Uchiha Ai: 1

(Academy)

I sighed as I looked over a pathetic weakling getting one-shotted by me.

"Uchiha Ai wins!"

"Hn."

After finishing this pathetic match, I went to my place to watch all these loosers brawl. It's actually kind of funny to watch these cannon fodders try their hardest.

"Hey bitch! Why did you hurt Sasuke-kun!?"

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"...Who?"

"'Who?'? What do you mean who!? It's Sasuke-kun! The one who you beat up just now!"

"Oh? You mean Duckbutt? Yeah. I beat him up all the time. What are you gonna do about it?"

"YOU-"

And I disappeared. I mean, I dispelled my Shadow Clone.

Haaaaaaah.

I am bored. I wonder why all girls in my class are so annoying? It's as if the world has a writer and he doesn't know how to write female characters. All are Duckbutt's fangirls except one, and that Hyuga freak gives me the creeps with the blushy mess she is for Naruto. I just hope she doesn't turn Yandere like many turn in nii-san's manga.

"UCHIHA AI! COME DOWN FROM THE ROOF THIS INSTANT-KYAAA~!"

Annoying teacher. Good thing I have my babies, by spiders!

"I will feed you all some meat today."

I smiled as my spiders started making webs and jumping up and down in joy. Why need humans when you have spiders?

Delighted, I started my nature transformation practice. I have fire and lighting attributes, just like nii-san. Though I wonder if I will be able to surpass him...

"Hey bitch! Come down! We haven't finished talking!"

Ugggh!

"Genjutsu: Sasuke x Naruto Doujin!"

Sigh. I should have done it from the start. Now just watch your grown up Duckbutt and Naruto do some *cough* *cough* things. Stupid people bothering me all the time.

"Ai! You can't use genjutsu on a fellow student!"

"Uggh! Who are you?"

I looked over to the man with a scar on his face. Hmm, he doesn't seem to be scared of my spiders, even though they are resting on his face.

"Hey! Why did you slap away my babies!"

He... how dare he remove my babies from his face so harshly! They fell on the ground!

"Rasengan!"

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"Umm, why am I here?"

I asked the Hokage as he sighed for the fourth time since I have been called. He has been muttering 'I am too old for this' for a long time while reading a paper.

"Uchiha Ai, why did you attack your teacher? With a dangerous ninjutsu like Rasengan?"

"Self-defense!"

"Sigh. Really?"

"Yes! He smashed my babies on the roof without any mercy!"

"Babies!?"

"My spiders!"

"... Let me get this straight. You often skip class and go to the roof, and when the teacher comes you scare him away with your spiders so that he leaves you alone. But now another teacher, Iruka, who is going to be your teacher from now on, came and saw you putting your classmate in a genjutsu. You tried to scare him away by your spiders but he just removed them from his face, and that's why they fell on the ground. This angered you and you smashed a Rasengan on him. Am I correct?"

"Hn."

"Are you going to apologise to your sensei? He is in hospital right now."

"Only if he apologizes to my babies!"

"... Should I call your brother to report what trouble you have been creating in the Academy?"

"Do whatever you want. I want him to apologize to my babies first."

"...Okay. And tell me why you can use Rasengan?"

"Nii-san taught me."

"Of course he will do that! That troublemaker! Now listen! You are going to give the graduation test tomorrow! Otherwise, you will be expelled!"

"Ok. I am tired of those little shits yapping all day anyway."

"Right right! Now go away! I can't handle you siblings anymore!"

"Hn."

I bowed and went out of the office. I am not going to tell nii-san about it. I will give him a surprise by graduating before his age! He was 8, and I am 7! Hn Hn Hn!

"Aaargh! I am too old for this!"

... Well, you are, Hokage Monkey-sama.