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Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

Friend Shisui faces a life and death crisis. Meanwhile, Itachi, a devoted disciple, is on the brink of embracing his destiny as the epitome of 'filial piety' within the Ninja World. The eyes of the entire clan will soon become specimens for others, because they are consumed by an obsession they cannot get rid of. Under the watchful eye of the Konoha Corrupt Quartet, Uchiha Funan, a fifteen-year-old retired cadre of the Uchiha clan, deals with overwhelming pressure. This pressure leads him to make the decision to venture beyond the confines of the clan. --- This is a translation of a Chinese Novel, with minor changes in some parts of the original story. I don't own the picture in the novel cover.

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Chapter 89: Love and War

"Hmph!" Sarutobi Hiruzen snorted lightly, and there was a little embarrassment in the depths of his eyes. He was embarrassed to say that everything just now was his instinctive reaction.

He now has Danzo self-confidence phobia.

Not only him, but also Koharu and the others.

Now, the Uchiha clan is full of vigilance against them. He sent out several spies to check the true and false of the Uchiha clan, but all of them never returned.

The Uchiha clan patrol team simply prevented even a fly from flying into the Uchiha clan territory.

In addition, the loss of the root also made Hiruzen heartbroken.

The entire root was destroyed.

Oh, and there is also the ANBU. Danzo's inexplicable self-confidence caused great losses to the ANBU.

Now, when he heard phrases like 'trust me' and 'leave it to me', he instinctively wanted to hit someone.

Hiruzen's expression became serious, and he said: "Danzo, don't do anything reckless. We can't afford any losses now. You have experienced how crazy Uchiha Funan is many times, haven't you?"

"But we can't just sit back and do nothing either!" Danzo said in a deep voice. "Hiruzen, I understand your thoughts, and you also understand my thoughts. We know each other so well, so..."

Hmm? This is a little bit off.

Danzo didn't notice anything and said calmly: "Uchiha can wait, what about us? Time is on their side, isn't it?"

Hiruzen was completely silent. He was also impatient at this point, because Funan was young, but they were all over sixty years old.

Danzo looked at Hiruzen silently, adding one last drop of pressure. "Hiruzen, are you sure that Uchiha Funan will not become another Uchiha Madara?"

Hiruzen clenched his fists and stared at Danzo with a fierce look. "He could never become Uchiha Madara! Never!"

"Haha, is that so?" Danzo laughed sarcastically. "So why are you so excited? It's not because you also think Funan could become another Uchiha Madara."

Hiruzen's expression became colder and colder.

Danzo's words revealed the most worrying point in his heart.

After Hiruzen and Danzo looked at each other for a while, Hiruzen slowly spoke: "What do you want to do?"

Danzo smiled slightly, lowered his head and whispered a few words in his ear.

The Third Hokage suddenly widened his eyes: "Are you crazy?"

"This is the best way!"

Danzo said gloomily: "The Uchiha are now protecting themselves like hedgehogs. We can't get close at all. There is no way to eliminate their power except war!"

Hiruzen lit his cigarette in silence. "Have you ever thought about failure?"

Danzo looked at Hiruzen with disappointment in his eyes. 'Hiruzen, you are old, really old, and you are so hesitant. No matter how many good opportunities there are, you will definitely miss them. Only I can do it! I am the only one who can save Konoha and lead Konoha to dominate the shinobi world!'

Danzo's eyes became firm, and his mood became high. He looked at the Third Hokage with a look of superiority.

[Knock! Knock! Knock!]

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Hiruzen calmed down and looked a little surprised. No one has knocked on his door for a long time.

As for Danzo and the others, do you expect them to knock on the door? Think too much!

So, now that he heard the knock on the door, Hiruzen actually felt a little emotional. 'It's been almost half a month, and finally someone knocked on my door.'

The door opened and a person entered smiling.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo instantly frowned.

Uchiha Funan?

Hiruzen is too lazy to pretend now. They are in a life-and-death struggle. Who has time to recall his kind face?

"What do you need?"

"Is something important." Funan looked serious.

The Third Hokage and Danzo began to feel annoyed. "Speak!"

Funan said seriously: "I'm going to have a date with Pakura."

Hiruzen and Danzo looked at Funan in silence, waiting for him to continue. They were sure that Funan would not stop there.

Sure enough, Funan did not let them down.

"I want Danzo-sama to follow me secretly, so that he can learn something."

'What the hell?' Danzo was stunned. 'Learn? What am I learning?'

"Ah!" Funan looked at Danzo's confused look and couldn't help but said: "Danzo, why are you such a fool?"

Danzo stared at Funan coldly and said: "Funan, what do you mean?"

Funan looked at Danzo speechlessly and said with a look of regret: "Look, I'm going to be with Pakura soon, aren't you jealous?"

"I'm jealous?" Danzo was stunned. 'What I am thinking about now is how to kill you two. What am I jealous of?'

"Yes, you are jealous!" Funan sighed and said: "I will have a date with Pakura tomorrow. You are allowed to follow me secretly, watch more, and learn more. You are so old, but you are still an old bachelor. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you tell others about it? If I were you…"

Danzo picked up his walking stick and wanted to fight Funan. 'Fuck! I finally understand what you mean. I have given everything for the shinobi world. Women will only affect my hand speed in making hand seals.'

Hiruzen was also confused for a moment and hurried forward to stop Danzo.

"Funan!" Hiruzen shouted coldly. "Did you come here just to say this nonsense?"

"Are these things not important?" Funan was incredulous and said: "Hokage-sama, have you forgotten that Danzo-sama is still an old bachelor? He is different from you."

"You have two children, one of whom is already an adult. You are a winner in life! Danzo-sama, on the other hand, is a lonely person. Imagine how alone and helpless he feels every night."

Hiruzen's veins were throbbing. He gritted his teeth and said coldly: "Get out!"

"Hokage-sama, are you really not going to consider it?" Funan was still making the final struggle.

"Get out!" Hiruzen couldn't help it and roared.

"Okay, I understand!" Looking at the ferocious Sarutobi Hiruzen and the furious Shimura Danzo, Funan suddenly clapped his hands, and his face was suddenly enlightened.

A strong sense of uneasiness emerged in his heart. 'What did this bastard think of?' Hiruzen didn't even think about it. Driven by instinct, he shouted: "Shut up, Funan, get out now!"

Funan opened the door, stood at the door, and shouted: "Hokage-sama, I finally understand. The reason you don't want Danzo-sama to find a girl is that you must want to monopolize him!"

"Yes, it definitely is. You're too selfish!"

This scream echoed throughout the building.

God knows how many people's jaws dropped.

Torifu was writing something, and with a snap, the pen broke in his hand. He stood up, walked out of the office, looked at the silent Hokage office building, and sighed.

"Funan, you are a true genius! I, Akimichi Torifu, would like to call you the strongest!"

It doesn't take much thinking to know that Funan was behind this.

This is fucking shameful!

Is Funan no longer planning to compete for the position of Hokage? He doesn't care at all about the impact he made, he's just looking for a moment of fun?

Compared to him, Hiruzen and Danzo...

One has never had any contact with women, and the other simply lost his wife.

If this gets out... no doubt, it will definitely get out, because Funan wants it to get out. Besides, there are so many people who are unhappy with Hiruzen and Danzo.

"Hmm?" Suddenly, Torifu's face changed, and he turned his head sharply to look at his office.

On the desk, the promotional poster that Funan gave him disappeared.

Torifu smiled coldly and said: "You dare to rob me so openly, good, very good!"

With Torifu's orders, the entire Hokage building began to stir. The fat man was really angry this time.

...

Hiruzen and Danzo are still confused. They were also stunned by Funan's voice. 'Damn, we're in the Hokage Residence now.'

Thinking that in the near future there will be rumors in Konoha that Danzo is not getting married because of Sarutobi Hiruzen, Hiruzen's vision began to darken. 'No one can stop me, I will kill you! Uchiha Funan!'

Immediately afterwards, the fat man's anger came. He went straight towards Hiruzen and Danzo, completely ignoring Funan.

This time, the fat man was really angry, staring at Hiruzen and Danzo with eyes that could kill people.

That gloomy expression made Danzo's scalp tingle.

"You are so good, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Danzo Shimura!" He was absolutely furious. Some of the previous orders were directly refuted, and later there were documents missing from the office.

Danzo bit the bullet and said: "This matter has nothing to do with us, maybe it's Uchiha Funan..."

"Shut up!" Torifu roared. "If you dare to talk nonsense to me again, believe it or not, I will kill you!"

"You…" Danzo trembled with anger, pointed at Torifu, gritted his teeth and said: "Akimichi Torifu, let me tell you, Konoha is not a place where you can be as arrogant as you want..."

[Boom!]

A fist larger than Danzo hit him directly, knocking him out of Hiruzen's office.

Hiruzen's expression changed, and when he was about to speak, he was met with the cold gaze of Torifu.

He said word by word: "ANBU will be reorganized, Sarutobi Shinnosuke will be removed from ANBU, understood?"

Hiruzen was silent for a moment and nodded. "Okay."

"I disagree!" A roar sounded. Danzo returned, looking at Torifu with fury in his eyes.

To this, Torifu looked disdainful.

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