Chapter 69

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Great power comes with… psfffff hahahaha, ok but in all seriousness great power comes with… hahahahaha.... I can't even….. Anyway, after my very weird job interview with the Roman pantheon where I acquired my godly realm, I immediately turned to Camp Jupiter, pranking every single one of the kids inside the camp. It was refreshing, seeing their faces wondering what the fuck was going on as every single one of them felt compelled to sing like it was a musical.

In my defense Jupiter only said not to prank him…. something I will circumvent later…. But for now I had followed his rules…. for now.

"Can… you take your curse off them?" Vesta inquired, repressing a giggle…. I knew she wanted to join the dark side, unlike Kronos I had cookies! Delicious chocolate chips with extra chips cookies.

"Oh, come on… is not that bad," I chuckled.

Vesta narrowed her eyes at me, and subsequently pointed to the camp, "Is it?"

~We're all in this together

Under a curse... that we are

We're all singing demigods!... and he sees that

We're all in this together

And it shows... when we stand singing like idiots...

Hand-in-hand... he made our nightmares come true!

Oh

Everybody now….~ Everyone at the camp.

I hummed, "I see your point, they have been singing for half an hour, I suppose that's enough Mischief for a day," I think I even saw some kids crying, and even their crying was harmonic and melodic… maybe I had taken my prank a bit too far…. probably, don't really care.

"Will you remove the curse?" Vesta inquired once again, and I nodded… the light side had won for now, but soon I would come to corrupt Vesta with brownies and cookies, and of course, evil… I mean pranks…. muahahahahaahahah

"Is… that something I should worry about?" Vesta snorted, ha! I made her snort, "Your cartoony evil laugh,"

"No," I shook my head off, realizing I had been laughing like a mad man, with a flash I had… pulled out of somewhere illuminating my face, "Alright, time to unprank some kids," at that I snapped my fingers erasing the highschool musical budget curse of them.

"Thanks," Vesta smiled.

"Well… it was getting old, for some reason they kept singing we are all in this together over and over again, these kids need a creativity boost," I winked at her.

"I think most of them will fear you after this…. Be ready to not get any offerings," Vesta smirked.

"Oh, no…. I won't get the apple juice they don't want at lunch… the pain… overwhelms me," I rolled my eyes at that.

"Sometimes they offer me pizza…. so that's nice," Vesta chuckled, showing my corruption was slowly sinking in.

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After talking for a bit with Vesta, I decided to go back to Valhalla to share my progress with Hestia and the rest.

Hestia as expected was shocked to see I was now a Roman god, but was happy I was okay, as for Gunilla…. I think it's pretty obvious, I flexed my title around her every time the situation called for it… alright... I flexed the title even when it didn't make any sense in the conversation…. alright, I simply recorded myself saying Adam is a sexy god over and over again and cursed Gunilla to hear it… fineeeee I cursed all the Valkyries to hear it.

As for Odin and Thor…. well, that's where things got messy, and not necessarily in a bad way, you see… Odin had foresaw my ascension… will talk about not telling me shit with him later… Anyhow Odin had used his very unfair power to see the future to see I would come back a fully fledged super sexy god from my trip, and subsequently told Thor who had claimed over and over again I was his best buddy, so…. Like a good bro he is... He went out to celebrate, but… in the process someone stole his hammer, yep… Mjolnir.

"Thor… Adam, you two must go and retrieve Mjolnir," Odin informed us with a wicked smile. "You must both dress as woman, infiltrating the giant kingdom,"

"Say what now?" I asked with a very very fake smile.

"Not again," Thor groaned.

"The giants are once again demanding Freya," Odin sighed, "They want to exchange the hammer for her… so you two will trick them,"

—I'm sorry, Adam here… I kinda missed the part where Thor losing his hammer was my problem,—- that's what I wanted to say… But instead, "Sure fuck it, let's go,"

"No it! On the bride role!" Thor declared.

"Thor… I will delete your Netflix account if you try to push me to wear a wedding dress…" I threatened.

"Fine… I still have the old dress anyways… and it still fits," Thor pouted.

"...How… how do you know that?" I asked… and never got an answer, it was probably for the best.

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It took us eight hours to get ready, apparently the giants in Asgard had this neat ability to see behind Magic, meaning transforming into a woman would be useless… so here I was, dressing like a tomboy… what if I have to be a lady, I will be a lesbian.

"Thor, next time… leave your hammer in you room please," I sighed, wondering why was I doing this… oh yeah, I owned Asgard more than I could possibly imagined, having Hestia here was more than enough to push me into this… maybe this was karma for pranking some many innocent kids.

"I am sorry my friend," Thor muttered, and I died… right there, the end of Adam, what can I say… seeing him fully dressed as a bride, Thor the big six foot and a half tall bride with a beard, and makeup… was too much for me.

"Hahahahahaha," Maybe I would not suffer this as much as I thought I would….

"It's not funny," Thor cried, and that only made me laugh ever harder, how could Giants fall for this, this was the worst TRAP ever! Hahahahaha