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Naruto: This Ninja is Obviously Not Strong But Really Hard To Kill

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

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Who Doesn't Know How to Make Things Up?

Although he was very unwilling, Konan finally gave up on searching for the bastard who had rubbed his back.

Because the mission was the most important, their previous actions had caused some chaos. If they continued to cause trouble, it would affect their following actions.

Therefore, after Konan paid for the loss of the inn with a cold face, he found another inn to stay in.

Aoba, who had participated in the entire search and was doing his best, naturally had no objections.

As long as there was no evidence pointing at him, Konan would definitely not fall out with him under the circumstances of speculation and suspicion. This was his confidence in doing this task.

Moreover, his performance at the back could be scored full marks, so he was not afraid of being proud.

His acting skills were really becoming more and more exquisite!

If he could return to earth and beat up those young and handsome guys in minutes, he might even be able to become a few movie kings.

However, what really shocked him was the reward for this mission, the bath water produced by the system.

Of course, this thing was not used for drinking. He was not durant and did not have this kind of strange hobby.

The real function of this thing was too satisfactory!

It could actually turn waste into a treasure and turn white paper into a burst talisman!

This bottle can produce a thousand Burst Talismans.

Aoba immediately calculated in his heart. The Burst Talismans were three hundred taels per piece, and a thousand was three hundred thousand ryo.

It was two hundred thousand soft sister coins!

Damn!

He had accidentally turned into the most expensive bathing master in history!

He had only rubbed her back a few times and used a self-destruct talisman worth 300,000 ryo for free?

Uh, it didn't seem to be worth it.

Taking a bath was certainly not worth the money, but how many people could rub Konan's back without being hit?

If not for the fact that [Illusion Deception] secretly helping him get close to Konan and also conveniently eliminating the suspicion, the reward would have been a real hot potato!

However, don't forget that someone's mind had never been on the reward.

"Sister Konan is ruthless and rich. She can even turn stones into gold for bathing water."

Aoba couldn't help but sigh. He also sighed. He didn't know who would have the fortune to eat this bowl of soft rice if Konan didn't die in the future.

......

The next day, Aoba and Konan set off directly to their destination.

Although they did not directly go to Iwagakure to cause trouble, but in other people's house, it was still the door, was there any big difference?

After thinking about it carefully, there was definitely still some. After all, they broke into other people's houses without permission and called people's disciples into the house to kidnap.

And at the entrance of the house, that was called abduction!

If they were discovered, they could still run.

"Our target this time is Tsuchikage's student, named Deidara. The intelligence said that because the target had created too many terrorist attacks, they were chased out of the village."

"However, the other party did not betray them. Instead, they found a place to stay outside Iwagakure."

"The leader has taken a fancy to his ability, so no matter what method we use, we must let him join us."

"The ability of the target is."

Along the way, Konan told a lot of information about the target of this mission.

Aoba occasionally nodded, but in fact, he knew more about Deidara than anyone else about the specific situation and character.

Moreover, there were many similarities between Deidara and Hidan. All of them were somewhat inexperienced in the world. They were very rebellious, very arrogant, cruel, bold, and went their own way. They belonged to the relatively simple and straightforward type.

However, Deidara was calmer and more cunning than Hidan!

Hidan, who was two or three years older than Deidara, was even more reckless and not calm because of his immortal body.

However, if his art was despised, Deidara would go berserk in anger.

However, that was all in the future. Deidara was only 10 years old, 11 years old?

He was even more inexperienced than Hidan, and he had even less experience.

As long as they found the right method, it would be much easier to fool them.

After a period of searching, Konan and Aoba soon found the target they were looking for in a hall with many Buddha Statues standing outside the village.

"Who is it?"

A youth who was disturbed immediately turned around and questioned in dissatisfaction.

At this time, Deidara still had a dark golden hair. His left eye was blocked by his hair, and the hair on the back was naturally draped down and tied a short braid at the end of his hair.

Compared to the image that everyone was familiar with, the only difference was that it was probably a braid facing the sky.

It was obvious that Deidara did not have a deep understanding of art at this time.

"Is it Deidara? We want to invite you to join Akatsuki."

Because it was not very convenient to make a move, this time, Konan was no longer so aggressive.

Unfortunately, Deidara did not like this at all and had no interest in women.

"Akatsuki? I don't know that kind of thing! Don't disturb my appreciation of art!" Deidara said impatiently.

"Art? This kind of thing is worthy of being called art?"

Aoba suddenly said with disdain.

Deidara was stunned for a moment. "You know art too?"

"I know a little."

As soon as the topic of art was mentioned, Deidara was suddenly a little excited. He immediately used the mouth in his hand to make a clay spider that was a little 'cute'. He held it in his hand and said proudly,

"Then come and see how my art works are. This refined line, beautiful and not lacking in an exaggerated style, is simply a work of art!"

"Do you think this is the end?"

"No! My art is far more than this!"

"My work is fluid. When it has a shape, it is only an ordinary item, but it will explode!"

"Only when I complete the sublimation will I feel the true artistic aura."

"Art... It is an explosion!"

Art was an explosion. Deidara made such a conclusion.

However, both Aoba and Konan were indifferent. Obviously, they could not understand his feelings at this moment.

"What a boring and ridiculous statement. Let me tell you what true art is."

"There is only one kind of true art that exists between life and death."

"One step forward for life. One step back means death. Between life and death, there are great horror and endless changes. Only by putting oneself into it can you understand the true art that can be touched and disappear like bubbles at any time."

When Aoba finished saying these bullshit words that he did not know what he was saying, Konan was stunned, and so was Deidara.

Because... he could not understand!

However, there was a vague sense of suspicion.

At this moment, what Konan was thinking was, "This guy Yasuo actually knows art?"

However, what Deidara was thinking was, "How awesome! But what exactly is this guy talking about? What life and death? Why can't I understand it after being connected?"

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