KISAME! (filler, kinda)

Akashi was sitting in his office minding his own business until he saw a giant desk about twice the size of his body get thrown across the building. He felt his blood boil, "KISAME, I SWEAR IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME I WILL KILL YOU!" A childish laugh was heard through the hallway

This was the sixth time that has happened this week AND IT WAS ONLY TUESDAY! Kisame was what Akashi assumed to be 3 years old. He was never a parent in his past life but if this was what it was like he was glad.

Even though he was only three, Kisame was already much stronger than an average adult and could use low jounin level jutsu. This kid was a monster he thought that it was probably just a trait that the members of the Hoshigaki clan have.

Today was his 3rd birthday from what he knew and the doctors knew. So Akashi would give him a gift, he had never given him any good gifts but this was different, this year he would get a great present.

After he cooled down he said, "Kisame come here!" "Why?" "it's your birthday dumbass, I need to give you something," Kisame mumbled something under his breath that could not be heard.

After coming into the room Kisame was told to sit down and he did. Kisame knew Akashi wasn't his dad but he didn't care because he was the one who raised him.

Akashi pulled out a scroll and a blue sword with white tape around it came out. "Here this is yours" looking at it Kisame was confused "Why did you give me a dumb-looking sword?"

Akashi sighed at what he just said, he called one of the seven legendary blades 'dumb-looking!' "Well this is one of the seven best blades in the world, Mangetsu and I have one too" Akashi used the needle sword. "Oh, Mangetsu Sensei has one?"

Akashi had gotten Mangetsu to teach Kisame water jutsu and he got Sharu to teach him earth style so he was very skilled in ninjutsu. "This blade has the ability to absorb chakra, even in the middle of a jutsu or defending yourself from a jutsu." "Yeah, that's useful I guess"

Akashi was done with this kid, he was always either arrogant or acts like he hates everything, the only time he gets excited is a battle. "Ok, well I can teach you swordsmanship later for now, lets spar"

Every once in a while Akashi will 'fight' Kisame, but it was more like me standing there him using jutsu then knocking him out with one hit. They went outside and Akashi waited for Kisame to start, "I won't go easy on you!" yelled Kisame.

Kisame did the seals so fast the blind eye couldn't see it, for most people at least but Akashi could see it as if it were in slow motion. Kisame always used this move first when fighting Akashi.

Water Release: Hidden Mist Technique:

A highly effective cover technique that blankets an area in a thick mist, confusing the senses of the enemy. Unless the user is trained to fight without the use of his vision or has learned the technique to see through the mist, this doesn't provide a significant combat advantage. The mist swirls about, confusing vision and distorting the sound. Visibility is cut down to three feet. The mist lasts for 2 minutes, plus an additional time when adding chakra. It is important to note that this mist is non-natural, and obstructs the view of even those using the technique.

This was a great jutsu for Kisame with his large reserves he could basically keep this up forever. "You do realize this doesn't work on me right?" a fist came at Akashi who casually dodged, a barrage of punches came but none landed. All Hoshigaki members had amazing senses.

Noticing it still didn't work Kisame used Earth Release: Alive Burial Technique

By performing a series of hand seals, the user can make the ground underneath the target come alive, and split open. The earth will swallow the target like quicksand, while a large gap is made to pull the target into. When the entire target is underground, the ground grows solid again; leaving the target buried alive underground.

The ground split open and swallowed Akashi who just teleported out. "Common, are you really this weak?" "SHUT UP!" being called weak infuriated Kisame.

Kisame started charging his chakra and then started to transform. Akshi knew this was only a half transformation, the rest would be complete with Samehada.

After the transformation, Kisame was much faster and stronger and had better chakra control. Kisame then used Earth Style: Drilling Water Spears:

Used when the enemy is standing still to surprise attack them. A large sharp drill shaped spear made of water comes forth out from the water around the enemy and attacks (Kisame can use it without water).

Alternatively, this can be used as a powerful defense, causing the water drills to intercept attacks and either nullify them (in the case of elemental techniques) or deflect them high (in the case of projectiles and weaker taijutsu attacks). But Kisame preferred to ATTACK!

Kisame continued to attack but Akashi had no problems at all, in fact, it looked like he was enjoying it. This pissed off Kisame even more, and Akashi knew it and it made him happy, he could finally annoy that kid back.

After seeing this Kisame used the strongest move he knew.

Water Release: Water Shark Blast Technique:

A powerful attack that requires its target to be on or near the water (not Kisame), this technique creates a large shark composed of water that can be used to attack in one of two ways.

Primarily, the shark is sent towards the opponent at a charge, attempting to strike the opponent with extreme bashing force as well as trying to rend him with its teeth.

The second, more devious use involves the shark attempting to swallow the opponent. In this case, the shark is hidden under the water until it attacks. If it manages to swallow an opponent, he is trapped within a sphere of water as the shark itself dissolves. After an attack, successful or not, the sphere vanishes.

Kisame chose the first way, the shark charged right at Akashi, Kisame thought this would be the time. But before he realized it he was knocked out. "Damn that kid is annoying!"

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kinda filler lol but still fun to write!