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In a dark alley in a city in Italy, a woman was being held against a wall by a average looking man with the features of a devil.

The devil grabbed the womans mouth to prevent her from screaming as he licked his lips in lust.

The woman began to weep at her situation as the devil's hand was moving closer to her private areas.

As the devil was about to ravage the woman-

"Hey, stop right there ugly"

He heard a strange and weird voice.

Turning his attention to where the voice came from, he saw-

What The Hell was he looking at?

Standing a few meters from the two stood an absolute unit of a man with muscles bulging everywhere... wearing, blue colored... nun garments, and a hockey Mask with a red cross.

The sight of a Huge unit of a man in nun garments that barely containing his muscles befuddled him greatly.

The woman seeing the devil's expression turned her eyes towards what he was looking, and safe to say, she too was befuddled by the sight.

The Nun? Took a step towards them, the devil was alert for some reason as approaching nun got closer, as for the woman, she felt some hope at this... Nun?

"Hey, do you wanna die? If not, then leave."

The Devil threatened the 'Nun' but was feeling more alarmed the closer he got.

'What the hell? Why am I feeling alarmed by this weirdo? My instincts are telling me if I don't then something horrible will happen to me.'

The Nun stopped, much to the horror of the woman and to the relief of the devil.

But, what happened next surprised them.

The 'Nun' shoved his hands into his... Pants, before pulling out a double barrel shotgun.

The devil tensed as he saw the weapon, normally such tgings don't really work on him, but the mans garments and the feeling the man was giving him made him cautious at what the thing was truly capable of.

Gathering energy in his hand, he prepares to attack in any moment.

But what happened next, brought him to a lose of words.

The 'Nun' pointed his double barrel at the devil, which caused him to ready his attack as well.

The 'Nun' fired and the devil to dodge and retaliate, but froze on his spot.

Why would he freeze one might ask, well simply because instead of the shotgun pellets he was anticipating, what he got instead, were-

'Bubbles!?'

The devil was so baffled that all brain functions halted for a second. This however, was a grave mistake.

As the bubbles made impact with the devil, explosions happened!

The pain and loud boom snapped him out him out his malfunction, but it was too late as the colorful, watery light enveloped him.

As the devils life drifted, he swore he saw a man with a sleeveless leather brown jacket inside a bubble and the sound of-

"Hahahaha, Bubble Daryl bitch!"

...

'What the hell just happened?' the woman questioned to herself. She couldn't believe what just transpired in just a few seconds.

Firstly, she was being assaulted by a man that had the traits of some devil. As he got his hands near her private parts, a massive man wearing blue nun clothing and a hockey mask appeared.

At first she was having hope that the 'Nun' was going to save her... Well he did, but she did not expect what happened next.

The 'Nun' pulled out a shotgun and fired... Bubbles...

Can anyone believe that? Bubbles!?

As her brain was losing its functionality from the absurdity of the scene, she quickly stiffened and was brought back to sense as the 'Nun' looked straight at her.

She tensed as she wondered what might happen next. To her surprise, the 'Nun' pulled out a... Water bottle? And through it at her.

Instinctively catching it, the woman looked at the 'Nun' with a confuse look.

"Drink that, ladies need to stay hydrated."

Once again, the woman was confuse but accepted it anyways.

The 'Nun' nodded his head in satisfaction before whistling as if calling something.

Soon, A... Giant bear... appeared out of nowhere.

The 'Nun' hopped on its back and raised a finger to the sky.

"Ownwards Teddy bear!"

The Bear then... Floated up on the sky at mach 3 leaving the woman behind looking absolutely dumbfounded.

The womans brain tried and tried to process what just happened, but failed to do so and rebooted itself, resulting in...

"This... This is all just a weird dream. Yes, just a weird dream."

This was the conclusion of the woman as she walked home with a completely twitching face.

On that day, rumors of a 'Nun' performing miracles (Absurdities) spread throughout the country and to the demon world.

Soon, this 'Nun' was feared and admired by people.

And soon the name of the vigilante was regarded with respect, and curses from devils, and therapists.

The greatest 'Nun' ever.

Nunlerious