6 True Omniscience

Author's Notes: "You thought it was the author? No, it was me, Asa!"

"He's lazy and ordered and manipulated and forced me, to come out of here and speak out his thoughts because he doesn't want to bear the thoughts of having responsibility."

"Anyway the author wants me to say that he is accepting suggestions for the future group chat members." 

"That's all."

"Don't you dare suggests who I should date in the future or whether I should have a harem for fuck sake."

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The Conditioned Omniscient: Have everyone introduced themselves yet?

Sky: That, big brother, we unfortunately haven't done so yet. Everyone (excluding the cat) gathered in this group is socially awkward.

The Conditioned Omniscient: Is that so? I suggest we do so. It's for the better for this group if we know who we're talking against.

Sky: I agree with you on that one, big brother~

Sky: I will introduce myself first, then. I am Sora and my sister is Shiro. Both of us combined is: Just think of us as someone unbeatable… in the game, but let's have fun playing.

The Manifestation of Darkness: Why should I introduce myself to a bunch of nobodies created by an illusion?

Sky: The Manifestation of Darkness: I am Uchiha Sasuke, I don't have any hobbies, but if there's something I'm interested in, it'd be killing my brother. But now that I've accomplished my goals, and learned the truth about him, I am filled with hatred. I will destroy the village that turned him into a monster to avenge my brother. Living in a world where I couldn't trust anyone, I bottled up my feelings but in this space where no one knows me, alas an illusion caused by my brother, I release my pent-up stress here.

White: Big brother you're a meanie…

Sky: Don't say that my dear sister! I think my impersonation was perfect!

White: This is why you're still a virgin at 18 years old…

'Uchiha Sasuke? Isn't he the protagonist of Sasuke?'

The Conditioned Omniscient: Is the introduction of Sky sufficient, Sasuke?

The Manifestation of Darkness: You bastards… Just as I was giving you the leisure to talk… Do you want to burn in the eternal flame of darkness?

The Conditioned Omniscient: right, @The God how about you? Do you want to listen to Sky's personal analysis of yours?

The God: Crap, I don't want that.

The God -> Sogeking: I am Usopp, the brave warrior of the ocean... is what I hope to become, I pride myself in my ability to snipe. I have never lied once in my life... I have to go now to protect my town from the pirates. Farewell, you fellow.

Sky: Sogeking reminds me of 'A Liar Shepherd And The Wolf' 

The Conditioned Omniscient -> Act: My stand name is Act it's a cute little kitten and I hope Tom would get along with it. Regarding my titles, let's just say I suddenly gained the ability to understand anything I want to know

Sky: Semi-omniscient? That explains a lot... wait a minute, stand? Do you have a stand? I've never heard the name of 'Act' once in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Act: Don't call me brother. I'm younger than you. I'm Higiri Asato. To explain my stand, first goes my world. I'm in a chaotic world where multiple anime worldlines are combined into one. Even this stand ability is given to me by a system.

Sky: Brother, what is a system?

Act: Huh? What year is it there?

Sky: It's 2014. Something wrong?

Act: Makes sense...

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Act: These are basically what a generic system does.

Sky: I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it. Specially summoning!

White: Big brother you pervert...

Sky: Hmmm??? My little sister I, your great big brother have no such impure thoughts! 

White: You admitted it

Act: Think of our universe as a product of a higher-dimensional being's imagination. I call them Authors because their creations, literature, and stories breathe life into us. Similarly, the characters in the stories we create in our universes may call us a higher dimensional being. In short, nothing matters—just live your life.

Act: The <blanks > live in the world of game. Uchiha Sasuke lives in the world of Ninja, albeit the protagonist is not him but Naruto unlike the one in my world. Usopp lives in the world of pirates. Tom lives in the world of cartoons. Interesting... I wonder how Tom would act in this world.

Sky: Oh yeah I've tried it. He was pretty funny. If Isaac Newton saw him, he'd cry at the sight. It was like acceleration, the force of attraction, and inertia were mushed together, played with like a lump of clay, and thrown apart.

Act: Is that so... wait, what do you mean by 'he was pretty funny?' Did you see him in your world?

Sky: Oh, right. You don't know it. Click the icon on the top of your screen.

Above the chatting log were multiple icons. From the right it was listed as such:

[Missions]

[Shop]

[Members Store]

[Inventory]

Unlimited Dimensional Chat Group Lv.1

Tapping upon the [Shop] icon, a series of notifications popped on the screen.

[Welcome to the Shop of Unlimited Dimensional Group Chat.]

[At Level 1, along with the fixed items, three random items will be available in the shop. As the group chat level increases, the number of items and their usability will also increase. Please do your best to complete missions.]

[Ding! First-time login detected.]

[Reward: 1,000 CP (Chat Points) and Member Summons x1]

I looked at the fixed items. 

Awakening: 1,000 CP

The power to turn the 0 into 1. Awakens the user's hidden ability.

The [Awakening] was greyed out, conveying that my hidden ability had already been awakened. 

"The 'hidden ability' mentioned here must be my Omniscience since my stand ability is an ability given by the system."

Second Awakening: 1,000 CP

The power to turn 1 into 10. Strengthen the user's awakened ability.

HP Potion (Minor): 150 CP

Helps restore the user's light wounds, such as cuts and sprains.

Helps alleviate the user's minor illnesses, such as colds and headaches.

Universal Restore Potion (Minor): 500 CP

Helps restore the user's stamina alleviates fatigue and eases stress.

Can also be used to restore mental stamina such as Ki, Chakra, etc...

"Hmm... Interesting. As the level of group chat increases, the list of items would increase as well, no?"

Positive

The omniscient answered me.

With an expectation-filled gaze, I turned to the random item shop.

An Idol's Used Tissue: 1 CP

A piece of paper that was used by an idol (Narumi Mona) after she caught a cold.

"..." Speechless, I stared at the screen with my mouth agape.

Remote Control: 500 CP

A universal Remote Control that could be used on any electronics. 

It was made by a lazy scientist during the 2080s of the Sci-Fi world who was sick of searching remote control for specific machines.

Unlimited T.E.N.G.A (Only available for 18+ Users): 100 CP

An unisex adult toy of the widely-spread company that was invented in 3031. 

This toy has almost ended humanity.

"Wow. Out of three random items, two are useless. That is level one for you. But still... If the level one shop can show us amazing items like the Remote Control, I wonder what it will be like as the group chat leveled up." 

The feeling of working hard and spending the earned points to buy interesting stuff in the shop. I can't say I hated it.

At least, I preferred this to an annoying system enslaving me and giving me something before I even lifted my hand to reach for it.

"Second Awakening," I said, causing the smartphone in my hand to emit a blue-ish light.

The light enveloped me, infusing my veins and blood vessels with a warm sensation that coursed through my body.

The sensation was exhilarating, slightly painful but at the same time, even a bit itchy as the light heightened the sensitivity of my perception.

I felt every fiber of my being transformed into a computer as it digitalized, analyzed, and absorbed the nearby information like a sponge soaking up water.

At this moment, I instinctively felt the changes the 'Second Awakening' caused in my body.

The 'Omniscience' that previously allowed me to read a piece of information now enabled me to feel the information, albeit for a limited duration.

Calling my past ability 'Omniscience' was a bit strange, as it was more like a 'Google' surfing than true omniscience due to the need for reading.

Not to mention, as to satisfy the condition of 'Omniscity' even if temporarily, the 'Second Awakening' has my brain had been enhanced, allowing me to remember information more easily and process thoughts at a much faster rate.

At the same time, my heightened brain capacity and my overall five senses have been elevated to an extraordinary level permanently.

My sense of taste, for example, became a lesser version of God's Tongue which Nakiri Erina carries. 

This is but my regular state without using the 'Omniscience.' 

[Ding! Your ability has evolved into The Omniversal Codex, All-Knowing]

"Here goes nothing..." I said to myself before calling out to my skill.

<All-Knowing >

At the next moment, I felt myself submerged in a deep ocean as the pressure of information crushed my body.

{colors, light, computer, foam, heartbeat, gravity, table, ghost, air, particles, darkness, plasma, atmosphere, wind, lollipop, shadow, sounds, pillows, ripple, fields, smell, sweets, reflections, oxygen, cells, notebook, bed, molecules, memories, gas, time, force, phone, vision, materials, electrics, souls} 

My ears started ringing, my vision tunneled, and my nose felt numb and mushy.

I struggled to push millions of pieces of information out of my way to send a signal to move my arm and wipe my nose.

{red...}

What entered my vision in my hand that wiped my nose was an unclear red liquid.

'What {red, blood, soft} a truly {breath, thoughts} weird sensation... {unclear, liquid} no wonder {lung} I couldn't {movement} directly use {flow} Omniscience. My brain would explode in an instant,' with a thought that couldn't be called stable, I struggled to cancel my All-Knowing States.

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The ringing stopped as serenity returned.

Soon after, my elevated brain processed the information as my surroundings became clearer.

'Within the radius of... let's say, thirty meters, everything became clear to me, the next thirty seconds, the reason for our faulty TVs, the hidden camera in my sister's room, my mother's loneliness,' 

"This is surprising, I thought if it was the author, he'd secretly make someone put a bomb under someone in my family's room to showcase my ability as I save the day or something, but the situation of my family is surprisingly ordinary if you remove the fact that there's a hidden camera in my sister's room," I shrugged.

"Good grief... although she's annoying, I'll help her out, she's my sister anyway," without a choice, I clicked my knuckles and headed outside.

Sogeking: Guys, listen up, I really need your help! The butler who I thought was taking care of Ka- my friend turned out to be a pirate, and his crewmate is coming not too soon to wreak havoc in my hometown! If anyone here can help me out I am begging you!!

A notification rang in my phone which I left alone.