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Overwatch High

Scott Snow attends Overwatch High where the cast of Overwatch teaches classes for no real legitimate reason other than providing fetish fuel for sexual fantasies. Watch as he goes through a bevy of classes taught by the lovely (and usually horny) ladies of Overwatch, and catches them sometimes with their pants down. The Original version. Straight from Hentai Foundry and Questionable Questing

SnowWolf35 · Video Games
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Jeremy in Azeroth High Arc: Part 3

I don't own blizzard things

One week and a day into the exchange

Wilfred Fizzlebang was one of the many teachers at Azeroth High and today he was instructing a magic class. I was participating in a strictly observant position… I had to double-check after the War Games incident.

"Now then!" he chirruped happily, standing on his desk with his hands behind his back. He was a gnome, so one of the only people I've met so far who was smaller than me. "Today I will be instructing you on how to summon your minions!" he said cheerfully, completely dissonant from the fact that on the blackboard behind him the word 'minion' was followed by and = sign, and then DEMONS. "And. As we have our guests from Overwatch High participating…"

The collection of Azeroth High students turned to look at me as I fidgeted under their gazes. I was the ONLY one participating.

"I believe it would be in our best interests." He clapped his hands happily. "To show off a bit!"

…There was a pretty Draenei girl, sitting next to me with dark purple skin and lightly glowing green eyes behind thin reading glasses. She brushed her dark hair out of her face, brushing her curving horns as she got up. Just as Mr. Fizzlebang continued. "So I have asked my best student Sybil to participate." Many of the boys in class began to fidget, sitting up straighter as her hoofed feet clopped to the front of the class…

Even under the elaborate black warlock robe she wore, I could tell she had a very… noticeable figure.

"Sybil. If you please." Mr. Fizzlebang purred, gesturing with his hands to her.

"…Must I sir?"

"My dear you are the only one capable of summoning a third-rank minion." He whispered, "…Please do not embarrass us."

She sighed again and tossed the long braid down her back with a shimmy of her head. "I'm not the one to worry about…" she replied, as an orb of light flashed in her hand.

"HeeelllOOOOOO boys!!" purred a form that flashed into being above her, landing her cloven feet on the floor with soft clops. Her bat wings stretching out to block Sybil and Mr. Fizzlebang from view.

Her skin was red, and she had two prominent curved horns jutting up from her forehead, long raven black hair and the body of a supermodel, curvy waist, impressive bust, a beautiful face…

And she was essentially wearing a schoolgirl uniform straight out of a dirty anime. A skirt so short it barely hid her silky, high-riding underwear, a half-shirt tied at her generous bust and showing off her waspy waist and flat stomach. "Oooooh…" she writhed erotically before the eager male students as her green eyes, (literally on FIRE it looked like.) glanced around. "MMMMN!" she stretched distractingly as Mr. Fizzlebang coughed.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is the level three minion: The succubus."

"They KNOW. and they can't WAIT…" she purred, her eyes flicking over the boys playfully, "Hello, hello, hey there…" then she locked onto me. Uh oh. "MMMN! Hel-LOOOO…" she suddenly glided towards me. "You are NEW…" she leaned forward onto the desk, her head on her hands as she rested her elbows on the table as her barbed tail swished behind her like a coiling snake. "I like new boys…"

CRACK!!!

"OOoh!! Mistress…" she whined, glancing over her shoulder as she jumped. Sybil, holding a thick wooden ruler had cracked it across the Succubus's prostrated rear. "Not now… everyone is watching." She wiggled her rear invitingly at her, her panties just visible under her far too-short skirt.

"…Son of a bitch…" sighed Sybil, her fingers slipping under her glasses to rub her eyes.

"Succubi are VERY powerful and versatile minions, most prefer them over the higher tiers." Mr. Fizzlebang continued casually, ignoring what was obviously happening.

"Mostly because of the view." The Succubus purred, focusing on me as her tail flicked behind her as Sybil grumbled under her breath.

"That certainly is a benefit." Fizzlebang said completely serious, "Many have been distracted by the succubi's beauty and charm.

"Oooh, Fizzlebang you are a charmer yourself." She cooed but Sybil cracked the wooden ruler across her butt again "OOoh." but Fizzlebang seemed unconcerned.

"Now, we shall talk about how you handle your succubus for when you all inevitably get one…" he gestured to Sybil's seat. "Thank you, Sybil, please take your seat…"

Sybil and her succubus clip-clopped on their hooves back to Sybil's seat where her succubus spent the remainder to the glass trying to distract everyone else… bouncing and dancing subtly next to Sybil, and occasionally something would smack her butt, whether it was her own hand of Sybil's ruler could be told with her announcing it with an 'OOooh…" That was the ruler.

However with about ten minutes left in class Sybil had had enough, slamming her hands on her desk. "Mr. Fizzlebang may I PLEASE be excused to take care of… THIS…" she spat at the good-humored-looking succubus.

"Yes, Sybil I think that would be appropriate, I will have someone bring you your homework."

"Thank you." Sybil grabbed the humored succubus by the horn and dragged her behind me as she went to the rear door of the class, slamming the door behind her.

10 minutes later I gathered my things as Mr. Fizzlebang approached me. "Mr. Wildhammer I do hope you will join our warlock classes on a more regular basis." He said kindly.

"Well I can't say it wasn't interesting sir, I don't think I can use magic though." Fizzlebang scoffed.

"With enough practice young man anything is achievable! Just think. In the old ages, Draenei would never be warlocks, and now one of my best students is a Draenei.' Something seemed to click in his gnomish mind. "Actually Jeremy would you mind taking Sybil her homework? I need to prepare for the next class."

"Uh… sure. Do you know where she is?" I asked as he handed me a collection of worksheets.

"Hmm… try the empty classrooms." He said thoughtfully. "She usually takes her succubus as far away from students as possible. And she should have dismissed her by now. Just down the hall and keep walking until they're empty.

"…Okay."

"Think of it as a quest young Wildhammer!" he replied kindly before heading back to his desk.

So I did as instructed, following the halls until they were nearly empty… after giving a brief 'Hey Tay'Jin' to Tay'JIn and more directions I kept looking I was just about to give up and ask a teacher what Sybil's next class was when.

CRACK!!! The sound echoed up the hall followed by.

"MISTRESS!"

I blinked and kept walking until the sound echoed out again.

CRACK!

"OOOH! HARDER!"

I opened the classroom door… ooh boy.

The succubus was bent over a collection of dusty table. Annnnnd she was naked. Her big butt was sticking out behind her as Sybil, no longer in her warlock robe she was dressed in a short skirt and a tight T-shirt… she was about as big as her succubus. "Harder? You fucking slut." She spat angrily before raising the ruler in her hand and swinging it HARD across the succubus's big red rear.

"OOoh MISTRESS… Yes…" the succubus cooed eagerly "I love you!"

"You don't understand love." CRACK!!

"YES!! I do…" she purred, wiggling her red ass to Sybil. There were a LOT or ruler marks on her. "I just need… more.

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!!

"Stop! Oh my god stop!" I said surprised as the ruler swung back and forth HARD on her rear.

"What?! Oh no…" mumbled Sybil as she spotted me. "Not a BOY.

"Hi…" purred the succubus. "…Are you here to help?"

"What?"

Sybil smacked the succubus' rear absently and approached me. "Jeremy? Right?" she asked calmly like I didn't just catch her abusing a succubus… a succubus that was wiggling her rear and tail at me. "I PROMISE you. It's not as bad as it looks."

"But you were hitting her!" I said as the succubus cooed happily.

"Oooh he's so sweet! Let me play with him." CRACK! "OOoh…"

"Jeremy. She is a HUGE masochist." Sybil replied, "She LIKES it."

"Oh… uh." The succubus' tail swished over her rear. "Well, now I just feel weird."

"Oh honey!" purred the succubus, pushing herself up. "That's called an erection…"

"Shut up Malisis." Sybil mumbled, swinging the ruler on her ass again.

"Ahhh…" Malisis sighed, shaking in pleasure as the wooden ruler printed a red streak on her ass. There were many. "MMMN…" she wiggled her hips, her naked butt swishing back and forth. "Want to try Jeremy? It's FUN…" she encouraged.

"Uh… no… I'm good."

"Oooh… come on… a healthy human boy like you?" she sniffed. "I can SMELL your hormones a mile-" CRACK. "OOoh… that one BURNS." She grinned, her arousal dripping down her legs. "Fuuck." She purred, shaking in a climax.

"Fucking. Slut." Declared Sybil in annoyance. She eyed me irately behind her glasses, then held out the ruler to me. "…Go on."

"Say what now?"

"Go on. Spank her. Hard as you can."

"What?! No! What if I hurt her!?"

"Jeremy, she's taken a tauren TOTEM on the backside. Trust me. You'll be fine."

"And I really want a nice, strong, BOY to spank me." Malisis wiggled her rear. "Sybil's always fun-" Sybil grunted in annoyance. "But a nice strong man is nice once in a while…" she bent over onto the desks again. "Come ON Jeremy…"

"…It's getting REALLY weird around here." I mumbled.

"Spank me and I'll be really nice to you…" cooed Malisis.

"Fucking. Slut." Sybil noted angrily. Before looking at me. "Well go on, I know you want to."

"I'm… not really into this." I replied.

"I can't unsummon her until she's satisfied." Sybil pouted in annoyance. "Back in the day combat was acceptable… but now?"

"I REALLY love sex…" purred Malisis. "Hurry UP Jeremy."

"W-well… if you insist…"

"I really insist!" smack. She pouted and looked at me. "Jeremy. Sweetie. Put you WRIST into it…" she encouraged.

"I've just never really-"

"Go on. I PROMISE it doesn't hurt as much as you think it does."

"Oh for the love of-" Sybil mumbled.

"Just a nice firm CRACK across my ass…" Malisis bounced her rear.

"Okay." I said hesitantly, raising the ruler.

CRACK!"

"Dark GODS! That felt soooo good!" she praised

"Oh shove it up your ass." Hissed Sybil.

"MMMn jealous?"

"I am NOT a masochist!"

"No. but you like human boys…"

"…I'm going to go to the paladin classes I SWEAR."

"Jeremyyyy Sybil thinks you're cute…" cooed Malisis sweetly. "Now SWAT my ass would you?"

Crack!

"MMMN! Better…" she purred. Before Sybil yanked the ruler from my hand and rained blows down on Malisis' behind.

Crack! "Oh!" Crack! "MMMN!!" Crack! "Oh MISTRESS!" Crack! "MMMNgh!!" she fell, her legs turning to jello as she shivered on the floor. "MMn-hmmn-MMMN!!" she clawed the desks with fingers nails. "Oh Mistress… you're just the BEST…" she purred.

"Fucking. SLUT…" Sybil repeated angrily.

"…Is this because I said that you think Jeremy's cute?" Sybil just sighed, looking more annoyed than anything. "But you DO like the human boys." She added. Suddenly she pushed away from the table and slid across the floor towards me, her hands on my waist and gazing up at me.

"Wh-whoa!"

"Malisis…" sneered Sybil as Malisis rubbed her face against my crotch.

"Oooh… it's been so LONG since I've sucked on a male…" she grinned up at me. "I did promise to treat you nice."

"Malisis."

"Oh Mistress don't be such a-" she yanked my pants down. "Prude… oooh Jeremy!" she purred and before I could stop her she was inhaling my dick. "MMMngh! Mphhf! MMMn…" she gazed up at me eagerly, shaking her face as Sybil reached for and grabbed her horns.

"Oh you fucking SLUT!" growled Sybil, yanking on Malisis. But if ANYTHING I think all it did was increase the suction! The succubus suction!

"MMMN!! MMN-HMMN!!" Her tongue was nothing I've ever felt before, it seemed to grow or broadened as it swirled around my length at one point, it think it actually wrapped completely around me, sliding up and down.

"Off! Off! Bad BITCH!" hissed Sybil angrily.

"MMN-mmn! mmn! mmn! MMMNNGNH!!!" I couldn't help it, I grabbed her horns and pushed.

"Jeremy." Grumbled Sybil as Malisis literally milked me. Her lips, tongue, and even her cheeks seemed to slurp everything out. Straight from my balls.

"MMMN-HMMN!" Malisis mouth VIBRATED, getting another dollop out of me as she took my wrists in her hands and rubbed them.

"Damn it." Grumbled Sybil as Malisis slurped off me.

"Don't be such a prude mistress. MMMn!" she moaned slithering her tongue up and down my shaft. "Come on. Bust out the girls and lets have a party!"

"No." Sybil growled, crossing her arms defensively over her breasts.

"…If you have a threesome with me I'll dismiss myself without complaint three times." Smiled Malisis as Sybill went stiff.

"…Five."

"Four."

"FIVE…" repeated Sybil.

"Five." Malisis moaned, smiling up at me as Sybil dropped to her knees quickly.

"Uh… Sybil?" I mumbled nervously as Malisis pinned me to the teacher's desk behind me.

"Look." Sybil said firmly. "Trust me when I say this will be worth it."

"And you get to fuck a Draenei!" Malisis purred. "MMn!" wrapping her lips around my length as Sybil, unrestrainedly, wrapped her mouth around my tip

"MMN!"

"Wh-why?" I mumbled, trying to steady myself on the desk as they began working their mouths on my like they've done this before. Together I mean. One was a sex demon after all.

Sybil popped off my tip, "I didn't agree to have sex with him." she said stiffly, running her hand up and down my dick as Malisis' tongue flickered all over it, avoiding Sybil's hand dexterously.

"But you're gonna!" purred Malisis sweetly as Sybil did not argue. Silencing herself by filling her mouth back up with my length… and… I'm starting to understand WHY draenei girls are so popular. They're not just exotic beauties but they're also REALLY good. I imagine Sybil isn't the kind of girl who goes around doing this kind of thing with every human she meets…

…Although not that I think about it Tay'Jin probably has, and Vartara said she's had a few other 'bulls' in her life. Wow this school is really full of horny teens… I mean all schools are but this one-Nggh!

"Oh! He's gonna pop!" purred Malisis grinning as Sybil went faster and faster, stoically twisting her head left and right. "Want him to cum on your face?" purred Malisis happily as Sybil glared at her behind her glasses, still bobbing her head.

"MMMngh?!"

"Come on!" Malisis purred. "You know you want him too…"

"Why does everyone…" I groaned, "Tell me to do that?!"

"Don't you dare!" Sybil hissed, gazing up at me.

"Shuush!" Purred Malisis happily as my length bulged.

"Ugh-S-sorry!" shaking… I came.

"Ohh! MMMn!" Malisis gazed up at me as Sybil yanked her by the horns and made her take the shot… ropes or my cum spraying onto her red skin as she cupped her hands beneath her chin. "Naughty!"

"Fucking slut." Grumbled Sybil, but she stared at ropes of seed spraying her succubus' face.

Once my length was spent, Malisis slapped her hands over her face and rubbed my semen into her skin. Oddly she seemed to absorb it into her skin, "MMMN!" …but she's a succubus so… that makes sense?

Breathing heavily I sat at the edge of the teacher's desk. Malisis rubbed her face as Sybil stood up. "Why does everyone keep asking me to cum on their face?" I mumbled as Malisis smiled, stood up, and pressed her breasts to my chest.

"Oh. Well you see sweetie, when a mommy orc and a daddy orc REALLY fuck-"

"Shut up and bend over the desk." Sybil yanked a grinning Malisis by the horns before she threw her up against the desk. Her thighs slapped against the edge as her rear wiggled behind her.

"Oooh!" SMACK! "Oooh…" she shuddered as her tail flicked over her.

"Here." Sybil said looking at me. "Come on." She gestured to Malisis, "She won't shut up until it's done."

"Hee-hee-hee!" Malisis smiled at me. "She's just jealous that I belong to you now."

"What?-Whoa!" Sybil, with surprising strength, pulled me from the desk, turned me around, and pressed me against Malisis' behind.

"I would not wish you on anybody." Sybil replied, her soft, warm body pressing against me as she pressed my tip to Malisis' pussy. She smelled like vanilla. It was nice-NNgh!" I slapped my hands onto Malisis back as I moaned…

The deeper I went into her, the tighter the fight. She was loose at the beginning but she seemed to mold to my length until she was a perfect fight for the both of us. "Haaa-!" she sighed, shaking happily as I was pushed deep into her body. "MMMN! Sorry, sweetie but no other pussy compares!" he purred, "To a succubus." She purred confidently…

…I don't know. I still prefer the coach.

"Alright… I'll walk you through how this works." Whispered Sybil… REALLY arousingly. I wonder if she was doing that on purpose. "Grab her horns. Move your hips, and don't stop until it feels REALLY good. No matter how much she screams." She said softly grabbing my hips and starting me up.

"Uh! Ugh! Ooh! Yes! FUCK! Me!" squealed Malisis happily as her body rocked back and forth on the table. I reached up, and grabbed her horns, yanking her back as she writhed happily, shaking and vibrating around my length as I pushed deep into her.

"Don't stop!" Whispered Sybil, suddenly smacking Malisis' ass cheeks hard. "Don't Stop no matter what just keep going!"

…I obeyed. I could do little else, Sybil's hips seemed to match my movements but remained firmly pressed to me. Like we were both penetrating the succubus. "Ugh! UGH! UGHHHH!!!" Malisis climaxed, but we didn't stop. "Ugh GOD! YES! YES! YES! YES!!"

"Yank her horns harder." Sybil whispered, almost erotically. "HURT her, she needs it."

"I don't-"

"It's alright." She encouraged before smacking Malisis' ass again as the succubus screamed out another joyous orgasm. "…Trust me this is tame." She added with a shudder.

But I can only keep moving for so long before I need my own release. It was around Malisis' fourth orgasm when she finally just went slack on the desk, her head still yanked back by the horns. "Haa-Ugh!!"

"Go ahead." Sybil purred softly as we pushed my hips against Malisis' ass and filled her insides. And yes, she literally milked me. It was like the inner walls of her vagina were alive, wobbling and squeezing me as every drop was sucked out of me.

My hands, which had held a tight grip on Malisis' horns suddenly let go as if they were thawing from a deep freeze. Malisis thumped on the desk and sighed. "Loooove you, mistress…" she purred happily, her tail coiling against me like a cat showing affection, "You to sweetie."

Sybil grabbed my hips firmly and pulled me away from Malisis… but it was like she was trying to pull my dick off with her insides, finally at the sound of a wet POP, I was freed. "MMmn.

"Fucking slut." Sybil mumbled indignantly. Malisis twitched and cooed, her body shaking invitingly as Sybil ran her hands over me. "…Sorry about that." she replied and, oddly, sat on the table next to Sybil, spreading her legs and removing her top, her large blue breasts wobbling as she fingered herself. "…You can take it slow with me…" she said as I breathed heavily.

"Um… you don't have to…" I replied but she tilted her head, curiously. And she actually smiled at me.

"…Don't want to fuck a Draenei?" she asked.

My junk actually jumped up so quickly it hit me in the stomach, wobbling eagerly for the opportunity. "…Uh…" I stared at it as she chuckled huskily, "I guess I do?"

"Most do…" she said, curling a finger at me, slowly… invitingly.

…Uh… is it me? Or does SHE seem more like a succubus than the ACTUAL succubus?... Oh, my hands on her legs.

My length rubbed against her silky warm womanhood. "Haaaa…" she sighed erotically, reaching up to remove her glasses… I mean, she was still pretty with them on but she did seem a lot more seductive. "Just slip it right in…" she sighed, "I'm a big girl I can take you…" she said sensually as my body did just that… "MMmn-oooh…" she shuddered, her legs trembling as they squeezed around me. "That's it… take your time…" my hands slid up her legs to her dark purple waist, "Ooooh…" she moaned seductively, her head rolling on her elegant shoulders as I began to move at my own pace. Her thick tail slapped against the desk as she rocked her hips back and forth. "That's it… I like it just like this…" she encouraged, moaning in ways only Coach would know I liked.

"Ahh… haaa…" she writhed, running her hands over her big breasts, before leaning back on them, rolling back her pretty head as she let her body wiggle and jiggled. "NNgh… ha-ha…" her digitigrade legs rubbed against my thighs as she lied back erotically on the table and I fell forward between her breasts, still thrusting my hips as she gasped.

"NNGh!" she might not have been the coach or Malisis… but she was still amazingly tight. I pushed into her, feeling my load rushing inside as she rubbed my head between her breasts, shaking and gasping for breath.

"Haa… nice work Jeremy…" she cooed softly… it was actually a really nice feeling…

And it was over.

"Whoa!" I was yanked out of Sybil abruptly as Malisis pulled me away, burying her face and tongue into Sybil who gasped.

"Fucking! SLUT!" she cursed as Malisis happily ate out her mistress.

"MMn! MMn-HMMN!" she purred, kneeling down on her legs as she planted her hands on Sybil's shaking thighs, "Ahh! You really liked him Mistress you're so wet!" her tongue rolled against Sybil's folds, "So TASTY… MMMN! I like how you two taste! Sweet and Sour!"

"Haa-AGHHH!!" Sybil writhed on the desk as she climaxed from Malisis's tongue work, slapping her forehead before grabbing at her horns.

"MMMN-HMMN!!" Malisis purred happily as Sybil went limp, shaking on the desk as she pulled away, "Ah…" she sighed, before turning her eyes on me and smile.

"Oh… poor Jeremy… did I make you HORNY sweetie?" …was that a horn joke? She crawled on the floor like an animal circling prey… oh, that's me, isn't it? it fits. "Don't worry… I might have loosened up my mistress a bit much…" she then bent forward and raised her red behind in the air, swaying it side to side. "But your new pet succubus has a NICE! TIGHT! ASS! To fuck." She emphasized her words with her tail flicking onto her red cheeks like a whip. "Just stick that yummy dick right up my ass." Her trail rubbed between her cheeks, "and I'll make it ALL better."

Her back door seemed to gape on its own, inviting me right in… and my hands were already on her butt… that's happening a lot lately. "Oh yes… MMMN…" she moaned eagerly, "Grab my horns sweetie!" she encouraged as, once again, her insides tightened to fit perfectly around me as I reached over and grabbed her horns.

"UGH!! Ooh I…LIKE! It when you…TAKE! Charge!" she gasped, her body jumping back and forth on the floor. "Ooh! I LOVE how you FUCK! Me like your personal SLEEVE!" she squealed delightedly, spasming around my length as her mouth opened and her weird tongue lolled, flicking around her mouth, "Ugh! Ugh! UUUGH!! Up my ass! Feels so GOOD! Sodomize your FUCKING sex demon! You STUD!" she growled encouragingly.

"Haa-HAa!" I pushed faster and faster, feeling her ass spasm around me as her cheeks clapped against my hips.

"You cumming? Are you gonna cum?" she was suddenly upright, her body twisting as she hooked a sensual hand around my face, running her fingers soothingly on my skin. "Cum inside? Cum on my face? Anywhere you want you sexy boy…" she purred eagerly. "I want every drop. All of it… give it to me! Make me take it!"

"Ugh! Ugh!"

"Ha! Ha! I'm! Your! Fucking! HOLE!!!!!" she squealed as she came, "Haaaa!!" I instinctively yanked back her head by the horns as she cried her pleasure to the ceiling and moaned, draining my balls of their load with her tight vibrating ass as her body shook and weekly I fell against her back, panting heavily and spent as she giggled… then fell forward. "Mmmmn…"

I lied on her back, it was soft, and warm… she smiled like the coach. I squeezed her tightly as she cooed lovingly.

"Next. We should-oh." I was suddenly pulled away, and my eyes flicked up dazedly surprised to see Sybil, very naked and VERY angry yank a grinning Malisis from the floor by the horns making her kneel, raised her hand high and, no joke, smacked her REPEATEDLY across the face, left right left right… over and over as Malisis half squealed in pain and the other half was her CLEARLY orgasming from the treatment.

Her cries of approval and pain mingled rapidly to form some cobbled-together language that may make a cleric think she was speaking tongues.

"You… FUCKING! SLUT! Turn it off! OFF!!"

…Malisis didn't smell like the Coach anymore. But I was feeling VERY tired.

"Mistress you're no fun." Pouted Malisis… although that pout could've been because her cheeks were so swollen. Sybil then raised her hand, and snapped. Malisis giggled and vanished as Sybil sighed.

"Fucking slut." She sighed, "…Don't pass out on me Jeremy." She said, picking me up and getting my pants. "Malisis had TOO much fun." She said irately.

I remember getting my pants on, and my shirt, but I was too dizzy to wonder what was happening next… But when I finally woke up from my daze, I sat up in what look like a nurse's office.

"AH… Jeremy. Welcome back." Declared a gnome with a bushy mustache and thick muttonchops as he gazed down at me from an odd magical floating dais. Sybil was nearby, watching me cautiously. "I am Cleric Alphus." He said kindly, "Sybil told me what happened."

"She did?" I asked blushing as he chuckled.

"It is COMPLETELY natural I assure you young Jeremy. The number of trainee warlocks I've treated because of 'first-time succubus summoning?'. He grinned knowingly. "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. Besides, Sybil's Malisis is particularly enthusiastic when meeting young potential warlocks… how many does this make now Sybil?" he asked, heading towards a massive closet filled with herbs and potions.

"Five." Sybil replied. Before turning to me, "…I might have left out the fact that WE… had a 'first-time succubus summoning'." She added under her breath.

…Oh they're talking about sex. I thought they were being serious.

"Yes… usually, succubus summoning rituals for boys are done with strict supervision from the teachers, but it still doesn't stop a few eager young men trying on their own, or later…" he added with a sigh. "A common occurrence." He handed me a blue potion and a red potion. "Just drink these now, a mana and health potion, and get a good night's sleep. You'll be perfectly fine in the morning." he smiled kindly, "And ah… your parents, are they…" he hesitated.

"I'm biologically human. But I'm adopted, my dad is a dwarf."

"I was going to say prudish. But would you like me to keep this under my hat from him?"

"…Please." I replied blushing as he chuckled.

"Sybil, he's your responsibility, see that he safely heads home?"

"Yes sir." She replied, arms crossed across her big chest as Alphus left the room "…Sorry about this Wildhammer, she slipped a charm on us while I wasn't paying attention. One of her favorite 'gags'."

"It's okay." I replied, drinking the potions and feeling minty, and refreshed as she helped me off the bed. "…Oh did I ever give you Mr. Fizzlebang's homework?"

She raised an eyebrow behind her glasses. "I found them. Yes."

"Oh… cool." I replied.

"Would you like to stay here a little longer? Or would you like me to help you home? Alphus already signed off on it."

"I can get home on my own. Sky'ree knows the way." I replied as she helped me outside.

"Oh. Is that your gryphon?" she asked conversationally as I whistled and naturally Sky'ree descended with a proud cry. "I suppose it is." She helped me into the stirrups, tying me to the saddle as Sky'ree chirruped warningly at her. But she seemed unconcerned. "See you tomorrow Jeremy." She added and before I could think about what she said Sky'ree leaped off into the sky, heading home.

The next day, Sky'ree landed happily as I leaped off her. Patting her flank affectionately as she leaped back into the sky. As I approached the front doors of Azeroth High they suddenly burst open and a red streak flashed out and tackled me.

"There he is! My sweetie boy!" purred Malisis rubbing her cheek on my face as I stared at her surprised.

"She summoned you again?!" I replied surprised as Malisis pouted.

"Aren't you happy to see me?" she whimpered sadly and… well… I couldn't say I WASN'T.

"It's not that. It's just… I didn't think Sybil would summon you again so soon." I replied.

"She had a war game!" Smiled Malisis as many a young male jealously stared at her cuddling me. "Oh don't you WORRY my sweet little Jeremy we're going to play SO much and this time I won't wear you out! Succubus promise!" she winked.

"Uh-"

"MALISIIISSSSS!!!" Roared Sybil, looking particularly smokey and singed as she stomped out of the school. "YOU LEFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAMES!! WHERE THE NETHER WERE YOU!?"

"I was saying hi to Jeremy!" purred Malisis, completely ignoring the sheer fury in Sybil's glowing eyes. "Ready to play?" then she smiled as Sybil pulled out what looked like a flanged mace, but I think it was some sort of short stave. "Oh! Did you bring the toys?!" she purred excitedly.

"…Fucking. Slut." Sybil growled, grabbing the succubus by the horn and dragging her easily away from me. "See you later Jeremy." She said casually before the doors magically shut behind her.

"Oooh-kay?" I replied as Daelin appeared next to me, he had just arrived with his mother Principal Proudmoore as he raised an eyebrow. Apparently, he had seen the show.

Once principal Proudmoore was out of hearing he whispered subtly. "…Got caught by Sybil's succubus?"

"Uh-huh…"

"And she's still talking to you?"

"Malisis?"

"No. Sybil."

"Uh. Yeah… is that weird?"

"Yep…" he clapped a hand on my shoulder. "Really weird, she must like you. Come on buddy. You got a culture class with me this morning." and he led me on. "It's the Gryphon. Chick's dig the Gryphon."

Sure Daelin… sure.

End