Other me sucks at being Evil

So maybe I ended up in an alternate reality. The fact is my situation sucks. I'm kinda holding the bag for a wannabe who wanted to rule the world and didn't realize not everyone would want to be subjugated. Go figure! Anyway, WTF do I do now. Readers beware: Profanity and gore are going to be part of this story, I'll probably have other addendums too. Sorry I just like to curse and be a little viceral. This is a fun spinoff a dream for me.