An Overwatch High Christmas Special V

I don't own Overwatch

She has some pretty chubby cheeks.

"Oooooh look at heeeer!" cooed my mother as we stared down at the adorable little baby with just the wispiest wisps of Lena brown hair as she gazed up at us serenely confused with hazel-colored eyes from her stroller as I dropped down a metric ton of piping hot pancakes at Emily and Lena's table…

I was helping mom today at the diner, it was cold, snowing, and almost Christmas. So the place looked and smelled like candy canes and gingerbread. Lena and Emily were apparently constant regulars here when I wasn't… and today they brought little Elizabeth Winston Oxton… Lizzie for sort.

Yep. The Gorilla is not only the godfather but she's also named after him… something to do with finding their donors… which I guess might be a little awkward if I WAS the father but I'm not going to think about that. Luckily, she looks remarkably like a tiny version of Lena so… thank god for that.

Lena gently tickled Lizzie's feet in her yellow onesie as the adorably little baby girl giggled happily and thrashed in the stroller, laughing as she asked for more in adorable baby giggles. "Yep she's a cutie… takes after me." She smiled prettily as Emily slurped on a peppermint shake and smiled.

"I hope so, she came out of you after all." Mom fawned over the baby girl as she continued to giggle at her mother's playful teasing.

"I want to hold her. Can I hold her?" she asked childishly as Lena reached in and hefted the tiny babe out of her stroller and carefully held her.

"Oh… I don't know…" Lena teased, "She's a fussy girl."

"Oh let her." smiled Emily as Lena handed off Lizzie as Mom expertly held her.

"I promise not to drop her like I did Scott." Mom said quickly.

"Wait what?" I blinked as she smiled and cooed at little Lizzie.

"…It would explain a lot." Emily replied as I frowned at that.

"Ha-ha. I need to wait tables." I replied rolling my eyes as Mom however stopped cooing at the little baby girl who amazingly seemed quite happy to meet and be held by her potential grandmother.

"Oh. Actually, Scott do you want to run some deliveries instead? I got some backup, so you don't have to cover for my regular girls anymore."

"Backup? who did you get for backup?" and naturally as if on cue, My Mei and Echo came in through the door. Mei dressed in a bulky blue winter coat and looking no worse for wear, something about ice and snow adorably perked her up to no end.

"Hell-ooooooooh!" cooed Mei adorably, spying little Lizzie and turning into a bundle of sunshine and sparkles, as Echo floated over to me, her body suddenly transforming into that of a very pepperminty looking waitress uniform, and standing proudly.

"I am ready to participate in waitressing!" she declared with a chipper smile. "Shall I get to work?"

"…Yeah okay I think deliveries might be a good idea." I then glanced outside and sighed, "…Do we have a snowmobile?" but my snark was ignored as Echo grew new limbs and began taking orders and plates from the kitchen as Mom and Mei continued to fawn over Lizzie… "…Mom?"

"HMmn? Oh…" she pointed towards a large bag of food, "Address is in the bag." she said as I laughed to myself.

"…Alright. I'll take your car then." I added, grabbing the bag and throwing on my coat before opening the front door to the diner.

I dashed towards mom's car and fiddled desperately with the keys as I suddenly remember that snow is FUCKING COLD. Contrary to what you believe, I'm a pretty warm-climate sort of guy. "Cold cold cold!" I mumbled before finally getting into the car and tossing the bag carefully into the passenger's seat and turning it on. "Haaa…" I sighed, feeling the heat on my face and quickly warming up as I reached into the bag and checked the address for the delivery. "…Oh."

About 30 minutes of treacherous driving later.

Château Guillard it has been a while… and now with a heavy coating of snow as I parked the car outside their garage. It had started to snow a little harder and the generally smooth streets were now starting the match the sidewalks and started to get covered in snow. I was not going to enjoy the ride back…

Actually, I'm not going to enjoy the walk to the front door now that I think about it… did it suddenly get colder? Did it get colder while I was thinking about it getting colder? Son of a-

I blew on my hands, gripped the keys in the ignition then braced myself as I shut the car off and grabbed the food. "Cold Cold COLD!" I grumbled, bundling up and waddling like a penguin towards the front doors trying to preserve body heat before I knocked once and hit the door several times as it was so cold my FIST was vibrating.

I might have regretted my decision to leave the diner if not for the sexy French woman who opened the door and eyed me in some surprise dressed in a warm faux fur coat. "Scott. Why am I not surprised." She looked surprised.

"Hello Mrs. Lacroix I have your delivery." I declared professionally as my teeth chattered rapidly together.

"Oh mon dieu, come in. it's freezing outside!" she declared as I happily obliged, waddling in like a penguin again as she quickly shut her door.

I sighed in immense relief, for a giant castle manor it was amazingly warm.

"What the hell were you doing out there?" she asked, unzipping her coat to hang it on the wall hook.

"Did you not hear the delivery part? I swear mom needs a slogan or something… or my teeth need to stop... chattering."

She was wearing a distinct 'Mrs. Claus' one-piece, showing off her shoulders as her breasts were framed all around her by Christmas white fuzz, it went down to her mid-thighs, also wrapped around by white fuzz but with the added addition of tinkling jingle bells, softly ringing with each little movement. She brushed out her long ponytail before eyeing me and smiling knowingly.

"Delivery?"

"Right." I said quickly holding up the bag. "From mom's diner?"

"Oh! Merci!" she said cheerfully, "I swear your mother makes the best eclairs!" she added as I frowned.

"Mom makes eclairs?" I replied as she opened the box and sniffed loudly.

"MMMN!" she moaned distractingly, "Smells just like Paris." She sighed whimsically before closing the box. "…Well come on." She said seriously as I frowned.

"…Where?" I asked following her instinctively. When I wasn't making her squeal she did have the command of a teacher and an angry French woman so it was hard not to follow her orders stupidly.

"I am not sending you back out there to get frostbitten, you can wait a little while." She said leading me into one of the many, MANY chateau rooms.

"Well that's decent of you-wow." I walked into a literal winter wonderland… it was like I walked back outside only wasn't freezing my nuts off. I needed those.

The walls were decorated with forestry-looking wallpaper like someone painted realistic trees on them. The floor was covered with soft snow-like cotton as if a blanket of winter had fallen inside the house complete with a realistic frost the snowman standing smiling in the corner. There was a sturdy and tall pine tree standing not far from the fireplace and beneath it, a dozen or so neatly wrapped and colorful Christmas presents playfully, but carefully, tossed beneath it.

The only thing honestly out of place in the room was said fireplace, releasing the constant soothing heat from it as Amelie 'fwomped' into a 'snow' covered seat. "Sit Scott warm-up, you can make your escape later." She opened the box and pulled out an éclair. "Éclair?" she offered, smiling politely.

"…What is up with this room?" I smiled amazed.

"Oh Gerard and I LOVE Noel." She declared sweetly, crossing her long… shapely bare legs. The bells tinkled and her matching red slip-in-shoed foot bounced on her knee. "We pretty this room up every year."

"No kidding." I replied, feeling the soft 'snow' under my toes. "You guys should charge people for Christmas cards or something it seems like a waste to do all this and not show anyone."

"…Hmph." She looked rather contemplative, then tapped her distractingly pouty lips with a finger as she thought it over. "…That's not a bad idea. Maybe I'll ask anyone at school if they want to do it. Lena and Emily might want to have a Christmas card with lizzie." I knelt by the fire to warm my hands, sighing contentedly as she got back up off the couch, her jingling bells tinkling as she walked out of the room. "I'll be right back Scott don't go anywhere."

"Oui m'dame." I teased, more than content to warm up where I was. I could feel her eyes roll as she walked out, the tinkling jingle bells growing quieter with every step until I couldn't hear them anymore. Soon enough however I heard them again as she returned, carrying a camera in one hand.

"While you're here Scott why don't you take a few pictures of me?" she said, smiling knowingly as I raised an eyebrow at that. "…Nothing weird." She added sternly. "I just want to take some photos for posterity." She wiggled her hips slightly with a grin, jingling the bells attached to her waist.

"Alright if you insist." I said, "Mrs. Claus is very photogenic after all." her cheeks pinked slightly as she shoved the camera into my chest. "Oof!" I grunted. "…Why are you wearing that… anyway." I mumbled, watching her slide across the couch and lied sensually on her side… her hand brushing down the one-piece to make sure nothing embarrassing was showing. "Ahem." I raised the camera and immediately took a picture as she smiled seductively.

"Because I want to." she said frankly, "I told you I love Noel."

"…You just walk around like a sexy Mrs. Claus for no reason?" I asked her surprised.

"…Well I don't do it to be sexy per se…" she said in her sexy French accent, which is exactly what it made it so sexy in the first place. "I like being festive." She added.

"…Huh." I replied frankly and shrugged, "Okay sure." Before holding up the camera as and taking several pictures of her moving around the couch, then the room itself, posing against the fireplace, the snowman, in the 'snow' itself… against the tree… under the tree amongst the presents…

…Damn it.

My erection was apparent as she posed on all fours facing me in the cluster of colorful presents… and blending right in with her red suit and purple skin like a big beautiful sexy present waiting to be unwrapped. Her photogenic smile slowly diminished as she glanced at my hard on and slowly pushed herself up. "NON." She said firmly, crossing her arms under her breasts as she glared at me. "NON. It is NOEL…" she declared.

"…Technically it's not Christmas yet." I replied as I gazed down at the sexy purple Mrs. Claus.

"Non." She replied.

"…Early Christmas present unwrapping?" I said as she glared at me. "I've always wanted a sexy French Mrs. Claus under the Christmas tree."

"That is very specific." She sneered but didn't resist as I knelt down before her, putting the camera down in the 'snow' as my hands reached out and jingled her bells. "Ah… MMmmgh!" she was so wet I almost thought that the 'snow' we were playing in had melted under her dress as my tongue slipped between her lips for her usual French kiss as I lifted her one-piece, the jingle bells tinkling as my hand slipped into her appropriate red lacy panties and continued to open my present.

"MMgh! Mmng-hmn! MMNh!" she rolled her hips on my fingers to the sound of tinkling bells as she gasped, pulling away angrily and slapping me across the face.

"OW!" I grunted as she snarled.

"Don't crush the presents!" she ordered irately before moaning erotically.

…I notice it wasn't the word 'stop', then brushed the presents aside and lay her down roughly in the snow beneath the pine tree.

"You're a naughty boy, and naughty boys shouldn't get presents." She hissed as I rubbed my bulge against her crotch, thrusting my fingers into her as she gasped and spread her legs, "Haa! Just… lumps of coal!"

"I got a lump for you…" I declared as she moaned, licking my cheek as I sucked on her purple shoulder. "A nice BIG lump."

"MMgh! Aah-aah… Petite Merde…" she moaned as I shifted off her and tugged my fingers from her wet 'present' taking her underwear off and tossing it across the room into the 'snow' like all discarded present wrapping. Then opened my pants as she bit her bottom lip, spreading her legs apart flexibly like the ballerina she was, gripping the tree with both hands as I fell onto her, rubbing my bulging erection against her silky pussy as my tongue danced on her lips until the opened.

I pierced her above and below, slamming my cock deep into her warm insides and my tongue into her mouth as she screamed her pleasure. Tightening and squirming beneath me as I pulled my hips back and slammed into her. "MMGH! MMGH! MMGNh! MMGH!" I sucked on her lips and tongue as I rolled my hips in and out of her body. The bells jingled around her waist as I pounded into her.

"MMGh-mwaah!" I pulled away from her lips as her eyes rolled up into her head, moaning erotically with my thrusts.

"HAaa-aahg! Aaah! Aaaah-aah!!" her body arched against mine as she slapped her hands on my shoulders trying to push me off as her insides clamped down on me. "NOooon!" she moaned erotically, climaxing on my cock as I pinned her down. "NNGh-non-mmmngh!!" I yanked down the top of her suit, exposing her plump purple breasts before sucking loudly on her nipple. "Oooh-ohh! Petite MERDE…" she snarled, shaking erotically.

"Mwah! I like my present." I growled in her ear as she shuddered, "It's warm and snug…" I rolled my hips on her, feeling her inner walls clamp down around me. "A perfect fit!" and a jackhammered against her body as she squealed in a high-pitched shriek of orgasm bliss.

"NON! NON! NON! Je sais ce que tu FAIS! OH MON DIEU!" she thrashed beneath me as I pinned her down, slamming hard into her body as she shrieked, "Espèce de petit salaud! Tu sais que j'aime ça comme ça!"

"Sorry I don't speak 'French whore'." I purred she managed to briefly glare angrily at me but that only made me fuck her hard with firm, deliberate, strokes.

"OH! MON! DIEU!!!" she squealed, matching my thrusts as I squeezed her purple tits. "UUGH!!"

I buried my cock into her body and held it there in her snug insides, liking her open mouth as she moaned. "Beg me for my present…" I grinned cheekily as she whimpered. "You want my present right…"

"MMGH! Aah-mmmngh!" shaking erotically as I rolled my hips slowly. "G-Give me my present."

"In French…" I kissed her, "WHORE…"

"DONNEZ-MOI MON PUTAIN DE CADEAU DE NOEL!" WHAM "UGH! DONNEZ-MOI MON PUTAIN DE CADEAU DE NOEL! DONNEZ-MOI MON PUTAIN DE CADEAU DE NOEL!" she kept squealed over and over as my cock throbbed excitedly to give her just that.

"Here it cums!" I declared.

"UGH-UGH-GUGAAH!!"

"There's going to be a nine month!" I grunted, pulling my hips back and- "DELAY!" slammed deep into that perfect purple body as my load rushed into her womb.

"HAaaagh! Aah-aahh-mmmgnh!!!" she writhed dazedly, her eyes rolling up seductively into her head as her body shuddered like we were fucking in actual snow. "MMMGH!!" she bit her quivering bottom lip as she climaxed HARD beneath me. Clawing so hard at the tree with her fingers she almost tore off bark.

I dropped onto her body and emptied my load inside her. Moaning contentedly as I caressed her shuddering frame. I lifted my head and rested my lips on her upraised ear as she blankly stared into the far wall. "One Christmas present…" I purred as she moaned. I enjoyed her insides for a few more moments before abruptly getting off of her… standing over her body as her purple slit oozed my load into the 'snow'…

…you couldn't even tell it was there.

"Ha-ha-ha…" I laughed suddenly as she rolled out from under the tree, the bells tinkling softly as she crawled out from beneath it in the 'snow'…

"What is so funny?" she asked dismissively but jumped as I knelt behind her and grabbed her waist, lifting my cock to let it land between her ass cheeks as she glanced at me surprised.

"Well… if I did just knock you up…" I teased as she blushed, swatting her sexy purple ass cheek. "You can call the baby your 'little Christmas present'…

"That is NOT funny!" she scolded but shuddered excitedly as I pushed my tip against her asshole. "Merde…" she moaned. "MERDE…" she dropped her upper body down and raised her ass behind her as I pushed DEEP into that warm back door. "Haaagh!" I gripped her waist, pulled back and-WHAM!

TINK!

The bells jingled as I smiled, rolling my hips. One-Two.

TINK!-TINK!

I licked my lips as Amelie moaned erotically. grinding her soft purple ass against me "Okay… I can't resist." I pulled back and-

TINK! TINK! TINK!

"Ah-ooh-UGH!

TINK! TINK! TINK!!"

"Ah-MERDE!-SCOTT!

"JING-LE-ALL-THE-WAY!" I sang along with the thrusts of my cock in her ass as the bells jingled. "OH-WHAT-FUN!"

TINK-TINK-TINK

"IT-IS-TO-RIDE!"

"OH MON DIEU!"

"AM-E-LIE-ON-CHRISTMAS-DAY!"

"MERDE!!" she screamed as I buried my cock up her ass and watched her body shake wildly, the bells around her waist jingling TERRIBLY off tempo for my song. I pulled my hips back and slammed up her ass HARD sending her up and forward to lie prone in the 'snow' as I wrapped my arms around her waist and neck as she bit into the soft cotton and jingled her bells…

…I was going to say that sooner or later.

"Aah! Mmngh! Mmgnh!!-ugh-nggh-merde-merde-merde!!!" her mouth opened wide as she screamed her anal orgasm, "AAaaaaaggghhugh!!!"

"I'm cumming I'm cumming Amelie!" I snarled, "Merry!" smash, "CHRISTMAS!" wham! "You French!" Wappah! "WHORE!!" and with one furious rip and WHAM I tugged far out of her ass, and rammed up her silky, warm pussy…

"MMMMMNGH!!!" I emptied my balls once more into her, lying on top of her shaking body as she drooled into the 'snow'. "MMgh-aaah…mmmn…" I kissed her neck gently, bucking my hips to make sure I was done…

"…Mwah." I kissed her cheek, then pulled out of her quivering body as she wiggled her hips instinctively, jingling the bells as I reached down and hefted her up from the floor.

"Oh…" she moaned, wrapping her arms around my neck.

"…Well I don't think I can stay for much longer." I said, rubbing her legs, "But since you can't walk…" I grinned as she slapped me across the face. "I might as well carry you to the shower first."

"Petite Merde." She scowled at me. "… First floor, second door on your left… hurry up." She then smacked me HARD across the face, actually making me stumble.

"OW!" I replied indignantly.

"STOP calling me a French whore! It's very offensive!" she scolded angrily, "No pussy for you for a month!"

"B-But you are a French whore! OW!" she hit me again.

"Now no ass! Carry me faster you petite merde!" she scowled.

"Oui m'dame." I mumbled as I got her into the luxurious bathroom, which probably cost more than my parent's entire house as she leaped from my arms and let her jingling suit tinkle to the floor as she approached the massive shower with THREE shower heads on different walls… because rich.

I stripped down to follow her in however the moment I stepped over the threshold of the stall she put a hand on my chest. "Ah-ah." She scolded, then her eyes flicked upward…

I frowned and then looked up to see. "…Mistletoe-oooh…" I groaned as I felt her lips around my cock. Squatting on her heels as her pussy leaked my load her head rocked back and forth on my cock tip.

"MMMGh-mmgh-mmgh-mmhg…" she slobbered on my length, thrusting her head back and forth as she gazed up at me with clear eyes as I rested my hands on the frame of the glass shower door. Her right hand slid to her pussy, fingering herself as she stroked me with her left and I rolled my head back on my neck glancing up at the mistletoe…

…However… it OCCURS to me that she wouldn't have had time to put that up for me… which meant that it was up there long before I got here... my hand reached around the back of her head and gripped her ponytail before yanking her to the base of my cock.

"GUCK! Cough! Aagh…" her lips caressed the base of my cock as I began to buck firmly against it. Her eyes watering as she gazed up at me with her throat pulsating around my cock.

"Is this how you suck your husband off? Mistletoe?" I declared as her watering eyes almost twinkled. "If you wanted to suck dick you should've just asked!"

"GUCK! GUCK! GUCK! GUCK!" she took my face-fucking like a champ, furiously fingering her pussy as I walked her back into the shower and pinned her body to the far wall.

"Take my dick! I'm gonna nut all over that purple face!"

"MMGH! MGH-aack-guck!!" she gargled around my meat as I pinned her head to the wall with my hips. "MMGH!!" her lower body trembling as she sprayed the shower with her orgasmic squirt. "MMGH!!!"

"Stick out your tongue!" I ordered, yanking my cock from her mouth to let it tremble rigidly before her face.

"Aaaaah!" she closed her eyes and shuddered as my load roped across her face. "Ah…"

"UGH! UUUGH!!!" I furiously stroked myself, covering her pretty purple skin with my seed, "UGH! Aaah!" then I hefted my spent cock, empty of cum, and rested it on her sticky face, shoving my balls against her lips.

She opened one eye, the one not covered with my hot load as her lips parted. "Petite merde…" she moaned.

"I'm not your husband but you're my French whore." I declared as her lower body wiggled on her heels. I leaned against the wall as she licked my length. "Merry Christmas." I added as she chuckled into my sack.

She worshiped my cock for about a minute longer before she finally had enough of my scent and shoved me away, wordlessly cleaning herself as she turned on the hot water. Getting out before me and drying off, redressing in her tinkling bells before walking out and soon returning with fresh towels before leaving again.

I toweled off, redressed and felt the ominous dread of returning outside to the cold snow as Amelie chewed on an éclair, watching me pull my coat on before she approached. And smiled sweetly at me. "Happy Noel Scott."

"…Merry Christmas Amelie." I replied as she kissed my forehead and swatted me toward the door.

"Now go away before you end up fucking me again! It's Noel you Petite Merde." She smiled

"You know I don't know what that means but I don't think it's as endearing as your smile implies." I grumbled as she waved to me… and I went back outside.

"Safe journey Scott." She said watching me go as I got back into the car and despite the cold she watched me drive away in her Mrs. Claus suit, waving goodbye and going back inside once I was clear of the castle.

I got back to the diner, with significant care, and braced myself for the rush back inside. Once again waddling like a penguin. "Cold Cold Cold Cold…" and quickly elbowed my way in.

"HO-HO-HO!" cheered a VERY big Santa walking on all fours… with HUGE gorilla-like arms. "Merry Christmas!" he was surrounded by kids and had a blonde elf standing next to him in standard helper elf clothes. The green cap, and the green and red Link costume…

…I'm sorry what?

"Hello Scott." Smiled Angela. She was CLEARLY Link from the Zelda series with strategically placed Christmas attachments, candy cane leggings instead of boots and pants, as well as a belt and bangles on her wrists with bells. "Welcome back, your mother was worried."

I glanced over at my mother who was happily recording Lizzie's first time with Santa Winston… to be fair to the adorable babe she was clearly enjoying herself in her godfather's furry hands. "Uh huh. Why are you dressed like Link from Zelda?"

"Because Ashe stole the elf costume." Replied Angela frankly, "In my defense I think it's a good substitute for the time I was given." she added and I have to admit the Overwatch High cosplay expert does look like a Christmas elf… give her a sword however and you're looking at a female Link with peppermint legs.

…You know what? Now that I think about it she does look like a Christmas elf. A sexy Christmas elf. However, also thinking about it.

"Why did Ashe steal an elf costume?" I asked confused as Angela rolled her pretty blue eyes and shrugged.

"I don't know, but McCree is on it." she replied before putting on a pretty smile and helping Santa Winston with the gathering kids. "Okay okay! Line up and you'll all get a turn on Santa's lap!" she clapped as the kids instinctively obeyed the sexy elf lady and lined up as Santa Winston handed off Lizzie to Lena and sat down on a stool, letting the kids have a sit on his lap in turn.

"Scott what kept you?" my mother asked suddenly as I sighed, "Mei and Echo could use some more help." She said handing Lena her phone.

"I'm fine thanks." I replied, "Not like it's snowing or anything…" I mumbled as Mom ruffled my head.

"Go on. Don't be smart." I opened my mouth, "DON'T." she warned, "Come on." Then turning me around I began to help busk tables.

…Is it strange that the Santa Gorilla is not the strangest thing I find in the room?

"Hello Scott." Echo declared, busking three tables at once with multiple hands as I watched her curiously.

"Hello Echo."

"I did not properly greet you before you left." She said smiling as she shrugged.

"It's fine." I said, "Let me help with those." I said, taking plates from her extra limbs. It was a good thing I did too because the kids here for Santa Winston were quite in awe of the fancy 'toy' walking around the diner. It's probably not the first time they've seen an omnic, but certainly one of Echo's fanciness. Many of them were not content in waiting in line for now and surrounding her and asking all sorts of curious questions that mingled together so I didn't catch them. But 'Ms. Echo' certainly did, answering each one patiently in turn… but then that just meant more work for me. Thank god, I had my Mei walking around in a cute waitress outfit for motivation…

Parents took pictures, kids came and went, and only one snarky little bastard tried to tug on Santa Winston's beard but he glued that sucker on… I'm sure that's fine. Anyway it backfired, but maybe don't piss off the super-intelligent gorilla? MMn?

Echo stood at the sink now washing dishes like an industrial dishwasher as I finally managed to sit down. Glancing into little Lizzie's stroller and pinching her little tootsies as she giggled softly, sleepily… she was barely able to stay awake now.

"Thank you for coming Winston." Mom declared as Santa Winston 'Ho-ho-ho'd' expertly.

"My pleasure! I do enjoy these little excursions." He cooed into the stroller at the sleeping Lizzie. "And I get to see my goddaughter."

Suddenly the door burst open and Ashe was shoved inside, shaking in her Christmas elf boots as McCree followed in after, distinctly warmer looking in his poncho and cowboy hat.

"Found her." he declared frankly as Ashe furiously rubbed her arms.

"It's cold as hellfire out here! What the hell McCREE?!"

"SHUUUSH!" we all hissed back at her as she shut her dick-sucking lips abruptly.

"Excellent." Santa Winston declared, "Then I do believe your services are no longer necessary Elf Angela."

"Thank goodness for that. I need a LONG bath… a lot of sticky hands." She said sweetly as Santa Winston donned the cap.

"Come along assistants." He declared to Elf Ashe and warm-looking McCree. "We have at least two more locations to go."

"Awe-come ON!" Ashe grumbled, shoved back out into the cold as I chuckled.

"Glad that's not me."

"About that Scott." Angela began as I sighed reluctantly. "Winston was my ride, I could use a lift home?"

"It's REALLY cold!" I declared with a pleading whimper pointing to the snow outside as my mother slapped my head.

"Take the lady home Scott." She declared as Angela smiled behind her.

"Take the lady home Scott." I mumbled as Angela tossed on her own coat at the door. "Take the lady home!" I added throwing on my own coat and bracing myself for another penguin walk to the car. Angela watched me with a clear look of pity and humor on her face as I got into the vehicle. "Cold cold cold."

"It's not that cold Scott." She said as I scowled at her getting in on the other side, walking EASILY through the white powder.

"Says the SWISS!" I replied grumpily as she seemed to linger in getting in the car, the cold air filling it as I grumbled, shivering.

"…I thought you'd jump at the opportunity to drive me to my apartment Scott." She said casually buckling herself.

"Please close the door." I mumbled as she finally obliged, smiling mysteriously.

"Especially since Genji's in Japan until tomorrow." She noted almost lazily. I turned the car on quickly, jerking the heat on. "You could even… warm up in my apartment." I pulled the car into the street and drove slowly as I reached over to her pretty blonde head.

"Why wait then? You can help me warm up now." Then pulled her across my lap.

"Ah!" pushing her face against my crotch. "You could've waited." She said, as I kept my eyes on the road but heard the sound of my zipper.

"But I don't want to-COLD!" I hissed feeling her hands on me. "Fuck you're FREEZING." I groaned as she extracted my cock to the heat, "Oooooh that's warm…" I moaned, feeling her lips around me and her tongue flicking over my dick head.

"MMnn… mmn-hmmn…"

"Ah…" I sighed, determined not to look down as I felt her lips slide the length of my shaft.

"MMgmh-mmmn…" the bells on her bangles jingling softly as her hand stroked up and down with her head. I rested my hand on her silky blonde locks, then slide it down her waist, over her FREEZING bell belt, then onto her curvy ass, lifting the tunic she wore and exposing practical white underwear…

"How are you not cold?!" I groaned, squeezing her ass she chuckled around my length. "OOoh…"

"MMN-mmngh-aah!" POP! Her tongue danced along my shaft as she rested her head in my lap, sliding her hand up and down my wet dick as she flicked her tongue against it. "MMGh!" then took it back into her warm mouth. "MMMgh! MMGH! MMGh!"

Tinkle tinkle! Went her hand, sliding into my pants to fondle my balls as saliva dribbled down from her lips.

"I don't know what Santa's paying you but you deserve a raise." I moaned as she grunted irately. "What? No elf play?"

"Ah!" she gasped, "No elf play." She added firmly, stroking my cock with her hand before sliding back into her mouth. "MMGh…MMgh… hmmn-mmn…" he hit a traffic light, and I slid my hand up her body to the back of her head. "MMGh-mmn-mnn-mmn!" rapidly jerking her up and down as she buried her face into my crotch.

"I'm gonna cum in your mouth." I declared as the light turned green and I hit the gas a little harder than intended shooting us forward. "…Don't swallow it." keeping my eyes on the rode I held her head on the tip.

"Mmgh? MMNGH!" my cock pulsated eagerly, pumping my load into her warm mouth as I groaned, sighing softly as I held her in place until every last drop was between her smoking hot lips. "MGH…"

"Ugh…" I shook a little, bucking my hips up into her face before finally letting her go and putting both hands back on the wheel. She pulled off my tip, leaving my cock hanging as she sat back in her seat. "…Show me."

Her face contorted slightly, then, "Bwaaah…" opened up her gooey-filled mouth and quickly shut it. my cock twitched slightly.

"Now hold it till I get you home."

"Hold it?!" she mumbled, keeping her head tilted so not to spill. "Why?"

"Because it's hot." I declared cheekily as she moaned, churning my cum in her mouth as her cheeks bulged slightly. It took me five more minutes to get to her apartment, and another minute to park in her lot as I turned the car off, turning to her. "…Okay."

"GULP! Ah…" she shook her head, "Ugh… you need to eat more fruit." She declared like a proper doctor.

"I'll keep that in mind." I then slapped my lap. "Have a seat." He said, as she raised an eyebrow at me, smiling.

"Really? Right here in the car?"

"I'm not going to lie. I really don't want to get out." She laughed softly… then removed her coat, and her underwear… then slid over my lap, sitting on her knees facing me as my cock slid easily into her wet pussy. I then grabbed the wheel behind her and thrust forward.

"Ah! Ah! Ahh! Ahh!"

HONK!

She laughed, suddenly squeezing me in surprise as she covered her mouth, I used her body to honk the horn by accident. "Urgh!" I growled, quietly before grabbing the seat adjuster and letting it fall backward, taking her with me as she fell on top of me.

"Ah-Uugh-ugh-aaah!!" bucking wildly up into her pussy as I made her ride me like a reindeer… "Uugh! Aah-uugh! SCOooott!" she moaned as I wrapped my arms around her. Holding her jingling arms to her sides as I continuously pumped up into her warm insides. "Ugh-ugh-ugh-hugh!!" the car rocked and shook with our fucking as she began to slam her hips down on my thrusting cock. Her head gazing at the back seat with an open mouth and MOANING loudly. "UUUUUUGH-aagh!" her voice undulating with my rapidly slapping hips.

SMACK!

"OOOOOH!!" she clamped down on me as I began to swat at her shapely backside. "Ah!...AAGH! STOoop!" she whimpered but she was flooding around my dick as my hands clapped on her ass cheeks. "Ahaa-aaha!" she pushed off of me, resting her hands on the car roof and gritting her teeth before-

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

…Whether she was trying to break my pelvis or get off on my cock I'm not sure but we were certainly enjoying ourselves. "Ahaa-aah-aaah-aaagh!!" the bells on her wrists and waist jangled noisily with the rocking car as her head occasionally banged on the roof with my thrusts. "Haa-aagh-aaah!!"

"You hot… elf… slut!" I moaned as she gasped, squeezing me.

"N-No elf play! UUGH!!" she squirmed on top of me as she climaxed, "Haa-aah!" and taking the opportunity for an extra tight Angela I rapidly railed up into her declaring my own release. "Haa-aahag-aah-aagh god!"

"UUGH I'm cumming!!" I swatted her ass cheek hard as she clamped like a vice and went limp, her eyes rolling dazedly as I bucked up half a dozen more times and planted my hips against hers, letting my load rush up into my sexy little helper as she fell backward and-

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk.

I yanked her forward on top of me, getting her off the car horn as we panted for breath. Gasping, sweaty… kind of hot now. She panted into my ear and gasped. "…Oh mein gott…" she wiggled her body slightly, "MMmgh… nothing like a warm body on a cold day…" she cooed as I squeezed her ass. "…Even if it's not genji…"

"Seriously?" I mumbled, "I'm RIGHT here!" I pouted, "…I'm totally going to find my girlfriend after this and plow her instead!"

"Oooh!" she squealed as I rolled her over, thrashing like gators in a death roll as I pinned her down and folded her surprisingly flexible legs up so her heels hit the roof of the car. She sneered playfully up at me as I pulled out of her pussy and pushed against her weakness. "Ach nein…" she whimpered, "Oh Scheiße!"

I banged that swiss ass like it was mine. And it was. "Ah-aahg-aaagh Gott! Ooh! OOH!! NOT so fast! Not so fast! nicht so schnell!" she whined erotically, making me harder as the bells tinkled and her ass tightened.

"Shut up and take it anal slut you love it." I declared as her face agreed with me. Her eyes rolled up into her head, tongue out, her lips stretching into a smile as her legs clawed the leather seat.

"Ah! AH! AH! AH! JA!!" I climbed over her, plowing that ass relentlessly as her screams pierced the car and echoed around the parking structure of her apartment building. "Ja! Ja! JA~!"

"Cum on my cock anal slut!" I buried my length into her spasming ass hole as she squirmed beneath me, watching her face contort in orgasmic bliss before I yanked it out and scrambled awkwardly up her body, dragging my balls across her chin before adjusting my hips. "Taste your ass. Taste it!"

She clawed my ass cheeks and pulled my cock as deep into her gaping fucked-face mouth as she could. "MMMN-MMGH!" A modern art picture of tangled limps and uncomfortably position her throat pulsated as I emptied my hot load into her. "MMgn… mmmngh…" she dreamily sucked on my cock, caressing my ass cheeks as she pulled me towards her face.

"How's that?" I asked exhaustedly, "Fuck!" and fell into the backseat as she gasped for breath, a spurt of my cum thankfully shooting down her face onto her neck as I crumpled into a heap.

"…Ah…" she moaned, letting her legs flop down and shuddering. "…Very… liberating…" she smiled at me then scraped up my cum with her finger, slurping it into her mouth as she checked herself in the rearview mirror. "Are you sure you don't want to come in? I have hot chocolate! Swiss!" she said excitedly as I frowned from the floor of the backseat.

"…That does sound tempting… but I should get back. I don't think I can get away with fucking TWO teachers while I'm on shift."

"MMn. Suit yourself Scott…" then grabbing her clothes, she pulled on her coat and slipped her panties into an inside pocket. "Merry Christmas." She smiled.

"Merry Christmas-cold-cold-cold!" I grumbled as she left, but… a sudden chill on her bare, still-wet pussy at least made her walk as awkwardly as I do… it was kind of adorable. I could still hear the jingling bells…

I returned to the diner and slammed my head on the wheel as I took a breath. "Okay. Last time." I opened the door. "Cold cold cold…" I penguin walked to the diner and walked right in to find it mostly empty with my mom hanging out with Lena, Emily, Mei and Echo all in the same booth as I shook off the snow from my coat. "No-no. It's cool." I grumbled. "Still alive. Thank you." I mumbled… then I stumbled, almost slipping on a patch of melted ice, catching myself.

"It's not like it's a Blizzard out there Scott." Mom noted as I sighed and got my footing.

"Yep." I managed, I have no words. But returned my attention to little sleeping lizzie in her stroller, resisting the urge to poke her chubby little cheeks. "So do you still need me? Otherwise, I'm going to…" I looked outside at the snow. "…Head home."

"Well if you want to walk Scott that's fine. But I'm going to need the car later." Mom replied as I sighed.

Waddle home? Stay at the diner? Choices.

"…Maybe I can get a ride." I declared, checking my phone.

Jeremy? No he's doing things with the coach and maybe his Azeroth High friends. Olivia? No she's 'not doing' things with my Aunt Mira… Nova? No… mom would set me on fire… welp, only one thing to do.

Me – Hey, mind giving me a ride home? I'm trapped at the diner.

Fareeha - ...What right now? You realize how cold it is outside?

Me – Fair… I would consider it a personal favor.

Fareeha – Define 'favor'.

Me – I don't know. What do you want?

Fareeha – Oh so this favor is open-ended is it?

Me – Sure. One 'favor' for a ride home.

Fareeha – I'll hold you to it.

After a second she texted again.

Fareeha – for the record this favor won't involve sex. I'm actually going to make you do stuff.

I sighed at that, but…

Me – Fine. I love you enough to accept these terms.

I smiled and slipped my phone back into my pocket and stared out into the snowy hell that I dread. However soon enough Fareeha and her truck plowed easily through the snow and she hopped out of it looking like an eskimo with a heavy brown coat trudging through the snow into the diner.

"Amari taxi service." She declared as Mom smiled at her.

"Hello Fareeha."

"Hey." She smiled at her before turning back to me as I got my coat, "Ready to- ooooooh!" she cooed happily immediately approaching the stroller.

"Crap." I grumbled I forgot about baby cuteness. I didn't plan for baby cuteness.

"Hi! Hi there!" she crooned over Lizzie's stroller. "Oooh you are just the cutest!" I sighed as I let it play out. "Oh-ho-ho can I hold her?" she grinned as Lena hefted Lizzie from the stroller.

"Well I would but it's about feeding time for her."

"Ah! That's my cue to leave." I declared, stepping towards the door, "I'll wait in the truck."

Mistake this was a mistake! Cold cold cold cold cold doooor is LOOOOOCKED.

Bleep-bloop.

Door is opened!

I bundled up in the passenger's seat as eventually Fareeha came out of the warm diner and trudged through snow back to her truck as I braced myself. The door opened and she slipped right in as snow began to fall again. "COLD." she grumbled at me.

"HEAT!" I pointed a shaking finger at the temperature control as she turned the truck on. "Haaa… thank you." She then turned on the radio to some rock station and we drove on quietly back to my house…

After a few minute's drive, she parked on the curb as I stared at my front door a good few yards away. I sighed, as she squinted through her windshield, it was starting to snow pretty heavily again. "…Yeah. I'm not driving home in this." She said and turned off the Truck.

"Whhhhhy." I grumbled, rubbing my arms, "I am not mentally prepared yet!"

"Do you want to invite me inside or what?" she replied frankly with a sexy smile as I sighed.

"…Do you want to come inside?" I asked.

"Sure. Beats sitting in the truck until the snow lets up. On the count of three."

"Wait let me get my keys." I then fumbled in my pockets, "Ah-ha!" holding them at the ready. "Okay.

"One."

"Two."

"THREE!"

"COLD COLD COLD!" I penguin walked towards the front door as she shambled past me, waiting for me to open it up as I gripped my wrist and finally managed to slip the key into the lock. "OH my god!" I declared as we entered together.

"Ooooh… central heating thank you." Fareeha smiled and removed her coat, hanging it nearby as she walked around in a traditionally tacky Christmas sweater. With a big green tree in the center of it as I too hung up my coat and rubbed my arms.

"OOH!" Fareeha suddenly gasped as I hugged her. "…Well I expected this but I thought you'd wanted to warm up first…" she grinned.

"I'm trying. So cold." I mumbled, squeezing her tightly before lifting her laughing from the floor to drop on the couch with her on top of me and yanking a blanket off the back, throwing it over both of us as I sighed contentedly. "Ah… much better. Ah! Wait."

I turned on the TV, and naturally…

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose…

"…They really do play those on loop during the holidays." She mumbled, resting her head on my chest as we cuddled.

"Perfect." I replied quietly, snuggling with my girlfriend.

We got about partway through the stop-motion classic… when she spoke again. "Are we not going to have sex?"

I coughed, and grinned at her. "I mean I won't say no… but I DO like the idea of us cuddling on the couch." She frowned at me, then shrugged. Going back to resting her head on my chest as little Scott started to approve of her 'have sex' idea.

"So. What did you get me for Christmas?" she asked, "And don't say 'my cock' or I'm going to bite it off the next time I'm blowing it." she said casually. As I shook my head.

"Nope. My cock is Olivia's Christmas present. Yours is in my room…" she raised a pretty eyebrow at me.

"Well let's go get it." she declared, shooting off me with the blanket and leaping off the couch.

"Hey!" I mumbled wrapping my arms around her, "Cold…" and we awkwardly shuffled up the stairs as she laughed and got into my room. I grumbled quietly shaking off the chills as I went to my desk and pulled out a small box. She stared at it.

"…Did you get me a ring?" she asked curiously as I cleared my throat.

"No…" I opened the box to show her a key with a big #1 on it. she took it, looking at it and smiling.

"Is this a key to your room?"

"No it's a key to the cabin I'm renting for New Years eve." I said, "You, me, a bunch of Jeremy's friends from Overwatch High… Jeremy. Coach… maybe Olivia if she gets wind of this."

"…Your Christmas present is us mostly alone in a cabin?" she replied, I shrugged sheepishly.

"…Well the only way I could convince my parents to let me go up there is with friends... Jeremy is providing surrogate friends. And we'll be mostly alone. I'm told they'll be snow camping or whatever…"

"…That's pretty sweet." She cooed, flicking the key around her fingers. "…How'd you pay for a whole cabin?"

"I don't know if you know this…" I began cuddling my super hot girlfriend, mostly for warmth. "But I have this rich aunt… who actually likes to do things for me…" I shrugged, "…I also have a summer job this year at the Nexus, but I'll let summertime Scott worry about that."

"MMn-hmmn." She smiled and started kissing me. "…And what about wintertime Scott?"

"…I think he's busy freezing his nuts off. You better check for him."

"Ha-ha-ha!" laughed my sexy ass girlfriend as together we fell onto the bed. And she mounted me. "Let me warm them up a little…" she purred as little Scott throbbed against her crotch. She let the blanket fall off her like a disrobing cape as she reached for her sweater and yanked it off before tossing it onto the bed and then flopping forward against me. "MMN!"

Shoving her tongue into my mouth as I rain my hands up her sides. "MMgn… mmnwah…" she pulled away and then stood up, swaying her hips as she stripped out of her pants. Wiggling her waist as she pushed them down her curvy legs and let them drop onto my lap just as I managed to get out of my pants. She kicked her clothes aside as she lowered herself down onto my erection. "There we go…" she cooed.

"…Hang on…" I said, rubbing her waist.

"what?"

"…Put the sweater back on." I grinned cheekily as she laughed.

"Seriously? You want me-" she grabbed the sweater, "To put clothes BACK on?"

"Eh. It's Christmas…" I replied before pumping up into her.

"AH! Oooh!" she bounced on my lap, tossing back her head as she moaned in the tight sweeter. "Oh-oh-oh… haha." She pushed me down, rolling her sexy ass on my lap as she grinned down at me. "Haa-aaah… mmn!" she wiggled her body on top of mine as I lied back and enjoyed it… she certainly did.

Being on the bottom isn't so bad once in a while…

The bed creaked under me as she bounced up and down, riding me like a cowgirl… I need to remember to steal Ashe's hat so Fareeha can wear it… for unrelated reasons.

"Fuck me. Come on…" she encouraged as I sat up, "Ooh…" cupping my hands on her ass cheeks and lifting her up and down on my cock, "Haa-aaha-haaa… there's my man-mmmn…" moaning into my mouth as I kissed her. "MMgn-mmgn-mmn!" sitting on the edge of the bed as my fingers sunk into her bronze ass. "MMng-mmn!"

Feeling her insides tighten around my as I held her close then pushed off from the bed. "MMGH!" charging to the wall. "MMGH! MMNGH!" pounding her hard and deep against it as she wrapped her arms and legs around me. "Put your-mmgh! Cum in me!" she gasped into my mouth, squeezing me tightly with her powerful arms and legs, moaning and writhing erotically before me as she begged me to cum inside her. "I want your cum! Cum in me!" she whined as I rammed her hard against the wall.

"Ah-aah-aah-aah-aaaah!"

"Ugh-FAREEHA… oooh yeah."

"Ah-haa…" she sighed, squeezing me as I let it all out.

"Ugh! Ugh!" thumping the wall with her body as I lay against her. "Haaa…" filling her womb with my cum as she licked my neck, cheek, lips… kissing me encouragingly. "…If that was my present I loved it." she giggled and let her feet slide off me. Rubbing my chest with her hands as she pushed me away… I slipped out of her slick pussy as she spread herself.

"MMn… that wasn't your present… this is…" she pushed from the wall and, oddly, she lay down on the floor before raising her ass in the air and… spreading her legs. It looked like some uncomfortably yoga position. "Tada! The jack-o pose…"

I stared at her body bent and twisted in some admittedly sexy position as she wiggled her ass playfully behind her. "…I have no idea what it is." I said, my cock shooting up as it readied itself for a return to Fareeha's insides. "But I love it." her shapely brown ass cheeks wiggled enticingly in the air and grabbed them, squeezing them as she moaned…

"Ahh…" I put my cock back where it belonged, "Aah… AH! AH!" pumping down DEEP into her as her body bounced and flexed, for half a minute I thought was I going to break her spine. "Aaah-afuck me!" she squealed as I pounded harder and harder against her body. "AH aah! Aaah aahh!! YES!! WORTH IT!"

I'm inclined to agree.

I reached down and grabbed at her hair, tugging it back as her legs suddenly spasmed. "Haaaaaaagh!"

"You like that? Being fucked into the floor?!"

"YEAH! Ahh! AAH SCOTT! FUCK ME!! AH-aha-aah-aaaah!!" rapidly jamming into her body until her legs gave out and she flopped to the floor but I just kept thrusts, falling onto her back as she slid into a straight bar of trembling flesh as I interlocked my fingers with her hands, "Ha-aha-aha-aah-aaaah!!! OOOH OOHH-ho…" she curled up beneath me as I pushed deep inside her, spraying her insides with my cum once again as I fell onto her body and just went limp. "MMGH-mmn!"

Feeling her sweater against my cheek as her pussy spasmed around my cock, I squeezed her hands tightly as she cooed. "Merry Christmas…" she mumbled as I sighed.

"…My present wasn't just sex, right?" I asked as she laughed, shaking beneath me.

"MMN… no I got you an ugly sweater." She replied, "…It looks like this one."

"…Perfect…" I sighed… then the cold hit me. "Cold…"

"Right. Hot shower?"

"The HOTTEST of showers." I replied, picking her up from the floor and cuddling her all the way to the bathroom as she laughed giddily… we almost didn't take off the sweater.

End

Lena and Emily's daughter is named Lizzie, short of Elizabeth and you have no idea how hard it was for me to think up that name.

Now to Ze butchering!

NON! NON! NON! Je sais ce que tu FAIS ! OH MON DIEU! = NO! NO! NO! I know what you're DOING! OH MY GOD!

Espèce de petit salaud! Tu sais que j'aime ça comme ça! = You little bastard! You know I love it like this!

DONNEZ-MOI MON PUTAIN DE CADEAU DE NOEL! = GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHRISTMAS PRESENT