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Chapter 106
Title: Minato…
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While that all is happening, in the New World, Jaw and his children look at some small devices that they have in their pockets. This is an emergency signal from one of their siblings.
Kisame frowns at this and they all get on a small flying island. This is the place where Nagato usually stays and trains his powers. They are gonna go to Jaya Island.
"Minato is fighting someone strong, let's go and kill the attackers." Says Kisame as he takes out a piece of gum and chews into it.
*purupurupurupurupuru*
But suddenly, the transponder snail rings out. Kisame looks around. "Whose snail is that?"
His siblings all look at him…
"Oh! Right, it's mine." He says embarrassed as he pulls out his transponder snail and opens it. "Hello, this is Kisame."
"You don't need to come." Comes a voice from the other side. Immediately everyone recognized the voice, it belonged to Minato.
The siblings all have smiles on their faces as they think of this. To them, this is good news, Minato also seemed to have a relatively calm voice as he talked.
Kakashi narrows his eyes at this, he doesn't feel even a sliver of relief at this, so he gets close to the transponder snail and says. "Minato… tell me the password digits to your safe and Akeno's birthday."
As he asks, everyone stops and wonders why Kakashi is asking that. As he sees his siblings look at him like that, he just uses his fruit to manipulate the electricity and make writing in the air saying 'Verification if this is Minato.'
"February the 16th is Akeno's birthday, her blood type is S and we both know that I am her favorite brother." Says Minato from the other side. "Also… you know I don't have a safe anymore as the last one I had you cut a hole in the back of it and were stealing money from me to invest in your failed startup company."
Kakashi's eye twitches a little as his company was mentioned. "You didn't need to say that it failed."
"You also didn't need to steal my money." Answers Minato.
"From what I remember I returned your money."
"Stabbing a man and then stitching back his wound doesn't make it go back to being good."
Kakashi didn't know what to say in the end, so he just said. "Okay… so you are fine… we know that at least."
"Yeah… though they were able to escape sadly. Still, they are all heavily injured." Says Minato, just by the tone of his words people can see that he is narrowing his eyes at Kakashi. "Also, it seems like Blackbeard wants some type of deal with the World Government. Does dad know about that?"
"Yep, I do." Comes Jaw's voice as he appears in the middle of his children's group and none of them even noticed him. "Don't worry, I had countermeasures so you wouldn't be hurt. But anyway, we should prepare for war soon."
"Okay." Says Minato. "By the way dad, I just met Naruto and his crew."
"I know." Says Jaw again… his children just look at him as his face morphed into a smug look. "Also they wanted to go to Skypiea and Cricket helped them."
"Wait… how do you know that?" Questions Minato, completely confused, after all from his view information comes from somewhere. It doesn't have an illogical outcome, there must be spies, rumors, etc… Minato is very experienced with spying and a spy network. The spies are still human so they can get bored, laugh, and actually betray you.
"Well, I know that the same way I know that you were drinking tea today before Blackbeard appeared. And that you wear yellow underwear." Says Jaw casually, a teasing smile very evident now on his face. "Also I know that you were looking at the two waitresses yesterday during lunch, you were wondering if you could have them in a threesome."
"Wait what?!?!?" Exclaims Minato surprised. He never told that to anyone or even expressed it too much outwardly. "How can you know something like that?!!"
Jaw still with a smile on his face says. "Well, I just learned it right now, by hearing your response right now."
Everyone is quiet at that. They look at their father. 'He outplayed Minato once again. The information broker got tricked out of information.'
The one to break the silence is Kisame who says. "So… Minato you have really grown…"
"Huh?" Minato is confused by where Kisame is going with this.
"I remember when you were just a little kid and small, I would throw you up so high, higher than the others too because I knew you could take it." Reminisces Kisame as he looks at the transponder snail with a smile on his face.
"Yeah…" Says Minato. "I used to be so scared I would almost pee myself."
"Hehehe…" Laughs Kisame softly, then his smile becomes a little awkward as he looks at the snail. Even Jaw seems curious about what Kisame is on about. "Yeah, and look at you now, all grown up. Managing your own island, you don't have to pay any rent so plenty of disposable income."
"Ugh… Oh god." Whines Minato, knowing where this is gonna go.
"C'mon Minato." Pleads Kisame. "Just a couple hundred thousand beri, I know that at the end something will come through now."
*caching*
Minato just closes on this. Jaw takes out some crackers as he looks at his mini-him (Kisame). He has a nonchalant look on his face as he looks at Kisame being in a bad mood now.
Kakashi only looks at Kisame and says. "You really need to get rid of that gambling habit of yours."
"I know… I know…" Says Kisame, his mood being very depressed.
"Also don't you play against Ariel mostly?" Questions Nagato. "She is a nine-year-old kid and you still lose to her…"
Kisame falls on his knees as a dark cloud appears above him. "Damn it… why am I so trash…"
Jaw just keeps looking at this nonchalantly as he looks at Kisame. He has an allowance of 1,000,000 ß and even though he and Kakashi are amongst the strongest in the family, they always waste their money. Kisame usually loses it against his younger sister, and Kakashi loses it by starting some new company that is gonna make billions… but it goes bankrupt within the week.
Jaw allows them to do whatever the hell they want with their allowances. But he knows that he will never let either of them have any involvement in the monetary management section of the family.
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Naruto and the rest of the Strawhats at this time visit the amusement parks and also try out the different dishes.
"So what is the recipe for this delicious dish? Mellorie~" Questions Sanji with hearts on his eyes as he looks at the woman in front of him.
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"Wow! So you have the medicine for almost all of the ancient sicknesses that can be found on the Grand Line!!" Exclaims Chopper in shock as he looks at the old pharmacist in front of him.
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This was the reaction of many Strawhats as they spent time amongst Skypiea, even Robin was taken by the ancient building and the Poneglyph in here.
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Yep, the Blackbeard pirates escaped. What did you think there would be some rescue cliches? Ha! As if Jaw is stupid enough to send a weak kid of his too far away from him.🤣
P.S: Naruto is a special case due to Dead Cat.😒
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