Marry One, Get Two Free

Themes: Foursome, Breeding, Rough Sex

Summary: The war is over, and they won. Needless to say, the celebration of this fact is crazy. Naruto can't really complain when he wakes up married to three big-breasted, big-butted beauties though.

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"You really stepped in it this time, brat."

"Mm… dunno what you mean…"

This was a really strange dream, but not an unwelcome one. Naruto didn't know why Kurama had taken on the form of a foxy, beautiful lady for once, but resting on her chest and using her large tits as pillows wasn't a half bad way to spend his time before waking up and facing the day. Hm, though he was having a hard time remembering what had happened the night before. They'd been celebrating, hadn't they?

"Hmph. Well, you'll find out soon enough. I've gone ahead and handled the hangover, so you're welcome. But everything else… that's going to be up to you."

That sounded like a really cool sendoff line, and Naruto could feel himself waking up. But he couldn't shake the weird feeling, so before he fully awakened, he asked what was on his mind.

"Kurama… why are you a woman right now?"

"B-Brat! I'm a being made e-entirely of chakra! I can b-be whatever gender I so choose to b-be. A-After the night's events, this is j-just the most comfortable form for m-me! Now get out of here! Go deal with the m-mess you made!"

Before Naruto can ask anymore, the dream ends and the world goes dark for a moment, before he's forced to fully awake.

-x-X-x-

Blinking awake, Naruto looks up to see three women all staring down at him. He recognizes them all, of course, and especially recognizes Shizune as she passes a hand covered in green chakra over his forehead.

"N-Naruto? How are you feeling?"

He doesn't immediately answer. Not because he's feeling particularly bad, in fact he's feeling amazing, but because… well, b-because all three women are completely named. Shizune, Temari, and Samui. Those are the three kunoichi hovering over him. And they're all fully nude. Given their body types can only be described as voluptuous and bodacious, this means their big tits are practically right in his face.

"U-Uh, I'm f-fine! Though… w-what did we do last night?!"

Samui and Temari both glance to Shizune at that, only for the medical nin to go bright red and avert her gaze. But it seems the two big-breasted blondes aren't going to just let Shizune maintain her silence. Temari crosses her arms under her chest, while Samui raises a single sculpted eyebrow. Finally, Shizune breaks as Naruto also turns a curious gaze in her direction.

"Y-You all had a lot to drink last night… p-perhaps too much. But when I s-suggested that you stop, you wouldn't h-hear of it. Instead… instead you roped m-me into things, and the next thing I knew, we were… um, all b-being wed to o-one another."

Temari jumps in from here, looking absolutely exasperated as she speaks in a dry tone.

"Apparently, my brother was all too happy to give me away to you. And HE wasn't even drunk!"

Samui colors a bit finally, the Lightning Village Kunoichi glancing off to the side.

"The R-Raikage was definitely plastered, and… admittedly, I was very drunk as well. B-But he still gave me away to you, all the same."

Shizune bobs her head in agreement.

"Indeed, you three were very… eager to say your vows. A-And then, Naruto, you decided that I looked sad… and the n-next thing I knew, I was involved as well. In both the wedding ceremony… and the consummation. You, um… deflowered me, N-Naruto. Please take responsibility."

She bows her head low at that, even as Temari scowls and Samui frowns.

"Oi! You were the sober one, d-damn it! Isn't this all your fault? Why should he have to take responsibility, huh?! Also, deflowered?! Ugh, it was my first-time last night too, but it wasn't like my active lifestyle left me with a hymen or anything…"

Naruto finds himself reeling at all of this, both what had happened last night, and the knowledge that he'd deflowered two of his three… new wives?! He was married now, and not just to one beautiful woman, but THREE of them! What was he going to do? Surely, they could get this all… fixed right? It wasn't like he wanted to force any of them to stay with him! Though it didn't sound like Shizune needed to be forced at least…

Perhaps sensing his budding panic and desire to turn back the clock, Samui catches his eye and pipes up.

"I received word from the Raikage this morning. He's sober now, though with a massive hangover. Even in his sour mood however, he has affirmed his own drunken actions and named me a permanent liaison to Konoha. He has given his official blessing to our marriage."

"Tch… Gaara did the same this morning, even if he wasn't at all drunk last night. He made it official and everything, so you're stuck with me, got it?"

Naruto swallows thickly and nods at the narrowed gaze Temari is throwing his way. Honestly… it's a little weird how all three women seem so comfortable still being naked. Though not so weird if he considered the fact that the four of them must have had lots of sexy last night.

… Wait, if last night was what made Kurama take on a feminine form… what was the Kyuubi trying to say, exactly?!

Before Naruto can contemplate THAT train of thought any further, a hand suddenly slaps down onto his cock, which had steadily been growing erect in the presence of such beautiful babes. Both Temari and Samui looked shocked at Shizune for taking the initiative, and the med-nin herself is blushing as she begins to stroke him up and down.

"W-Well then… we better make the most of all of this, r-right? Now that, ahem, we're all sober… shall we consummate our marriage for real?"

Naruto blushes himself at that idea, even as he finds himself very much enjoying Shizune's palm against his shaft. Temari and Samui both exchange a look… before each slapping a hand down upon his cock as well, his sizable member just big enough for all three women to wrap a hand around his length, though not big enough for them to move around much after that.

"… Sure, might as well."

"Very well. I shall go first."

Both Temari and Shizune squawk indignantly at that, but Samui is already leaning forward, the oldest of the three kunoichi taking charge as she places the bulbous crown of his cock into her mouth and begins to suck on it. Naruto lets out a throaty groan as she does so, causing Temari and Shizune to back off a little for the time being. The younger two kunoichi are both red in the face as they watch the cool, calm, and collected Samui begin to swallow his cock, sliding up and down his length and bobbing along his shaft.

She gets about halfway down his member before he hits the back of her throat, and that seems to be her limit, because she goes not further than that, using her hands instead on the rest of his cock as she swirls her tongue all over his meat rod. Naruto doesn't press her to do anything more… but he does feel a little bad making Temari and Shizune watch like this.

"H-Hey, um… maybe I can… make clones for you guys, or s-something? Oh, but wait, they probably wouldn't last through any strenuous effort like sex…"

Temari brightens up at first, only for her face to fall as he realizes why that would fail. However, Shizune looks crimson as she presses her index fingers together.

"A-Actually… last night, while you were drunk, you figured out a way to make it work. You said b-by infusing some Nature Chakra into your clones, you could make them hardier… they were even capable of… output."

Naruto blinks at that, mulling it over in his head now that he's awake… and nods.

"Yeah, that should work. Damn, Drunk Me is a genius!"

Making the hand sign for Shadow Clone, Naruto also feeds some natura chakra into the technique, and a moment later two more of him poof into existence. They take a good portion of his chakra with him, not too much but certainly more than a normal Shadow Clone would. Heh, he might just have invented another forbidden technique, because in the same way that the Shadow Clone was forbidden for being too chakra intensive, this new clone technique was even worse in that department.

Still, the new Narutos do their part, moving to meet Temari and Shizune halfway. They kiss briefly, before both kunoichi seem intent on getting down to oral business just like Samui is. While the eldest among them swallows the real Naruto's cock as best she can, Temari and Shizune try their own hands at it. Temari doesn't even get as far as Samui did before he hits the back of her throat… but Shizune displays a level of tenacity that amazes Naruto, and even makes him somewhat jealous of his clone, as she goes beyond what either of the two big-breasted blondes are doing and starts to face fuck herself on his cock.

"Gagkh! Gagkh! Gagkh!"

She's certainly the most enthusiastic, eager, and sloppy. Who knew that the med-nin had it in her? Shizune had always been 'Big Sister Shizune' to Naruto, she'd always been Tsunade's quiet and withdrawn student, and then later on, the Hokage's Assistant. But that wasn't doing her any service, now was it? In truth, Shizune was always special… as evidenced by Drunk Naruto deciding to include her in his marriage to two other women.

Regardless, the three beauties all suck him or his clones off. Groans fill the room, alongside the noisy sounds of slurping and bobbing up and down upon cocks. Eventually though, Samui pops off of his dick and leans back, spreading her pussy lips wide with her fingers.

"Give it to me. I w-want it… r-right here."

The kunoichi, normally so cool and icy, sounds more needy than Naruto has ever heard her. Grabbing her by the hips, he drags her forward and a moment later, impales her upon his spit-polished cock. As Samui's moans fill the room, Temari pulls back as well, seeing her fellow wife getting some and taking that as proof that they'd done enough oral foreplay.

Laying down on her back and then transitioning to her side, the Sand Kunoichi lifts one of her long, flexible legs into the air, wrapping her hand around her ankle and spreading her thicc thighs nice and wide as she offers up her pussy to the clone, she's currently having fun with.

"Don't you d-dare hold back, you big dicked b-bastard. I woke up sore this morning, but with no memory of what happened. S-So you better make this next fuck something I'll never f-forget!"

Naruto's nature-infused clone certainly seems to take that challenge in the spirit it's given, and lunges forward, thrusting into her deeply right there on the spot. Temari's moans join Samui's and ultimately together the two kunoichi drown out the gagging and choking noises that Shizune is making around the cock of his other clone. Finally pulling back, looking rather frustrated, the med-nin glares at the other two women.

"Couldn't even bring our husband to climax once before shamelessly forcing him to pleasure you. How uncouth… Unfortunately, it appears I am not any more capable… please, husband, satisfy yourself on this worthless wench's body…"

Turning around, Shizune offers her clone of Naruto her ass, though she lifts her hips up enough to show her cunt. He thrusts into her a moment later, fucking her doggystyle as the real Naruto idly notes in the back of his head that Shizune has some serious self-esteem issues… or maybe just a sexual kink for being punished or submissive? He'll have to figure out which it is at some point, he'll have to learn all of his wives' fetishes at some point… but for now, he had a four-way marriage to consummate, didn't he?

Samui bounces up and down on his lap, while Temari is fucked on her side and Shizune is taken from behind. All three kunoichi are moaning, mewling messes as Naruto and his nature-infused clones pound into them with identical massive members. Samui feels heavenly wrapped around his cock, and Naruto can't wait to pop his other selves so he can assimilate the memories of his first cognizant and sober times with Shizune and Temari as well.

But at the same time, he doesn't intend to wait that long… nor does he intend to make Temari and Shizune wait for the real deal, no matter how good of replicas his clones might be.

As soon as he cums inside of Samui, and his clones have both ejaculated into Temari and Shizune, Naruto calls for a change up. They swap women, basically, with Samui going to Clone One, Temari going to Clone Two, and Shizune to the real deal. And then they all fuck again, Naruto's endless stamina and immense well of energy allowing him to go hard and fast and as long as he wants.

The three kunoichi soon learn the full extent of their new husband's… drive to succeed. Naruto has always strived to be the very best at everything he's ever tried. He hasn't always succeeded, but when he puts his mind to something, he gives it his all, nonetheless.

And so Samui, Temari, and Shizune all get passed around as things start to get a little messy. Of course, all of the bodily fluids are from the same man, just in triplicate… so yeah, it's messy, but it's a good kind of mess. A small voice in the back of Naruto's mind niggles at him as he fucks his wives silly and then some, noting that the nature-infusion he gave his clones might have made their seed extra virile… and if not their seed, then when he mixed his own REAL seed into their nature-infused ejaculate, well… that might very well have assured conception.

But none of the kunoichi seem at all worried about getting pregnant, so Naruto puts it out of his mind as well and keeps giving them all what they seem to desire the most… his big fat cock, three times over. At one point, he even has them all standing up and bent over facing each other in a triangle of lewd debauchery, their hands pulled behind their backs by Naruto and his clones as he fucks into them again and again, their fat asses clapping from the impact of his hips against their behinds.

What starts as a morning consummation of their new four-way marriage turns into a full blown, all-day sex marathon. But that's okay, they've just got done winning the war, and from the sound of things, Samui and Temari have both been assigned to Konoha at this point for the express purpose of being Naruto's wives. Shizune, as well, doesn't seem like she has anywhere to go.

And so, the four of them fuck the day away, only stopping for a couple of meals, some hydration, and the bathroom when necessary. And by the time all is said and done… Naruto can't bring himself to care that much about the fact that he somehow got married to three women while blackout drunk. He's happy and they're happy… and that's all that matters.