4 Me Vs Author

"Author!! Someone read your trash, you got your first paragraph comments. I'm surprised at how low your world's standard is," I called to no one.

It has been two days since the last incident. Since that day, I was told to write an apology letter, both for sleeping at the new principal's (the last principal died last year) speech and ignoring the alarm even though it's the design flaw of the alarm for not waking me up.

Five pages. Those were the requirements but with my omniscience, it was an easy task. Lest five pages, I could even turn one sentence with a conclusive end into ten pages that explained every process that resulted in every sentence.

In short, I can find my words to bullshit my essay.

Speaking of two days, the system's lifespan was about to reach its end so I accessed into property and commanded.

"Access option code ID: 7DiP13."

[Requesting permission...]

[Requesting permission... Permission granted!]

[Accessing Option ID: 7DiP13.]

''Great. Now 7DiP13 System ID -_Sigma_-" I commanded the blue interface in front of me filled with a bunch of undecipherable symbols.

I, for obvious reasons, don't know how to read it. I'm just a human after all.

'Now, now, author. Go filter what is going on for the reader to understand,' I thought to myself while reading those incomprehensible paragraphs. 

[User Higiri Asato has successfully blocked the System -_Sigma_-]

The command I used here was 'block' and the 'block' used here meant blocking all sorts of communication. Therefore, no matter how much the brain rot system speaks to me I can't hear or feel it.

'In all honesty, I didn't really care much about the brain rot system I was only annoyed at it, for being annoying. That's why its pleas of not wanting to die don't really please me. It'd even annoying more so.'

'Besides, a system could do so much that it can take a full month to read everything in the omniscience content. So for safety purposes, I thought not to buy its' hatred and end up dying like a third-rate villain in the future through some unpredicted means.'

'The reason I died miserably in my past life was probably because I did something that caused Hole No.21 to want to kill me at the cost of her life anyway.'

"Thank you for your patronage. This way please," said the staff as she took my money. 

The smell of product substance that lingered in my hair disturbed me slightly but there wasn't anything I couldn't do about it.

What's most important is that my white hair returned to black. Albeit, I couldn't do anything about violet eyes.

The girl staff bowed to me, respectfully seeing the customer off as I rode the elevator down.

"What should I do now, that my matter outside is done... I don't want to see my sister at home she's annoying..."

"Karaoke... not feeling singing, arcade... not feeling playing, movie... not feeling watching, Mind Expansion... not feeling training, gym... not feeling training..." 

"Interesting spot near me," I used omniscience.

3.1km away in North-East:

A bank robbery is about to happen.

1.7km in North:

Disaster Level Demon will appear and 'Lucifer' will exterminate it.

1.4km in East:

A dimensional portal connected to the world of Naruto will pop out.

300m in South:

Something that happens there shall enlighten me.

Wait:

After the extermination of the system -_Sigma_- a notification shall appear.

At the same time, a foreign world shall merge with the world I live in.

During this emergence, walk three steps to your right and extend my arm in front. By doing so, I shall be the first one to catch the falling o̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶ object and accumulate tremendous karma.

At that moment, I felt the separation point of my future, and going by my lazy personality, I chose to wait here, albeit seeing bank robbery in real life interests me. 

"Meow..." As I pondered what to use the omniscient for, my stand suddenly popped out from my shoulder despite not having ordered it.

"You're starting to look like a Conmon1 rather than a stand..." Taking out the lollipop from my bag, I ate one and gave the kitten another one as it happily bit it holding it between its soft paws.

Stand: (ACT 1)

It loves its user like its own parent.

As a newborn being, it can throw tantrums and may sometimes disobey the user's orders. However, this can be avoided by treating it like how I want others to treat me.

It likes and dislikes everything its user's preference. 

Its stats go as such: Destructive Power E Speed D Range E Stamina D Precision C Development Potential A

It can create a black line (a line that connects the dimensions) from within its body and create a black field (a gate that opens the dimensions) upon attachment.

Usually, a stand could only be seen through another stand user's heart eyes but due to the power surrounding this world, some stands, including (ACT 1) could be seen by an ordinary person.

The cat shall reflect its user's true desire.

"I had a feeling of it since when you liked lollipops but you really have the same preferences as me. That is convenient. I just have to buy twice what I usually get to nurture you," I petted the cute kitten overjoyed.

"Still... I'd really like to stop vomiting everything you swallowed..." I thought to myself that my powerful ability came with unbearable drawbacks.

Time passed slowly as I interacted with Act as a notification finally popped out.

[Your system trial has ended. If you want to continue using the system, please purchase the system pack at the store.]

[...]

[...]

[System ... has been exterminated and after a brief research, it has been found that you are related to the extermination of System ...] 

[You have been given the title of System Ender]

[Anomalies detected]

[Born from within the fate of misfortune, you, who were destined to die in youth managed to delay your death by adapting to your adversity and becoming the embodiment of misfortune yourself.]

[Regardless of the shape, you have managed to take a stand against the supposedly absolute.]

[You who have been reborn. You who have accumulated good karma notwithstanding your intentions. Is it a punishment that you are sent into this chaotic world, or mayhaps is it a mission to correct it? Even the administrators know not, for your fate is empty.]

[But for now, may your struggles be rewarded, even if the gods refuse to do so. May a light...*laughs* you do not need it]

[Anomalies filled in]

"Woah that was so pretentious, so what is my rewa-," just as I was to ask the system(?) my phone rang and a series of notifications were sent.

[You have been invited to Unlimited Dimensional Group Chat]

"...you're just telling me to make friends!!" I resisted the urge to throw my phone as I accepted the invitation as I was curious. Act similarly looked at the screen curiously.

[Congratulations! You are the first batch of members of the Unlimited Dimensional Group Chat. I hope you have a great time.]

[Messages from administrators: Please do not attempt to exterminate a system at your whim.]

[The Conditioned Omniscient has entered the group chat.]

[World Champion Mouse Catcher has entered the group chat.]

[Sky White has entered the group chat.]

[Edgy Boy has entered the group chat.]

[The God has entered the group chat.]

'Wow literal god entered the group chat...' I amusedly looked at the group chat before remembering something.

'That's right. The world merging should begin soon after.' with such thoughts, I stepped three times extended my arms, and waited for the heavenly treasure that should come falling.

Soon after, a huge earthquake involving the entire Japan, from A to Z City shook, not causing much panic to the citizens, but the nearby passersby went to the nearest spot to evacuate.

As for me, I patiently waited for the heavenly treasure with my hand extended.

The earthquake ceased, as the clouds split. What fell from above the sky was a heavenly treasure... to others but not to me.

"AAAAAaaaaaa I'm falling!!!!!" 

It was a woman. A skin so pale that it reminded one of the untouched snow, the white hairs that danced in the air fluttered by the winds were akin...

"Fuck your pretentious paragraph. Her skin is white. her hair is white and she is falling. Just say that," getting annoyed at the penmanship of authors, I couldn't help but interfere with it.

I wanted to release those extended hands and prevent myself from making contact with the falling girl. However, if I overlook her fall and decide to do nothing, my accumulated good karma will definitely go down.

Now that I know karma is real, I can't let that happen.

Clicking my tongue, I directed my animosity toward the author for forcing this situation and ordered Act.

"Act. Anywhere but my mouth," I petted Act and smiled in resignation.

"Meow," Act cried before a black line chased after the falling snow.

200m

50m...

The black line attached itself to the girl as a black field covered her entire body, causing her to disappear.

At the same time, a black ball more condensed than the black field hovered above Act's body and to my arm before expanding, and replacing it was the snow-white girl.

'I literally said anywhere but my mouth... Aight it's my fault for not clarifying 'not above my arms,'' I hoped she'd be magically fallen asleep but her eyes were wide awake.

Above my arms was a white-haired red-eyed ogre that barely weighed 50kgs.

'Ahh... I want to disappear from here...'