Plants VS Zombies: What's going on?

Neta Peleg, Fanfic writer, office worker, and video game player extraodinair. Tragically passes away. For like a year or two, at least. What happens next? BOOM! Zombie Apocalypse! "What the hell is going on?" Now as a Zombie, Neta, seeing as everybody else is dead and brainless, joins forces with the smartest Zombie unAlive~ Dr. Zomboss. Now if only that crazy human could stop creating zombie-killing plants, that would make this second stint on Earth a lot easier. ------------------------- Warning! This is a Crack-fic and should not be taken seriously. A Second title for this story could simply be "Plants VS Zombies: The Author's Barely Desguised Fetish!" None of this should be taken seriosly, this a PvZ FF, It's incredibly dumb. If you take this seriously, the joke is on you!