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Naruto: The Erotic Ninja

"Ah, fuck, Tsunade! Why the fuck did they have to make you so hot! It's been only a couple of seconds and I'm already cumming because of you!" ~Fap~ ~Fap~ ~Fap~ ~Fap~ "Granny Tsunade! I'm cumming! Take it all!" And a load of Yang Liquid was released, all finishing on a smartphone. "Fuck! Why is my life so useless... I am even jerking off someone that doesn't even exis-" A sharp pain coming from the heart immediately stopped the boy's words. 'Fuck! What's happening now?! Is this a heart attack! Fuck no! I can't die without at least cancelling my research cronology!' 'Fuck, it's getting worse! I can't move! I won't be able to cancel my cronology! And what's worse is that my parents will soon be here! They'll found me dead with my shaft in the air and some naked anime woman on my phone! Fuck!' 'But... why should I care... after all, I'm about... to..." the sharp pain subsidied and silence was now the absolute king of the room. He didn't even get the time to finish that he died. ... "Guys, the Clone Jutsu uses your chakra to create only an afterimage of yourselves, so they're not tangible... please remember this before trying anything dangerous..." A woman said before taking a piece of chalk and throwing it to one of her students, hitting him straight on the head and making him wake up from his little nap. 'You see... that means being tangible!' 'Ah, what?' The boy who had just been abruptly woken up thought, confused. 'Where the fuck am I? Is this a class? Is God judging me with something like a school tes-' "Yuichi-kun, would you like to repeat what I just said, please?" The woman looked at him with a strange smile... well, that surely didn't look like a normal genuine smile... 'This woman... she's quite the milf... she's not on the level of Tsunade, but she's quite the beauty...' [Image] 'Wait! Is God trying to test my Lust? If so, I'm completely fucked u-' "Yuichi-kun! You can't even repeat what I was talking about! How dare you even try to aspirate at becoming the best shinobi to have ever lived when you don't even pay attention to classes?! Look at your ex-classmate Kakashi! He's already a well renown Chunin! You should follow his example and train instead of napping all of the time!" The woman finally let her anger out. She was used to see Yuichi sleep a lot during her classess, but today he had broken his record! Today she had a class of four entire hours and Yuichi had slept during ths entirety of it! 'Shinobi? Kakashi? Chunin?' The boy was stunned at her words. Why was God's test talking about Naruto? Was that because he dedicated all of his life to its fandom? From making videos on Youtube and streaming on it, from reading every manga and... even relieving all of his desires with its characters. Or had he trasmigrated into the world of Naruto?

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Picking Rin up!

"Eh?" Both Rie and Rin were shocked. Had Yuichi really asked a girl to become his girlfriend in such a way? That was mad!

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(A/N: Before starting, I want to warn you about the cringe that's coming...)

"Yuichi..." Rin began, her face still quite shocked from what he had said. "I mean... I have liked you from some time now, so I am happy that you like me back, but-"

"But what?" Yuichi immediately interrupted her, making his eyes shine as brightly as stars, this way looking extremely eager for her response. Really, the system should give him the actor title! He was just too good! Was the reason his ex-girlfriend cheated on him jealousy for his acting talent? Yuichi couldn't think of any other reason... well, he did leave out his thoughts the fact that he was ugly as shit in his last life, but that were just details! Definitely just details!

"Ehm..." Seeing him like this, made everything more difficult for Rin. "I mean... like... ehm... weren't you a little bit too... how to say it... direct-"

And once again, before she could finish, Yuichi interrupted her with his 'enthusiasm'. "Yes, I was too direct! But that's only because my heart can't hold all of the love I feel for you anymore! It's just too much! I... I couldn't hold it in anymore!"

At his words, Rin went bright red. Did he really like her so much?

"You see..." Yuichi continued. "I am normally a calm and lazy person... but look at me now! I am being fucking crazy! Love is making me crazy, Rin! My love for you is making me crazy! If you have really liked me back from a long time then please give me an answer! I don't know what I can do in this state! I don't know what my love for you is gonna make me do next!"

"Yuichi... you..." Rin's face kept getting redder and redder. "Do you like me this much? How? I mean... I'm not cute or anything special either..."

"You're not cute?" At her words, Yuichi made himself look completely enraged. "How dare you say something like that? I don't think anyone can compare to you! No one! Not Anko of the other class and not even Kurenai of the other! I don't think that even Princess Tsunade is more beautiful than you! In my eyes, no one can surpass nor equalize your beauty! Your beauty isn't from this world!"

'This guy...' Mizuchi Rie, who remained silent through the whole situation and just watched it unfold, couldn't help but marvel about Yuichi at that point. 'I can't tell if he really likes her that much and everything he has said is real or if he is just trying to make Rin forget or normalize what she saw by overloading her brain... if it's the latter, he's even more terryfing than I previously thought...'

"Yuichi... I like you too..." And Rin, seeming to have at that point completely forgotten about what she saw at first like Yuichi wanted, couldn't help but melt under his words. "I... want to become your girlfriend!"

"Yes, Rin! I want to become your boyfriend too!" Yuichi exclaimed, pouring all of his voice into his words to make him seem the most excited kid in the world, and ran for a hug with Rin, only to be blatantly stopped by a flick on his forehead. "Ouch! Rin! What was that for?"

"But I have one condition!" Rin's face darkened. She hadn't forgotten about what she saw. "You'll never ask the teacher or anyone else to do anything like that!"

"Obviously, I'll just try that with you!"

And with just a simple couple of words, Yuichi made Rin completely red once again. "Y-Yuichi... I-I think that... that is a bit early for us... maybe when we are married!"

"Eh? Married? There's no way I can wait 'till then!" Yuichi immediately retorted, he really couldn't wait till then as the host of the Lust System! Well... it's not like he wouldn't have banged other girls even if he agreed, but still!

"Yuichi! We are definitely too young for that! At least wait 'till we are adults!"

"But if I don't help you grow your oppais when you are young, you'll remain flat! I can't absolutely permit that!" Yuichi said, but upon noticing that Rin's mood was about to drop for having been called flat, he immediately continued. "Then let me do this at least!"

And he sealed her lips with his.

[Ding!] [The host has given his first kiss!] [The host has received the ninjutsu, Ice Release: Crystal Wall!]

[You have kissed Rin Nohara and stolen her first kiss!] [+100 Lust Points!]

'A jutsu? Just for giving a kiss? System... you're making me want to go around Konoha and kiss everyone I meet!' Yuichi thought as he released the now pepper-red Rin's lips.

"Rin, did you like it? This is a kiss! My mother said to me that it is the best way to show your love to your partn-"

"Hey, you lovebirds!" Finally, Rie decided to speak. "If you guys want to kiss, go somewhere else! This is a class, not a Motel!"

"Oh, yes, Miss. Rie, sorry for having bothered you! We'll now go!" Yuichi exclaimed and then started to head out, but he instantly stopped when he noticed that Rin wasn't following him. "Ehm, Rin?"

She was completely paralyzed. She hadn't expected that kiss! Her mind went blank because of that! She couldn't hear nor see anything anymore! She had been completely fused!

"Sigh... I really rushed things too much..." Yuichi mumbled, grabbing Rin's waist and beggining to bring her outside with him.

But on his way, just as he was about to exit the classroom, he turned his head towards the teacher. "Miss. Rie... don't think that this is the end beetwen the two of us... keep yourself ready for me... next time, I won't just touch your boobs..."

And with that, he left.

"This kid... he... he is terryfing! He did everything just to make Rin shut up about she saw? He is starting even to scare me no- No, Mizuchi Rie! He is just a kid and you are an adult! You won't let him blackmail you!"

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How was this fifth chapter? Tried my best, hope you like it!

Also, if some of you has some suggestion for the story, for some ability or anything else, you are all free to comment it. I'll gladly take into consideration any of your suggestions.