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Pervert's Diary

Dropped. The novel didn't gain traction because I abandoned it for a long time.

Perverted_Fella · Fantasy
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47 Chs

Galhalon

"Fresh milk for sale! Get your fresh milk!"

"Get your fresh Minotaur milk!"

"We've got shiny bronze swords for sale! They're cheap, strong enough to parry beast attacks!"

"..."

"Come and try our freshly baked dough! These small but mighty doughs will satisfy your hunger for seven days or more. They're magically infused and only cost a silver coin each."

"...."

".…"

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"Hey, uncle, come check out our goods, nyaaaa~"

*Gulp*

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"Boost your confidence with our incredible magic-imbued potions! They can increase your size, and they're only 2 silver coins per vial."

"I can't take it anymore! You bloody liar!" Marilyn bellows as she grabs the shirt of a skinny Satyr standing in front of a small market stall.

"Ehuek~! Don't hurt me, madam, I didn't do anything. Were you dazzled by my beauty?" The Satyr says with a perverted grin, licking his lips.