Click!
"Damn, I finally came out of the ground."
Wang Feng pushed a piece of cement slab away and sat on the ruins panting. He was so lucky that he happened to ran to the place where the two buildings were opposed and collapsed. After the two buildings collided, they stood in a stalemate and formed a "human" shape. And he happened to be under the crotch of "person", that is, the I under the word (Well, why does this description feel weird).
After the explosion calmed down, he immediately stripped off the gravel and soil and crawled out of the ground.
"Fortunately, I am so lucky. Fortunately, I crossed over to the king who is known to be full of lucky points. If I cross over to other people, I am estimated to be dead. I have to say that crossing is really a technical job."
He wiped out a cold sweat for the rest of his life, and looked up to find a way out, but was shocked to find that there was a demon king Piccolo who was more than ten meters tall and had paid for a new skin. He was so frightened that he could not dare to stand. Moving, the chest suddenly beating like an engine.
"Huh? Is that...Saitama?"
He stood there for a while, his eyes suddenly attracted by the bald head that was as bright as a beacon, "Fuck, Saitama is there, then this weird person is... a vaccine person?"
His eyes lit up and he finally remembered the manga he had read. He remembered that in the manga, the big demon Piccolo, who looked awesome and changed his skin, was beaten to death by Saitama a moment later. Terrible.
Haha, weird cards above the ghost level have been collected.
He is overjoyed. This time he is going to pick up the big bargains. He usually relies on his own strength, not to mention the ghost level. Even the wolf level can't die. It's difficult to collect cards. Now come to City A, just pick it up. A card above the ghost level, the surprise came too suddenly.
Oh no, it should be said that there is money to be made with the bald gang.
With excitement, he can't wait to collect cards, but the weird guy talked about a lot of settings that he didn't understand, just didn't do it.
Angrily, he immediately yelled, "Hey, bald..." He didn't even call Saitama, showing how anxious he was.
Vaccine people's bodies are getting bigger and bigger, and in the end they completely become fierce beasts with sharp teeth and claws, and hideous like ghosts. "You humans are really stupid. It seems that I can only...let humans be destroyed..."
"Huh? You said I was bald?"
Saitama, who was originally listening to the vaccine man with a dull face, heard the word "bald" and immediately burst out a "Tic Tac Toe" on his forehead. From a cute state to a runaway mode, his red gloved fist tightened. , A sudden uppercut came up.
"Unforgivable!?"
Boom!
There was a sound of a physical explosion, and the invincible vaccine person instantly turned into minced meat, and its pieces of meat were scattered all over the ruins, which was very disgusting.
(Vaccine person: MMP, it's my shit?)
"Ding, there are convertible cards nearby, please go to the host to convert!" The system popped out promptly on time.
"Uh…"
Wang Feng looked at Saitama's angry blow because he mistakenly believed that the vaccine person called him "bald", and immediately swallowed the next part of the sentence, for fear that Saitama would find out that he was actually calling "bald".
"I was originally bald, so I won't let people say it." He whispered, and covered his head with a headache: "It's over, I originally planned to go to Z city to join Saitama, but don't think about it for the time being, in case he recognizes the voice, ghost I know if he will give me a trick... bald punch, my small body can't stand it, forget it, I'll stay in M City for the time being, at least it's safe."
"Huh? Where's Saitama?"
When he recovered from his cranky thoughts, Saitama had disappeared without a trace, leaving only a pile of rotten meat on the ground, and a comatose...little girl?
ha? little girl?
Wang Feng was speechless, and Saitama was too careless. He casually threw the unconscious little girl in the ruins. What should I do if I encounter a strange tree?
Fortunately my good uncle is still there!
He jumped out of the ruins, quickly rushed to the little girl, picked up the little girl, and gently wiped the little girl's cute face, and wiped off the dust on her face.
At this time, a green light wave flashed in the sky and stopped above Wang Feng's head.
"king?"
An arrogant loli voice came.
"Um?"
Wang Feng frowned and raised his head questioningly, only to see a petite little loli with a tender face and green curly hair standing above his head out of thin air. What made him snorting was that the little loli was wearing a split cheongsam. There was no hiding underneath, he looked up like this, and directly glanced at the ****.
"That... little girl, is your family very poor? How do you dress so tattered? Even... ahem, no, you... are you a trembling tornado?"
He reacted for a while, and finally recognized the trembling tornado. He was really frightened just now, with such obvious characteristics—superpowers, green curly-haired loli, not wearing... ahem, he didn't recognize it immediately. Tornado.
"You killed the weirdo? Huh, who made you waste your energy?" The shuddering Tornado glanced at the vaccine man who had become minced meat, stuck his waist, and asked angrily.
"what?"
Wang Feng's attitude towards Tornado is confused, when did he provoke her?
Click! Click!
At this moment, the sound of the eggshell being broken came from the corpse of the vaccine man.
"Huh? What sound?"
He ignored the tornado and looked curiously at the pile of **** minced meat.
Grumbling!
An egg stained with dark blue blood and slightly larger than a basketball rolled down. The egg was covered with cracks. These cracks were like spider webs and were expanding and extending, as if a little life was about to break from inside. Out of the shell.
"Hey, did you listen to me seriously? You **** golden retriever, you ignore this lady so much. This lady is going to fight with you. How can you waste your energy here? So even if I win you , No one will be convinced..."
Tornado said inexplicably angrily, Wang Fengli also ignored it, but stared at the egg with interest.
"Ding, there are convertible cards nearby, please go to the host to convert!" The system's prompt sound is so annoying, as long as he does not complete the conversion, the prompt will be endless.
Click! Click! Bom!
There was a slight sound of smashing the eggshell, and a snail tentacles like a thin mushroom appeared on the broken eggshell, and at the same time, the dark blue skin was also revealed.
"Huh? Is it a small vaccine person?"
Wang Feng's eyes lit up. If it is really a small vaccine person, there will be an impulse to adopt in his heart, what? Is it weird? First, although it is rare for humans to adopt weird people, there are many such cases. For example, many high-level members of the Heroes Association have weird pets, and the Kenos takoyaki shop in the future evolution house, the mosquito girl and the armored gorilla are the same. As a shop assistant to entertain customers, he adopts weird people at most as rare as the rich second generation who raise crocodiles and tigers on the earth, and there is no moral and legal hindrance.
Secondly, vaccine people have no less wisdom than humans. In other words, small vaccine people also have the same wisdom as humans. As long as they are well trained, they can definitely be used for their own use.
Third, the Vaccine Man is too similar to the Big Devil in "Dragon Ball". UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Bick has a big trick called the Explosive Magic Wave, which is actually similar to the energy bomb of the Vaccine Man. Moreover, the Big Devil Piccolo would spat eggs before he died to produce the next generation, and the vaccine people also left the eggs that gave birth to offspring before death. The settings of the two were too similar. He even guessed that the vaccine people were forgiving. After the green fever, I disliked my original green skin, so I changed my skin to play.
Therefore, he has the urge to adopt a vaccine person. He wants to transfer the vaccine person to the Big Devil. Think about going out by himself in the future, with a bodyguard of the Big Devil behind him, he meets "What are you looking at" and "What are you looking at?" In this situation, Big Demon King Piccolo threw an energy bomb over and blasted the guy who talked back into dregs with a bang. People blocked killing, gods blocked killing gods. The sourness was simply incredible.
Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help showing a happy smile, his eyes softened when he looked at the vaccine man Dan Dan...
Boom!
However, a green light suddenly came, and a three-meter-sized building slab stone hit the little vaccine man's egg. The little vaccine man's birth journey came to an abrupt end. The eggshell was broken and the dark blue blood slowly flowed. There was only a pile of minced meat left on the ground, where there were small vaccine men.
Wang Feng was blank, and he couldn't help but spit out two words: "I'm grass!?"
The smashed slate is not only a small vaccine man, but also his ultimate fantasy of the Big Devil! cry!
"Hmph, I told you not to listen to my old lady."
Tornado proudly raised her head, "I will let you go this time, and when you rest and regain your strength, we will fight again, hum." After that, an inexplicable green light appeared on her body, hoo! It gallops into the distance, turns into small dots, and then disappears.
"Dragon Roll, I hate you! You give me back the Demon King Piccolo."
Wang Feng roared sadly.
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