62 Chapter 58

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After going out with Thor… and ending in a hotel with a bunch of naked sorority girls, I came to… hehe came, anyways, I came to the conclusion Thor was right, I needed to get laid before today I was lacking focus… my work had become mundane, but now I had inspiration! Ideas! Passion!

For those that had yet to understand what I am saying, my pranking powers had been completely replenished, so I started to plan my master plan to bother one of my preferred pranking targets, Percy. First I found the school he was currently going to, two... I made a totally legit resume… and applied to his school, where I immediately got hired…. Again through totally legit means, it wasn't like I used my magic to force the Principal to hire me without following the due process, me doing that? Please…. Alright, I did that…

After I created my persona, this was the hardest step… it had to be perfect, flawless in every way, so I did what any person in my situation would've done, I smashed my head on the keyboard, creating something entirely random, Frncsc Hjkhkjh, and so my name was created, why did I pick a random name…. Well, you'll see.

"Welcome, Mr..." The principal stopped, not knowing what to call me.

"Mr F will do for now," I said, repressing a giggle.

"Good… Mr F, we are glad to have you here… your resume and credentials are… impressive," The principal smiled.

"Indeed," I nodded, "Now, please point me to the classroom where I have to be, it seems I am rather late as it is,"

"Of course," The principal nodded, giving me the directions I "needed", I mean I could've used magic to know where Percy was, but I was in character, for now…

"Thanks for your assistance," I smiled.

"Please go by my office later, we still have to discuss about your salary and where to deposit your checks!" The principal called out, please as if I was here for a public school teacher salary.

"Donate that to charity or something," I shot back and entered….. Hahaha, ahahhaha, MUAHAHAHA, my classroom….

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As soon as I entered I noticed something, Percy was not the only magical creature in the classroom, there was another… magical creature within my parking territory, a Cyclops, it was quite easy to recognize what type of creature he was, I had, after all, ate hundreds of them in Tartarus.

"Hello students, my name is Frncsc Hjkhkjh, but you can call me Mr Frncsc Hjkhkjh," I decided to ignore the cyclops for the moment, if he was here and he wasn't eating Percy, them he was either biding his time, or it was Tyson, "I will be your history teacher for the duration of the school year, do you have any questions?"

A girl rose her hand, and I nodded, "Ehm…. how do you pronounce your name?"

"Ms…..?"

"Ms Valentine sr," The girl replied.

"Very well, Ms Valentine, my name is pronounced as you heard it… the first time, so… try to recall that memory," I was doing my best Snape impression.

"Now, we will start the class with something I like to call the Da da war chronicles of Germany," I smiled, as I saw the panicked face of Percy… he had heard the da da his primal fear creeping out had shown that little did he know… he would be the only one to hear them.

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After eight hours including detention of messing with Percy, I went back to Valhalla to continue my training, and I had to admit… not messing with Annabeth, made this whole ordeal less the ideal, messing with Percy felt at times empty of emotion, meh, I suppose if I get bored of giving him assignments about Batman and stuff, I can always just bother Gunilla.

"I saw your hotel room…. Nice," Thor smiled, "I haven't seen that many blondes in a room since the eighties," he laughed.

"I already fucked, so tone it down," I sighed, "Now is just weird…"

"Fine…" Thor rolled his eyes, "Maybe this will make your day…" he smiled, and I panicked… I knew that smile….

"NO!" I was too late, the moment I tried to run… the God of Thunder farted… or rather released his greatest thunder, "Oh god…. It smells awful…."

Thor took a deep breath through his nose and shrugged, "Not my best work, I have pushed worse out of my rear, this one is weak… maybe I need more spicy food,"

This was a weak fart?! IMPOSSIBLE! It felt like someone entered my nose and set everything on fire with a tiny flamethrower, "Raelc ria!"

"Oh my mighty fart is gone," Thor blinked, "Good, let me cook a fart worthy of the strongest Norse God!" he laughed, teleporting to god knows where.

"Alright, it seems it's time to enchant my nose to only smell lavender," Dark times were coming, and Thor was going to fart them out.

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[Luke Castellan POV]

Adam… had escaped…. Kronos had felt it, and according to my lord… Adam was now stronger than ever before, with a power no demigod could match, and even then… for some reason, Kronos had said he wasn't a threat anymore, that Adam would not interfere with his revival, that the one we had to kill was Percy as soon as he went back to the camp, that without Percy his resurrection was secured.

"I don't understand my lord…. Why is Adam not a threat anymore?" I asked, I had to know, his power now was on the lines of a god, why was he less of a threat now, that no demigod could match him.

"You have a lot to learn brat," Kronos laughed, "I did what I did to create a rift between him and Olympus, yes I wanted to kill him… but the brat managed to escape Hyperion and survived the pit, he even made a name for his himself down here… the devourer, and while my original plan was to get rid of him… this result is not bad, he hates almost every Olympian… except for a few lucky ones, and if we play our cards right… we might even have a way to force him to obey…"

"How?" I inquired.

"Well… kidnapping Hestia is a start… with her in my clutches, the new upcoming soon to become God will become my loyal attack dog," Kronos cackled.