CHAPTER 87 : ORANGE ISLAND

After ditching the group. I ended up going around the area. I was seriously lacking information at this time so I thought why not go around and get some information?

Not like I can leave this task to the two drunkards and one idiot of the captain I have.

Even I was not expecting that Tsunade would give such good company to Zoro in drinking.

Now I guess the Straw Hat Pirate will have one more drunk member to deal with.

Almost feel sorry for Nami who used to beat everyone in the anime.

"I don't think that she will be able to do the same with Tsunade" I muttered and then laughed. If only its might be other way around.

But suddenly I saw a beautiful girl running towards me. I looked at her and it was pretty obvious who this person was.

"Nami" I was just about to say but did not considering that I am not supposed to know her.

"Help, please. Hey please help me. Those bad guys are chasing me" Nami came to me acted like a damsel in distress and then pointed at the thugs who were following her.

"Hey kid, give the girl here. And we will let you go. This has nothing to do with you"

The thug who said this overused third-rated line of a small-time movie villain did not look like much.

I looked at the thug and then toward Nami.

"Are you sure that you need my help with them? I am sure that you alone can beat them easily. You look like a strong girl" I said in a deadpan voice.

"I would have if I could" Nami shouted at this in a comical way. It's pretty weird to see all those comical things in person, to be honest.

"Okay Okay, lady. No need to yell. I will help you."

I walked toward the thugs who were looking at me with mocking eyes.

Now who will tell this fool that when he hears the boss music he should run.

"Do you guys really want to fight? We can solve this by just talking you know."

Thug did not say anything and just sneered and rushed towards me.

"Idiot"

Under Nami's gaze, a punch came towards me. It was so slow that I had enough time to go back to Tsunade and steal her wine. Drink it and even then the punch will not come to me.

I slowly move my head and then rotate my body to the right. Dodging the second punch he aimed at me.

Then I just made a punch and with lightning speed delivered a comparatively light punch on his gut.

Well, my comparatively light was mighty heavy for him and he was sent flying.

Seeing this the other two thugs look at me like I am the devil incarnate.

"We can still stop you know. I am not exactly looking for a fight here" I said with a smile.

Nami on the other hand was wide eyes and she looked at me in awe.

"That was awesome. How are you so strong" Nami immediately came to me and said with batting her eyes.

I just rolled my eyes at this.

Girl, this seduction technique won't work on me. I literally hang out with a busty milf with the legendary size of 106.

You are still a few years away from that mark.

"Okay, then I will be going then.. Would you like to come with me? After walking around a little bit I will be joining my team" I without waiting for any answer just kept walking.

I never got an answer and never looked back as I sensed her leaving.

"A little thief Indeed"  I looked at my empty pocket.

That girl sure has some skills. I wonder how good of a Kunoichie she could have been if only she had been born in the Elemental Nation.

Good thing I am a Shinobi. Stealing from me is not that easy you know.

Time Skip Kun.

"Yo  I am back" I said with a smile

"Bastard, where did you go? Leaving me here alone to drink with this grass head" Tsuande said pointing towards Zoro.

Clearly, she is drunk.

"Sorry sorry. I was just going around to get some information about this place. It's my fault.

I should not have left a beautiful young girl like you behind with that grass head" I said with a mocking tone and rolled my eyes.

"Hey" Zoro roared at me from the side. I just ignored him. These two drunkards are completely out.

But apparently, she did not understand that. Mostly maybe because she was drunk.

"Slap"

A sharp pain came across my back. Tsunade slapped my back with a blushing face.

"You bastard. Don't think that you can say sweet things and I will forgive you" She had a completely red face.

"What the hell. Why you slap me" I shouted in irritation. At this point, I am too things that my behaviour is becoming like this people.

One damn minute. The more important thing is how the fuck she even slaps me. I did not feel that attack coming at all. I should have dodged that right?

When I was wondering that. I hear a sound.

[Ding. The host body is under mutation right now. At this time, host power will be limited. Hosts can't use the majority of the power. The mutation takes 7 days to complete.

It will take 3 months to completely regain Host power. The host body then will be much stronger.

Host is recommended to be cautious at that time]

My mouth was wide open at this.

"Oi I did not sign up for this. What if an insanely powerful person attacks me huh? What will I do" I shouted and and good thing that no one actually in their right mind who could understand what I meant was around me.

[Host is advised to RUN]

I looked at this and my mouth widened.

I wanted to shout to the god above but then I suddenly remember the last time my body was under mutation when I was in the Ninja Academy. I remember that bratty kids like Konohamaru were beating me shitless.

"Well, this is better than at least" I thought to myself.

I looked around and realize that we were one person less.

"Hey Where is Luffy" I asked Zoro and Tsunade.

Well, Tsunade was completely out at this point.

Zoro answered me.

"He went out to find more meat," he said and drank another jug of wine.

"Of course it meat" I rolled my eyes but this time I heard a loud sound.

"BOOM"

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