Fall on your sword for me

So I'm currently casually walking out to the front yard with a bowl of mac and cheese following the semi panicking red head after I told her I evolved her mon while she was napping and only one thought was in my mind.....I made the right call with the Mac and cheese.

It's the perfect food when you don't have to worry about carbs…..and being as baked as I was...…what was I doing again?…..oh right Cynthia's Pokémon

She made it out the door way faster than me due to running and me just strolling and I suddenly hear a pop hiss, and then silence, and I make it out front and see her now lava megaman sprawled out on the floor still unconscious...

Cynthia just sits there in silence with a bit of awe mixed in while I roll up next to her and start eating my Mac and cheese again, it's kinda hot so I'm chewing kinda loudly while trying to cool it in my mouth with a *sha sha sha* and probably ruining the moment for her.

Man, magmortar is not a pretty Pokémon by any standard….. or seem to have any practical Use outside battle anymore….. I mean it has no hands….. and I wouldn't want it lighting candles at my place with those fucking huge arm cannons... as I look at my fork I look back at it in pity, it will never hand hands again the poor fella…

And it was ugly before being the duck faced lava lizard thing with tits for eye brows, I won't say it looks better now per se….. but it looks like megaman and Ronald mc Donald had a secret love child that was somehow surrogated by humpty dumpty....I will never own one of these creatures....

And Cynthia suddenly break out of her stupor and approached it fussing over it being unconscious or something and I look down to my left and see bellossom just standing next to me as cheery as ever…..she should be able to wake it up

Gideon " hey bell, mind waking the big guy up for me so Cynthia can have her moment"

She just responds with a cheery "bell!" And a nod and walks up to it with grace and poise as she suddenly jumps into the air above it and....comes down hard with a flying elbow to the gut….which to be fair DID wake him up, but I was expecting her to be a little more gentle...hmmm same thing happened with gengar?, why are my mons so quick to physically assault this poor magmortar? Has it done something I'm unaware of?

Well I guess that almost normal behaviour for bell….. meh….not my problem

So the magmortar is up and looking around confused as bell returns to my side, the magmortar looks around for a second and looks at Cynthia and his eyes light up with happiness, he probably knows he can't hug her but he shows affection with his general vibe, I guess Cynthia treats her mons well?

So they are having a small bonding moment and I'm just eating my food and zoning out not really thinking about much….. I think I'm going to do some singing for the crew, i only came back to the house to shower and check on Cynthia, with that done I can do my thing.

But I suppose it would be rude to just ignore Cynthia…..hmmm....meh I'll do it anyways she could catch up with her mon and test it out while I do my thing.

So i turn around and see Logan standing right behind me, good timing my man, so I give him my empty bowl and make a request

Gideon " hey, mind going and getting my guitar for me? I'm gonna hang out with the crew for awhile, oh I'll take some more mac and cheese too"

Logan just assents to the order with a small elegant bow with one hand over his heart and the other behind his back, and heads inside while I leave Cynthia to deal with wherever she's doing, I really don't wanna get to involved, she's a fuck buddy not my wife…..that could change, but for now it is what it is…

As I leave and head back to the crew all still hanging out by the tree "talking" to each other they notice me approaching and i just give them a little wave and sit back under the tree I was at before and wait for my guitar to be delivered….I'm pretty baked right now so I'm feeling breezy, just enjoying the moment and vibing with my mons.

It doesn't take long before Logan comes out with my guitar and another bowl of macaroni goodness, I take both as he just leaves and heads back inside to do what ever he does.

Everyone takes the same position as before, bell on my shoulder, houndoom and my lap, shuckle to my side ect, and i strum the strings a couple times and clear my voice as I reach down to my new bowl of food.

Bell suddenly hops down and grabs the bowl and jumps up onto one of houndooms horns and takes a seat and starts to feed me…..bless her little heart, and in between fork fulls of soul food I started speaking

Gideon " alright gang, you're all looking flash after your spa day but it's not over yet it's time for some music while we vibe"

I could already see their joy sparking up when I had the guitar brought out, they seemed to love listening to me sing, I don't know if they actually like my singing or they just like to hear my voice but it doesn't matter, all that matters is we're all together chilling.

And as I was about to start, Logan that sneaky devil delivers a silver platter of weed and blunt papers and a vanilla malt milkshake, I didn't realise I wanted this so bad until it came, this man is the perfect butler, he doesn't even speak he just drops them off and leaves

And yes we have ice cream, and vanilla wasn't hard to find.

The crew are all looking at me with expecting eyes….

Gideon " alright I'm feeling some country music, let's start it off with man of constant sorrow...."

As i start strumming I start up my song

"Iiiiiiii ammmm a mannnnn of constant sorrowwwww I've seen troubleeeee all my dayyyyyssss"

I really like that movie o brother where art though, it's old but a classic….

I played different songs from different times for a good few hours just vibing and smoking some blunts in between and just enjoying the feeling of being around family without a care in the world…..

And when I started paying attention again I realise I'm surrounded on all sides, by Pokémon and people, even the lake sure is full of baby lapras and slowpoke with the grown lapras listening from a distance.

There's what feels like most of the village and their mons just watching me sitting in the grass, I think I accidentally held a concert

And just as I go to get up people start clapping and cheering, mons start raising their voices….. not like it's the first time they heard me sing, we do it every now and then and go a little wild partying and I start to sing, I guess I've never actually sang to people outside a big drunken fuckfest of a party before.

I notice Cynthia and her attendant in the crowd clapping as well, guess they enjoyed it too, wouldn't be hard though, we are in the medieval era, it's all poems and shit with fuck all entertainment outside drinking.

I guess there are bards, but they're all kinda shit to be honest, never heard a good one, it's starting to get late and I have a battle with shuckle tomorrow so i should start moseying on back to the capital.

So now I'm up I start shooing everyone away, they all left on high spirits to do what ever they do…..heh now I think about it this whole town was made up of hobos and orphans….kinda funny I guess

So I make my way back to the mansion with Cynthia following close behind me, we didn't speak we just kinda walked in sync back to the mansion, but once we got inside I started speaking to her.

Gideon " so Cynthia we're going to head back to the capital here in a bit, I've evolved your mon like I said so that booty is mine for two years, how are we gonna do it? You gonna move in or just visit of a night time?"

Cynthia seems taken aback for a second and goes into thinking looking down with with her thumb on her chin.

Cynthia " since you have upheld your end of the bargain it would besmirch my honour not to Uphold mine.....I'll just have nightly visits for now I think until I get my family onboard for "seducing" your secrets out of you"

She started the sentence full of pride, but it seemed to fade away into I want to say excitement for the second half, maybe a little fear too..

So I start walking to head up to the shower, I turn around and give her a little smirk and say

Gideon " alright then, get that beautiful little booty upstairs, we're having a shower.... I hope you're ready sweetheart, I'ma be raiding then cheeks hard tonight"

She looks at me with a mix of fear and anticipation, but suddenly she looks at Anna and drags her up with us to the showers.... Guess it's a 3 way tonight…..

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-Cynthia pov-

As soon as I register what Gideon said I ran out of the manor as fast as I was able, I needed to see my evolved magmar!!

This could change so much for me, no longer would the family look down on me for merely being a woman and show me some respect, even though I'm the only one in the family besides father and uncle who has an elite Pokémon besides our elite soldiers.

As I make it out side I don't wait and release my Pokémon straight away and with a popping sound he's out...and he's huge…..at least 7 feet tall….but why is he unconscious? Well it doesn't matter, with him evolved I'll be able to go back to my family with my head held high.

I just stand there in a kind of daze as I look at my magmar….or now..what was it called?….magmortar right? Yes magmortar…..I look at my magmortar and can't help but feel happiness surge out of me.

Suddenly I realised I've been standing here looking like an idiot…..Gideon even made some strange noises behind me, did he notice?

So I break out of my thoughts and walk over crouch to get a better look at magmortar, i can't touch him as he is to hot, but I can't get close enough.

And suddenly Gideons bellossom walks up to my newly evolved Pokémon with an elegant grace I didn't know a bellossom could have and….jumps in the air?….oh no she's attacking magmortar!!!…..oh never mind she's waking him up…..why was she violent though? Bellossom arnt violent Pokémon.

And suddenly magmortar is up and looking around and he spots me, and I can somehow tell his joy when he finds me and I can't help but smile at him as well….

I spend the next few minutes going over magmortar, asking how he feels and asking what's different.

Apparently he feels much, much stronger after his evolution, which is to be expected….. I have a Pokémon that NO ONE has, even Gideon said there almost 0 chance that anyone else has one and mine would be the first when I asked him about it before…..I can't hide my elation!!!! He looks so powerful!!!

And as I'm fussing over my partner, Anna suddenly comes up to me.

Anna " I'm so sorry for leaving your side for so long my lady, My body couldn't handle the shock that was placed on it from young lord storms pokemon appearing out of nowhere, please forgive me my lady"

Cynthia " don't worry about it Anna, look!, look at magmortar, Gideon fulfilled his promise!!, isn't he wonderfull!?"

I could see magmortar was enjoying the praise very much, and it seemed to make him happy, but I meant every word.

And just before Anna could respond we heard someone singing….we turn to see where it came from and noticed it was coming from by the lake and went to investigate it...it seemed to be Gideon singing to his Pokémon and...he sounded amazing…..

He was playing an instrument I've never seen before, it looked like a lute but bigger and made a different sound, but combined with his voice it was rather enjoyable, and without noticing me and Anna sat down and listened.

And after awhile pokemon and people started to gather to listen as well, I don't think Gideon even noticed he was to into his own musical performance.

He was doing something strange though, his bellossom was rolling what looked like cut up plants in small papers and then lighting the end for Gideon to inhale the smoke…..strange…

Before I knew he we had all sat there for hours listening to him play, and I was enthralled with his songs, I'd never heard of the places he sung about but they sounded, especially that "West Virginia" and the road that took him there…..it sounded like a wonderfull place.

But all good things comes to an end, and he finished his ballad, and started shooing everyone back home, and he.....just walked past me?... did he not notice me?

Well it's fine, and as me and Anna silently follow Gideon back to his manor but as we arrive Gideon finally speaks to us.

Gideon " so Cynthia we're going to head back to the capital here in a bit, I've evolved your mon like I said so that booty is mine for two years, how are we gonna do it? You gonna move in or just visit of a night time?"

Oh yes the bargain, I'll have to convince father and my uncle about me "seducing" Gideon as a cover for our deal; it shouldn't be to hard, but to live with him unmarried? All sorts of rumours would appear, I can't risk it for now...but I must admit I'm rather looking forward to the next 2 years if last night was anything to go by…..

Cynthia " since you have upheld your end of the bargain it would besmirch my honour not to Uphold mine.....I'll just have nightly visits for now I think until I get my family onboard for "seducing" your secrets out of you"

Gideon just turns to walk away heading upstairs and just as I was about to call out to him he turned around with a confident smirk

Gideon " alright then, get that beautiful little booty upstairs, we're having a shower.... I hope you're ready sweetheart, I'ma be raiding then cheeks hard tonight"

Oh dear lord arceus above....as much as I want to enjoy the next 2 years I don't think my body will last a month...I have to think of something...and that's when I spot Anna standing next to me....I could throw her at him and get some rest in between our passionate encounters, I just need an hour to get my bearing after what he does to me…..

Normally men want 2 women in their bed for their little ego's but this is for my survival…..I'm sorry Anna but I need you to fall on your sword for me…..or his sword….

So I grab Anna and follow Gideon upstairs... I have a feeling it's going to be a long night....