Celebrate Part 1

Fast forwarding a few hours after beating Asseus our forces has gathered in the Forest of Hell, previously called, Distortion Realm.

A very messed up place if you ask me.

"Brother, how could you say that!" Shuh complained. "My Younglings are the best,"

"Baaaaa!" They cried out in excitement, nowhere near the party yet can still hear their creator's words.

[Pokemon: Younglings (Pseudo-Legendary)

Type: Dark, Dragon

Evaluation: Its high health and fast recovery speed can make it an excellent meat shield]

"Believe what you want about your abominations," I shrugged, using Gate to snatch a bowl of milk from Fluffs.

"You called, honey?" Glitching into existence through the milk was Glitch as she pounced onto me, hugging me with a little too much love.

"My milk..." I muttered depressed, wondering when did everything go wrong.

"Hehe, I can give you all the milk you want, honey," Glitch said excitedly, moving her hand to open her shirt.

*smack*

"Nobody wants that foul milk!" I spat. "I WANT SOME F*CKING MOOMOO MILK!"

*sigh*

"If you're going to sigh Leona, you might as well get me some milk!" I shouted.

"Get yourselfsss," Medusa hisses, having a water tank-sized bottle of milk in her possession.

"Alright, I shall!" I declared, greed flashing through my eyes as I rushed towards Medusa. However...

"Don't you dare!" I shouted seeing Medusa's body shrink as she stands atop the bottle ready to dive in.

"Daress," Medusa smirks and dives right into her bottle of milk.

"Nooo!" Dropping to my knees in depression, a sword tapped my shoulder.

"King?" I muttered.

*twitch*

"Anderson," he states his name. "Relax, your milk will arrive soon enough,"

"And it will be stolen by me, Sparkacus!" Sparkacus laughs swinging his Electric-type infused tail at me.

"F*ck off!" I snarled as I turned around and kicked him in the gut, rocketing him away from me.

"He's growing up fast, isn't he," Anderson chuckled.

"True, that attack was a lot stronger than I expected,"

"Unlike Fluffs who's going for Lightning Speed, Sparkacus is going for Lightning Power," Anderson explained. "On another note, are you sure you want to carry... her? next to Risa?"

"Who?"

"Hehe, together to infinite" Glitch laughs clinging onto my neck from behind.

"You're drunk or what?" I asked unsure if milk can make someone drunk. Or maybe they drugged her more than her creator did.

"Anyway, I should introduce her rather than let her find Risa herself," I explained. "Any other reminders?"

"You may want to check up on Winter,"

"Looks like I'm checking up on everyone anyways," I shrugged.

"Though, if I can't get milk, what about FARFETCH'D MEAT!?" I shouted, quickly spotting Snow resting beside a bowl with a few legs in it.

"Snow, why don't you share with your one and only love?" I asked appearing beside her.

"Hmm, only if you let me feed you," Snow said after deep thought.

"NO! Only I can feed, honey!" Glitch declares finally hopping off my back.

"Eh! Why?" Snow asked dumbfoundedly.

"Because I love honey!"

"But I love Beri too," Snow declared.

"What!?" Glitch said shocked, as if it's surprising for someone to love me. "But, I love him more!"

"No," Snow said shaking her head. "I love him more. I have been with Beri longer too,"

"But, I..." Glitch had no either how to counter that. Worst, she's unable to kill Snow due to her promise to me earlier. Checkmate.

*munch*

While those two fighting for a petty reason, I managed to enjoy some lovely Farfetch'D legs.

"Beri, you can't do that, I was supposed to feed you!" Snow said tearfully.

"No, he promised me!" Glitch declared.

*sigh*

If I don't pacify them soon. One is going to cry and the other is going to kill the other. Luckily, there are still 2 more.

"Tell you what, there's two left one of each for you two to feed me," I explained.

"Alright, I'll go first Beri!" Snow declares. An ice hand stretches out of Snow, grabbing a leg and quickly moving it towards my mouth.

"No, I'm first," Glitch was equally fast, and now both legs were moving towards my mouth.

"Hey, one at a *gag*" The two pieces of meat entered my mouth causing me to gag, that would've made me spit it out. That was if they weren't still holding the meat, but no, these two want to push the meat down my throat before I can even savor it.

The two finally let go once certain the meat was stuck in my throat.

This is not how you feed people!

My body drops to the ground as I slowly feel the two lumps of meat equally fight their way down my esophagus to reach my stomach.

"Hehe, I fed honey first," Glitch laughs tauntingly.

"You wish, I fed Beri first," Snow said.

"Aunt, this is not how you feed people," Leona arrives to save the day. "And father, there's no need to be a drama queen, just swallow the meat already,"

"Has my milk arrived yet?" I asked having forcefully pushed them down with Cellular Transformation.

"Can we talk elsewhere, father? Those Aunts don't seem like they'll have a friendly chat," Leona reminds me.

"Yeah, let's go," I said. "Snow, Glitch, do not fight!" I declared before following Leona.

"By the way, if the milk isn't ready those Farfetch'd have better be," I warned her.

***

A peaceful chapter is rare these days.