Any Hole's a Goal

I walked out of the train station and went down the street, and surprisingly, there wasn't any traffic. Just a bunch of abandoned smashed up cars and some dead bodies. Most of which had monsters hunched over them, eating whatever was left.

At least the monsters stayed around to give me experience. I tried fire stream, shooting two ropes of fire down the street. I continued the streams and moved them around, covering everything in the street, and setting everything on fire.

Some enemies died from the burning, but others continued running after me through the flames. When they were bunched up I switched to fireball. I threw my balls everywhere, the impact from the explosions seeming to deal more damage to the tougher enemies.

That, along with the burning damage from their bodies being covered in fire, were enough to take them down. As the last monsters fell, I saw a book fly out and shine. When I finished I ran over and took a look.

It said Pocket Dimension. I absorbed it and looked at the skill. The description said it allowed you to suck up nonliving matter into your big gaping hole, and store it for later. Preserves material.

Inventory capacity and suction speed increased with levels. Receives double holes and double capacity from double dick system.

Wow, that really is convenient to have, and so early, literally the first day. Imagine if I just had to leave everything laying around? What if there's crafting later on? It'd be a waste.

I suck up every monster on the street with my two big gaping holes. I make my way down the street, back to the train station, even going back into the train to get everything. I also suck up some human bodies and parts while I do it, but it's probably fine.

If they're not useful for anything, I'll just throw them out later. As I do this my skill goes up a few levels, and so does the capacity. I've got plenty of room inside my holes, so no reason to worry about that now. I can fit a lot in there.

After I sucked everything from the train station to the street, I go back where I came. I look at the buildings more carefully and see a convenience store. I walk through the open wall and have a few snacks.

Then I consider how often I'll get food, and suck up everything edible. Then I take the toilet paper too, it just seems good to have. I take pretty much everything. It's an apocalypse scenario so it's not stealing right?

It still didn't take up as much room as all the monsters I stuffed into my holes, so it's fine. Maybe I can even trade things I don't want for other stuff later. I don't take the money out of the register though, I'm not an animal. Plus it's probably worthless now.