Maulana Sahib And Akbar Dad

Maulana Sahib was engaged in decorating the mosque on the night of Shab Miraj:

Akbar Dad Sahib who is very interested in science,while entering the mosque:

Akbar Dad:"Assalam Alaikum!."

Maulana Sahib:"Walalaikum Salaam! Dad Sahib,how are you and what is the condition of your owls, what do they say today."

Akbar Dad:"Look sir, those you call owls are the greatest scientists in the world today."

Maulana Sahib:"Oh! Sir! Sorry for the insolence!."

Akbar Dad:"What is your problem?."

Maulana Sahib:"The problem is, sir,that lantern is too far away.They are lying,just pick them up."

Akbar Dad:(lifting the lantern):"You mean this lantern,which was invented by the British."

Maulana Sahib:(smiling):"No,I am not asking for what I bought from Shafiq Bhai's shop."

Akbar Dad:"I mean…"

Maulana Sahib:(interrupting him):"I understand your meaning very well.This is what you want to say,not that if we speak against the British,why do we need to use British goods?."

Akbar Dad:"Absolutely!."

Maulana Sahib:"Its an easy gamble.I give it to you,and that is that you tell these owls to leave the land of our Allah and our Messenger (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him).If they return it to us,we will also return the items they made."

Akbar Dad:"Whoah whoah! Sir, someone has rightly said that you should not mess with clerics."

Maulana Sahib:(smiling):"You have said correctly and by the way remember that this science is actually a product of Islam,science came out of Islam.But then these owls added their own things to it,and adulterated milk is not good either."

Akbar Dad:"But sir,tea is also made by mixing it with milk."

Maulana Sahib:"Then they give you tea, sir!."

Akbar Dad:(smiling):"Subhan Allah Sir! Just SubhanAllah."

Maulana Sahib:(starts laughing)

Second Meeting:Maulvi Sahib after Jummah prayer:

Akbar Dad Sahib:(coming to him)

Akbar Dad:"Assalam Alaikum!."

Maulana Sahib:"Walalaikum Salam! Sahib."

Akbar Dad:"You made the whole statement today on the subject and said that there should be a war,Muslims should fight."

Maulana Sahib:"It means you have come again to mess with me."

Akbar Dad:"Sir,think for yourself,how can it be a good decision to go to war? Don't think for yourself that if war happens, how many people will be killed, how many houses will be destroyed,how much destruction will there be."

Maulana Sahib:"Does this also happen in war,sir,hey! You are increasing my knowledge."

Akbar Dad:"Hey sir,hey sir,if there is a war,who among us will be left today? Everyone has an atomic bomb."

Maulana Sahib:(smiling):"No one! That's why I'm going to the village.At least I'll save lives from you people and maybe even escape the bomb."

Akbar Dad:"Look,I know that Palestine is occupied by non-Muslims today and many Muslims are in a bad situation today,but still fighting."

Maulana Sahib:"Rightly said,sir,in today's era,we should shake hands with the enemies of our country and our religion,we should hug them and we should explain to them with love that our religion is our country's honor.Don't attack."

Akbar Dad:"Um…"

Maulana Sahib:(angrily):"You don't feel ashamed,that's why I am going to the village to avoid these questions.For a few days,I will lose my life."

Akbar Dad:"Ummmmm….."

Maulana Sahib:"Allah Hafiz sir,peace for a few days.That's it."

Akbar Dad:"Good.That's it.Allah Hafiz,ok you go.We will also find someone else…"

(After saying this, they also leave)