Chapter 428: The Immortal Body of King Kong

Kengeki in M ​​City.

in the corner.

King sat at the table, fiddling with his laptop, and turned it on.

While waiting for the laptop to start buffering, he couldn't help but remember the appointment he had made when Saitama went out in the morning.

Saitama has been living in his house these few days. However, he refuses to live long. He gets up every morning and goes out to find a free house (because he can't afford to rent even a cheap rental house). King once said frankly that he can help him rent a house, but unfortunately He was very stubbornly rejected.

This morning, Saitama got dressed as usual and was about to go out. He suddenly turned around and said to King: "King, when I come back, let's go to KFC together!"

"Hmm...Huh?"

The king agreed subconsciously, and reacted, looking at Saitama in surprise, what did he nibble on? He only felt that the chrysanthemum tightened, and the coldness of his back was rising, and he suddenly regretted leaving Saitama in his home.

Saitama, Saitama, your baldness has absolutely nothing to do with your exercise, but your head is loaded with too much xanthoma, so your hair falls out.

Saitama looked at the weird king strangely, "king, what's the matter with you?"

"No...nothing, a misunderstanding."

King had come back to his senses, it turned out to be Kenge, a fast food restaurant, and he was scared to death.

"Huh, it's still early, Saitama is still looking for his free house."

He woke up from the memory, smiled, opened the web page, and browsed the related housing rental issues.

When he hadn't noticed, several guys wearing peaked caps, or large headphones, or suspiciously whereabouts appeared one after another in the Kengeki store.

"Head, poison has been added to King's favorite honeydew soda, but why don't we leave?"

"Because... I don't worry about seeing King die with my own eyes."

It turned out that the two of them were remnants of the Fafa Assassin Group who had failed to assassinate King many times before. They were really obsessed with assassinating King. Most of the Assassin Group members had been killed before, however, they never gave up.

Some time ago, I planned a delivery bomb, and now I have acquired a blood-sealing poison through a certain channel. It is rumored that only one gram can kill a whale, and the poison is very powerful.

They believe that no matter how strong the body is, the king is always a human being. Perhaps his muscles make his appearance so defensive. However, his internal organs are always very fragile. King swallows poison and will also be poisoned to death.

After a detailed observation, they found that King usually takes his laptop to relax at the Kengeki shop not far downstairs. Moreover, King loves to drink honeydew soda, so they deliberately put poison into honeydew soda, of course In order to ensure the success of the plan, they have asked people to stop others from coming in. In this way, there are only people from their killer group in the store, as long as they don't drink honeydew soda and wait for the king to "suicide".

"Waiter, bring me a glass of honeydew soda!"

Sure enough, after King looked up the contents of the rental house, there was no rental house that met Saitama's worth. He immediately closed the web page and reached out to place an order to the KFC waiter.

"Ah!"

The head of the group and the others twitched their mouths and burst out murderously.

"Please wait."

The waiter is an uncle, with a sparse beard and vicissitudes of life, which makes people impressed at a glance.

"Sir, your honeydew soda."

"Thanks a lot."

King took the soda and thanked him, he put the soda in his hand, opened the folder, and clicked on the book titled "Journey to the West". This is a new book he published on the Internet. He had written one before, but He was scolded out of his brain, saying that his writing is **** and lack of IQ, and he cannot write a good book in this life. He was angry and decided to plagiarize the classics. After some screening, he found that one of the four great masterpieces "Journey to the West" is quite good. It conforms to the setting of the weirdo, so my brain gets hot, and I write this magically revised version of "Journey to the West".

Of course, he had only read the Journey to the West once, so naturally he could not recite it. He only remembered the plot. In addition, he was influenced by the classic "Wukong Biography", which resulted in a lot of deviations in this "Journey to the West". , Monkey King is no longer willing to travel to the west to learn from the experience, but rises up to fight for freedom and equality, and a fair life. He boldly shouts, "The sky will crush me, a stick will break the sky, the earth will bury me, and only one hand will crack the ground. I want these sentient beings, talk about my discoloration, want the hero, and smell my fear" in the second slogan.

In short, this is a book for eccentric people, which obviously violates the current mainstream values ​​of heroes. It is estimated that after uploading, he will still be scolded out of his head, but it does not matter, he is here to retaliate.

It's a joke, you should pass the time.

The book opened, and the first line: "Speaking of a mountain of flowers and fruits in Aolai country, there is a mountain of flowers and trees, and there is a stone at the top of the mountain. This day, it looks like a wild life, and a monkey suddenly collapses from the stone..."

"Not bad."

He reviewed the previously coded content and was very satisfied. When he opened a new page, he had already written the plot of Monkey King's trouble at the Hero Association headquarters. The Heroes Association killed the Monkey King and let Atom The katana slashed, let the thunder light source's electric shock, let the trembling tornado strangle, let the devil transform people to burn, let the dead Gatling shoot, let the scent master infuse poison, etc., but without exception, no one can hurt Qi Heavenly saint cents.

Suck!

He grabbed the honeydew soda and took a sip to quench his thirst. He stared at the computer screen, thinking about the next plot.

"Successful!"

The group leader and the others saw that King had already drunk the melon soda suddenly clenched their fists and cheered secretly. Now they only waited for King to die.

"Haha, you stupid fellows, I have already trained the King Kong indestructible body, axe chopping, electric shock and fire, deadly poisons are all ineffective to me..."

After pondering for a while, he spoke in a low voice while tapping his fingers on the keyboard.

"???"

The head and others became stiff, full of question marks.

"Are king and king mocking us?"

They swallowed secretly, and their bodies trembled slightly.

"Calm!"

The group leader drank cautiously, "Don't worry, if we were exposed, I'm afraid King would have killed us long ago. Do you think there is something wrong with us? Keep calm."

"Wait a minute, Captain, is there something wrong with the poison? It stands to reason that the poison sees the blood in the throat, and the attack only takes a few seconds. Why has King died without the poison for so long?"

The courier wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"this..."

The head hesitated a little.

"King won't really be what he said he is the incorruptible body of King Kong, right?"

He thought desperately, the non-destructive body of the King Kong also includes a hundred poisons!

"Yes, yes, I like to see your desperate expressions..."

The king snapped, describing the scene of Qi Tian ridiculing the heroes' horror.

The head and others trembled.

"Head, we are really exposed, shall we retreat?"

The courier was almost crying.

The group leader gritted his teeth and said: "Wait another five minutes, maybe... maybe King is too strong, so the effect of the medicine is delayed..."

"Head, King is standing up!"