Down Bad

Sorry for the late update! My friend has an Dance performance tonight so got busy.

Sensitive Content Warning

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I was still reeling from the intensity of our collision when I noticed the momma Pidgeot shaking her head, trying to clear the daze. Suddenly, a ball of light started to form between her beaks. I knew what that thing was - a fucking Hyper Beam.

Shit, I thought. I had pissed her off good, and now she was about to unleash her most powerful move on me. I had to do something, fast.

But as I tried to muster up the energy for another Quick Attack, I found that I was spent. My reserves were completely depleted, and my wings felt heavy and tired. I was in no condition to dodge another Hyper Beam.

The momma Pidgeot's eyes locked onto mine, and I saw the ball of energy forming between her beaks. Fuck, I thought. This is it. I'm done for.

But I wasn't ready to give up just yet. I gathered what little energy I had left and rushed towards her, trying to interrupt the Hyper Beam. I launched myself at her with a talon kick, hoping to throw her off balance.

The Hyper Beam shot into the air as our bodies collided. But as we stumbled backwards, I found that we were both entangled, falling towards the ground at a rapid pace.

I tried to free myself from her embrace, but she had latched onto me with her wings, holding me tight. I looked up at her, confused. What the fuck was going on here?

But as I looked into her eyes, I saw something unexpected. Instead of anger, I saw heart. She was gazing at me with pure admiration, her voice laced with awe as she spoke to me.

"Pidgeotto! Pidgeotto! Pidgeee..." (You're so strong! You're so powerful! I've never seen a bird like you before...) The momma Pidgeot squawked, her eyes shining with admiration and shyness.

The fuck?

"PIDGEOTTO! PIDGEOTTO!" (What the fuck are you talking about? We're about to crash into the ground, you dumb bird!) I squawked back, my wings flapping wildly as I tried to gain control of our descent as well as my sanity.

The momma Pidgeot didn't seem to care. She just kept cooing and chirping, her eyes fixed on me with an unsettling intensity. I rolled my eyes and tried to shake her off, but she held tight, her wings wrapped around my body like a vice.

"PIDGEOTTO! PIDGEOTTO!" (Let go, you crazy bird! We're going to crash!) I squawked, my feathers ruffled with frustration.

But the momma Pidgeot just wouldn't budge. She kept talking, her voice filled with admiration and adoration. I couldn't believe it.

One moment she was trying to kill me, and the next she was infatuated with me. What is this, some cheap furry smut novel?

We continued to fall towards the ground, our descent slowed down slightly as I managed to spread my wings and glide, but the momma Pidgeot's grip on me made it impossible to do it properly. 

"PPIDGEOTTO!" (LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE)

I tried to wriggle free from the momma Pidgeot's grasp, but she only held me tighter.

"Pidgeotto! Pidgeee Pidgee." (No, you are so beautiful, I can not!) she cooed with love.

Before I could even process what was happening, she started rubbing herself against me, her soft feathers sending shivers down my spine. I squawked in surprise, trying to push her away, but she only held me closer.

And that was the moment I realized that Pokémon had dicks. I mean, I clearly shouldn't. Not because I was a pokemon, but because I was currently in the body of a female Pidgeot!

But yet! I could feel something rising and it wasn't the shield hero.

"PIDGEOTTO! PIDGEOTTO!" (Stop, stop! What are you doing?) I squawked, trying to push her away, but she only rubbed herself against me harder, her beak nuzzling my neck.

Her gentle bites sent shivers down my spine, and I felt myself losing control. We were still falling towards the ground, but I couldn't care less. The momma Pidgeot's rubbing had sent me into a reverie, and I was powerless to stop it.

My body started to move on its own, humping against her soft feathers as I searched for something, anything, to satisfy the growing urge inside me. And then, I found it - a warm, moist hole that seemed to be calling my name.

No, no, NOOO!

I prodded at it instinctively, sending shivers down my own spine as the momma Pidgeot let out a startled squawk.

"PIDGEOTTO! PIDGEOTTO!" (Oh, oh, oh!) she cried, her eyes rolling back in her head.

Just as we were about to crash into the ground, I snapped out of my reverie and started flapping my wings wildly, trying to slow down our descent. But it was too late - my dick had already penetrated inside her, and the momma Pidgeot let out a dazed squawk as we finally hit the ground with a thud.

We had landed safely, but I was far too lost in the sauce to care about it at all. My body was acting on auto-pilot, driven by a primal urge that I couldn't control. Pressing the momma Pidgeot down with one talon, I began pumping in and out, my movements becoming more frenzied with each passing moment.

The world around me melted away, leaving only the sensation of my body moving in rhythm with the Pidgeot's. I was a bird in heat, driven by instinct and desire. And when I finally released a torrent of seeds within her, I felt a sense of relief wash over me.

As I pulled out of her, my long, weirdly shaped bird-dick came out of her hole, and I couldn't help but stare at it in mild disturbance. What the fuck was that thing? I had mimicked the female Pidgeot, so why did I have a... dick? I looked at it in utter confusion, trying to wrap my head around it.

Had my mind had gone so horny that it created this itself? And maybe since because I mentally identified as male, my body must have instinctively transformed to match. I mean, I don't see myself using a snatch to mate.

Looking at the terrific weapon of mass destruction, I couldn't help but notice that it was curved and weird. I mean, I had seen some weird things in my time, but this was something else. I decided that was a rabbit hole I didn't want to poke, and instead looked down at the cream-pied Pidgeot's body.

She was lying on the ground, white cum leaking out of her cloaca in big globs. I stared at it, my mind still somewhat reeling in shock and surprise. What the fuck did I do? I fucked a Pokémon. A goddamn bird. And worst of all, I enjoyed it so much.

How the hell did I end up doing this? One minute I was trying to escape from this crazy bird, and the next... well, I was inside her. It was like my body had taken over, driven by some primal urge that I couldn't control.

It's not my fault, I thought. I'm just a Ditto, after all. They are horny by nature, totally unrelated to my depraved thoughts and dreams!

But as I stood there, staring at the Pidgeot's creampie, my mind started to wander. I thought about how her inside felt, compared to human ones. It was softer, more delicate, like silk and feathers all mixed together. And the way she contracted around me... damn, it was like she was sucking me in, pulling me deeper.

But what really threw me was the feathers. I mean, I knew birds had soft feathers, hell even I was a bird myself now currently, but her feather felt so different. It was like they were caressing me, stroking me, making me feel like I was inside a warm, fluffy cloud.

I suddenly snapped out of it. What the fuck am I thinking? I just had sex with a bird, and now I'm standing here, thinking about how nice her insides felt? Get a grip.

I shook my head, trying to clear my thoughts.

That was when I felt a familiar sensation. The same one that came when I kicked that Weedle and bullied that Spearow.

But this time, it was far stronger than I had felt it before. I felt an endless flow of energy flow inside of myself, enriching my every cell. It felt ...euphoric!

"Piiiiidddgeeyyyy!" I trilled instinctively.

When the sensation subsided, I was laying on the ground, breathing heavily and feeling sweaty all over, in spite of birds not having sweat glands. But I was feeling so fucking strong, damn mothefucker!

I heard a groaning sound and slight movement beside me. Fuck, it wasn't a dream.

I needed to get out of there, fast. I transformed back into my Ditto form, and then again into my male human form. And then, I started running. I ran as fast as my legs could carry me, leaving the creampied Pidgeot behind. 

I was fast as fuck boi, fast as fuck. 

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