't all there right now it seems.

Mizuki: "Shin shut the fuck up, is this a dream?" She asks.

???????: "Hmm... what a very 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 thing to say. Outstanding. I have a feeling you might be just the sort of person we are looking for. I suppose I should start by introducing myself. My name is Diavolo. I am the ruler of all demons, and all here know of me. And someday soon, I will be crowned king of the Devildom." He points behind you. " This is the Royal Academy of Diavolo, though we just call it RAD. You're standing inside the assembly hall. The very heart of RAD. This is where we officers of the student council hold our meetings and conduct our business. I am president of said council." He smiles.

Mizuki: "Why are we here?" She asks.

Shin: "Mizuki we are in a school, we are obviously dead, gonna attend this school, or we offended Diavolo someway." He shakes his head.

???????: "I will explain everything to you."

Diavolo: "Shin, Mizuki, this is Lucifer. He is a demon and the Avatar of Pride." He introduces the black haired pretty boy. "He's also the vice president of the student council and my right-hand man... and not just in title, I assure you. Beyond that he is also my most trusted friend." He smiles warmly.

Lucifer: "Flattery will get you no where Diavolo." He shakes his head, he turns to you. "Speaking on behalf of the entire student body at this great and storied school of ours, I offer you the most heartfelt welcome, Shin and Mizuki." He smiles at the two.

Shin: "So why are we here at a school?"

Lucifer: "Diavolo believes that we demons should start strengthening our relationship with both the human world and the Celestial Realm. As a first step toward this goal, we've decided to institute an exchange program. We've sent two of our students to the human world and two to the Celestial Realm. And we're welcoming four students to our school: two from your world and two from the Celestial Realm. So, I take you've put two and two together at this point, right? You've been chosen from among the people of the human world to participate in this program of ours. You are our newest exchange student. Your period of stay is one year. You will have to work on tasks that you will receive from RAD. After one year, you will write a paper about your exchange here in the Devildom." He smirks.

Mizuki: "Ew, an essay?" She makes a face.

Shin: "How long does this paper gotta be? I get side tracked hella easy." He pouts.

Lucifer: "I am not telling you to write a doctoral thesis. You can take it easy." He shakes his head.

Shin and Mizuki glare at him because they don't want to write an essay period.

Lucifer: "Don't glare at me like that. It's not like I will abandon you all by yourself here in the Devildom." He smirks. "You need someone to look after you, and I think that someone should be my brother Mammon. He's the Avatar of Greed and...how should I put it...? Oh well, you will understand soon enough." He frowns and shakes his head.

Shin & Mizuki: 'What the hell?' They think in unison.

Lucifer: "Here, take this device. It's called a D.D.D. It's a lot like the cell phones of your world." He hands us our D.D.D.'s. "This will be yours for as long as you are here. Now, go ahead and try calling Mammon with it." He smiles and nods his head toward the phone.

Shin: "The Avatar of Greed huh?" He smiles evilly and looks at Mizuki who has the same look. Lucifer didn't like that look at all.

Mizuki clicked the call button on Shin's phone and put it on speaker.

Mammon: "Yoooo." The voice came out of the phone loud and clear.

Shin: "You have just won the lottery!" He uses a generic announcer voice.

Mizuki: "Come collect your prize in the RAD student council room!" She follows up.

Mammon: "Woah! Woah! What? Really?! I will be there right away!" He hung up quickly.

Shin: "You wanna see some real speed bitch?" He yells.

Lucifer rubbed his face in stress, knowing this won't be a good combination.

Lucifer: "Sounds like you had a nice chat." He says, with a strained smile.

Mizuki: "He seems like a grade A dumbass." She deadpans.

Shin: "Hey, he seems easy to control so that's a plus." He smirks. dangerously.

Lucifer: "You really think so?" He frowns, but there is slight amusement in his eyes.

Diavolo: "Well, if you were suddenly brought to a strange place then get told that an unfamiliar face will now take care of you, you'd certainly feel anxious." He shakes his head in sympathy. "However, Mammon isn't the only one to help you out. Now then...we still need to introduce our new friends to your brothers, Lucifer. And it's probably better that you do that instead of me, wouldn't you say?" He smiles.

Lucifer: "Yes...As much as I dread the idea of doing so, you're right." He frowns and shakes his head.

???: "Oh, come now. Really? You should be honored that you get to introduce such a sweet and charming little brother like me!" The pretty boy demon exclaims.

Lucifer: "This one here is Asmodeus. He's the fifth eldest." He frowns and shakes his head. "He's the avatar of lust." He says.

Amsodeus: "Wh...I can't believe you you totally ignored what I said! And not only that, you referred to me as 'this one'. How rude." He exclaims, offended.

???: "Hmph. At least he didn't ignore you altogether. How do you think I feel?" The blonde frowns and shakes his head.

Lucifer: "That one there is Satan, the fourth eldest of us. At first glance, he may seem like a responsible demon with a good head on his shoulders, but looks can be deceiving." He introduces.

Satan: "Aha, so I'm that one, am I? Nice to meet you Shin and Mizuki." He shakes his head. "I am Satan, the Avatar of Wrath." He smiles.

Shin: "The Avatar of Lust. Ashoedeus." The idiot nods.

Mizuki: "Fitting." She nods as well.

There was an amused smirk from Satan and Amsodeus looked a little too pleased for Shin and Mizuki's taste.

Shin: "Oi, pretty boy, what's with the title anyway." He asks curiously.

Asmhoedeus: "Oo, I am pretty, you are right. The title pretty much sums up what I am about!" He smiles happily (lustfully?). "Including my power. Let's give a little demonstration! Shin and Mizuki, could you gaze into my eyes for a moment? It's okay, I won't hurt you. Come on, don't be shy..." He has a dangerous look on his face.

Shin: "No thanks pretty boy, you will probably use some sort of lusty spell magic thing on us, you degenerate." He smiles.

Satan: "Not bad. I should probably warn you two: you'd best be wary of Amsodeus's gaze. He can charm and manipulate people and use them to his own advantage." He smiles. (Shin: 'Not sure that's something to smile about buddy.' )

[ To be continued because I don't like posting late chapters and this takes a lot of work to write, so I can get their lines mostly right and to make sure I don't miss something - 👑Insomniaddict ]