64 Chapter 64

----- Start of the Call -----

[ Raizel: Sup. ]

[ Satoshi: Woah, someone's in an excellent mood today. ]

[ Raizel: Huh? Excellent? I don't know what you mean. ]

[ Satoshi: *sigh* You and your pretentiousness. ]

[ Raizel: Look, I really dont- ]

[ Satoshi: Oh please. At least hide that disgusting smugness in your tone if you're going to play the sarcastic humble card on me. ]

[ Raizel: Oh. Hehe~ my bad. Old habit. ]

[ Satoshi: Dumbass... So, how was it? ]

[ Raizel: How was what? ]

[ Satoshi: Your ass being hunted by thousands of Players for almost a month? ]

[ Raizel: Oh, that? Well you know... sh*t, what else? ]

[ Satoshi: It's your own doing anyway. Already warned you about it, but you didn't listen. ]

[ Raizel: Well, I'm not saying I regret it happened. But it doesn't change the fact that it's a pretty sh*t experience overall. ]

[ Satoshi: Really? How so? Aren't you the guy who gained the most from this event? ]

[ Raizel: Gained the most from this? Hah! Is that supposed to be a joke? ]

[ Satoshi: Did you not? ]

[ Raizel: You wish! I barely got any benefits at all due to that stupid debuff. All I gained through all of this was mostly the rewards from my main quest. Benefited the most my ass. I even suffered a loss due to the huge amount of resources I needed to repair the cities each time they were destroyed. My stockpile was almost exhausted due to that. ]

[ Satoshi: Well, like I said, your own doing. ]

[ Raizel: Whatever. Also, why is it me? Aren't you guys the ones who benefited the most from this? ]

[ Satoshi: Woah, wait a minute. You thought all the sleepless nights I needed to pull just to make sure nothing goes to sh*t during this event was more of a benefit for me? ]

[ Raizel: Cry about it. You probably earned enough checks anyway to wipe those tears. I mean, I could only imagine how much you guys earned just from the sale of that God-defying totem bullsh*t alone. Given how many people decided to join in on my Hunt quest. ]

[ Satoshi: Well... I plead guilty. ]

[ Raizel: Yeah that's what I thought. ]

[ Satoshi: Going back on the main point though, how was the fight? ]

[ Raizel: What fight exactly? You know I've been to many lately. ]

[ Satoshi: What else? Of course, I'm talking about your last fight with Bob the World Enemy. ]

[ Raizel: Oh him? Well... decent I guess? ]

[ Satoshi: Wow! Decent? That's pretty rich coming from a guy like you who always talks trash about every Player you fought. ]

[ Raizel: Well I'm not saying he is good. But it's the most entertaining fight during these past months, to say the least. ]

[ Satoshi: Really? How so? ]

[ Raizel: Wait, didn't you guys watch the fight happen live? ]

[ Satoshi: Nope, only the others. Not me. I was the one who was tasked with preventing the server from crashing down during your fight, especially when you said that you might finally use 'that' ring. Had to put our guards up for that you know? That ring literally alters the server to some degree. ]

[ Raizel: I see. But there's no way the other Devs didn't record it. ] 

[ Satoshi: I just got off work okay? Watching a video that lasts a couple of hours is the last thing I would want to do right now. Just give me a break and tell me the damn fight already. ]

[ Raizel: *sigh~* Well, it's not much. I mean, compared to others, it's just a bit hard given how bloated his stats are. ]

[ Satoshi: Oh Yeah~. Now that you mentioned it, that guy's Stats is really impressive. So impressive in fact that almost all the other Devs placed their bet on your loss due to that. ]

[ Raizel: A bet happened? You should've told me. I could've extorted more from your... kind. ]

[ Satoshi: You don't need to. Money is probably the last thing you need anyway. ]

[ Raizel: Money is still Money. Only a crazy person would not want to have more of it. ]

[ Satoshi: Well... I could only agree. ]

[ Raizel: Anyway, who did you bet on?... I'm hoping not me. ]

[ Satoshi: Of course you. It's free money at that point. ]

[ Raizel: What a boring person. ]

[ Satoshi: Heh~ Funny enough, the others said the same thing. Telling me that with those stats, a couple of hits will be enough to easily kill you. ]

[ Raizel: You should've believed them. ]

[ Satoshi: As I should. But I chose to be practical. And knowing you, I kinda figured that you would win. ] 

[ Raizel: Did you trust me that much? Gosh~ I'm touched. ]

[ Satoshi: You WISH. But, well, I already saw the guy before. And, how do I put this... when it comes to battling, he's not the brightest. And by that I mean, amongst you World Champions. ]

[ Raizel: Fair enough I guess?? I mean, that guy is so bad that I started to feel bad for him midway through our fight. Talk about long preparation just to end up like that. ]

[ Satoshi: Well he's not THAT bad, just good enough to put him within the top rankings. But, paired against a guy like you who's pretty much a battle maniac, his overwhelming stats will be useless. At least that's how I predicted it, which is what exactly happened it seems, fortunately. ]

[ Raizel: It's not that useless though. I mean, thanks to his insane defense, the fight became excessively harder to finish than it should have been originally. The fact that he also possesses a power that can easily end me the moment I made one mistake, made my guard in its maximum throughout the whole fight. ]

[ Satoshi: Hmm... So I guess it wasn't as easy as you made it sound to be. ]

[ Raizel: Never said it was easy. ]

[ Satoshi: Really? ] 

[ Raizel: You think? I used THAT Ring which I never used before. I brought out all of my summons to help me. Use a bunch of Ultimate skills that I usually don't like using. Used some one-time usage Items that you know I don't like doing. I also exhausted lots of my Mana. Not to mention that our fight literally took almost an hour. Do you think that sounds like an easy fight? ]

[ Satoshi: That's why I'm asking. I didn't watch the fight remember? ]

[ Raizel: Well now you know. ]

[ Satoshi: Geez, now that you said that it gave you a hard time. I think I would really need to watch that fight now. ] 

[ Raizel: Why? Does watching me suffer make you sleep well at night or something? ]

[ Satoshi: Maybe? I mean, seeing you have a hard time against a Player, which I have never seen before, would surely be quite a scene. ]

[ Raizel: Then have fun knocking yourself out with it. ]

[ Satoshi: Maybe later. Anyways, I was already spoiled about the ending of your fight, and also... about what happened after that. And gotta say, even though I kinda expected it already, I still can't believe that you just did all those people like that. Such a dick move in my opinion. ]

[ Raizel: What do you mean? ]

[ Satoshi: I mean sure, the hunting quest ended at the same time your fight with Bob was done. But logging off immediately after that? Man~ you could've entertained the tons of Players waiting eagerly for you outside at least. ]

[ Raizel: And what, die? No thanks, I'm good. ]

[ Satoshi: You really have no sympathy for the guys you've been with for at least a month huh? What a heartless fellow. You didn't even appreciate all the effort they did just to kill you. ]

[ Raizel: You do know that outside of the World Maker, I'm pretty much f*cked right? And that I would not be able to log out unless I'm in a safe place or inside a city, which in that scenario, would be impossible to find. ]

[ Satoshi: Obviously, I'm just trolling here. Relax. Who did you think allowed you to log out while inside the World Maker, which was not originally possible, huh? ]

[ Raizel: B*tch that's your job. ]

[ Satoshi: All I'm saying is that you should take a look at the thousands of Players you left behind. I've sent you a link. ]

[ Raizel: Wait, lemme... PFT! ]

[ Satoshi: See how horrible you are. Look what you did to these people. ]

[ Raizel: Why the f*ck are they looking like puppies abandoned by their owners? HAHAHA!! ]

[ Satoshi: The irony is, according to them, they won't move and wait for you to come back. ]

[ Raizel: -HAHAHA! ]

[ Satoshi: So, what would you do about this? ]

[ Raizel: Oh you know well what I would do. ]

[ Satoshi: I know. But that's not what I'm talking about. ]

[ Raizel: What then? ] 

[ Satoshi: I mean, you are literally being spawn camped right now. Isn't that the reason for you switching cities every time you log out back then? To avoid the very situation you are in right now? Don't tell me you are just not going to play for a month. ]

[ Raizel: For a couple of days yeah, but a month? Are you insane? I'm too much of an addict to do that. ]

[ Satoshi: I know. That's why I'm asking what you gonna do. ]

[ Raizel: Meh~ they are hardly a problem. They're not gonna last there anyway... If you guys actually do what we agreed on that is. ]

[ Satoshi: The removal of the God-defying totem? Yeah sure, I will make it happen personally. But you do know that we will only remove it from the market right? Players who bought a bulk of it would still have it even after that. And I doubt that their stocks of it will be gone in just a couple of days. If we do the math according to the graphs, a month is more realistic. ]

[ Raizel: Yeah that's the thing, only stocks of it remained. Meaning, a weakness that can be exploited appeared. ]

[ Satoshi: Weakness? What are you talking about? ]

[ Raizel: Hmm... I wonder what would happen if someone online said that he would buy some of those totems, for double the price, hmm? ]

[ Satoshi: Wait. You don't mean- ]

[ Raizel: They would immediately know that it is me for sure and immediately realize that it's nothing but Bait... but like I said before my friend, Money is Money, only a crazy person would not want more of it. ]

[ Satoshi: You despicable f*cker. ]

[ Raizel: Given how fast information travels within the Wiki, I doubt they would last a couple of days there, let alone a Month haha~. ]

[ Satoshi: *sigh* As a guy who fell for the same trick back then, why am I still surprised by your ways of dealing with things? ]

[ Raizel: The luckiest part of your life. ]

[ Satoshi: Argh, I had enough of your haughtiness for the day. Since you probably sorted out all your problems already, my worries are useless. I'll just go and have my dinner now. ]

[ Raizel: I'm having mine right now. ]

[ Satoshi: Then focus on your meal first. I'll just give you the update later. ]

[ Raizel: Sure. ]

[ Satoshi: I hope you choke. ]

[ Raizel: Tell that to your wife. ]

[ Satoshi: F*ck you. ]

------ End of the Call ------

( Later that night... )

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