Real chapter this time last one was a joke.

You find yourself in an unknown basement expecting to be reading porn right now but in reality are not.

Imagine looking for porn to satisfy yourself (not judging) but then find out that this book is just complete bullshit of how I'm fucking with anyone that decides to read this.

now on to the chapter

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"ooooh" "ahhhhh" is the thing you would read if this was porn but its not the only "oohs" and "ahhhs" you will read is the ones of my amusement. Now that i think about it this could turn into a book eventually depends on if i get good at writing or decide to actually write something but for now its just gonna be a shit ton of jokes. Have fun.