1st Victim

Just another day.

Just another boring day.

Recently I haven't been able to do my job.

Ah I see it, finally.

I can succeed.

*VROOM*

*BODY HITTING CAR SFX*

*BODY SLIDING ACROSS PAVEMENT SFX*

*POV CHANGE SFX*

"Wake Up Bitch" The first thing I hear when I wake up is an insult. Typical for me, I mean I have nothing good about myself. Not one thing. I'm fat, have no friends, have never held a woman's hand. Overall I'm a failure. After my self depreciating talk I have a chance to look around, I'm in a white room that's completely white with nothing else. I hear the voice again. "Stop wasting my time I have to go hit some more people for entertainment. Anyway I will give you any number of wishes but every wish you make and depending on the size I will take some of your destiny."

When I see where the voice is coming from I am quite surprised. A little girl is talking to me. But something else caught my attention more. "wishes?" I asked.

"Yes, Wishes. This isn't some troupe where you save someone or have good karma. This is real I hit you b/c I felt like it. You foolish 4th dimensional beings always think your special. Let me break it to you, you will never be stronger than me or any other god. So hurry up and get it over with." She seemed quite angry.

As any self depreciating scumbag I had thought over this situation a few times before and knew exactly what to wish for. " I want the powers of the One abo-" She cut me off "That fucker ain't real I thought I told you that, no stupid fiction shit choose abilities that aren't based on fiction. Power requires work I cant give you omnipotence or the like."

After she said that I have to think a bit more. "Wish 1, I want to be sent to a cultivation world in the biggest clan." "Kid that's 2 wishes, one is where you reincarnate. The other is specification on birth."

"Fine Wish 1, Cultivation world. Wish 2, Strongest Clan. Wish 3, Unparalleled talent. Wish 4, Keep my memories." This time all of them will help me grow.

"Good choices." She sighs " on your way now" she flicks her hand, I feel as if im being pulled into a hole.

*Pov Change*

Haha, The fool. Those wishes took most of his destiny. Now he will suffer a fate worse than death. His luck will run out when he is just over a thousand. His wife's will betray him a have sex with the real possessor of divine soul of that world. And I got all of that guys destiny. What a good trade.

"OFF, ONWARD'S TO THE NEXT UNLUCKY FOOL"