Extra # 3
Author-sama: Hahahahaha! Take that!
Mirabelle: (O_O) *Shocked, Terrified as she watches the scene*
Author-sama: *Looks at the Reader 1* How'd you like that my dear Reader?
Reader 1: I think it was done okay... the idea was good, but the execution was wrong, you've gotten grammar mistakes, and a lot of punctuation problems. The scene was too fast. Mirabelle plunged down on him without a thought.
Author-sama: Are you an editor?? Or a reader?
Reader 1: I don't know. I have a major in English.
Reader 2: Mirabelle. Why did you do that?
Reader 3: What did you do author!
Reader 4: Yah! How could you have done to that to our poor Mirabelle!
Mirabelle: (O_O) *Panics*
Author-sama: *Frowns* It was just takeout revenge on my friend tho...
Mirabelle: Lies! You damn woman! （╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴ You perverted, blockhead, idiotic, two-celled creature! Who's your friend huh?? Is it the Emperor or your hubby??
Author-sama: You're my star though... (￣ε(#￣)
Mirabelle: SHUT UP! Why did you make me kiss my ENEMY!
Author-sama: Oh... are you shy now?? (^_-) (^_-)(^_-)
Mirabelle: SHy my ass! You damn wrong-headed woman! What is wrong with your brain!
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1 Hour Later... another man enters the empty interview desk:
Author-sama: Hello dear, my client. *the Author drooling over the customer* (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Customer: Hello, I think I have just gotten a call that I was to be the ML of this book, you're writing? I think you've got the wrong number, and I am asking for compensation.
Author-sama: *stares at his face, admiring his beauty*
Customer/ML: *smirks back in confusion*
Author-sama : *Keeps smiling, admiring his beauty*
ML: *Currently pissed, annoyed* Ahem!
Author-sama: Oh, I am very sorry, I got carried away!
ML: *Looks uninterested...*
Author-sama: W-what d-do you need compensation for again?
ML: The kiss.
Author-sama: Hm? *stares at ML in confusion*
ML: *Clearly annoyed* The Kiss.
Author-sama: Oh, oh...
ML: I would like to speak to the author. *╰（‵□���）╯Internally raging*
Author-sama: Why? *Swooning over the man almost drooling*
ML: (Inner thinking: （╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴ ) *Annoyed* Ahem!
Author-sama: Okay... but are you the slayer the North? The ML? The devilish masked man-
ML: I am sorry, *smirks at the Author-sama* I don't give away personal information.
Author-sama: *Her perverted heart took a stab, by 99 points of damage*
ML: Please make it quick.
Author-sama: *now drooling* (Inner thinking: Wow, my writing must be so good that the characters here just look so Fiiyaaah!) (´▽｀)..ｏ♡
ML: (Inner thinking: The hell's up with old grannies nowadays?? Can't they go quicker??? I have my meeting soon with the Emperor of the Hell and the Queen of Wonderland!)
Author-sama: Oh... I... um...
*CRASH*
*Mirabelle comes kicking the door open*
Mirabelle: You damn blockhead! Just because you're the goddamn author doesn't mean that~!
Author-sama: The hell Mirabelle! We have a guest!
*Mirabelle stares at the ML*
*ML gives Mirabelle a Fake smile: That tells her to go rot*
*Mirabelle: （＞д＜）*
Mirabelle: You! Mutant! *Points at ML*
ML: Take responsibility.
Mirabelle: ╰（‵□′）╯The F*CK B*TCH!?!