Chapter 367: An older sister taking care of her little sister

With the arrival of a new day, my work increased and now I am on the school roof while watching a group of brats in sports class…

"Hey Listen! You look like a lolicon stalking his next victim! When they make a movie about you, it will be called My Friend Epstein!" – Navi was eating nachos with cheese while she was making fun of me.

"Don't talk while eats or you'll choke" – I responded apathetically as I ate a cheese sandwich.

Miyu is a very adorable girl. My daughter woke up early to make me breakfast and lunch.

Objectively, this meal is like chewing paper compared to what I cook, but to me, this sandwich tastes better than anything I've ever cooked.

"Hey Listen! You're staring at your daughter while she does stretching exercises! You just admit your base desires and prove that the monarchy was right about inbreeding hahahaha! ... Ah, cough cough cough cough! Shit, bitch because of you I'm drowning! " – Navi was shouting so many stupid things that she choked on a piece of nacho, even though she has no mouth or throat…

Whatever.

I ignored Navi and continued watching my daughters play, which made me smile slightly. Seeing them happy makes my migraine bearable...

Although I would like them to enjoy this life, the reason I am not analyzing the other timelines and chose to keep an eye on my daughters is because Paranoia detected that the plot armor covering Illya, Miyu and Chloe resonated. Now the three have become a single protagonist and the plot has begun to unfold.

If my calculations are not wrong, it is a matter of time before they meet Gaia. The problem is that I'm not the only one who knows this...

"Hey Listen! The idiot is drooling while he looks at your lolis' little butts!" – Navi shouted with amusement as she looked at the window of a building.

[System Notification: The skills 'Intermittent Explosive' and 'Sadism' are screaming]

I sighed internally as [Sadomasochistic Meditation] helped me maintain self-control. – "I know, now shut up"

In the main building, disguised as a teacher, was one of the idiots who was sent to seduce my daughters…

The only reason he's still alive is because his death will alert the Control Demon...

Ah, it's too difficult to maintain my self-control when an idiot looks at my daughters as if they were pieces of meat to be devoured...

I sighed internally and continued eating the lunch that Miyu prepared for me.

I like to see that my daughters can enjoy normal and happy lives. It would be nice if things could always be like this...

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(Perspective Illyasviel von Einzbern) (Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

Uuhhmmm… I don't know what to think about everything that's happening.

Yesterday my life was normal, my biggest concern was doing my homework and I thought that magic only existed in anime. Now, I met a new girl who became one of my best friends from the moment I met her, but I also discovered that magic exists, I became a magical girl, my parents are magicians, I have an older sister or something, the demons exist, my Onii-chan was kidnapped by demons, my new friend's father is an isekai anime hero who makes delicious food, my desire to be a magical girl got me into a world domination conspiracy, there are bad people who want capture me for some unknown reason and only my friend's father can help me, even my mother said that only he has the strength to keep me safe...

Ugh, too much information. My head hurts.

It all happened yesterday and I haven't had time to think about it, plus I'm so worried about my Onii-chan that I couldn't sleep.

The only thing that calms me down is that Ichijo-san said that he would bring my brother back and my mother said that we can trust him. Ichijo-san is very reliable and makes delicious food, even more delicious than Onii-chan's food...

Ugh, thinking about Ichijo-san's food makes me hungry, but it's already past lunchtime...

"Illya, you're drooling" – My friend Nanaki's voice brought me out of my thoughts.

(Author's Note: Nanaki Moriyama from Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

"Ah!" – In a panic I wanted to clean my mouth, but I'm in sports class and I don't have tissues, so I had to use my shirt, although it was very embarrassing.

"You've been very distracted all day, did something happen?" – Another of my friends, Mimi, asked me with concern.

(Author's Note: Mimi Katsura from Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

I shook my head, although I couldn't contain a small tired yawn. – "I couldn't sleep, but I'm fine"

"Hmm, is it because your cousin moved in with you?" – Mimi continued asking me while her gaze went to the volleyball court.

There were now only two people playing on the court. My new friend Miyu was competing with my older sister Chloe.

"Emmm, yes, it was a bit surprising since it's the first time I've seen her" – I smiled bitterly, not wanting to talk much for fear of ruining the lie.

"Oh" – My friend Tatsuko nodded with excitement. – "Still, I didn't imagine that Miyu-chan would be Illya-chan's cousin, the world is small"

(Author's Note: Tatsuko Gakumazawa from Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

"Yes, it surprised me too" – My smile became more complex.

I like Miyu a lot. She's very intelligent, cute, and although sometimes I feel inferior when comparing myself to her, I feel happy to be her friend, so I like the idea of treating her like family, although everything is so sudden that it's a little strange.

On the other hand, I don't know how Ichijo-san did it, but in a single night, he had Chloe get an official identity and be admitted to the school. He talked to my mother and convinced her to register Chloe as my cousin, but she is also Ichijo-san's adopted daughter, so technically Ichijo-san is my uncle and Miyu is my cousin...

Ugh, my head hurts.

The simple explanation was that my mother had a sister who was a friend of Ichijo-san. She passed away, so Ichijo-san adopted Chloe as his daughter, but he already had a daughter, so he took advantage of Miyu's school trip so Chloe could reunite with her family.

It's surprising that Ichijo-san managed to fabricate such an absurd lie, but that everyone believed and accepted it because of the evidence.

It's like Miyu said, Ichijo-san is a very capable and intelligent man, he is also a little handsome, especially his true face... he looks good when he cooks and his food is delicious... ..

"Illya, you're drooling again" – Nanaki pointed to my mouth again and I had to clean myself again.

I shook my head to clear away the strange thoughts and continued watching the volleyball game.

Since last night, the two of them have been arguing and competing over everything.

Miyu didn't seem very happy that Ichijo-san adopted Chloe, so he asked me for advice. I didn't know what to tell her, so we sought advice from my mom, although I think she misunderstood us, since she thought Miyu was talking about a boy at school.

I am honestly surprised and concerned about Miyu's feelings since the way she talks about Ichijo-san is not the way a daughter should talk about her father. Her attitude is similar to girls in love in shojo animes.

My mother said that a woman should fight for what she wants, love is a war and Miyu should fight if there was a boy she liked.

I wanted to stop my mom, but she said that we should keep this a secret from Ichijo-san. I think my mom doesn't like Ichijo-san even though she said that Ichijo-san is the only person we should trust to keep us safe.

Despite all the arguments between the two of them, I have the feeling that they are having fun. I'm glad that they don't really hate each other, although Rin-san was saying that Chloe and Ichijo-san are bad people who I should be careful of.

(Author's Note: Rin Tohsaka from Fate)

We continued watching Miyu and Chloe compete until sports class ended. Surprisingly, the winner was Miyu, although I think Chloe let her win since she has proven to have physical abilities far superior to us. We can only match her when we use mahou shoujo powers.

After the little competition, Miyu had a happy look while Chloe just shrugged her shoulders and chatted with us without worrying about anything else.

Miyu and Chloe have become quite popular in recent days, especially Miyu since she became the captain of the basketball team that competes with our school team, so most of the girls approached her when we went to change clothes to go back to class.

Taking advantage of the moment, I approached Chloe to ask her a question. – "Did they make a bet again?"

"Yes" – Chloe shrugged as she changed her shirt. – "I joked that I want to take a bath with dad, so she challenged me to decide who will take a bath with him"

….

I do not know what to think.

"Oh, are you interested in joining us?" – Chloe smiled strangely as she brought her mouth closer to my ear making me feel nervous. – "Dad's arms are quite strong and they make me feel very safe when he hugs me, I bet you would like it too, maybe hug him while you sleep or just be treated with affection…"

…

"Ah, don't listen to me, I'm just saying what I feel" – Chloe turned her face away from her and smiled, although I feel that there was something strange in her smile. – "Anyway, none of that matters, anyway, dad won't always be my dad"

Eh?

I'm confused now, and I think that showed on my face as Chloe shook her head. – "You see, dad is not my real father, so we are not related by blood. Right?"

I nodded. Chloe is my older sister, so my father is her real father while Ichijo-san is her adoptive father.

"Well, then I won't always be daddy's daughter" – Chloe's smile grew and she leaned close to my ear again to whisper. – "In the future I will be his wife~"

... W-WHAT??!!

T-That's immoral! P-Perverted, she's a pervert!

Chloe predicted my reaction as she covered my mouth before I screamed.

"Shhhh, don't scream" – Chloe smiled wryly.

It took me a few seconds to regain my calm. Chloe noticed and removed her hands from my mouth.

"Y-You… A-Are you k-kidding?" – My voice was shaking, although I don't know exactly what I feel.

Chloe shrugged again. – "Dad has many wives, there shouldn't be a problem if there is one more, I just want to be with him and I'm sure Miyu thinks the same"

"…" – I remained completely silent. This was so ridiculous I didn't know what to say.

Chloe continued smiling. – "Do you think it is absurd?"

I nodded.

"Oh? And isn't being in love with your older brother absurd?" – I couldn't speak before Chloe's mocking look.

"I thought so" – Chloe smiled triumphantly and finished dressing. – "Look, I know everything has been very sudden, but I am your older sister and I really want to meet you, I want to talk to you and I hope you feel you have the confidence to talk to me about any of your concerns"

Again I didn't know what to say.

Chloe's sincere gaze, warm smile, and kind voice left my mind blank. I could only open my mouth slightly to respond. – "T-Thank you, Onee-chan…"

Chloe's smile became kinder and she put her hand on my shoulder. – "You don't need to thank me, we are family"

I felt a little moisture in my eyes, but I also wanted to smile.

"Oh, right" – Chloe looked for something in her backpack and took out her cell phone. – "Your blonde friend told me that you like certain types of manga… Ahem, I won't judge your tastes, the theme of younger sister with older brother seems to be popular among girls our age, although I prefer father and daughter"

...… TATSUKO!!

This is the last time I tell that fool about the things I see on the internet!

"Look, I got this from dad's friend" – Chloe put her arm on my shoulders while she opened the gallery on her cell phone so that other girls couldn't see what she wanted to show me.

Chloe opened a video without playing the audio, but the images alone were enough to make my face turn completely red.

I quickly covered my mouth with my hands so as not to scream.

Why am I seeing Ichijo-san doing those things?!

The video was Ichijo-san, but his real appearance.

The boy came up naked while he was doing lovers things with a girl our age. No, it wasn't just one, there were several girls...

I couldn't hear them, but just seeing their expressions it was clear that they were more than happy...

I've seen several mangas, but nothing as explicit as this, plus, the video was uncensored and I could see Ichijo-san's entire body... Entire.

I swallowed hard as a strange heat ran through my body.

I know I'm not supposed to watch this, I don't know why Chloe is showing me this, but for some reason, I couldn't look away from the video.

"Illya, I know you're worried about your brother, but don't worry, dad will find him and bring him back... When that happens, you can do everything you really want, don't worry about anything, only your happiness matters" – Chloe spoke to me kindly, but my attention could only focus on the video that was increasingly… striking. – "Of course, for that you need to know what you are facing, so, as your older sister, I will help you get to know the world of adults, and the best thing would be to see someone experienced like dad"

I felt like my mouth was dry…

"Later I'll show you more videos" – Chloe closed her cell phone. – "Well, everyone has finished dressing, now let's go to class"

...….

I nodded without being able to speak. I could only stare at the cell phone in Chloe's hand...