2 Criticizing Batman on TV, looking for votes

"system use my 3 random summons I'm entitled to this month" César..

#Using, 3 random summons, congratulations on summoning;

1 vibrator with 30cm (unknown world) with level (-F)

1 black widow latex suit (MCU) with level (C)

Summon the bus driver named Ramon Santana (fast and furious world) with level (-F)

Congratulations on your invocations, come back next month#

"What a damn system, the only good thing is black widow latex, but I'm a man and I can't use it" Caesar....

Suddenly a fat man appeared in Caesar's room, "Hello boss, my name is Ramon Santana, I'm at your service"...

2 men in a small room, on the floor there was a vibrator and a latex female outfit, anyone looking at this scene would think bullshit....

"Hello Ramon, from now on you will be my butler and driver ok" Caesar tries to make up for his embarrassment and talks to ramon

"Really? hahaha my friends told me I would be a loser, now look at me, I'm a politician's butler" Ramon starts talking and smiling...

"For now you'll get a job at the pizzeria, I'm too poor to have a car and I won't let another man live in my house ok" Caesar says, your house is small....

"What? I don't know how to make pizza boss, let me live here, I can sleep on the couch" Ramon complains, apparently besides loyalty the system doesn't change the personality

"Fine, but you will clean the house, after I become mayor of this shitty town I will buy a car for you to become my driver" Caesar...

That night Ramon didn't stop talking, Caesar regrets not having invoked a toilet paper in Ramon's place....

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Next Day, Veterans Help Center

"How's Ben doing?" Caesar speaks....

Ben Holly, the head of the veterans' help center, a good man who helps Caesar

"I'm fine, yesterday my wife made macaroni and cheese, and you Caesar, how is the political campaign going? Your opponent is growing in polls" Ben....

"Carl is a hypocrite, he has the support of the rich so he can buy votes, but I will defeat him" Caesar..

While the two were talking suddenly on television an urgent news appeared..

"Attention, it looks like the Joker hijacked a bus and is threatening to explode if Batman doesn't show up" reports the presenter...

"Shit, didn't that Joker get arrested last week? How did he hijack a bus?" ben asks angrily

"He wasn't arrested, he was sent to Arkham, this madman has run away more than 30 times but they keep sending him, there's only idiots in control of this town" Caesar responds angrily

Suddenly the bus was blown up, more than 30 people died but in the end batman beat the Joker and sent him to Arkham

"Batman did it again, unfortunately we had 30 victims, let's honor the victims" the newscaster speaks in a sad voice...

"Did you make it? 30 people died, if they had killed the Joker before then no one else would have had to die" Caesar responds with hatred...

"Wait a minute, I can use this incident to gain votes, arouse people's anger and become famous" Caesar whispered...

"Ben do you have a contact for any TV papers?" caesar...

"I have an acquaintance at the Gotham newspaper, why the question?" Ben...

"Please Ben, get in touch with him, tell him that the GOP primary candidate wants to make an important announcement" Caesar....

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It didn't take long, in just 1 hour a newspaper representative went to the veterans' help center.

"Hello my name is Sofia Smith, I'm a reporter for the Gotham newspaper, I'm here today with the candidate for mayor of Gotham Julius Caesar, please Caesar how are you" Sofia.

"I was fine Sofia, unfortunately my day was destroyed by the violence of the city" Caesar speaks in a sad tone, looks at the cameras and continues...

"Today 30 innocent civilians were murdered by a madman, but everyone doesn't seem to care, the police act normally, the reporters act normally and the people act normally, now why is that? Everyone is used to this kind of thing, a madman kills people and then gets caught by a "hero", everything repeats itself, every day is the same" Caesar...

"I see your irony when you talked about batman, don't you like batman?" Sofia asks..

"Like batman ? if he were a hero he would have already killed the Joker, this freak always runs away to keep killing people, but batman refuses to kill, honestly in my opinion batman takes advantage of these freaks to get fame" Caesar says, in his heart he knows it's a lie but he doesn't care, he wants a vote of the angry people...

"So you support the death penalty? Even if you become mayor is it impossible to create the death penalty law?" Sofia....

"I don't have the power of that, but I have enough power to ignore any avenger who wants to kill criminals" Cesar speaks...

"WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? You're supporting justice in your own hands that's crazy" Sofia loses patience, clearly she's a woman who believes in criminal resocialization

"Justice in its own hands can be considered wrong, only crazy people would support it because we don't live in a barbarian society, that's what you think isn't it? I'll tell you the truth, Gotham is a barbarian society, criminals rule everything, wealth and strength in this city the laws and the constitution surpass, just look at our crime and corruption rates, i hate it all, by me all criminals would be killed and all civilians would have firearms to defend themselves, i Julius Caesar declare that if one day have enough power, I will declare war on all crime" Caesar speaks in front of the cameras....

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