That's messed up

"That's messed up." I sat on the bed, realizing what I had done...

I previously died by getting hit by a truck and the next moment I opened my eyes to a new body. The problem is, it was not a standard reincarnation, instead, I woke up in the body of an adult which means one of two things.

One, I stole his body one way or another without my own will.

Two, someone or something forced my soul into it. 

The crux is, I don't know if the owner was already dead or if I called him while taking the body.

What's sure though is that unlike those fanfic and stuff I didn't receive the body's previous owner's memories but I still had my home and for some reason, I could call upon my memories easier than before.

"What am I even supposed to do." I held my head in resignation because I already knew the answer: Nothing.

It's not like I was going to kill myself or anything, so I was left with no other choice than to live on and try to see what's gonna happen.

[Ding, You have Some unread notifications. Do you wish to check?] [Yes/No]

"God, please." I supplied, while I was happy to receive a system or whatever it is, I feared the implication of such a thing. It means that the world I was in currently was a dangerous one.

"Oh well, anyway." As If he wasn't complaining earlier, he shook his head and embraced his new condition, it's not like depressing and complaining would change anything about it.

Thus, he clicked on yes.

[Notice, The Soul Transplant has been successful. You have been Resurrected.]

Well, that answers the previous dilemma, it was the system's fault.

[Notice, You now have access to the status screen and Reward panel.]

No inventory? Sad, but I can still make work with that. Better, I don't have to deal with missions too.

[Notice, You have been given two premium gifts for being the first to use the system.]

Now we talking, give me those sweet gift packs.

[The first has been sacrificed for your resurrection. The second can be retrieved at any time.]

Oh, so that's why? I understand. you served well first gift, I salute your sacrifice.

[Notice, Your base level has been set to 0. You can now level up.]

Damn 0? Not even 1? Do you mean I am that weak? Not possible, I feel way stronger than a normal human should be.

[Every 10 levels you will receive a small reward, every 20 a medium, every 50 a Big, every 100 a Great, and every 250 a premium.]

Ah yes, with that kind of grading system, it seems rather normal for me to be level 0.

[Please check your status for more information.]

I didn't waste any time and called upon it in my mind. It was only then that a blue screen appeared before me.

...

Name: Konohamaru Sarutobi (Alexender Johanson)

Age: 27 (22)

Title: Grandson of the Third, Prodigee, Brat, Perverse, Chunin, Jonin, Elite, Ni-san, Leader of Team 7.

Level: 0

....

Wait that's it? No stats, status points, or even skills? What's even the use of this status screen then? 

[Notice, An increase in level will result in an increase in the host's overall capacities, Strength, agility, durability, chakra, ninjutsu, taijutsu, Genjutsu, and even cooking, cleaning, and dancing. It wouldn't be convenient to create a category for everything, thus only the level will be displayed.]

I am convinced, that does explain it, now I am left with another thought... this system is too damn op.

Wouldn't I become the perfect being if everything about me is upgraded every time I level up? Just wait Dio, Karl, Imma leave you in the dust soon enough.

Also I am Konohamaru? Like, from Naruto? Ah fuck... And I am 27 meaning this is the period after the war.

At least that's better than having to personally live through it, I am pretty sure with how I don't have the original Konohamur's memories, I was going to die... 

No, thinking about it a little more, Konohamaru didn't participate in the war did he? 

Yeah, should be about right. Now the problem is, what's up in this time period? Is it still like in Shipuden or did things change? 

Nobody told me there was a suite to Naruto, damn... at least I hope there will be more enemies like Madara and Obito. We don't talk about Kaguya.

[You have received some Exp for your extensive thinking.]

So Exp could be obtained like that too? Interesting. Then I wonder how else I can obtain some-

"KONOHAMARU-SENSEI" My thoughts were interrupted by a shout from outside.

Who could that be? To disturb someone so early in the morning like that... Imma throw hands with that fucker!

"KO-NO-HA-MA-RU-SEN-SEIIIIIIIIIII!!!" 

I put my fingers in my ear for a moment, while contemplating how to beat the fuck out of that kid screaming my name like that.

Wait, kid? And he said Sensei? Also the title above... "Leader of Team 7" Fuck.

[You have received some Exp for your extensive thinking.]

I walked straight to the door before opening it and picking outside. That's when I noticed a much younger version of Naruto. But he looked more like Minato with some whiskers.

Is that his son? Hm... Konohamaru being the teacher of Naruto's son does sound right... But the problem is, I don't even know his name.

Let's just fake. Time to put those actors' skills to use.

"The heck? What got you screaming people's names that early?" I asked annoyed while measuring his reaction.

"Listen Nii-san, That Rasengan you have always been using, you gotta teach it to me!" So it's because of him I have "Nii-san" in my titles. And about the Rasengan, he seems really serious about it. But the problem is, why is he asking me instead of Naruto?

"Huh? Why are you asking me instead of your father?" I tested the water, perhaps I was making a mistake just by asking... It could be that Naruto is dead after all, but I doubt that.

"Who? That looser? Never! Stop joking around, and teach me that jutsu asap." It seems like Naruto has a strained relationship with his son for some reason.

Hard to believe, considering his childhood I would have bet he would be the best father ever so he could give his child what he didn't have. But here we are. 

I will have to investigate that.

"So you want to learn the Rasengan huh..." I asked putting my back against the door and crossing my arms while looking at him with a suspicious look.

"Sure, I could, but you will have to tell me why. Why the sudden request?" I asked, from his demeanor and what I deduced prior to this point, I could tell that something must have happened for him to make that request. 

After all, if he has seen me use it numerous times until this point and it's only now he is interested in learning it, then something should have created that sudden interest.

[You have received some Exp for your extensive thinking.]

"Ah, hum..." He seemed a little sheepish. "It's for... for, the chunin exam, Ah yes, exactly it's for the chunin exam." He tried to explain, but I knew that was just an excuse, so I narrowed my eyes and kept eye contact. And finally, he gave on.

"Arg, okay, okay I will tell you, stop looking at me like that!" He relented by throwing his arm in the air before continuing.

"It's Sasuke-san, the old man's rival, he said that if I could learn that jutsu he would accept to become my sensei! Then when I become strong I will weep the floor with my old men!" 

Huh, I was pretty surprised, what kind of dynamic is this? The son of Naruto wanted to learn from Sasuke so he could beat Naruto... Hilarious.

"You want to what? Ahahahahaha" I burst out laughing, considering Naruto and Sasuke's strength at the end of the manga... his goal was simply unattainable, even more so considering they should have grown stronger since then.

"What are you laughing for?" He was getting heated.

"No, nothing never mind, The Rasengan is it not? I am gonna teach you." I held my laugh and said.

"Awesome, where do we start?" He asked, all excited, what a simple boy. I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

"Go buy a couple of water balloons first and then rejoin me in the training group number 3." 

"Water balloons what for? I want you to teach me the Rasengan not play with water!"

Sigh, kids these days.

"Just do what I say, or forget about me teaching you anything." I told him, while showing him I was serious with my eyes.

"... Fine, but you better keep your world!" He ran off somewhere after leaving those words behind.

It was only then that I visibly sighed before getting back inside. 

Now how the fuck am I supposed to teach him something I didn't master myself? Sure I knew the theory like any other weeb, but I am not Konohamaru, I don't know how to really do it, I don't even know how to use chakra at all.

I slapped myself with my two hands to focus back on the road ahead. We will never know if we don't try, so let's try first.

I focused and sat on the bed crosslegged, before closing my eyes, trying to feel said chakra... Ho, here it is. It feels warm and welcoming. So that's chakra

"This was easier than I thought." I patted the back of my head in puzzlement, perhaps is it because I lived all my life without having it so now I can easily point it out like a sore thumb since it's new to me? 

"Next is, I know this shouldn't be the first thing I try to do but I am kinda in a hurry right now." I convinced myself while extending my right arm.

The principle behind the Rasengan is rather simple... Shape, Force, and stability.

As I thought and called upon my chakra to form the Rasengan by imagining its form and attributes in detail. I felt the chakra in my body flow in a way I found natural and familiar, it coalesced into my hand before taking shape... It was a real Rasengan.

My eyes widened in surprise, I didn't think it would really work but it turned out my previous guess was correct.

It was muscle memory and instinct or at least something close to it, though Konohamarou's soul didn't reside in the body anymore, it still conserved Konohamaru's experience... the body learns and adapts after all.

"Great, this will make it all the more easier for me." I grinned before trying to disperse the Rasengan in my hand... and it worked!

"So now, it's all about the acting game, Imma play among us in real life." I jumped up, and quickly went through the house to get an idea of the layout before going to prepare myself and wear some clothes.

I don't know what Konohamaru usually wears but Imma go with what seems to be the most likely one... meaning that one set of clothes that has multiple exemplaries.

after finishing only then I remembered that I didn't really "know" where that was and considering we were in the future, things may have changed compared to what I remember.

"Damn, why did I even propose that? It just came out on its own." I slapped my forehead.

Damn, I will have to go out and find it myself then. So hard to be a sensei... and act like someone you aren't.

As I stepped outside I remembered another thing, I didn't receive my second gift did I? I think now is not such a bad time.

And as soon as I thought, I received a notification.

[Do you wish to receive your second reward?][Yes/No]

I clicked on yes with an untold amount of excitation and expectation. Since it's ranked "Premium" It must be good right? It should be, it has to be!

[Randomly selecting a reward in the premium category.]

[3...2...1...0... An appropriate gift has been selected.]

My eyes shone as I waited to see what it was, please be something OP, please! 

[Congratulations, you have obtained a new Ability.]

It's not a weapon, good, I think an ability is better for the current me, now what is it?

[Charyeok: Hui Mori]

Goddamn it! Score!!!!!