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Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Funeral System because of it. Regardless of whether a person wanted to leave behind a legendary tale in the world, or they wanted to create a mysterious and extraordinary history so that others would suspect that they were bigwigs, they could do so through Su Chen’s funeral company. [With only 99 Yuan, I will appear personally at your funeral with a black tuxedo. With a black umbrella in my hand, I will silently observe the entire funeral.] [With 10,000 Yuan, there will be 100 men in black at your funeral. A Maybach will drive through your funeral and an old man, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, will bow and put flowers on your tombstone. He will then leave with a stern expression.] [With 100,000 Yuan, 3000 men in black will appear at your funeral with black umbrellas. It will be a gray and drizzly day. A military helicopter will circle the sky. Three old men dressed in black Chinese tunic suits, and two teary women, will pay their respects at your tombstone.] … [With 10 billion Yuan, your funeral will be broadcast to the public via Livestream. The heavens and the earth will shake while your coffin is carried to its final destination by nine dragons. The entire world will dim! All the world leaders will kneel and bow before your grave. Bizarre phenomena will appear in the sky while dark clouds will loom over the vast space. All the stars in the sky shall decorate your tombstone while the sun and the moon bid farewell to you.] [The company can fulfill all kinds of requests as long as you pay us enough.] [Place an order now and you will have a mysterious past immediately.]

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Su Funeral Company.

At this time, Su Chen had already returned to the company, and the system's voice beside his ear began to remind him.

[Ding! Host has successfully completed the first funeral mission!] 

[Mission completion level, Perfect! Obtained 100 times multiplier in earnings!]

[Obtained first perfect rating, obtained a chance to draw a lottery!]

[The rewards will now be distributed. Please check it carefully!]

"The reward is 100 times the reward. You have earned 10,000 yuan this time! It has been deposited into the host's bank!"

Su Chen was a little surprised. He had not expected the reward to be so high after completing the mission!

It seemed that one would be able to earn 100 times the reward after attaining a perfect rating. He had received 10,000 yuan, which was a 100 times increase!

His phone vibrated and the money had already been transferred into his bank card.

Since it was the system's doing, there was no need to worry about the source. It was all legal.

Looking at the notification from the text message, Su Chen smiled in satisfaction.

It was not easy for the originally shabby bank card to bear witness to such a number in one day!

The most important thing was to pay the rent of this shop first!

He still owed the rent from last month. If he did not pay it now, the landlady would throw him out.

He directly transferred the overdue rent from last month, together with this month's rent, to the landlady. It was a total of 5,000 yuan.

As soon as he sent it, the landlady immediately sent an exclamation mark and a question mark, expressing her shock.

Landlady: Yo!? Boss Su, did you hit it?

Su Chen: Hehe, big sister, I'll pay you back the rent together. In the future, I, Su Chen, will never delay your rent again! (man bowing submissively. JPG)

Landlady: Brat, looks like you've really made some money. Aren't you going to treat me to a meal? (knife. JPG)

Su Chen: It was a small transaction, next time for sure!

Landlady:/angry/angry/angry. Okay, then I'll treat you to tofu tonight

Su Chen: I'm allergic to tofu.

Landlady:/Get lost

...

After chatting with the landlady for a while, Su Chen grew a lot happier.

This landlady had come from a wealthy family. She was older than he was, but took good care of herself. She had a very good figure and good looks. She was sexy and charming. But for some reason, she never got married. She owned several houses by herself. She could be considered a relatively wealthy woman.

This shop was only one of her many properties.

She treated him rather well. She had hinted many times that if not for Su Chen's strong resolve, the rent would have been waived.

He did not want to get into that sort of relationship. He still had to work hard!

Now that he had the system, things would be much smoother from now on.

While lying on the sofa, Su Chen casually flipped through his phone.

At that moment, the system's voice rang out again:

[There is still one more chance for the lucky draw. Please draw within 24 hours! Otherwise, the lucky draw will be canceled!]

"Lucky Draw! Can I draw now?"

Su Chen quickly started the lucky draw!

At that moment, with a thought, an illusory turntable appeared in front of him. On it were all sorts of rewards, including real-life assets, status, and power rewards, however, most of them were rewards related to funeral services.

[Perfect Roulette]

[After reaching the perfect rating, one would be given a chance to spin the perfect turntable. The rewards obtained would be transformed into the host's body or in reality.]

[Current Lucky Draw Chance: 1 Time!]

...

Su Chen looked at the turntable carefully for a moment. On it, there was a shocking amount of assets, houses, cars, and even shares!

Of course, there was also a chance to draw rewards related to funeral services.

There were musical instruments, coffins, burning paper, and so on from the classical funeral services. There were also funeral services from the mysterious world.

There were all kinds of rewards. No matter what they were, they were all what Su Chen lacked!

He immediately used the lucky draw opportunity to spin the wheel!

"Ding! Start the lucky draw!"

It began to spin. There was a pointer on it that followed the roulette's constant rotation, moving above the reward!

A moment later...

It slowed down. Under Su Chen's nervous gaze, the pointer on the roulette slowly moved away from a seaside villa and landed on vastly different words!

"Ding! Congratulations on drawing the reward: Suona funeral!"

"Ding! Imparting the knowledge of suona, etiquette and music! Host, please concentrate!"

Su Chen felt his head swell up. He quickly closed his eyes and tried his best to feel the source of that influx. It was as if something was crazily drilling into his mind.

...

On Chu Guozhong's children's side.

In the house.

After sending away the charity staff, the three of them sat on the sofa without saying a word.

Now that the money had all been taken away by the charity, they had no reason to continue arguing.

"Three million, that's a whole three million!"

"Dad just gave it all away without saying a word!?"

Chu Anfu kept complaining, still finding it hard to believe!

On the other side, Chu Anlu put a cigarette in his mouth and said coldly,

"Ha, dad is a good man. He took three million to save others, but he didn't come to save me. And I'm his biological son!

"I really don't know what he's thinking!"

As he said that, Chu Anlu took a deep puff of the cigarette. His eyes were full of disappointment.

"What's the use of talking now? Dad has already left. We can't go to a charity to ask for the money, right?"

Chu Anxin let out a long sigh. She knew that this money had nothing to do with them anymore.

At that moment, Chu Anfu, who had turned on his phone casually, happened to see a piece of news.

[The great figure of an ordinary county: Master Chu of Qingyang County donated all 3,000,000 of his assets before death!]

The news had only been published for a few minutes, but it had quickly broken through the million likes count!

They were steadily advancing towards the ten million mark!

However, the photo of the three siblings was discussed repeatedly in the news:

"Why are they so beaten up? They don't even look proud of their old man?"

"Did he do it behind their backs? I don't think these three are good people. Could it be that they're gnawing on their elders and are angry because they didn't get the money?"

"It's obvious at a glance. It seems like they are all just thinking about the money!"

"I'm a relative of Master Chu. His three children have been quarreling about the funds since forever. Master Chu might have been angered to death by them!"

When he saw the last comment, Chu Anfu seemed to have been hit in a sore spot.

He kicked the table and said angrily,

"Which f*cking relative are you? I'll kill you!"

Chu Anlu and Chu Anxin only noticed the news when they saw his intense reaction. They immediately turned on their phones to look at it.

When they saw the discussion online and thought about how the three of them had fought so fiercely only to earn absolutely nothing.

For a moment, the two of them could not help but have mixed feelings...

Suona

Musical instrument

The suona, also called laba or haidi, is a Chinese double-reed horn. The suona's basic design originated in ancient Iran, then called "Surna." The suona appeared in China around the 3rd Century.

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