1-penguin shit

Gotham City

on a busy street in a middle-class neighborhood was located the largest bird shop in the area, Cobblepot Birds

The store was relatively large and sold dozens of birds of different species, as well as food and other things related to birds.

But what really drew attention was not that, but a small sector in the store where 5 small penguins were, nobody knows how it was really possible by law for the store to have these wild animals, but the money spent on air conditioning was easily earned with the visitor income

"Look mommy, the cute penguin is taking a shit!" a child pointed to the glass and laughed

"Stop looking, you'll make the penguin shy" the mother scolds

While the visitors were enjoying themselves, a little way off, an ugly young man looked strangely at

he was very short at less than 1.60 tall, clearly obese and had a long thin nose, Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot was the current owner of the store

'what crap, transmigrating to a villain is already a bad thing, but for someone so ugly it's evil' Oswald thought

Oswald of the same name as the villain, recently transmigrated, was a traditional lazy bum, at the age of 24 he was unemployed and supported by his girlfriend who sold nude photos on the internet and earned more than 20 thousand reais a month

Despite being a bum and unemployed he had a big advantage, extremely handsome and spent a lot of time in the gym, so his slut girlfriend loved him and supported him

His happy life ended when he and his girlfriend decided to take a trip to the zoo, ironically Oswald ended up falling into the chimpanzee cage and was brutally murdered.

be killed by a chimpanzee and be reborn as the villainous Penguin? it doesn't make any sense, but Oswald already knew that, after all he preferred Marvel but came to DC

'Well, at least I transmigrated before becoming a villain, I don't want to be beaten by Batman and I can't use my appearance to live well anymore, so all that's left is ..... to work honestly' oswald was sad

Putting a forced smile on his face, Oswald went to manage his employees

Oswald inherited his mother's store and has no siblings, so he rules everything in the store, but unfortunately he still doesn't seem to be respected

The young female employees at the store looked on in disgust and avoided talking to this boss.

He who was used to being praised by women now received looks of disgust, which made Oswald angry

'Damn, these stupid bitches don't know how to flatter the boss? ' Oswald

"Look Mom, that guy looks like a Penguin!" the child pointed at Oswald

"Stop it son, it's wrong to speak the truth in front of people" the mother scolds

Oswald, even more irritated, decided to go see his penguins before he hits someone.

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Oswald watched his 5 cute penguins and was finally happy

However when he observed the penguns environment he noticed 3 colored bubbles floating on top of the penguins shit

two white bubbles and one green

'what the fuck' Oswald

Unable to deal with his curiosity, Oswald entered the room and went to look, ignoring the gazes of visitors outside the glass he approached the Penguin feces

Your fat finger pops a white blister

*White blob of feces burst, you gain the ability to cast the spell "Rictusempra" twice a day*

"what the fuck is this literally my system? Penguin shit bubble" Oswald was disgusted

he popped another

*White blob of feces burst, you get +1 centimeter penis*

"This one I liked hehehe", his finger went towards the green bubble

*green blob of feces, you get $1 million in your account*

am I a millionaire? so easy