111 I'm Alive B*tches!

*Yawn*

Grassy Plains?

Taking a step forward...

*Thump*

Oh yeah, my legs are gone. No biggie, I can fly.

*inhale*

Nothing's better than the fresh air and sunlight.

Looking around I found that everyone was asleep. Medusa coiled up having Aurora sleeping in between her.

Fluffs is with Tempest.

Skyla's... using Medusa's tail as her pillow and Snow's...

Training? Judging by the snowstorm a good distance away from here that's likely the case. Then, I might as well review yesterday's events.

We carried Medusa to Bell Tower where she successfully evolved into a legendary Pokemon. Afterward, the monk Andrew went tentacle-shadow-chaos mode causing Fluffs' sneak attack to fail and allowing Andrew to release Shadow Lugia.

If they weren't so arrogant this may not have happened.

There's also the question of why Giratina targeted them, hmmm.

[They may not in any faction]

Likely, when I first met Aqua she did ask.

'Hmm? Which faction are you from?'

So it is highly likely they aren't a part of a faction. This made it easy for Giratina to forcefully take them as his own, through conversion to Shadow.

Then, doesn't that mean Medusa has to worry about a f*cking Legendary chasing her *ss down?

No, I don't think that Andrew would be aware Medusa's a legendary, and he wouldn't have proof either if the dogs and Phoenix gets Shdowfied. Even if he's aware of Medusa being a legendary I doubt Giratina will believe him.

My future self will also about this sh*t.

*sigh*

Then I still need to know why factions even existed in the first place.

*sigh*

And there's still that progenitor Mew, hope that's not the faction leader Mew.

*sigh*

This is why I hate thinking.

Why couldn't you be a controlling type System? You know the type that points the stick and expects you to bring it back for a reward?

[Answer: System with quests?]

Precisely. The bastard who gave me this System was likely a d*ck. The frustration this world provides is never-ending.

At least I got a good master... of misfortune. Even before she got Traveler we would find ourselves in an 'exciting life'.

So, should I coax Medusa into forming a faction in the future? Likely the only faction I would be willing to join, but I doubt it will be easy to get Medusa to make one.

I also feel I would regret asking her, these things could wait I guess.

Flying over towards Snow, I felt its a good time as any to take her as my concubine. You know, before she grows to the point where I can't beat her. Luckily, losing my legs doesn't make me a cripple.

"Did you wake up?" I heard Fluffs' voice from below me.

"I'm in no mood to fight," I said and continued forward.

"Don't tell me you take me as some battle junkie?" He asks in disbelief.

No, I think even those guys would run when dealing with you. Once we aren't busy this guy would provoke me into fighting him.

I recall a day we had 4 battles throughout the day.

"Believe what you will. Anyways, I was calling you because Snow was brought back by Medusa,"

"Huh," I nodded my head before returning to our temporary base

"Also, Aurora's up and getting teased by Skyla,"

"I see,"

"Beri are you there?"

"I'm, sadly,"

When one is weak they're forced to think and that's sadly the situation I'm in.

Seeing Aurora being teased by Skyla, I quickly recalled how my mother had treated me and instantly got angry at myself for ignoring this. Even if I'm not going to do pamper all my children as mother had, I still need to pamper the important ones.

*pew*

So I spat out a Seed Bomb at Skyla who deflected it with a Wing Attack and promptly retreated.

Landing beside Aurora who looked at me worriedly, I patted her head through Vine Whip and turned my gaze to Medusa.

"What now?" I asked.

"Same as alwaysss," Medusa said.

Meaning we will continue our journey.

"And our enemies?"

"Crushsss,"

Vengeful? Nice.

"Even with us getting revenge on Giratina is impossible," I said frankly, beside Medusa and Aurora nobody can 1 v 1 a legendary.

"Giratina is a Legendary that has a faction of Legendaries and Mythicals. Unless you get the support of another faction it's impossible,"

We won't even be considered a small faction like Daniel's and are likely whatever Ho-oh and the dog trio were, but weaker.

"Then join a faction?" Skyla proposed.

"No," "Nosss," Medusa and I refused.

"Factions tend to be too restricting," I said.

I don't want to be stuck in a cave until a wild Red passes by.

"So I propose, when Medusa gets stronger she forms one herself," I said.

"Yeah, but where would we get the legendaries to join?" Snow interjects.

"Good job," I said, finally interjecting without stuttering or apologizing.

Though she did blush from my compliments so there's that to work on.

"Don't worry about that, I could think of a few,"

Deoxys, Kyurem, Regigas, the Regis. I have a feeling all the main legendaries are in a faction but these alone along with a few Mythicals should be enough.

I also haven't heard a word about legendaries, stat-wise they were mostly powerful. Maybe they're more territorial.

#DANGER#

F*ck a mental attack is incoming.

"You leadsss,"

CRITICAL HIT!

All the light in my eyes disappeared causing Aurora to lick my face worried.

"Beri!"

Oh, there's Snow who's worried too.

To save you all from hearing me try to convince Medusa otherwise, I will end here.

I don't think I will talk to you all anytime soon. Too much to think about.

***

Filter: Human-like, Kanto

Abra

Machop

Drowzee

Elekid

Magby

Tyrogue

Mime Jr.

Yesterday, I kicked out Smoochum for obvious reasons. Today Drowzee would be kicked out for being unpopular, poor fella.

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