Getting Byakugan
Sigh
Naruto sighed as he kicked Neji's body with his leg before thinking, "This is going to be a hassle." To be honest, Naruto found fighting Orochimaru a little annoying right now, not because he was afraid of him or anything.
Naruto could literally dog-walk that little worm, or you could say worm-walk, if he got enough chakra from Kurama to perform some of his jutsus from his past life.
All it would take to kill Orochimaru would be one attack if only Naruto had enough chakra, But naruto don't have that much chakra and even if he did killing orochimaru will ruin all his plans.
Soon, Naruto created ten new shadow clones and took out injections from his pocket, saying, "Extract all the blood from his body," before handing out the injections to his clones as he walked toward the still unconscious Rock Lee.
"Pathetic," Naruto thought as he stood near Rock Lee, grabbing him by the neck and slamming him into a tree, before thinking, "It's a pity that I don't have my pocket dimension; otherwise, it would be fun to cut off these three's heads and gift them to that bastard Might Guy ."
While thinking this, Naruto just looked like a typical psychopath. But believe me, it was his most sane-looking expression compared to him in his peak of insanity, which was during his middle teenage years in his past life.
To give you a rough estimate of how insane Naruto was, remember how Obito tried to attack him in the first chapter and got burned by the Amaterasu?
Well, it might seem like obito just got burned, but that was not the case. Naruto had mixed Itachi's Tsukuyomi with the Amaterasu, and when he attacked Obito with it, Obito was trapped in Tsukuyomi.
You might be wondering what is insane about it?
But the twist is that Naruto didn't torture him like Itachi did to Kakashi. Instead, he gave Obito the life he wanted: proposing to Rin, marrying her, having children, and becoming Hokage.
However, Naruto only gave him this life to make Obito kill everyone he held dear over and over until his mind was completely broken.
He even made Obito cut Rin into pieces and eat her raw meat hundreds of times until Obito was utterly shattered, while only five seconds had passed in the real world.
Though Obito deserved it, broken hero or not, he tried to kill baby Naruto and then tried to capture him. You can't expect not to get tortured after doing all that to someone with a god-complex.
And even that wasn't the peak of Naruto's insanity. You can just imagine what he was like at the height of his madness.
"I wonder how Might Guy will react to this?" Naruto thought, as he conjured an ice sword in his hand.
With a swift motion, he beheaded Rock Lee and then stabbed the ice sword through his head and into the tree, leaving his head hanging.
You ask why Naruto did it? Simple, for fun. Just like Saitama is a hero for fun and does good things for fun, Naruto also does these types of things for fun.
{A/N: I fear this story might turn too dark..... Since this is the most sane version of the MC, what do you think about it btw?}
"We have extracted the blood," one of Naruto's clones said in a respectful tone, to which Naruto only muttered, "That was pretty quick," As he saw some of his clones cutting neji's head.
"Start injecting it, then," Naruto said as he sat down on the ground. His clones began to inject Neji's blood into his body.
It didn't take much time compared to when he absorbed the ice kekkei genkai from Haku's bloodline; it just took around seven minutes for him to fully absorb Neji's bloodline.
"Hmm... it seems to be working well," Naruto thought as he stood up and activated the Byakugan just by thinking about it. Though his eyes were still blue and there were no ugly veins popping out.
As I have said before, when Naruto absorbs a bloodline with a dōjutsu, the power of the dōjutsu gets mixed into his blood and exists within it, not in the eyes.
So, it's just like this: Naruto can use the Byakugan in front of almost everyone, and no one will be able to figure out a thing about him. He can also basically use dōjutsus without having to switch them.
{A/N: Bro is the jack of all trades and master of all.}
"Yo! Stop doing that," Naruto suddenly yelled towards his clone, who he spotted playing football... using Neji's head. Sometimes, you see Naruto's clones act like him in his past life during his middle teenage years.
Not that Naruto had a problem with them playing football, but he didn't have time to watch these little shits play with someone's head. He had to go and see if Sasuke and Sakura were dead.
If they were, he'd just take those shining Sharingans from Sasuke but wouldn't even touch Sakura's body since he might get that genetic disorder called being useless from her (just kidding).
"Okay," Naruto's clone replied in an unbothered tone before tossing Neji's head like they were Ronaldo and Messi.
Then Naruto made his clones disappear, put the injections back in his pocket, and started running towards the location where his clone had died at the hands of Orochimaru.
Well, not by Orochimaru's hands exactly. His clones had been eaten by Orochimaru's snake.
Even though his clone cut open that snake bastard's stomach and fought Orochimaru, He just exhausted all of his chakra and disappeared.
...
Meanwhile, a girl with pink hair could be seen fighting three shinobi from the Land of Sound at once.
Though it wasn't a fight, it was a straight-up massacre... of Sakura. What, did you think Sakura could beat three shinobi at once in OG Naruto? Nah.
"Little girl, I would enjoy breaking you," Kinuta, the leader of the group of three, said as he punched Sakura, just like she used to punch Naruto in canon.
"Naruto! Where are you?" Sakura screamed in her mind before getting punched once more, this time by all three shinobi from the Land of Sound.
The blows were so hard that she fell to the ground, catching a glimpse of a boy with black hair lying unconscious on the ground. "Sasuke-kun."
What you see now is what would have happened in canon if Rock Lee hadn't come to save Sakura. But it's a pity that Rock Lee can't come to save her now.
That guy can't even save himself, let alone Sakura.
And you hear her scream for Naruto after treating him like shit all these years? You see, Sakura was quite confident about passing this exam because she had Sasuke and Naruto to help her.
She's like that one person in a group project who doesn't do anything because they have two top students in their group and just need to cling to them to pass.
But everything went wrong. A weird-looking guy attacked Team 7, and during the fight, Naruto disappeared. Sasuke fell unconscious because that guy bit him, and now these three ugly bastards are attacking them too.
"What a pleasant show," Naruto thought as he watched Sakura get beaten even more. He had been watching for about three minutes. Yeah, he arrived three minutes ago, but it turned out such a pleasant show was happening.
So, he decided to watch and see which side would win. It was like watching two ants, one black and one red, fight each other. A little boring, but he had nothing better to do.
Soon, Sakura started to get even more beaten, kicked right in her face, punched in the stomach, and grabbed by her hair and slammed into a tree.
Naruto, who was watching, was starting to get a little bored. Even though it was fun seeing someone get beaten, it was just getting boring at this point since this fight was one-sided.
"Hmm? There are even more ants here," Naruto thought as he saw Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino hiding behind the bushes with his Byakugan.
"Let that girl go!" Naruto noticed Ino coming out of the bushes to save Sakura, with Shikamaru following her. Choji had the "I don't want to get involved in this bullshit" face.
"Who the fuck are you?" one of the shinobi beating Sakura said before punching her again, clearly not taking Ino seriously. I mean, who even takes her seriously?
"Shikamaru! Let me go... these guys will eat us alive," Choji said as he tried to run away but was grabbed by Shikamaru. "Choji! We are the men here. We can't let Ino fight alone."
As soon as Naruto heard Shikamaru say this, he thought, "Idiot."
Soon, a fight broke out between them. While it wasn't completely boring, it wasn't that exciting either, according to Naruto.
"If either of you make a move, I will end this girl's life," Ino, who had taken control of kin tsuchi's body, said as she held a kunai to her throat.
But to her surprise, Zaku Abumi attacked her even though she had taken over his teammate's body.
"To even attack his own teammate... what a scum," Ino said as she fell to the ground from the attack, her real body coughing up blood like in those cultivation novels.
"S-Sasuke, are you awake?" Sakura, still struggling to stand up, said in a stuttering tone as she saw Sasuke stand up with some weird marks over his body.
"Sakura... point out the ones who beat you," Sasuke said in a cold voice. Meanwhile, Naruto, who had just gotten bored, jumped down from the tree.
"This has become boring now... let's end this."
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{A/N: Hey everyone, if you don't mind, could you leave a review if you like the story so far? I'm only four reviews short of getting a rating for this fic. Thanks!}
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