Enraged Army

Thirteen woke up with Carrot's breasts in his face, he slid her off and took a deep breath, he sighed, he almost suffocated. He pinched her face and watched as it scrunched up, he chuckled, he almost just died in her breasts, what a way to go. He got up and kissed both of them on the forehead before leaving to do his morning training.

A while later

The crew split in two, Luffy, Nami, Brooke, Chopper, Pekoms, Pedro, and Thirteen were going to Whole Cake Island to get Sanji, while the rest were going to Wano. Thirteen kissed Robin and said "Stay safe. We'll meet you soon after we get the idiot cook and save Nami's relationship." Robin giggled and Nami smacked him over the head, he chuckled and the group left.

They got on the deck of the Sunny and Carrot fell out of Luffy's giant bag, Thirteen chuckled and shook his head as she latched onto him and said "I'm coming too!" He held her and the group sailed off towards Whole Cake Island, leaving Zou.

Back on Zou

Robin watched them sail away before vomitting on the ground, the rest were alarmed and she said "I'm fine." Zoro tilted his head and pointed to the vomit and said "Obviously not." She smiled and waved and pointed to her stomach, the rest gasped and she said "I'll be fine, don't worry about me. We still have to get to Wano." Franky shook his head and said "He doesn't know?" Robin shook her head and said "You think he would let me do anything if he knew?" Franky shook his head and she smiled "Anyway, we need to get going later no?" the rest nodded and congratulated her as they got ready to leave, themselves.

A few days later On the Sunny

Thirteen was with Carrot on the deck as Luffy came out with a giant pot and said "I made food!" they all gathered around the pot and the food hissed at them, Thirteen poked at it with a spoon, it ate the spoon and disappeared, he said "I didn't know that was possible..." the rest gulped and backed away slowly, Thirteen got a new spoon and scooped some of the food up before putting it in his mouth, he gagged but swallowed it anyway saying "If I die, It's been nice knowing you guys."

Nami said "You can eat it?!" Thirteen coughed and said "I ate a devil fruit when I was starving, bite by bite." Luffy gagged and said "Even I can't eat that..." Thirteen chuckled and the rest decided to not eat anything.

A few more days passed

The Sunny sailed through colorful water and Luffy pulled up a fish. His eyes shined and he took a bite of the fish before immediately collapsing to the ground and turning purple. Thirteen looked at him and said "I think he died." Chopper jumped and chopped Thirteen in the head before going to look at Luffy saying "Extreme poison! If he doesn't get treated he will die!"

Suddenly

A woman in pink landed on the deck and saw Luffy, she sucked the poison out of him and said "That was good!" the rest just looked at her and Thirteen looked at the giant ship near them, he squinted at a green haired man with curly eye brows before saying "Sanji's family?" The rest gasped and the woman said "How did you know?" Thirteen said "I've never seen anyone else with curly eyebrows." the woman felt her eye twitch and a news gull flew over with a big letter in his mouth.

Rex landed on Thirteen's head and said "Delivery. Did I interrupt something?" Thorteen chuckled and said "Not really." Rex whispered "Remember the guy who I told you made my collar? That's his wife." before being blown to the deck by a gust of wind and rolling away. Thirteen laughed and picked him up saying "What do you have for me?" as he walked away with Carrot following him.

The rest watched him go and the woman introduced herself as Reiju, she told them about Sanji's brothers before bidding farewell and going back to their ship. Nami rubbed her forehead and Pekom's said "That was the Germa 66 I was talking about. They're Evil." Nami sighed and said "So is 13. Let's continue." and the ship kept sailing towards Whole Cake Island.

Thirteen got the package from Rex and opened it saying "She tell you anything?" Rex said "She said give me a bigger bonus." Thirteen chuckled and took out the pictures that were inside before putting the right back in and saying "You're getting a really big one this time." Carrot sniffed and said "Not that big.." Thirteen paid Rex a massive amount of money and Rex left happily saying thanks.

Thirteen dragged Carrot to his room and took out the pictures, most of them were pictures of her doing normal things and looking cute but some of them were naked pictures in various different poses. He got a nosebleed and tapped on the wall extremely fast and a slot opened up, he pulled out the secret compartment and put the naked pictures inside before closing it and turning around.

Carrot was standing in front of him completely naked and said "Who's better?" Thirteen immediately said "You, of course!" Carrot smiled and puffed out her chest proudly, causing her chest to bounce as he stared at it, she smiled and jumped on him, hanging from his neck as she wrapped her legs around her waist.

He kissed her and dropped his pants as he inserted himself inside her, causing her to moan loudly. They moved to the bed and after a while, he pumped her full of his cum as her eyes rolled back. He chuckled and got off, covered in sweat as he pinned the pictures to the wall next to Carrot's.

Carrot got on her knees and said "I'm not finished.." as she put his tool in her mouth and cleaned it with her tongue as he grunted, she smiled and licked. He put his hand on her head and pushed her all the way down before cumming in her mouth, she swallowed it all and licked her lips as she looked at him hungrily, he grinned and brought her to the bed again.

Another couple of days later

The Sunny finally landed at Cacao island. Thirteen got off the Sunny with Carrot sitting on his shoulders as she stared at the houses, Luffy and Chopper noticed that the buildings were make of chocolate and started eating. Carrot joined them and devoured the entire house, Thirteen was stunned and said "You ate the whole thing?" Carrot winced and said "I had a craving for chocolate.." Thirteen frowned and said "You didn't before..." Nami gasped but before she could say anything the police came by and said "What are you doing?! You're under arrest!"

Thirteen was about to make a move when a woman ran out and said "It's okay, I said they could!" the police nodded and left, the woman sighed in relief and said "Follow me!" the group followed them and Thirteen noticed Pekoms disappeared and wrote 'Go back' on the wall, he squinted, this didn't feel right, he went into the woman's house anyway.

The group sat at the table in a less eaten house and the woman said "That was close!" Luffy said "I'm Luffy! Who are you?" the woman smiled and said "Pudding, nice to meet you!" Nami said "Charlotte Pudding?" as she narrowed her eyes at her, Pudding nodded and said "I met Sanji-kun before he wanted to go back to the crew and I agreed, I had a sister who left Whole Cake Island for true love a long time ago."

She kept talking and Thirteen squinted at her as he heard another voice coming from her, like Nightmare but different. She ended with "I have a shortcut to the castle.." as she drew them a map through the island, so they could get to Sanji secretly. The group left after getting a ton of chocolate rations from Pudding, Thirteen stayed behind and lit a cigarette saying "So, I assume your other voice is the real you?" Pudding was confused and said "Excuse me?"

Thirteen grabbed her by the collar and gave her a sharp toothed grin as he said "You know exactly what I'm talking about, it would be a real shame for the wedding to end without a bride wouldn't it?" he lifted her hair and chuckled "Just stay out of the way and you won't get hurt. Hopefully you're not completely full of shit." he let her go and smoothed out her hair as he smiled and said "I don't have any problems killing women, even cute ones." he chuckled and walked away, leaving Pudding stunned and unable to comprehend what just happened.

Thirteen joined the group on the Sunny and sat in a chair, Nami said "What took you so long?" Thirteen stretched his limbs and said "That Pudding lied to us, it's probably a trap." the crew got serious and Chopper said "What should we do?" Thirteen grinned and looked at Luffy, who grinned and they both said "We go anyway!" before laughing, the rest sighed and sailed to where Pudding told them.

Pedro explained to the group that he had, in fact, been here before and that he lost so he wanted to help them get Bigmom's Poneglyph. The crew nodded and continued going towards the destination as Carrot ran to the bathroom and threw up. Nami followed her and rubbed her back as she said "Are you.." Carrot nodded and Nami said "Congratulations! Are you going to tell him?" Carrot shook her head and said "If I told him, he would send me back to Zou, then I would have to wait again. I want to fight and help everyone, not sit back and do nothing!" Nami sighed and nodded understandingly as the time passed.

The next morning

The group saw 'Sanji and Pudding' on the coast and Brooke and Pedro got into the shark submarine to go steal Big Mom's Poneglyph as the rest of the group landed on the coast, noticing that the duo disappeared. They walked into a forest but all the trees and flowers had faces and sang, Thirteen frowned and said "I hate happy places." Carrot giggled and a tree sang right next to Thirteen, who grit his teeth and turned it to ashes as he said "Fuck off." the rest of the trees and flowers backed away in fear as Thirteen grinned and the group continued.

They crossed a bridge and Thirteen was walking at the back when a crocodile tried to eat him, he turned to the crocodile and punched a hole through it's head, killing it as he continued while saying "I really hate this place." the rest laughed and continued on.

Suddenly

They encountered another Luffy, Luffy was shocked and they both said "It's me!" Thirteen grimaced and mumbled "Stupid.. Who ever is doing this needs to stop.." Nami said "Sanji!" as she chased after 'Sanji', Chopper and Carrot followed her and Thirteen followed them slowly as he said "Luffy wrap it up soon." Luffy chuckled and nodded as he fought his clone.

Thirteen arrived at the group and saw a giant man stuck in the ground, he said "Hey! I'm Pound! Can you get me out of here?" Thirteen flashed behind Carrot and caught a spear and said "Oh another rabbit.." as he pulled the spear and the rabbit towards him before twinkling his hand and punching right through the rabbit's chest and saying "I hope it tastes good." Carrot looked at the rabbit and then Thirteen and said "Cannibalism?" Thirteen shook his head and said "He tried to hurt you." as he cooked the rabbit with his star fire, he ripped a leg off and bit into it saying "Hey! It's pretty good!"

The rest sat down and ate, Carrot decided to try it and see what all the fuss was about, she bit into it and exclaimed "It does taste good!" as she ate nearly half of it, Thirteen looked at the skeleton and said "Hungry eh?" Carrot blushed and nodded, he hugged her and said "If you're really hungry you can just tell me we could grabbed food before.." Carrot kissed him and they started flirting as the rest groaned and Luffy ran up to them before saying "Hey!"

The group looked at him and Nami said "Hey, took you long enough." Luffy chuckled and walked towards Nami before suddenly morphing into a woman and grabbing Nami's neck. Pound said "Brulee!" Brulee cackled and Carrot attacked her but Brulee sent Carrot into her Mirror-world, Thirteen attacked Brulee and freed Nami, as Chopper attacked Brulle but got sent into the mirror dimension as well.

Thirteen grabbed Brulee's neck and said "Where did they go." as his conqueror's haki spread out unintentionally, he had been getting advice from Luffy on how to use it but he couldn't quite control it yet. Brulee paled and said "Mirror-world! Only I can get into it!" Thirteen grinned and said "If you die then they come out no?" Brulee gasped and said "If you kill me they'll die too!" Thirteen frowned, he had no idea if she was telling the truth or not, he grit his teeth and said "You better not be lying to me, or you'll wish you were dead."

Thirteen was suddenly attacked by a cracker-looking person and he let go of Brulee and dodged the attack. The man said "Stay away from my sister." Thirteen sneered and said "Stop hiding cracker boy, I can sense you in there." Pound said "Cracker! He's one of BigMom's kids too!" Luffy showed up and said "Thirteen! Your Conqueror's still on!" Thirteen tried to turn it off and took a deep breath as it receded into his body.

Cracker said "Damn you Pound!" as he ripped Pound out of the ground, who said "I just want to see Lola and Chiffon before I die!" Nami said "Lola?" as she took out a vivre card, the trees reeled back in fear and Nami pointed it at them as they kept backing up in fear, she grinned and got an idea as she left. Thirteen attacked Cracker as his arms burst into white flames with black lightning, he punched the cracker open and revealed a man with purple hair.

Thirteen said "Hey there Cracker." Luffy grumbled "I wanted to fight him!" Thirteen snapped "You fought Pinky! It's my turn!" Luffy retorted "You killed Jack! That was your turn!" they butted heads as they argued who would fight Cracker, who took the opportunity to get an army of cracker soldiers and attack them as they were argueing.

The duo punched him flying as they snapped "Fuck off!" Cracker went flying into his own soldiers and passed out, the soldiers collapsed and the duo said "Look what you did!" Thirteen grit his teeth and kicked Cracker, sending him shooting through the woods and all the way into the city and through a building as he said "What an idiot!" Luffy crossed his arms and said "That wasn't fun at all!" Thirteen snapped "You hit him too hard!" Luffy threw his hands up and said "You were the one who hit him too hard!"

Pound watched them argue and swallowed his saliva, that was one of BigMom's strongest kids, he was taken out so easily, it looked like a joke. Thirteen turned to find that Brulee disappeared and he incinerated a tree in frustration, Nami showed up with a giant tree named Kingbaum, the three got on Kingbaum and Pound explained what the trees were and left, deciding to look for his daughters on his own. The trio left the forest and got into a clearing, they saw a carriage and Luffy said "Sanji!" with a big smile on his face.

The carriage stopped and Sanji got out, Luffy ran up to him, Nami went to follow him but Thirteen grabbed her, she looked at him and he shook his head before pointing at Sanji. Nami looked back and saw Sanji kick Luffy in the face, she gasped and watched as Luffy fly through the air as Sanji said "I'm not coming back to the crew. I decided to go back to Germa."

Luffy said "I don't accept that." Sanji grinded his teeth and kicked him again, Luffy refused to fight back and just took the beating. Sanji went to kick him again but Thirteen grabbed his foot with a chilly expression and said "Leave." as he threw him back into the carriage. Sanji smashed into the carriage and Luffy spit out some blood and declared "I'm not going to leave this place or eat anything until you come back!" as he sat down and crossed his arms.

Thirteen watched as Sanji froze up and the carriage drove away. He turned to Luffy and said "Maybe you shouldn't just take a beating? I could've just captured him." Luffy said seriously "He will come back on his own. I refuse to believe that he doesn't want to come back." Thirteen shook his head and sat down, leaning his back against a rock as he said "He better, Nami's about to cry herself to sleep." Nami smacked him in the head and snapped "I am not!" as tears pooled in her eyes.

Thirteen hugged her and said "It's okay." she cried and grabbed him tightly as he rubbed her back until she fell asleep. He propped her up against the rock and she leaned her head on his shoulder with puffy red eyes, he sighed and waited there with the other two as the time passed.

Night rolled around

The trio were greeted by an army, Luffy stood up and Thirteen yawned as he stood next to him, he said "Wanna try something cool? It might take a little getting used to though." Luffy nodded and the army watched as Thirteen crouched and touched the ground as his eyes turned star shaped and he said "Galaxy." the ground under the army and him and Luffy turned into stardust field that looked like a galaxy, Nami gasped and said "So beautiful!" Thirteen touched Luffy's sandals and covered them in stardust as he said "You should be able to do Star God's Broken Shadow now, but he careful-" Luffy shot off and slammed into a group of people as Thirteen finished "It's hard to control..."

Luffy stood up and said "COOL!" as he quickly got the hang of it and started fighting the army. Thirteen looked up in the air and raised his hand before clenching his fist and pulling down, the star on his neck lit up and the Merry flew down with a few more constellations, landing of the stardust field. The constellations hopped off the Merry and started attacking the army as the Merry rammed into a group.

Nami was stunned and said "How did you do that?" Thirteen explained his awakening and pulled a star sword out from the ground before slashing at the army, sending a fiery crescent moon at them, sending groups at a time flying. Thirteen de-materialized the sword and drew a giant tiger in the air before pointing down, the tiger landed on the ground and ran through the army, eviscerating people left and right. Thirteen donned his gauntlets and disappeared into the group, he could take all these constellations, anymore and it would hurt him.

He flashed in front of a woman in a red dress and kicked her in the head, sending him flying into a punch front one of her brothers, slamming her into the ground. Thirteen waved his arms and said "Burn!" the field burst into flames and burned the army, Luffy was protected by the stardust of his feet but it was hot for him, the constellations caught fire and got stronger as they tore through the group.

Thirteen grinned and flashed in front of a woman with a long neck and a big hat and said "Going after someone who isn't in the fight isn't very nice." as he punched at her with white flames and black electricity. She drew her sword and intercepted the punch, but also flew backwards. Thirteen made a wall in front of Nami with a little window for her to see through, she popped her head in the window with a cute expression as she watched the fight.

Thirteen chuckled and flashed in front of the long necked woman, he stomped on her neck and said "That's a big target." her neck snapped and she fell limply to the ground. He smirked and flashed away, he kicked a fat man with bumps on his head towards his assumed twin and saved Luffy, who was about to punched in the head. Luffy said "Thanks!" Thirteen gave him a thumbs up and said "No problem chief!" Luffy chuckled and the duo shot off, continuing the fight.

A LONG time later

Luffy was sitting on the ground and Thirteen was sitting on a pile of corpses as he exhaled a mouthful of smoke, covered in blood. He sighed happily as he pierced a man with a skeleton suit's chest and ripped out his heart, he laughed and said "How many kids are left?" the woman with a red dress and arrow horns spat in his face and said "Mama's going to kill you." Thirteen wiped his face, smearing blood on it as he wiped the spit off before saying "Yeah? Too bad you won't live to see it." as he stomped on her head and crushed her skull.

Nami gasped and said "BigMom's gonna realize all these people are missing!" Thirteen waved and said "Who cares? We have to beat her anyway, plus these people are annoying.." as he massaged his shoulder and spat out a tooth before continuing "Fucking bastards..." Luffy had bumps and blood on his face with a black eye as he said "They just kept coming too!" Thirteen nodded and said "Good thing Nami helped in the end..." Nami stuck out her tongue and said "Yeah, i'm pretty amazing!"

Thirteen chuckled and said "Yes you are." Luffy grinned and showed his missing teeth as he said "We still got them in the end." Thirteen let out a breath and said "Good thing too because, that was a lot of devil fruits. Could've been trouble later." the other two nodded and Nami sighed "That was still the longest fight I've ever seen.." Luffy and Thirteen agreed and waited for Sanji.

A few minutes later

Sanji arrived and gasped in shock at the pile of corpses Thirteen was sitting on as he said "You beat them all?" the trio nodded and Luffy smiled "You came back!" Sanji sighed and brought him a box of food. Luffy ate it all and said "Delicious!" even though it was ruined, Sanji sighed and said "I'm not coming back to the crew." Luffy seethed and punched Sanji in the face, sending him flying as he said "Tell me how you really feel!"

Thirteen caught Sanji and threw him back to Luffy, he landed on his feet and said "I want to save my family from being assassinated." Luffy smiled and said "Okay!" Thirteen kicked Sanji into Nami's breasts face first and said "Nice to have you back, clown." Sanji's eyes turned to hearts as he mumbled "Nami-swan...." Nami's face turned red and she slapped him screaming "Pervert!" his nose gushed blood and he flew away.

The rest of the group found them and Carrot lunged into Thirteen's arms saying "You're okay!" Thirteen hugged her and caressed her face, smearing blood on it as he said "I was worried about you baby." Carrot kissed him and said "I'm okay, I missed you though.." Thirteen kissed her and said "I'm glad you're okay, what happened? I was scared to kill that woman because she told me if she died you would die inside.." Carrot smiled sweetly and explained her adventure in the mirror-world as Thirteen listened attentively.

Jinbe coughed and said "If you're finished we need to go." the group left with the rest and arrived at the Fire Tank Pirates' hideout, they were forced to shower before meeting with Bege. Thirteen picked up Carrot and walked to the shower with her as she blushed, the rest sighed and Sanji said "Nami-swan~ We can shower together toooo!" Nami punched him in the face and said "Not a chance.." before walking away mumbling "Why can't you be more like him.." Sanji choked as he picked up Nami and sprinted to the bathroom, as she blushed "Not like that!"

Thirteen washed Carrot and kissed her as they showered together, she reached down and stroked him as he kneaded her breasts and tangled his tongue with hers. The water hit their bodies and washed the blood off them as they tangled together and soft moans sounded in the bathroom.

A while later

Thirteen walked into the meeting room with Carrot, he was wearing a white and black suit and he had shoes on. His shirt was buttoned and his sleeves were rolled up, his tie was black and loosened and his shirt was tucked into his jet black suit pants. Carrot had her hair done up and was wearing a frilly white shirt with a black bow and a black skirt, that reached halfway down her thighs, with black heels as she held his arm. Thirteen sat down next to Luffy and Carrot sat next to Nami as the girls talked and Sanji handed Thirteen a cigarette while lighting it for him.

Thirteen smirked and said "Enjoy your 'Shower'?" Sanji grinned and said "Best shower I've ever had." Thirteen chuckled and exhaled a mouthful of smoke as Bege said "I'll thank you to not use my showers as a pleasure room in the future." The duo grinned and the girls blushed, Luffy said "Whatever! Let's get on with it already!"

Bege coughed and said "Right." he grinned madly as he said "We're going to assassinate Bigmom at the wedding!" getting gasps from everyone around while Luffy, Thriteen, and Sanji grinned and said "What's the plan?"

(Author's Note)

Hey guys! Gonna focus on finishing this story now! And we're gonna start off the return with a CLIFFHANGER-SAMA! Wooo, I love these! Wait for the next one folks!

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