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(.Jk)

SH'I will put you into ravenclaw, the castle has a surprise for her new master hidden there, Lady Hogwarts will help you find it'

'Hmm a secret, please give Lady Hogwarts my thanks'

'Will lady Hogwarts help me with my show?'

SH'Of course my lord'

SH"RAVENCLAW"

James being the final student to get sorted decides to make a show of power, as anyone would do

"Thank you sorting hat, please give Lady Hogwarts my regards"

SH" Of course my lord"

Once the sorting hat finishes his response the entire castle glows and the bell towers chime causing a small earthquake, ending with Lady Hogwarts herself materializing in front of james(pretty much cortana, but more transparent)

Lady Hogwarts(LH)"Welcome home my lord" she says while bowing

"Please do not bow my Lady, It is my pleasure to be home"

As he finishes this sentence the sword of gryffindor materializes next to Lady Hogwarts and she grabs it

LH"My Lord, Please take this sword, It is your inheritance as Lord Gryffindor"

(its all in the plan, he made it appear from his inventory for a show)

As james takes the sword the entire castle once more shakes with joy further welcoming her master home leaving all the students and staff in hogwarts shocked

LH"My Master, since the castle is yours, all rooms will show themself and open for you, you also have full control over the school, should a teacher or class not meet your standards it is left to you to make a decision"

"My Lady, please call me james, and would you be able to summon Professor Cuthbert Binns?"

LH"Of course james, please call my jeanne (totally not comparing anything)"

As lady hogwarts finishes her sentence, ghostly binns appears

Binns"Welcome my lord, have you finally come to release me?"

"Good evening Cuthbert, please give us another semester to find a replacement, I will of course promise this on my magic if you want"

Binns"There is no need to do that my lord, its been centuries, whats another half year"

"Thank you Cuthbert"

James finishing his show continues to ravenclaw table to get on with the feast, leaving a dumbfounded staff behind

(Thank you everyone, sorry for the short chapter, next monday, not this one, I should return to regular word count and uploading schedule of about 1 chapter a day)