Waa~ Waa~ Go Call Your Hokage to Save You!
The sun hung low in the sky, casting long shadows across the yard of the Ninja Academy. Miyuki and Itachi stood side by side, their eyes scanning the area as they looked for their newest training partner, Izumi.
As they were waiting for her to appear, a group of older students approached, their faces twisted with disdain. The leader, a tall boy named Daichi, in his last year at the academy, sneered as he looked at Miyuki.
"Hey, Uchiha girl," Daichi called out, his voice dripping with malice. "We heard a rumor that you and your traitorous father were involved in the Fourth Hokage's death. Is that true?"
Miyuki's eyes widened in anger at the statement. "Obviously not! How could I or my father, have anything to do with his death?" Miyuki said with a seething tone, being fed up with all the ridiculous rumors she's been hearing every day since she tried to help.
Daichi stepped closer, his gang of frog-faced toad worshipping fools following suit. "Don't lie to us. Everyone knows the Uchiha clan is full of traitors. It's only a matter of time before you show your true colors."
"That's right! If only Jiraya-sama had been there! He would have put an end to you traitors immediately!" One of the toad-like goons spoke up from behind.
Being fed up with the bullsh**, Miyuki was preparing to break their jaws to shut up their annoying croaking.
However, sadly, when she was about to take action Itachi placed a hand on her shoulder to calm her down. "Ignore them, Miyuki. They're just trying to provoke you." While he was calming Miyuki down, his sharingan opened on its own as he looked at the group of fools.
Daichi laughed, clearly enjoying the reaction he was getting. "Oh, look! The little Uchiha princess is getting mad. What are you going to do about it, huh?"
Itachi suddenly moved his hand away, and quietly whispered to Miyuki. "Don't beat them too badly." Miyuki nodded slightly, smirked, and happily lunged forward after hearing that. Her movements a blur as she aimed a punch at Daichi's face, which even a mother couldn't love. He barely even saw the attack coming as he stumbled backwards, her fist firmly connected to his jaw. The other bullies quickly backed away, being frightened seeing their leader beaten so easily.
"Good, now let me just make sure you won't be spouting nonsense for a while." Miyuki spoke slowly as she walked towards Daichi who fell to the ground. "I'll start with your tongue, then I'll move onto your teeth, your gums, your uvula? I'll rip it out." Miyuki spoken with a terrifying calm as she continued walking towards Daichi.
Itachi meanwhile, was just standing nearby and watching as the group slowly walked back in fear, Daichi crawling. However, to the group Itachi just standing there, was more than enough to instill deep seated fear as his twin took action.
"What made you think you could pick on the one who supposedly killed your hokage?" Miyuki asked genuinely. "What made you think you would be safer than him?" She continued still very curiously as she slowly walked towards the crawling Daichi.
"H-help!" Daichi screamed as he crawled away. "The traitor is going to kill us!"
Smiling at first, hearing his cries, and thinking she looked super badass, Miyuki's expression soon shifted into a frown. "Oh no... whatever shall I do?" She gasped, "what if the hokage comes?... oh, wait that's right! He's still dead." She deadpanned as she watched him crawl.
"You know this don't you?" Miyuki spoke as she looked at the group behind Daichi. "You know nobody can save you, and yet you still appeared in front of me. Well~ I have to thank you. The hokage died too quickly last time and I didn't get to fulfill my plan for him... I'll take my time with you lot" Miyuki spoke menacingly.
Continuing forward with a grin on her face, Miyuki's expression suddenly soured as she looked at Daichi. "Did you just piss yourself?" She spoke with disgust. "Oh my gosh you did."
Miyuki looked away and backed away from the disgusting person as she fanned in front of her nose. As she backed away, she took notice of the crowd of students coming out of the academy.
Suddenly having a terrific idea, Miyuki looked around at the slowly emerging crowd. Enhancing her voice with chakra, Miyuki yelled with all her might. "Oh my god! Everyone look! Daichi peed all over himself while trying to talk to me! That's so embarrassing! He brought along a whole group of people to support him in confessing to me, and yet he still couldn't take it and peed everywhere!"
After she finished yelling, Miyuki heard a lot of low laughs and whispers coming from the crowd. However, this time she was very pleased as none of them were false rumors about her family. "He even fell down and messed up his jaw when I leaned in to understand what he was muttering about!" She happily continued to convince the crowd as more gathered.
"Girls! I hope you can all stay away from creeps like Daichi and his group! I wouldn't want any of you to suffer the same humiliation I have today!" She spoke while putting on a saddened expression. "The only confession I've got so far is from a creep who pisses all over himself! This is terrible! Don't ever become like me! Never interact with this group if you see them!"
Feeling content at having ruined their entire lives, Miyuki turned around towards Itachi and spotted that Izumi had already arrived beside him while she was giving her speech. "Yo" she said simply.
"Miyuki, did he really confess to you and then pee on himself?" Izumi asked with worry. "That could completely ruin your reputation. You could become known as the Pee Attractor or something."
Looking at Izumi, with a terrible expression on her face Miyuki contemplated buying a camera. "You better make sure I don't get such a nickname, or I swear I'm going to get a camera and record all your embarrassing moments. Only to then show it to your family and friends in the future."
Izumi gasped at Miyuki's immensely cruel statement. "You wouldn't!"
"Try me." Miyuki replied. 'Well, she'll marry Itachi and I'll be her family and friend, so it would really just stay with me. I'm not cruel enough to harm my sister-in-law. In fact, I'm a very good person now that I think of it.' Miyuki put on a happy smile while thinking about how much of a great person she was. 'Yeah, I'm the best! I do everything to help my family.'