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TianZhu Giving Pointers To Youngsters

After arguing with the system, Tianzhu started to settle the matters regarding the Emperor Star Academy, he needed to at least do some works for the school first; if he directly left right on the first day of work then he'll become the bad/lazy teacher. The first day of next week is the first day of spring, so Tianzhu decided to set off his trip on the first day of spring.

Right now was lunch time so he stayed in his room a bit more until the lunch time over. While resting he started to think about the Quest, he was considering which one of the beauty he would chaste after first; upon this he also wondered why he couldn't take Evergreen Qing'er as his wife so he asked the system. "XiaoJin, tell me why I can't make Evergreen Qing'er become my wife?"

[Even this easy thing you couldn't figure out, stupid LaoDa; right now Evergreen Qing'er is just 16 years old and she even just became 16 a few days ago! Or do you want to take an underage girl as your wife?]

Upon hearing this he didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. But it was also his fault that he got confused about the year he was in. "Alright, I'm sorry about that." 'Then the first destination I should head off to will be The Grand Shang Empire, Royal Sacred Region and my target is Lin Xian'er of the Celestial Maiden Sect.' thought Tianzhu.

The lunch time was over, now Tianzhu was walking to the Training Field. On the way there, anyone he walked passed would call him and bow to him with respect and he would also reply them with a humble manner.

"HA! HU! HA!..." the sound of many students training echoed throughout the whole training field, some of them practice alone with their weapons in hands, some of them sparred with each other, some of them sat down under the trees that had the Heavenly Dipper World Stone to cultivate and comprehend the insights from it but no worries those trees were far away from the lively training… while they were diligently training and cultivating suddenly they saw a very handsome figure clad in light blue slowly walking from afar but soon he arrived at the training area.

"Junior sees Elder Zhang." They paused their training and bowed down to Tianzhu with good manner.

"Em, no need to be polite, continue your usual practice, I will walk around to see your training and will give you some pointers." Upon hearing this all of them became very excited and resume their training.

Then Tianzhu walked toward a male student who was practicing his sword skill, he stood beside to watch it for a while then he said "Your sword art is called The Devouring Dragon Sword Art right? This sword art has eight stages, the 1st stage is called Lake Wind, 2nd stage River Wind, 3rd stage Ocean Wind, 4th stage Rain Wind, 5th stage Cloud Wind, 6th stage Storm Wind, 7th stage Cyclone Thunder Wind and the final stage Devouring Dragon Wind. This sword art is very a powerful Heavenly Dipper realm tier however it is also very hard to train, but you're pretty great to comprehend and train it to the 3rd stage Ocean Wind. However, if you want to breakthrough to the 4th stage it will take at 10 years, this is because of your wrong understanding of this 3rd stage. I won't tell you the direct answer but I will ask you instead. Have you ever been to the ocean?"

"Ah, no I've never been to once." Answered Ling Quan with his head shaking

"Then have you ever seen it?"

"Even though I've never seen it real life but I've seen it in my imagination. My grandfather told me about the ocean and I imagined it my self." Said Tianzhu

"If so, then tell me about the ocean in your imagination."

"It was very vast; I couldn't see its end. The wind of the ocean was very fresh and the depth ocean is very deep, also its motion changed unnoticeably; sometimes it was calm, sometimes it was running with waves…"

"Good imagination, but have you jumped into it?"

"No I didn't jump or swim."

"Haha, then let me ask you, what is the description of the 3rd stage Ocean Wind?"

"When one practice to the 3rd stage, one will capable of suppress the enemy like putting the ocean on his shoulder via each sword strike, making the enemy himself feels heavy and hard to move; plus, each sword strike will also be capable of erasing the air around the enemy making him hard to breath."

"Good, that's the description. This 3rd stage is solely focus on speed and strength of the sword strike. It is also a straight strike. So if we use this description compare to reality then you'll know what's wrong in it."

Upon hearing this, Ling Quan became quiet and mumbled to himself "Compare to reality, compare to reality, suppress the enemy like putting the ocean on his shoulder… ahh I know it has a hidden meaning inside this, no one is capable of raising the ocean and put it on one's shoulder, however one is capable of putting others in the ocean. So to summarize it to the main meaning, when one practice to the 3rd stage, one will capable of suppress the enemy like putting him in a prison and put it into the ocean, so he will feel heavy and there's no air under the ocean so he will become hard to breath. What's more the ocean is just too deep so the prison will only sink down to the depth of the ocean. Only when the opponent can break free from the prison can he break free from my sword strike. The creator of this Sword must be a supreme genius as the manual didn't mention the name of the creator." After solving his problem, he gazed toward Tianzhu with respect and bowed down to him "Thank you very much Elder Zhang for your awesome guidance." A lot of students nearby also became shocked when they saw this, this new elder is very powerful and knowledgeable indeed, with just a look he could recognize the sword art and find the flaw of a technique, all of them also saw that sword art manual in the Cultivation Technique pavilion and knew that the sword art was too hard indeed, the Cultivation Technique pavilion master said that not even the supreme elder was capable of cultivating it but Ling Quan was one of the peak genius of the academy so he could comprehend it quite easily.

"Haha, don't thank me, you figured it out yourself, so you should thank yourself instead. But from now on don't call me elder Zhang, just call me senior Zhang is just fine. Hmm, about that 3rd stage sword art, I can give you a bit more meaning and advices, the ocean is originated from the lake or the river itself, if you want to breakthrough to the 4th stage you have to train your sword art under the water with the heaviest sword. Also with your cultivation at 5th level Yuan Palace, you can start comprehending the mandates, I suggest you to comprehend five mandates such as mandate of suppression, mandate of water, mandate of wind, mandate of thunder and if possible you need to comprehend mandate of spatial too, warning it is one of the hardest mandate to comprehend." Like this he left Ling Quan and walked to a group of student practicing sword formation.

He stood beside to watch for a bit like previously and after he found the flaws he walked to them a waved a hand to make them stop. "Your sword formation is called Five Elements Sword Formation right? But why does none of you stay in the right position of your element? You, you comprehended mandate of wind but why did you stand in the fire position? And you, you have mandate of earth but why did you stand in the water position also what's with the other one with mandate of fire stayed in the thunder position? I've never seen this kind of damn swapping position sword formation. Remember, fire stay in the east, wind stay in the south, earth stay in the center, water stay in the north, thunder stay in the west." After that he left and went to find flaws of the others again.

"Hey balloon head shaped guy, why did you swing your blade like a kitchen knife instead? You sure come here to learn combat technique? not to learn cooking right?"

"What's with that girly pose while waving your sword? Are you gay or something?"

"Huh, if you want to pee why don't you go to pee first? Why must endure it while practicing shooting bow? No one will steal those arrows that you've already shot out. You with the broom like hair help look for those arrows for him."

"You with a flat face, are you nuts or something? To think you use a butcher knife to practice spear technique! If you don't have money, I can give you to buy one."

"N-n-no senior, I just want to do some experiment." Replied the student with a shuttering voice

"What's with your ridiculously stupid experiment? Make sure to practice with the right weapon next time."

"Hey plump brat, your Leg Art 18th stance is wrong, that's the 19th stance. Check the manual again."

"Duracell guy, your cultivation is only at 2nd level Yuan Palace, try to take a break too; don't just go mad with training all day."

"French Fry girl, go back gaining some more weight first can you come back to train, I'm afraid that the wind will blow you with it."

After a half day of guiding, giving pointers and giving people ridiculous name, Tianzhu finally went back to his resident. The students also sigh in a relief that the senior who gave them weird names left.

Since the start, TianZhu was so terrible at giving people's name, luckily for his children that his wife gave them their names. But still; sometimes he also called them with weird nicknames. A lot of orphans also got their weird nicknames from him too.

While Tianzhu was on his way to his resident suddenly he thought of his wife and went to her resident's direction instead. Upon arriving there, he was shocked to see in and out of the residents was filled with so many female students, among there he also noticed Mo Qingcheng. 'Seems like my wife became so popular now, a Goddess of Beauty lives up to her name indeed, so many females want to know the way how to become beautiful. I guess I should go back first, it will be very awkward that I am the only male here.' Thought Tianzhu.

However, right now little did Tianzhu know that his reputation was currently soaring up sky high too, all of the students who had witnessed him shown off his knowledge told their friends about how they benefited greatly from his guidance. But they also felt disappointed about this powerful senior Zhang gave them weird and ridiculous names. This news was spreading like wild fire in the academy in just one evening. Some of them felt shocked, some felt awe, fear etc.

Even though this chapter is short but kind of a bit funny one. ;-; ;-)

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