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Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Friend Shisui faces a life and death crisis. Meanwhile, Itachi, a devoted disciple, is on the brink of embracing his destiny as the epitome of 'filial piety' within the Ninja World. The eyes of the entire clan will soon become specimens for others, because they are consumed by an obsession they cannot get rid of. Under the watchful eye of the Konoha Corrupt Quartet, Uchiha Funan, a fifteen-year-old retired cadre of the Uchiha clan, deals with overwhelming pressure. This pressure leads him to make the decision to venture beyond the confines of the clan. --- This is a translation of a Chinese Novel, with minor changes in some parts of the original story. I don't own the picture in the novel cover.

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Chapter 94: Invisibility Technique?

Torifu said expressionlessly: "That's right, many people who maintain the seal heard the roar of the Nine-Tails, and he was shouting: Uchiha!"

"Oh!"

"This is embarrassing!" Funan rolled his eyes, patted his forehead, and looked distressed.

Torifu's eyes twitched, and he said in a low voice: "Funan, do you have anything to say?"

Funan pointed at Danzo and said angrily: "It's all because of Danzo!"

Danzo's veins bulged and he was so angry that he almost jumped out of his seat.

"Funan!" Torifu's tone became heavier.

"Am I wrong?" Funan sneered. "Listen to what Danzo just said, that gloating expression, I want to slap him! He's so fucking cheap, are you so happy that there is a problem with the Nine-Tails' seal?"

"Are you still a human being? Have you never thought about how much damage the Nine-Tails will cause to the village after it comes out of the seal?"

Danzo stood up suddenly: "Uchiha Funan, you are too presumptuous!"

"So you can do it, but I can't say it?"

"You..." Danzo was extremely furious.

"Okay, okay!" Shikaku quickly intervened to stop the conflict that was about to break out between the two.

"Hmph!" Funan snorted coldly, pointed at Danzo, and said: "You are lucky!"

Danzo's face twitched. He always thought that he was unreasonable, but now he realized how kind he was before.

"Okay!" Torifu rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Funan, why did the Nine-Tailed Fox shout Uchiha? You must give an explanation for this matter."

"Explain what? Explain why the Nine-Tails screams Uchiha?" Funan curled his lips and said lightly: "That's because the Nine-Tails doesn't know my name. Otherwise, he would have already been shouting 'Uchiha Funan' at the top of his lungs."

As soon as this sentence came out, the expressions of the people present became cold.

[Bang!]

Danzo slammed the table hard and shouted: "Uchiha Funan, you admit it, right? What did you do to the Nine-Tailed Fox?"

"I admit it!" Funan shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. "I did it."

The atmosphere in the office became more tense.

Hiruzen put down his pipe and looked directly at Funan.

Danzo was overjoyed. He looked at Torifu and the others and said happily: "You all heard it, right? This is what Uchiha did. We..."

He suddenly realized it. Even if he knew, so what?

Ino-Shika-Cho might tolerate it a little, but between the clans of the Konoha Corrupt Quartet and the Uchiha clan, they have long been mortal enemies.

Funan smiled evilly at Danzo, his eyes shining coldly. "I did it. Everything is me. What can you do? Bite me?"

Danzo's face was ferocious, like a ghost. He turned his gaze towards Hiruzen.

"Uchiha Funan!" Torifu shouted. "What do you want to do? Do you really think no one dares to deal with you?"

"Yes I believe it." Funan said calmly. "Since the establishment of Konoha, Uchiha has never been peaceful. Aren't you thinking about how to deal with Uchiha all day long? Which of you has not taken action enough?"

He looked at Torifu sarcastically and said: "Some people just took over the position of acting Hokage and their butts haven't even warmed up yet, but they can't wait to take action against the Uchiha. Isn't that right?"

Torifu's face sank.

Shikaku said in a low voice: "Funan, what do you mean?"

"What I'm implying is quite clear!" Funan said coldly. "Since you keep saying that we, the Uchiha, did this and that to the Kyubi. I can't let them down, right?"

Shikaku thought for a while, and suddenly asked stupidly: "Because someone said that it was Uchiha who did it, so you did it?"

"Yes!"

"You're crazy!" Torifu slapped the table and broke it.

Funan sneered, and Sharingan appeared in his eyes and said coldly: "Don't pretend in front of me? Are you angry? Damn, I'm even more angry."

"Whenever something bad happens in the village, they will immediately shout that it was done by Uchiha, and now is no different."

"You..." Torifu turned blue.

"Funan." Hiruzen spoke for the first time. He said calmly: "Do you really think that we can't do anything to you and Uchiha?"

"How is that possible?!" Funan said playfully: "How amazing are you? How powerful are you? Is there anything in this shinobi world that you can't solve? As long as you want, you can destroy Uchiha at any time."

"If you don't believe me, come and try it. By the way, my Uchiha's Mangekyo has been uneasy for a long time."

Several people were silent.

Uchiha Funan, Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Shisui.

Three Mangekyo Sharingan, their weight was overwhelming.

What bothered them the most was that they knew about Shisui's Mangekyo and had prepared for it, but what were the abilities of Funan and Fugaku's Mangekyo?

Although Itachi had sent some information, they were still unable to determine it.

A few days ago, they were still speculating whether Funan's Mangekyo was going to go blind.

They didn't dare to bet!

Look at Uchiha Funan, who is now jumping higher than anyone else all day long.

Torifu looked at Danzo with an angry look.

Danzo: "..."

'Damn, me again? Why is it always me? Can this also be transferred to me? I give up! Does this have anything to do with me? Sure enough, all this is because I am not the Hokage!'

Torifu took a deep breath, calmed his voice, and said: "Funan, what did you do to the Nine-Tails?"

"I did what you think I did." Funan replied lazily.

"Uchiha Funan!" Hiruzen couldn't help it and shouted. "Do you really want to take on us? Do you think we can't take down the Uchiha?"

"What? I really don't believe it!" Funan sneered and said, "Come on, let's practice a few moves first? If you don't destroy me, how can you destroy Uchiha?"

"Enough, calm down!" Shikaku, who had been silent all the time, couldn't help but shout angrily, then he looked at Funan and said: "Funan, what did you do to the Nine-Tails?"

Seeing that Funan wanted to speak, Shikaku added: "Ten million ryo!"

Everyone was stunned.

Funan understood immediately and said with a smile: "Oh, Shikaku is so generous, don't worry, I didn't do anything to the Nine-Tails, I just went in to take a look at him."

"That's it?" Shikaku frowned and said: "Why is the Nine-Tails like crazy? He broke free of most of the seals!"

Funan spread his hands and said: "I talked to him a few words and he ignored me, so I said: Is the Nine-Tails that good? Believe it or not, I found a Ten-Tails and he went crazy."

"Ten-Tails? What Ten-Tails?"

Funan gestured and said: "Ten-tailed tailed beast."

Several people rolled their eyes. This sentence stimulated the Nine-Tails?

Hiruzen and others finally understood what Shikaku meant by the 10 million ryo.

Damn!

Everyone turned their eyes to Torifu.

Torifu felt that his head was about to split. 'Being a Hokage is really not a human thing. How did Hiruzen do it for decades?'

After a long while, he said with difficulty: "Funan, don't do this again next time."

Funan said indifferently: "The premise is that you don't throw dirty water on Uchiha at every turn."

"I can promise you this!" Torifu said helplessly: "In the future, no one can talk nonsense without evidence, especially spreading rumors."

"Is that all?" Danzo's expression was full of disbelief.

Torifu said unhappily: "So what do you suggest?"

"Why don't we let Uchiha Funan repair the Kyubi's seal?" Danzo's voice was heard.

Everyone was surprised and looked at Danzo.

"No, no, no!" Danzo waved his hands in panic and said: "I didn't say that. Even if I'm crazy, I won't..."

"Danzo!" Hiruzen interrupted Danzo's words. He frowned at Funan and said coldly: "Funan, is it interesting to do this?"

Torifu and others also understood that it was Funan who said it in Danzo's voice just now.

They were thinking about other things in their minds and didn't notice it for a while. Now they came to their senses and almost vomited blood.

Funan spread his hands and said: "I'll help repair the seal of the Nine-Tails, isn't that good?"

"No!" Torifu said unhappily: "I'm going to make this clear today. Except for Jiraiya and a few others, none of you are allowed to get close to the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki. Do you understand?"

Torifu has no good feelings for either side now.

Hiruzen frowned and said: "Torifu..."

"Hiruzen, did you hear that?" Torifu emphasized his tone.

"...Okay!"

"Hmph!" Danzo snorted heavily and turned away.

This meeting was a waste of time from start to finish, they accomplished nothing and only embarrassed everyone.

Konoha is increasingly unknown to them.

"Danzo..." Hiruzen called out, but Danzo ignored him. Hiruzen had no choice but to chase after him.

However, just after leaving, Hiruzen took a small step back. 'Did I forget something? Well, I guess it wasn't a big deal. Besides, what could be more important than Danzo.'

After they left, Torifu stared at Funan, sighed, and was about to speak, but suddenly, he was slightly startled and looked to the side in surprise.

Koharu and Homura. Why are these two still here?

Funan followed his line of sight and also found these two people. He was also stunned. He had forgotten that these two were also here. When did they learn the invisibility technique? By the way, is there such a technique?

Shikaku also scratched his head. 'How long have these two been here? What are they doing here?'

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