Shinobi Love Master

Yasui and Naruto parted ways that night, only to meet up again in the morning. They didn't have class going on today, so they didn't waste time and came to a building.

"Is this the place?" Yasui asked Naruto as they arrived at the front door of the bookstore.

"Yup! Follow me!" Naruto answered and opens the door without hesitation.

Yasui wanted to palm his own forehead at the rashness of Naruto. They could be thrown out if spotted by the store owner.

Luckily, the store owner is dozing off like there's no tomorrow.

He followed Naruto inside as both of them tiptoed to the adult magazines that had some softcore pictures of girls. Naruto wasted no time and began surfing through the pictures with muffled laughs.

Like Naruto, Yasui also picked up a magazine and started flipping through the pages. From the looks of the magazine, he guessed that the printing technology of the shinobi world is somewhere between the modern and feudal eras.

[A/N: I would like to state that the technology level of the shinobi world is too vague. I will just assume that some things exist and some things don't.]

It has always been a little vague in the canon, but it seems that technology has yet to be widely spread amongst the common populace. Nevertheless, it seems that the publishing technology in this world is decent enough to produce books and magazines in a fast and efficient manner.

Now, to his opinion of the adult magazine… it's a little underwhelming. Not only are the girls just standing like rigid trees, but their poses aren't too sensual.

He didn't need these magazines to do the sexy jutsu. He had already done his fair share of…research. He had seen the bodies of many beauties of all shapes and sizes. He even explored fetishes and kinks from all over the world thanks to the internet…

He already knows the transformation jutsu too, so using his imagination to do Naruto's sexy jutsu wouldn't be a problem at all. He might even be able to create more potent versions of it. In fact, his sexy jutsu will be an extremely psychologically numbing version of it.

"Hey, you brats!!" The store owner woke up from his sleep and saw kids lurking in his store! They're looking at adult mags too! This is too unacceptable! He didn't want to get into trouble!

"It's you again, demon brat!" The owner screamed in agitation, and he swung the stick at Naruto's head.

Naruto, who was caught off guard, got whacked in the head with the stick. An inflamed red mark appeared on form his right temple all the way to his jaw.

"Ow! Run, Yasui!!" Naruto cried out, blocked his head with his arms, and ran outside.

The store owner didn't chase Naruto and turned his attention to the other kid–Yasui. He swung his stick again and wanted to strike him in the face.

Angered by the store owner's burst of violence, Yausi activated his one tomoe Sharingan. The world seems to have slowed down, and he could see the flow of chakra more easily. The minute movements of the owner became more apparent.

He easily dodges the owner's stick and pretended to strike the owner in the neck with a manic smile on his face! However, he stopped just before his attack landed on the store owner.

"Th-Those eyes! You're an Uchiha!" The owner felt strength leaving his legs, and he fell down onto the ground like noodles. He trembled, and his sweat soaked his entire body. The store owner is aware that the Uchiha clan was a formidable force in the village. He also knew that many of the Uchiha were arrogant and vengeful people.

Although the village announced that the clan was massacred, and there are only two Uchiha kids left, he is still fearful of the power of the Uchiha. He had looked down on an Uchiha kid once and a whole gang of them came to thrash his store. He was even powerless to defend himself against them and their clan.

He was gleeful when he heard that the Uchiha is annihilated, but now, an Uchiha with his Sharingan activated is standing in front of him! Those red eyes were something that haunts him even in his dreams!

"I won't hurt you, but you need to answer me. Tell me where I can find a publishing firm for novels in the village?" Yasui didn't blink his eyes and pushed his face in front of the owner.

The owner suddenly felt a sense of fear and worry. He worried that if he does not answer this kid in front of him… he might receive a painful lesson soon or in the future. He answered quickly in fear that he might miss his chance of escaping the kid's wrath.

"T-There's a publishing firm called Shiba! It's located three blocks to the right of my store! You won't miss it. It has a big red signboard with their name on it!"

"Alright then." Yasui blinked his eyes, and his Sharingan deactivated. He then let the owner go and headed out.

He wasn't afraid of the civilian store owner. As a matter of fact, he would really hurt the store owner if he didn't get his answer. He had no remorse for people who he did not like or for those who offended him.

Yasui leisurely walked out of the store and went to an alleyway where Naruto hid. When he got there, he saw Naruto sitting and facing the wall. He rubbed his wound and grumbled about the pain.

"Yo, Naruto." Yasui cooly said as he stood behind Naruto.

"Yasui, you escaped too! Did you also get hit?" Naruto asked with concern and looked up. His wound already began to heal at a visible rate.

The nine tails' healing power is incredible.

Yasui thought as he looked at Naruto's disappearing wound. The next instant, the wound is gone! He felt envy at the Chakra reserve and healing ability of the nine tails Jinjuriki.

"I'm fine. I managed to dodge the swing and escape unscathed."

"Wow, you're one heck of a ninja." Naruto marveled at the power of Yasui.

"Well, it looks like you didn't get hurt too bad. Let's go, I found the place that can help me publish my book." Yasui said with a smile as he went towards the Shiba publishing firm.

"Oh, okay." Naruto didn't have anything else to do today, so he followed Yasui. Even if he didn't follow Yasui, he is just going to walk around the village anyways.

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As the store owner said, Yasui found the publishing firm with a big sign saying: Shiba.

"Is this the place that can publish stuff for you?" Naruto asked naively. He didn't have much knowledge of the world.

"We'll see, but it apparently is," Yasui replied as he walked into the store nonchalantly.

Naruto went after Yasui and both of them entered the publishing firm. As they entered the firm, they saw that the lobby walls were lined with shelves of books, manuscripts, and other materials that were published by the firm.

Yasui saw the Icha Icha books being displayed on a pedestal as if it is a holy object.

"Hello, how may I help you two?" The gorgeous lobby woman saw Yasui and Naruto walking in, and she wondered why two kids were in the firm.

Naruto had never been here before, and he didn't know if he is going to get hit or not, so he didn`t say anything. Nervousness is all that he felt after the experience with the store owner.

As a mentally mature adult, Yasui nodded at the woman: "I'm here to make a contract for my novel. Can I meet with your firm's publishing agent?"

The woman giggled at Yasui. She didn't expect him to say that. Normally, her firm will only take appointments for talented writers, but she felt that the kid should have a chance. She didn't want to kill his dream of becoming a writer.

"Hehe, little brother. I'll get an agent to meet with you. But our firm's standards are very high, so don't have too many expectations, okay?"

"Alright." Yasui agreed, but he knew that his novel would definitely be accepted. His confidence is that high.

"You two can wait and browse the books for a bit while I go get an agent." The woman smiled sweetly and went further into the building.

Naruto took this chance to see what the publishing firm got by browsing the shelves. At first, he was amazed by the variety of books, but he soon lost interest after seeing that it is all text and no pictures.

Yasui took a look and read Jiraiya's book. Like his own book, Jaraiya's book is a book of romance for sure. It even had some explicit scenes, but it's all really traditional. Jaraiya's research materials were less than his after all.

Hence, this made Yasui's confidence in his book soar even more. His book will surely stir the libido of both men and women.

"Hello, are you the author who wants to publish his book?" A man asked. The woman had come back with a scholarly-looking man with glasses and winked at Yasui before heading back to her desk.

"Yes, I'm here to publish my book and make a contract." Yasui nodded and brought out a copy of his novel from a bag that he carried.

Naruto perked up his ears and observed. He is curious about what Yasui is doing, so he stayed behind him and didn't speak.

"My anime is Akita Shida. I will be your agent, so let's head to my office, and we can see if our firm can publish your book." Shida politely introduced himself. He recognized Naruto, but his code of conduct is to not show any displeasure with his clients.

"Sure." Yasui agreed and they all went to Shida's office, Naruto included.

However, since Naruto is not a part of the deal, he only sat on a chair and lowered his presence. He didn't want to disturb his friend's deal.

"Now then, let me see your draft?" Shida assumed that Yasui is only trying to see if he can become a writer. He didn't have many expectations from a kid. This was just him trying to pass the time since he is bored.

"Here you go. I'm sure you'll like it very much." A sly smile emerged from Yasui's mouth. He knew that Shida had no chance against his stories.

"Hmm. Shinobi Love Master." Shida read out the title, and he assumed that this is a romance shinobi novel. He had seen many versions of this type of novel. However, the ones that he read before were too cliche and bland.

The main character becomes a ninja, does missions, meets the enemy, bla bla bla. It's all the same, and it's so dry that he didn't want to see any more of its type. If this is like the others, he won't be able to make a contract for this kid.

When he opened the draft and began reading… his eyes widened and his breath began to accelerate! This!! This!!

The step-sister getting stuck scene in the introduction had already got him hooked! The details were so amazing that he felt as if he was the main character itself, experiencing a world of delight!

"DID YOU WRITE THIS!?" Shida lost his cool and stood up in extreme shock. If the whole book's quality is as good as the beginning, this book would definitely sell.

"What the heck!" Naruto shrunk back in his seat when he heard Shida yelling out of the blue. His arms flew threw the side, and his mouth made a funny shape.

"Yes, my imagination and storytelling are rather professional, don't you think so?" Yasui said with a smirk that seemed to say, "Even as a kid, you can't look down on me."

"Hahaha! It's top-notch! Definitely one of the best!" Shida's hands got tingly, and he couldn't wait to read more of the draft. To be able to make a contract, he first had to finish skimming the whole thing so that he can make an accurate judgment.

BUT! He looked at the kid and wondered how the f*ck does he knows about adult activities!? Anyways, should he even ask? If the book can make money, the author can even be a monkey for all he cared.

"Go ahead. Keep reading."

Yasui's remark made Shida blush. Read this book in front of two kids? He wanted to just take this draft right now and go into the bathroom…

"Ahem." Shida felt embarrassed and sat back down.