Omg it’s 3 in a day

It took a big longer than expected to get to town. Barb and Lucy needed to take breaks along the way. Sometimes they needed to clean themselves from leaking my fluids. Other times we stopped because they needed to rest their bodies as certain areas of themselves were extremely sore. What should have taken a few hours of walking along the roads took half a day. A little bit passed 1 we finally saw the walls of Celadin. The walls were made of concrete and were at least 20 meters tall. You could see people walking around the walls as well as people walking through the tree lines with their pokemon. Making it to the entrance the gate for people opened and we were let through. The guards stopped us on the other side and got all the details from us. Where we were from, what we were doing here. We told them about their outpost, but they had already known about it. They sent about 20 pokemon trainers to the outpost to help them. We gave the guard all the details about what we knew, and I added in what I observed from the mayor of the outpost. Unfortunately, the mayor won't be able to be punished as he is already dead. I had storm with me still and the guards were a bit unnerved by his size and what their pokedex told them.

Pokémon- House Cat

Name- ???

LVL- 68

I asked them where the pokecenter was and they gave us the directions. Lucy-"Thanks for helping us out Bash. I really appreciate it. I hope we meet again." She had leaned in and gave me a kiss. Barb gave me a piece of paper and gave me a kiss. Barb-"take care of yourself and I will see you later, I hope." She gave me a kiss and started walking away with Lucy. After Lucy had her back turned from her, Barb mouthed "call me please." She had a pleading look in her eyes. I could only mouth back "duh" and gave her a big smile and nod. I opened the paper she gave me, and it read.

Barb-Thank you for everything Bash. For getting us out of that town and for last night. Lucy may not remember you in a few weeks, but I will never forget you. If you ever want me by your side, please call me. I don't think I'll ever be able to be with another man again. You ruined me so take responsibility. 😉 Please. I hope to hear from you. – Barb

Well, all I could think was, we will see. I left and went to the pokecenter. I had stashed some pokecores in my bag to sell. I could always use some more money. I got to the pokecenter after a little walk. I came in the door hoping to see Joy because she was on my list of ladies to kidnap… I mean keep at all cost. There was a guy behind the counter. He looked a bit familiar and when I finally got to the counter, I knew why. His nametape said Brock. B-"Hi Brock, I was hoping to sell some info and pokecores to you guys." Brock-"Man you don't look so good. How about we get you check out first and then we can do business." B-"I just didn't get sleep, but fine lets do that anyways." I followed Brock around back and I laid down on the bed and a large silver ball was hanging from the ceiling above it. When I laid down, Brock told me not to move. The silver ball turned blue and started covering my body in blue lights. Brock got a needle out and took a small sample of my blood. He put the blood into his machine and after a few minutes he came back with a smile on his face. Brock-"I'm glad you came by when you did. You have a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Don't worry as it is an easy one to fix. It looks like you haven't had it very long as you aren't giving off its smell yet." B-"Smell?" Brock-"yeah, this std will make your affected area give off a rotten fish smell after a few days. (B-[Fucking Storm was right]) The cure is called Kittensnips. Kittensnips is pretty much cure all for all STDs. A med student had got infected with a few stds and ended up creating this cure just for this std. Its also very fitting considering after you start smelling from the std a lot of stray cats will start following you around from the smell of rotten fish. It only cost 15 pokedollars and it works almost instant. Drink the cure and after the next piss you take, all the stds you have are gone." B-"Just to be safe can I buy a few of these?" Brock-"yes but we also sell condoms if you want." We left the exam room and I went to the pokemachine and bought a few bottles and stashed them in my bag (10) and bought one more to drink.

After that I took out the pokecores that I wanted to sell and put them on the counter.

MFVO-Short chapter, as I will selling info and lots of other crap in the next one so here was a good stopping point. Thanks Kittensnips for the review and now you will be the cure all for bash's dick problems. Hope you enjoy the fame :D Achiles you have a pokemon named after you so no std cure for you. lol