Chapter 1

Looking carefully to see if his favorite author launched a new chapter Mark did not see that the banana on his table started to emit a slight glow, while he read peeled the banana and started eating, at the end of the chapter he had a surprise, his favorite novel he was about to go on hiatus with this surprise and ended up choking on the banana, which started to shine brighter, forcing him to close his eyes.

'Cursed be you BananaKing,' thought Mark as he accepted his death and laughed at the same time imagining the reaction if someone saw him choking on a banana.

When he can finally open his eyes, he looked around the place where he was confused and a little irritated when he remembered what made him die, in front of him warns a table and a throne made of banana with a man whose face cannot be seen.

"So you ended up being the lucky ones, I'm God Of Banana, and it looks like you ate my millennial banana. Congratulations you, You, Why are you looking at me like that?" God Of Banana spoke when he saw Mark's disgusted and angry look.

"YOU, HAVE YOU JUST SAID THAT I EAT YOUR BANANA?!" Screamed Mark in disgust, thinking about what he had choked on, he wanted to throw up besides reminding him of that damned author.

"Humans and their dirty minds, I'm not talking about this type of banana, but this one that can give 3 wishes." Said God placing a shiny banana on the table, a little irritated to think about how many times it has occurred to him. 'Should I change my name?'

"Sorry God, but can I really make 3 wishes?"

"Yes, yes, get on with it so I can be at peace, but nothing to ask for more wishes or become God and something like that." God spoke by counting how many times humans made the same wishes.

"Can I ask for anything like being reincarnated in another world like DxD or Naruto's world?"

"Just get on with it before it leaves you without any desire." Said God, who started thinking about the Goddess Of Grape and her beautiful curls.

"For the first wish I want to reincarnate in the world of One Piece, 14 years before the plot begins and in a body that is 5 years old and has the appearance of Kousei Arima with blond hair."

"Go on." said God.

"For the second wish, I want a system that only shows people's status"

"Just status?" "No mission or store?" God spoke a little curious.

"Yes, I did not like to read novels with that now in my new life I will not want it either, And for the third wish I want a skill that by defeating or killing something I gain the specialty of what I defeated."

"Interesting, so never again." Said God causing Mark to disappear from his face. 'Now with that maybe I'll have more inspiration to continue that novel I hope no one realized that I had inadvertently put it on hiatus.'